Crescent City by Sarah J. Maas
House of Earth and Blood
This Episode is sponsored by Bookish Wine
Get your Maasters Degree in the Maasverse with us as we journey through Lunation with Bryce and connect her to all the other worlds. We talk hottie Hunt, Rhysand and how he supplies the Night Court, Vamps, connections to Silba from Throne, a hot take from Blake, nicknames and no shortage of education. Note, in chapter 33 Sphinxes IS the plural version of Sphynx. Very important stuff.
Chapter 33 2:08
Chapter 34 9:14
Chapter 35 18:26
Chapter 36 31:08
Chapter 37 35:59
Chapter 38 46:45
Chapter 39 51:50
Chapter 40 57:51
This episode will contain spoilers for Crescent City House of Earth and Blood, the ACOTAR series and the Throne of Glass series. We tie things in and connect the dots so you don’t have to. We will only have spoilers for the current Crescent City we are chit chattin about
Thoughts, feelings, theories and just things we say can evolve, change, be debunked or just be completely off the rails. Regardless, it's all for fun and not that deep (that’s what she said). Especially since we will be tailoring our theories to the current book.
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Equations / Chris Coral / courtesy of Epidemic Sound
Come hang out with The Real Housewives of Velaris as we chat with author JR Cathers about her debut book, Child of Shivay!
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0:36 Get to know a little about JR Cathers, her FMK of her top 3 MMC romantasy characters, Team Edward or Team Jacob, and get a little into her brain with non stop sprinkles of book talk
14:49 Get into it with current ratings, series direction, favorite quotes, takeaways, what to pay attention to and bonus chap spoiler
37:28 - 38:32 mild book spoiler
39:23 - 39:52 mild book spoiler
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Book Recs- Crown of Olympus by Kate Asher
Crescent City by Sarah J. Maas
House of Earth and Blood
Get your Maasters Degree in the Maasverse with us as we journey through Lunation with Bryce and connect her to all the other worlds.
Chapter 25 1:26
Chapter 26 6:27
Chapter 27 16:27
Chapter 28 22:10
Chapter 29 29:06
Chapter 30 44:54
Chapter 31 50:51
Chapter 32 55:21
This episode will contain spoilers for Crescent City House of Earth and Blood, the ACOTAR series and the Throne of Glass series.
We tie things in and connect the dots so you don’t have to. We will only have spoilers for the current Crescent City we are chattin about.
Thoughts, feelings, theories and just things we say can evolve, change, be debunked or just be completely off the rails. Regardless, it's all for fun and not that deep (that’s what she said). Especially since we will be tailoring our theories to the current book.
Follow The Real Housewives of Velaris on social media for more theories, thoughts and new book goofin-
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Crescent City by Sarah J. MaasHouse of Earth and Blood
Get your Maasters Degree in the Maasverse with us as we journey through Lunation with Bryce and connect her to all the other worlds.
Chapter 17 1:07
Chapter 18 11:57
Chapter 19 22:17
Chapter 20 34:42
Chapter 21 47:14
Chapter 22 54:56
Chapter 23 56:53
Chapter 24 1:01:04
**Reminder that this episode will contain spoilers for Crescent City House of Earth and Blood**
**This episode also contains spoilers for both A Court of Thorns and Roses and Throne of Glass series**
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Intro/Outro:
Equations / Chris Coral / courtesy of Epidemic Sound
We spill about our favorite parts of Godsbane, thoughts on how immersive it is, talk about a badass FMC that you can relate to, swoon over a MMC worth adding to your to-do list, talk about spicy moments and give our official recs.
**This episode also contains mild spoilers but still spoilers for Godsbane**
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Crescent City by Sarah J. MaasHouse of Earth and Blood
Get your Maasters Degree in the Maasverse with us as we journey through Lunation with Bryce and connect her to all the other words.
Chapter 9 1:03
Chapter 10 10:35
Chapter 11 23:11
Chapter 12 30:13
Chapter 13 36:15
Chapter 14 51:07
Chapter 16 1:04:57
Chapter 17 1:14:39
**Reminder that this episode will contain spoilers for Crescent City House of Earth and Blood**
**This episode also contains spoilers for both A Court of Thorns and Roses and Throne of Glass series**
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Get your Maasters Degree in the Maasverse with us as we journey through Lunation with Bryce and connect her to all the other words in Crescent City House of Earth and Blood, by Sarah J. Maas.
World Building Sum Sum 4:51
Part 1 The Hollow
Chapter 1 10:25
Chapter 2 20:18
Chapter 3 33:30
Chapter 4 40:58
Chapter 5 50:39
Chapter 6 57:07
Chapter 7 1:15:04
Part 2 The Trench
Chapter 8 1:19:54
**Reminder that this episode will contain spoilers for Crescent City House of Earth and Blood, A Court of Thorns and Roses series and Throne of Glass series**
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Intro/Outro:
Valley of Drakes / Dragon Tamer / courtesy of Epidemic Sound
Come hang out with The Real Housewives of Velaris as we chat with author Lindsey Richardson about her upcoming book, Godsbane!
0:00 Get right into meeting Lindsey
22:57 Godsbane Chat (no spoilers)
31:05 **WARNING Some quotes that don’t spoil the book but you could skip**
36:00 Out of the danger zone of quotes
40:16 Dream cast
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Come hang out and learn how vampires are made with The Real Housewives of Velaris and Book Bits and Chill as we chat about our first buddy read, Bury Our Bones In The Midnight Soil by V.E. Schwab.
We spoil everything with our big mouths, don’t listen if you haven’t read!
0:00 Get right into it7:07 Emily explains it all
14:31 Character chat and world talk
46:08 Final recommendations
55:31 Very important fancasts that are wildly inaccurate
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Come hang out and giggle with us as we talk to Rebecca Robinson, author of the Serpent and the Wolf. Get updates on Rebecca’s schedule and her next book, The Wicked and the Damned.
We giggle, we get deep (that’s what she said), get to know Rebecca, and then get into book talk. And we are obsessed with her, and you will be too after this interview.
0:00 Get to know Rebecca
33:59 Talk The Serpent and the Wolf
The Serpent and the Wolf is out now
The Wicked and the Damned out 2/24/2026
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Giggle with us while we dive into a world of gods and monsters, Shield of Sparrows by Devney Perry.
What's the haps 3:03
Chapter 55 5:30
Chapter 56 14:56
Chapter 57 27:00
Chapter 58 30:46
Chapter 59 36:53
Chapter 60 42:59
Chapter 61 51:47
Chapter 62 58:58
Chapter 63 1:08:43
**Reminder that this episode contains spoilers for the entire book of Shield of Sparrows**
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Intro/Outro:Valley of Drakes / Dragon Tamer / courtesy of Epidemic Sound
Giggle with us while we dive into a world of gods and monsters, Shield of Sparrows by Devney Perry.
What's the haps 2:22
Chapter 47 4:53
Chapter 48 15:36
Chapter 49 25:28
Chapter 50 37:31
Chapter 51 50:04
Chapter 52 59:22
Chapter 53 1:05:26
Chapter 54 1:13:29
**Reminder that this episode contains spoilers for the entire book of Shield of Sparrows**
**This episode also contains mild spoilers for The Empyrean Series**
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Intro/Outro:
Valley of Drakes / Dragon Tamer / courtesy of Epidemic Sound
Giggle with us while we dive into a world of gods and monsters, Shield of Sparrows by Devney Perry.
What's the haps 5:50
Chapter 39 9:05
Chapter 40 17:49
Chapter 41 27:12
Chapter 42 36:57
Chapter 43 44:17
Chapter 44 50:31
Chapter 45 57:00
Chapter 46 58:57
**Reminder that this episode contains spoilers for the entire book of Shield of Sparrows**
**This episode also contains mild spoilers for ACOTAR**
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Intro/Outro:
Valley of Drakes / Dragon Tamer / courtesy of Epidemic Sound
Giggle with us while we dive into a world of gods and monsters, Shield of Sparrows by Devney Perry.
What's the haps 5:55
Chapter 31 9:12
Chapter 32 17:07
Chapter 33 24:24
Chapter 34 36:16
Chapter 35 43:29
Chapter 36 52:40
Chapter 37 1:02:08
Chapter 38 1:12:24
**Reminder that this episode contains spoilers for the entire book of Shield of Sparrows**
**This episode also contains mild spoilers for Throne of Glass, ACOTAR, Plated Prisoner**
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Intro/Outro:
Valley of Drakes / Dragon Tamer / courtesy of Epidemic Sound
Giggle with us while we dive into a world of gods and monsters, Shield of Sparrows by Devney Perry.
What's the haps 9:24
Chapter 23 12:29
Chapter 24 29:56
Chapter 25 37:08
Chapter 26 43:26
Chapter 27 50:31
Chapter 28 57:26
Chapter 29 1:06:46
Chapter 30 1:13:10
**Reminder that this episode contains spoilers for the entire book of Shield of Sparrows**
**This episode also contains mild spoilers for Empyrean Series**
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Intro/Outro:
Valley of Drakes / Dragon Tamer / courtesy of Epidemic Sound
Giggle with us while we dive into a world of gods and monsters, Shield of Sparrows by Devney Perry.
What's the haps 4:44
Chapter 15 8:50
Chapter 16 20:10
Chapter 17 28:10
Chapter 18 35:01
Chapter 19 40:52
Chapter 20 51:02
Chapter 21 58:15
Chapter 22 1:06:30
**Reminder that this episode contains spoilers for the entire book of Shield of Sparrows**
**This episode also contains mild spoilers for Plated Prisoner Series, Empyrean Series**
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Intro/Outro:
Valley of Drakes / Dragon Tamer / courtesy of Epidemic Sound
Giggle with us while we dive into a world of gods and monsters, Shield of Sparrows by Devney Perry.
What's the haps 7:24
Chapter 8 12:10
Chapter 9 27:45
Chapter 10 43:52
Chapter 11 58:17
Chapter 12 1:13:01
Chapter 13 1:25:02
Chapter 14 1:33:38
**Reminder that this episode contains spoilers for the entire book of Shield of Sparrows**
**This episode also contains mild spoilers for ACOTAR, LOTR, Harry Potter, Flawless by Elsie Silver**
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Intro/Outro:Valley of Drakes / Dragon Tamer / courtesy of Epidemic Sound
Giggle with us while we dive into a world of gods and monsters, Shield of Sparrows by Devney Perry.
What's the haps/synopsis 10:30
Chapter 1 13:35 it’s so long (that’s what she said)
Chapter 2 34:28
Chapter 3 56:24
Chapter 4 1:05:26
Chapter 5 1:18:31
Chapter 6 1:32:26
Chapter 7 1:42:15
**Reminder that this episode contains spoilers for the entire book of Shield of Sparrows**
**This episode also contains mild spoilers for ACOTAR, Fourth Wing**
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Intro/Outro:
Valley of Drakes / Dragon Tamer / courtesy of Epidemic Sound
Welcome back to the deep dive of Gild by Raven Kennedy, the first book of the Plated Prisoner series. Continue to explore the magical world of Orea with us!
We are currently heading to the Fifth Kingdom with the golden touched Auren and the saddles to meet up with King Midas. Things have taken an unexpected turn when we meet the Red Raids, Have we found more trouble with Fourth Kingdom?
What's the haps? 2:59
Chapter 36 7:00
Chapter 37 17:06
Chapter 38 23:08
Chapter 39 29:55
Chapter 40 36:39
Plated Prisoner Playlist on Spotify
**Reminder that this episode contains spoilers for the entire book of Gild**
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Intro/Outro:
Valley of Drakes / Dragon Tamer / courtesy of Epidemic Sound
Welcome back to the deep dive of Gild by Raven Kennedy, the first book of the Plated Prisoner series. Continue to explore the magical world of Orea with us!
We are currently heading to the Fifth Kingdom with the golden touched Auren and the saddles to meet up with King Midas. Things have taken an unexpected turn when we meet the Red Raids.
What's the haps? 2:32
Chapter 29 6:16
Chapter 30 12:56
Chapter 31 19:13
Chapter 32 27:14
Chapter 33 35:05
Chapter 34 42:47
Chapter 35 47:51
Plated Prisoner Playlist on Spotify
**Reminder that this episode contains spoilers for the entire book of Gild**
**This episode also contains mild spoilers for ACOTAR, Fourth Wing, and the movie Seven**
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Intro/Outro:
Valley of Drakes / Dragon Tamer / courtesy of Epidemic Sound