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The Offcuts Drawer - Successful Writers Share Their Best Worst Ideas
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39 episodes
1 week ago
Successful Writers Share Their Best Worst Ideas. Writing tips, truths & lessons learned from top writers’ greatest failures. Screenwriters, authors, novelists & playwrights share their rejected scripts, unfinished stories, abandoned chapters & creative misfires. Clips performed by actors and unpacked in a warm and funny interview about craft, creativity & emotional survival with host Laura Shavin.
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Successful Writers Share Their Best Worst Ideas. Writing tips, truths & lessons learned from top writers’ greatest failures. Screenwriters, authors, novelists & playwrights share their rejected scripts, unfinished stories, abandoned chapters & creative misfires. Clips performed by actors and unpacked in a warm and funny interview about craft, creativity & emotional survival with host Laura Shavin.
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The Offcuts Drawer - Successful Writers Share Their Best Worst Ideas
Bernadette Strachan - Novelist & Playwright
Bernadette, who writes under - at time of recording - seven different pen names, shares some of her discarded projects including a novel about a cat in prison (not a children's book), a Jane Austen fan who meets a grisly end, and a historical tale of father/daughter derring do.   CAST: Emma Clarke, Shash Hira, Beth Chalmers, Noni Lewis, Marcus Hutton   Bernadette Strachan is the author of 28 novels published under multiple pseudonyms, including Juliet Ashton, Claire Sandy, Bernie Gaughan, MB Vincent, Alice Cavanagh and Catherine Miller, as well as her original publishing name, Bernadette Strachan. Her titles range from romantic comedies such as What Would Mary Berry Do? and Snowed in for Christmas to the crime-themed Jess Castle series. She co-wrote the musical Next Door’s Baby with Matthew Strachan, staged at the Orange Tree and Tabard theatres, and also wrote About Bill, performed at the Tabard. More recently, under the name Catherine Miller, she created a trilogy of Archers prequel novels for BBC Books, later adapted for BBC Radio 4. In 2023, as Alice Cavanagh, she published The House That Made Us.   For more details about Bernadette, her offcuts and the actors performing them see the episode show notes:  offcutsdrawer.com/bernadette-strachan  
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1 week ago
51 minutes

The Offcuts Drawer - Successful Writers Share Their Best Worst Ideas
Christopher Douglas - Comedy Writer & Actor
The writer & voice of BBC Radio 4's Ed Reardon shares the comedy scripts that missed the mark, got rejected by the commissioners or still remain unfinished. CAST: Nigel Pilkington, Chris Kent, Jake Yapp, Helen Goldwyn, Beth Chalmers, Emma Clarke Christopher Douglas is a British writer and performer, best known for co-writing and voicing Ed Reardon’s Week on BBC Radio 4 with the late Andrew Nickolds, a comedy series that has run for sixteen series and 100 episodes, and was twice recognized as Best Radio Programme by the Broadcasting Press Guild (2005, 2010). He has also created the character Dave Podmore and co-written the radio comedies Mastering the Universe (2 series) and Beauty of Britain (3 series), along with a radio adaptation of New Grub Street and his award-winning drama Tristram Shandy: In Development. On screen and stage, he scripted performances featuring the Nicholas Craig persona (with Nigel Planer) for the BBC, and he is the author of several books including Spartan Cricketer, I, An Actor…, and Ed Reardon’s Week. For more details about Christopher, his offcuts and the actors performing them see the episode show notes: offcutsdrawer.com/christopher-douglas  
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1 month ago
54 minutes

The Offcuts Drawer - Successful Writers Share Their Best Worst Ideas
Piers Torday - Children's Author & Playwright
A former television writer now an award-winning children’s novelist and playwright, Piers’ offcuts include an attempt at a romantic novel, a social media status update about a bossy weevil, and a sitcom based on the unlikely topic of his early life growing up on a farm during the foot & mouth pandemic.   CAST: Kenny Blyth, David Monteath, Helen Goldwyn, David Lane Pusey   Piers Torday is a British writer whose work for children and the stage spans more than a decade. His debut novel, The Last Wild, was published in 2013, shortlisted for the Waterstones Children’s Book Prize, and translated into 14 languages. It became the first in a series including The Dark Wild, winner of the Guardian Children’s Fiction Prize in 2014, The Wild Beyond in 2015, and the prequel The Wild Before in 2021. He has also written the standalone children’s novel There May Be A Castle, and his short fiction appears in collections such as Winter Magic, Return to Wonderland, and The Book of Hopes. More recently, he began a fantasy duology with Midnight Treasure in 2024, named Children’s Book of the Year by several national publications, to be followed by Wolf Crown, out next month (October 2025). Alongside his books, Torday has created a body of theatre work, adapting The Box of Delights for the stage in 2017 with subsequent revivals, writing A Christmas Carol with the first female Scrooge on the London stage, and The Child in the Snow based on Elizabeth Gaskell’s “The Old Nurse’s Tale.” His plays also include The Wind in the Willows at Wilton’s and Plum: a Homage to Happiness in 2025. In 2027, his stage adaptation of The Last Wild will open at the Unicorn Theatre before touring schools and venues nationwide. For more details about Piers, the offcuts and the actors performing them see the episode show notes:  offcutsdrawer.com/piers-torday  
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2 months ago
51 minutes

The Offcuts Drawer - Successful Writers Share Their Best Worst Ideas
Adele Parks MBE - Novelist
Top Author & Writer Adele Parks shares clips of her writing that never made it to publication, plus some of her earliest literary attempts and and some very surprising NSFW poetry. CAST: Helen Goldwyn, Emma Clarke, Chris Pavlo and Beth Chalmers. Adele Parks has published more than twenty novels since her first, Playing Away, appeared in 2000. Her books have sold over five million copies and are translated into dozens of languages, regularly featuring in bestseller lists in the UK. She was recognised with an MBE in 2022 for her contribution to literature. Alongside her fiction, Parks has written for national newspapers and magazines, and she is an ambassador for The Reading Agency, supporting efforts to improve literacy and access to books.  Her output includes both romantic comedies and darker psychological thrillers, marking her as one of the most consistent and wide-reaching authors on the contemporary British publishing scene. For more details about Adele, the offcuts and the actors performing them see the episode show notes:  offcutsdrawer.com/adele-parks
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2 months ago
51 minutes

The Offcuts Drawer - Successful Writers Share Their Best Worst Ideas
Lucy V Hay - Author, Novelist & Script Editor
Novelist, blogger & script editor Lucy V Hay shares her writing that failed before she became a published novelist, and screenplays that have yet to find a home
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3 months ago
53 minutes

The Offcuts Drawer - Successful Writers Share Their Best Worst Ideas
Dan Maier - Comedy Writer
Top TV comedy writer Dan Maier shares the scripts & writing that got rejected or he still hasn’t found a home for and the stories behind them.
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3 months ago
53 minutes

The Offcuts Drawer - Successful Writers Share Their Best Worst Ideas
Louise Candlish - Author & Novelist
Best-selling thriller writer Louise shares writing that didn’t make it: deleted scenes, rejected ideas, unfinished stories & her process for creative survival.
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4 months ago
53 minutes

The Offcuts Drawer - Successful Writers Share Their Best Worst Ideas
Paul Burke - Advertising Copywriter & Novelist
Novelist and copywriter Paul Burke shares the bits of writing and projects that never made it and tells the stories behind them.
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4 months ago
49 minutes

The Offcuts Drawer - Successful Writers Share Their Best Worst Ideas
Lynn Ferguson - Screenwriter & Storyteller
Writer, comedian, storyteller and voice of a famous plasticine chicken Lynn shares the bits of writing that she never finished, had rejected or never quite found a home for. Actors bring them to life and she shares the stories behind them.
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5 months ago
53 minutes

The Offcuts Drawer - Successful Writers Share Their Best Worst Ideas
Ian Martin - Screenwriter
Screenwriter & ”swearing consultant” Ian Martin (Veep, The Thick Of It) shares some rejected & unfinished projects in his bottom drawer.
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5 months ago
49 minutes

The Offcuts Drawer - Successful Writers Share Their Best Worst Ideas
Lisa Jewell - Novelist
Best-selling thriller writer Lisa ("Then She Was Gone", "The Family Upstairs", "Watching You") shares clips that didn't make it into her books, and talks in fascinating detail about her unusually practical and no-nonsense writing technique. Clips performed by: Beth Chalmers, Christopher Kent and Rachel Atkins. Lisa Jewell is the Number 1 New York Times bestselling author of nineteen novels (shortly to be 20), including The Girls and The House We Grew Up In, as well as Invisible Girl and I Found You.  Her first novel Ralph's Party, a book whose genre she describes as "flatmates and curry" was the highest selling debut novel of the year. She has written various other genres of fiction, and most recently she's topped the best-selling charts with her psychological thrillers. So far her novels have sold over 5 million copies internationally, and her work has been translated into twenty-nine languages.  Episode show notes and more details:  offcutsdrawer.com/lisa-jewell Listen to us on whichever podcast app you prefer:  https://offcutsdrawer.com/insta-links/ or if you don't usually listen to podcasts you can hear all the episodes here: offcutsdrawer.com/episodes/
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3 years ago
1 hour 9 seconds

The Offcuts Drawer - Successful Writers Share Their Best Worst Ideas
Caimh McDonnell - Novelist & Screenwriter
"Dublin Trilogy" novelist and former comedian Caimh (CK) McDonnell shares his sitcom set aboard a ferry, a pre-Fleabag Fleabag and a comedy about what happens when multiple timelines meet. Offcuts performed by: Jake Yapp, Darrell Maclaine, Kenny Blyth, Lizzie Roper, David Monteith and Rachel Atkins. This episode contains strong language. Caimh McDonnell is the internationally bestselling author of the Dublin Trilogy which is set in his hometown. His debut novel 'A Man with One of Those Faces' – a darkly comedic crime thriller – was published in 2016 and nominated for best novel at the 2017 CAP awards. It went on to spawn the increasingly uncountable Dublin Trilogy (five books and counting) and the McGarry Stateside series, which have been translated into several different languages and optioned for television. He also writes ‘The Stranger Times’ series of books under the name of C.K. McDonnell which has been described as "a celebration of how truth really can be stranger than fiction" The former professional stand-up comedian and TV writer has performed all around the world, had several well-received Edinburgh shows and supported acts such as Sarah Millican and Gary Delaney on tour before hanging up his clowning shoes to concentrate on writing. His TV writing work has seen him work on some of the biggest topical comedy shows on British TV and has earned him a BAFTA nomination. Episode show notes:  https://offcutsdrawer.com/caimh-mcdonnell Listen to us on whichever podcast app you prefer:  https://offcutsdrawer.com/insta-links/ or if you don't usually listen to podcasts you can hear all the episodes here: offcutsdrawer.com/episodes/  
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3 years ago
50 minutes 20 seconds

The Offcuts Drawer - Successful Writers Share Their Best Worst Ideas
Georgia Pritchett - Screenwriter & Producer
A rap musical set in a US prison based on a Noel Coward play, a sitcom about IVF and a story about JFK faking moon landings - just 3 of the offcuts from comedy writer and US showrunner Georgia. Clips performed by: Desiree Burch, Beth Chalmers, Keith Wickham, Lizzie Roper and Jake Yapp. With additional music by Jake Yapp. Warning: This episode contains strong language. Georgia is a multi-award-winning comedy and drama writer, who has five Emmys, five Writers Guild awards, a Golden Globe, a BAFTA and a Producer’s Guild award. She is currently a writer and co-executive producer on HBO's critically acclaimed show, Succession, now in its third season. Georgia was the co-executive producer and writer on the HBO multi-Emmy winning show Veep, which ran for seven series.  Georgia is show-running The Shrink Next Door: an adaptation of the hit podcast, starring Will Ferrell, Paul Rudd and Kathryn Hahn, for Apple TV. She wrote three episodes of HBO's Avenue Five, Armando Iannucci’s space comedy starring Hugh Laurie. Georgia has written extensively for Miranda Hart and Tracy Ullman and the shows Have I Got News for You, Smack the Pony, Not Going Out and The Thick of It. She created, wrote and show-ran 2DTV for ITV as well as Quick Cuts starring Doon Makichan, Feel The Force and three series of Life of Riley - starring Caroline Quentin for the BBC. Georgia’s memoir My Mess is a Bit of a Life has just been published.  Episode show notes:  https://offcutsdrawer.com/georgia-pritchett Listen to us on whichever podcast app you prefer:  https://offcutsdrawer.com/insta-links/ or if you don't usually listen to podcasts you can hear all the episodes here: offcutsdrawer.com/episodes/
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4 years ago
59 minutes 45 seconds

The Offcuts Drawer - Successful Writers Share Their Best Worst Ideas
Miranda Kane - Writer & Performer
Raconteuse Miranda shares the bits of writing that didn't quite make it, along with tales of her former life as a sex worker, in a show that's definitely NSFW. Clips performed by Chris Pavlo, Bhavnisha Parmar and Emma Clarke.  Warning: This episode contains strong language and explicit material. Miranda Kane is a comedian, writer, and performer who garners inspiration from her previous career as a sex-worker and her more recent work in organising body positive events. She writes and stars in the Audible sitcom SLAVING AWAY, based upon her ‘utterly mundane life as a dominatrix’, which reached number one in the Audible charts and has had its third season recently released. She has also written sex blogs and co-hosts the ‘Good Sex/Bad Sex’ podcast for Metro. She is a sex-worker rights activist, raising money for charities which support sex-workers. She takes part in debates and public speaking events to promote the decriminalisation of sex-work, and in 2017 she was a TedX speaker where her ‘idea worth spreading’ was that comedy and storytelling can help change the public’s opinion of sex-workers to allow them to work in safety and without fear of persecution or prosecution. She currently runs Club Indulge – a range of Body Positive events aimed at providing a safe space for plus size people to enjoy being party animals. Episode show notes:  https://offcutsdrawer.com/miranda-kane Listen to us on whichever podcast app you prefer:  https://offcutsdrawer.com/insta-links/ or if you don't usually listen to podcasts you can hear all the episodes here: offcutsdrawer.com/episodes/
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4 years ago
52 minutes 41 seconds

The Offcuts Drawer - Successful Writers Share Their Best Worst Ideas
FEED DROP - In Writing With Hattie Crisell
This is not a normal episode of The Offcuts Drawer but a taster of the excellent podcast In Writing With Hattie Crisell. Journalist Hattie visits the studies of writers of all kinds – novelists, screenwriters, poets, journalists and more – to find out how they write, why they write, and what they can teach us about doing it better and the special guest in this episode is Graham Norton. The Offcuts Drawer will be back with a brand new episode later this week but in the meantime you can find more details about Hattie's podcast here: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/in-writing-with-hattie-crisell/id1490412801 Listen to The Offcuts Drawer on whichever podcast app you prefer:  https://offcutsdrawer.com/insta-links/ or if you don't usually listen to podcasts you can hear all the episodes here: offcutsdrawer.com/episodes/
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4 years ago
53 minutes 39 seconds

The Offcuts Drawer - Successful Writers Share Their Best Worst Ideas
Isy Suttie - Writer, Actor & Comedian
An investigation into the Mole-man of Hackney, standup material about pond-dipping and a bit of angst-filled teenage poetry are just some of the offcuts shared by Isy. Clips performed by: Lynsey Murrell, Beth Chalmers, Darrell Maclaine, Shash Hira, Toby Longworth and Emma Clarke Isy Suttie is a comedian, actress and writer who started performing stand up in 2002. She trained as an actress and has written for the GUARDIAN, the OBSERVER, RED and GLAMOUR, and is a regular writer and performer on BBC Radio 4, where her show PEARL AND DAVE won a Gold Sony Award in 2013. This led to two series of her musical story show set in Matlock, ISY SUTTIE’S LOVE LETTERS. Her TV acting credits include Dobby in PEEP SHOW and Esther in SHAMELESS, Ally in MAN DOWN and Nat in DAMNED, and she has been nominated for three British Comedy Awards. She’s written 2 books – THE ACTUAL ONE, a comedy memoir which came out in 2016 and her first novel JANE IS TRYING has just been published in 2021. Episode show notes with offcuts track listing and more details about Isy and the actors:  https://offcutsdrawer.com/isy-suttie Listen to us on whichever podcast app you prefer:  https://offcutsdrawer.com/insta-links/ or if you don't usually listen to podcasts you can hear all the episodes here: offcutsdrawer.com/episodes/
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4 years ago
55 minutes 48 seconds

The Offcuts Drawer - Successful Writers Share Their Best Worst Ideas
Val McDermid - Crime Novelist & Writer
Scotland's "Queen of Crime" shares some stonking bits of early writing, including her attempt at a bonkbuster and the short story that prefigured her move into thrillers. Clips performed by: Christopher Kent, Beth Chalmers, Leah Marks, Kenny Blyth, Emma Clarke and Rachel Atkins. Val McDermid has sold over 17 million books to date across the globe and is translated into over 40 languages. She is perhaps best-known for her Wire in the Blood series, featuring clinical psychologist Dr Tony Hill and DCI Carol Jordan, which was adapted for television starring Robson Green and Hermione Norris. She has written three other series: private detective Kate Brannigan, journalist Lindsay Gordon and, most recently, cold case detective Karen Pirie. She has also published in several award-winning standalone novels, books of non-fiction, short story collections and a children’s picture book, My Granny is a Pirate. As well as books she has also written for stage, radio and screen. In early 2017 Val’s latest BBC Radio 4 drama series, Resistance, aired to great acclaim. And in the last couple of years, she has returned to writing for the theatre with Margaret Saves Scotland as well as the primetime TV series Traces based on her original idea. ITV have subsequently announced the commissioning of a new drama Karen Pirie based on Val’s eponymous series character. Episode show notes and more details:  offcutsdrawer.com/val-mcdermid/ Listen to us on whichever podcast app you prefer:  https://offcutsdrawer.com/insta-links/ or if you don't usually listen to podcasts you can hear all the episodes here: offcutsdrawer.com/episodes/
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4 years ago
52 minutes 27 seconds

The Offcuts Drawer - Successful Writers Share Their Best Worst Ideas
Francesca Simon - Children‘s Author
The "Horrid Henry" creator gives us an out-take from her successful opera, unpublished articles and some other children's book ideas that despite her stellar international reputation still didn't get picked up. Clips performed by: Beth Chalmers, Emma Clarke, Leah Marks, David Holt, Rachel Atkins and Keith Wickham. Francesca Simon is universally known for the staggeringly popular Horrid Henry series. These books and CDs have sold over 22 million copies and are published in 29 countries. Horrid Henry and the Abominable Snowman won the Children's Book of the the Year award in 2008 at the British Book Awards. She is also the author of Costa-shortlisted The Monstrous Child for older readers, and Hack and Whack, her first picture book. To date she has published over 50 books for children of all ages including picture books, early readers and a young adult trilogy based on norse mythology. Collaborating with composer Gavin Higgins, Francesca recently wrote the libretto for The Monstrous Child turning it into an opera which received rave reviews when it was staged at The Royal Opera House, London in 2019. Episode show notes:  https://offcutsdrawer.com/francesca-simon Listen to us on whichever podcast app you prefer:  https://offcutsdrawer.com/insta-links/ or if you don't usually listen to podcasts you can hear all the episodes here: offcutsdrawer.com/episodes/
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4 years ago
49 minutes 35 seconds

The Offcuts Drawer - Successful Writers Share Their Best Worst Ideas
Robert Popper - Writer, Producer & Performer
"Friday Night Dinner" writer Popper shares some truly bizarre offcuts including the fake CV that landed him his big break in comedy, a prank community woodland notice and a sitcom about a wasp. Clips performed by: David Holt, Alex Lowe, Toby Longworth and Lizzie Roper. Warning: This episode contains strong language. Robert Popper is an award-winning writer, producer, performer, and bestselling author.  He is the writer and producer of all 6 series of Channel 4’s Friday Night Dinner, he co-created and starred in BBC 2’s Look Around You with Peter Serafinowicz, produced the Bafta-winning Peep Show, wrote on season 14 of South Park, and script-edited British TV comedies The Inbetweeners, The IT Crowd and Him & Her. More recently he co-wrote several episodes of Channel 4's Stath Lets Flats. Under his pseudonym, Robin Cooper, he wrote the bestselling The Timewaster Letters and the follow-up, Return of The Timewaster Letters, and an audio compendium of both has just been released on Audible read by Popper himself and featuring the voices of Serafinowicz and Dawn French.  Episode show notes:  https://offcutsdrawer.com/robert-popper Listen to us on whichever podcast app you prefer:  https://offcutsdrawer.com/insta-links/ or if you don't usually listen to podcasts you can hear all the episodes here: offcutsdrawer.com/episodes/
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4 years ago
56 minutes 53 seconds

The Offcuts Drawer - Successful Writers Share Their Best Worst Ideas
Andrea Gibb - Film & TV Writer
A grab-bag of television and film scripts that didn't quite make it including a drama about GI brides and a psychological mystery set in the Scottish Highlands from screenwriter Andrea. Clips performed by: Kate O’Sulivan, Kenny Blyth, Lizzie Roper, Shash Hira, Emma Clarke, David Monteath, Rachel Atkins and Beth Chalmers. Warning: This episode contains strong language. Andrea Gibb is an award winning Scottish screenwriter who has worked extensively in both film and television. Her feature length screenplays for ‘Dear Frankie’ and ‘Afterlife’ won her the Scottish Screen Filmmaker of the Year award and the Women In Film and Television script award in 2005. Her adaptation of classic children’s novel ‘Swallows and Amazons’ (BBC Films) was released in cinemas in 2016 and won the Grand Jury prize at the New York Children’s Film festival and the family film award at Seattle Film Festival. She was nominated for the Carl Foreman award at the Bafta film awards for ‘Afterlife’ and has just been nominated for a Bafta television award and two Bafta Scotland awards for ‘Elizabeth Is Missing’, adapted from the novel into a single television film for STV starring Glenda Jackson. This film also won her the writer’s award at the 2020 RTS Scotland awards. She has written four episodes of ‘Call The Midwife’ for Neal Street and the BBC and an episode of ‘Sanditon’ for Red Planet and ITV. Episode show notes and more details: https://offcutsdrawer.com/andrea-gibb/ Listen to us on whichever podcast app you prefer: https://offcutsdrawer.com/insta-links/ or if you don't usually listen to podcasts you can hear all the episodes here: offcutsdrawer.com/episodes/
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4 years ago
49 minutes 9 seconds

The Offcuts Drawer - Successful Writers Share Their Best Worst Ideas
Successful Writers Share Their Best Worst Ideas. Writing tips, truths & lessons learned from top writers’ greatest failures. Screenwriters, authors, novelists & playwrights share their rejected scripts, unfinished stories, abandoned chapters & creative misfires. Clips performed by actors and unpacked in a warm and funny interview about craft, creativity & emotional survival with host Laura Shavin.