Sarah and Madison talk about booster shots and the War on Christmas, sex positions that won’t make your man think about you pooping, and speak to a doctor with…a harrowing secret.

Sarah and guest host Milly Tamarez talk about Thanksgiving and Tampa, speak to a brave teen 29-year-old mom, and learns some dark news from a dog that is able to speak.

Sarah and guest host Milly Tamarez talk about Taylor’s new album, speak to someone who absolutely refuses to do a little jog when she crosses the street, and learns some creative new ways to escape the surveillance state.

Madison and Damien talk about the “university” of “Austin”, get some advice on how to infiltrate another person’s friend group, and talk to a bona-fide introvert who’s got something to share.

Sarah and Damien catch up on their Halloweekend, and talk to a couple of local witches with an incredible offer.

Reductress editors Madison and Sarah (@m4disondillard and @yourpappalardo) talk about how to hide your IBS by pretending to do coke in the bathroom.

Reductress editors Damien and Sarah (@dimakronfeld and @m4disondillard) are both sick with Adult Strep and other mysterious infections.

Reductress editors Damien and Sarah (@dimakronfeld and @yourpappalardo) take you through the week’s hottest stories and the hardest questions, like “Will this iced coffee give you anxiety, diarrhea, or a will to live?”

The Reductress Minute is BACK this October 6th! Stay tuned for new episodes next week.

The Reductress Minute is BACK on October 6! We're playing some of our favorite episodes this month to gear up for Season 3.

In this live episode, your hosts Taylor (@casualafro) and Eva (@evaandheriud) play some important trivia with a man, share some gems from our favorite commenters, and answer the age-old question: shrimp or sex?

Reductress editors Beth and Eva (@bethnew and @evaandheriud) take you through the week’s hottest stories.

Reductress editors Beth and Sarah (@bethnew and @sarahpapplardo) take you through the week’s hottest stories.

Reductress editors Rachel and Eva (@rachelwenitsky and @evaandherIUD) take you through the week’s hottest stories.

Reductress editors Rachel and Taylor (@rachelwenitsky and @casualafro) take you through the week’s hottest stories.

Reductress editors Beth and Sarah (@bethnew and @yourpappalardo) take you through Hugh Jackman’s Instagram and practice what they’d say to the CBD oil guy.

Reductress editors Rachel and Taylor (@rachelwenitsky and @casualafro) take you through the week’s hottest stories. On this week’s episode, Rachel Bloom (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend), Catherine Cohen (@cathcohen) and Bowen Yang (@bowenyang) read pieces from Reductress, plus we sing an acoustic cover of Uptown Funk that has a little something for nobody.  How I Made Life In New York Work on a 150,000 Dollar Salary, was written by Loretta Donelan. How To Touch A Naked Man On His Penis was written by Angela Marie DeManti. This Acoustic Cover of Uptown Funk Has a Little Something For Nobody was written by Dima Kronfield. To help support The Reductress Minute, and for exclusive bonus content, visit our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/reductress See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Reductress editors Rachel and Sarah (@rachelwenitsky and @yourpappalardo) take you through the week’s hottest stories. On this week’s episode, Ana Fabrega (@anafabregagood), Patti Harrison (@party_harderson) and George Salazar (@georgesalazar) read pieces from Reductress, plus we talk to a makeup expert who tells us why you should never ever comment on a woman’s smokey eyeshadow.   Daycare Costs More Than I’d Be Making At Work So I Just Let My Children Loose In The Woods, was written by Laura Buchholz. Ass Stinks, Study Find was written by Keysha Whitaker. 4 Smokey Eyes That NO ONE Should EVER Comment On was written by Eva Victor. Thanks to our sponsor, Dame Products - use code "reductress" for 10% off at https://www.dameproducts.com To help support The Reductress Minute, and for exclusive bonus content, visit our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/reductress See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Reductress editors Rachel and Beth (@rachelwenitsky and @bethnewell) take you through the week’s hottest stories. On this week’s episode, Ziwe Fumodoh (@ziwe), Shannon O’Neill (@spotastic) and Alise Morales (@alisenavidad) read pieces from Reductress, plus we invented a time traveling tampon that allowed us to talk to Mary Queen of Scots about the time a portrait artist made her look fat in a painting. I Love Pizza, Which Is Adorable Because I’m Hot, was written by Margaret Spencer. I’m Not Political (Because I Assume I Will Retain My Privileges Forever) was written by Sarah Bernstein. I’m Not A Feminist, But I Do Think All Men Should Die was written by Hannah LoPatin. Reductress is live at Caroline’s on Broadway 4/26-28 - get tickets: http://www.carolines.com/comedian/reductress/ Thanks to our sponsor, Dame Products - use code "reductress" for 10% off at https://www.dameproducts.com To help support The Reductress Minute, and for exclusive bonus content, visit our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/reductress See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Reductress editors Sarah and Taylor (@yourpappalardo and @casualafro) take you through the week’s hottest stories. On this week’s episode, Hannah Solow (@hamstertalk), Mary Houlihan (@maryhoulie) and Cissy Jones (@cissyspeaks) read pieces from Reductress, plus we talk to Taylor’s mom on the air and discuss relationship issues with a woman who is definitely dating a tall ferret. Becoming a Mother Made Me Happy, Fulfilled (Although Chris Said He was Going to Pull Out) was written by Laurel Cummings. How to Explain Memes to your Therapist was written by Sami Main. I’m Not Here for the Craft Beer, I’m Here for the Dick was written by Kathy Lynch. Reductress is live at Caroline’s on Broadway 4/26-28 - get tickets: http://www.carolines.com/comedian/reductress/ Thanks to our sponsor, Dame Products - use code "reductress" for 10% off at https://www.dameproducts.com To help support The Reductress Minute, and for exclusive bonus content, visit our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/reductress See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.