Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.

A murder in Manhattan.

A body in the borough. 

And a corpse in New Yorpse.

We watched the 1993 black-comedy mystery film - Manhattan Murder Mystery

So slip into an all beige ensemble.

And throw on your smallest, roundest glasses.

Because this is the podcast that never sleeps.

And it’s time for your ears to wake up.

[car horn sound - hey I’m walking over here sound]

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Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.

Three fancy wives.

Three terrible husbands.

And 48 of the finest pantsuits the 90s had to offer.

We watched the 1996 comedy film - The First Wives Club

So slip into your finest movie-watching scarf.

And light up a 1990s indoor cigarette.

Because you’ve reached the number one movie club in the world.

And it’s 1996 so we have an answering machine!

[answering machine beep]

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Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.

A group of filmmakers.

A secluded location.

And a beautiful older woman!

We watched the 2022 American slasher film - X

So fork some movie-hay into the cinema-barn.

And feed a few dvds to your movie gators.

Because this show is rated x

Which stands for extremely good podcast!

[shotgun sound]

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Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.

A handsome prince.

The city of Queens.

And the seductive power of mopping.

We watched the 1988 romantic comedy film - Coming to America

So summon the royal movie projector.

And pop the royal popping corns. 

Because this show is the king of the podcast jungle

And we’re about to bite your ears!

[lion roar noise]

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Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.

A deranged General.

A top-secret plan.

And an unstoppable doomsday device.

We watched the 1964 political satire black comedy - Dr. Strangelove

So pour yourself a glass of rainwater.

And don’t forget the grain alcohol

Because this podcast is big old bomb 

And your ears are about to get blown up!

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Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.

Bank-robbing brothers. 

Bloodsucking Bombshells.

And a non-metaphorical penis gun.

We watched the 1996 American action horror film - From Dusk till Dawn

So wrap yourself in your longest movie-watching snake.

And melt your enemies with a condom filled with holy water. 

Because you’re a nasty little podcast vampire... 

...And this show is the blood!

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Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.

A nazi detective. 

A secret squad of soldiers.

And a three-finger f*** up.

We watched the 2009 satirical black comedy war film - Inglourious Basterds

So order yourself some movie-watching strudels.

And make sure you wait for the cream! 

Because we’re the proprietors of a small french cinema and le show starts right now.  

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Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.

A bloody bride. 

A collection of killers.

And a sword sharp enough to cut god.

We watched the 2003 martial arts action film - Kill Bill: Volume 1

So slip on your yellow-ist jumpsuit.

And spank a yakuza hitman with your priceless katana. 

Because we have unfinished business with your ears and our revenge starts right now.

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Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.

A grumpy bounty hunter. 

A notorious fugitive.

And a blizzard at the haberdashery.

We watched the 2015 western thriller - The Hateful Eight

So slip on your warmest movie-watching pelts.

And yell at a horse until it takes you where you want to go. 

Because this wagon is headed for Podcast City and you’ll DIE if you don’t get in. 

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Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.

A juvenile delinquent. 

A grumpy woodsman.

And a national manhunt.

We watched the 2016 adventure comedy drama - Hunt for the Wilderpeople

So slip into your movie-watching flannels.

And steal some movie-beans from your neighbour's pantry.

Because there’s two doors, and you’re about to walk through the one with a good podcast behind it.

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Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.

A hot-headed fighter pilot. 

An old-school Admiral.

And a delicate peace on the brink of collapse.

We watched the 2001 American action war film - Behind Enemy Lines.

So slip into the cockpit of your movie-watching jet.

And enter the coordinates for Cool Movie City.

Because we’re about to blow up your ears with a good podcast bomb, and the mission starts right now.

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Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.

Three best friends. 

A forgotten treasure. 

And the sassiest hawk ever captured on screen.

We watched the 2023 buddy comedy adventure film - Please Don't Destroy: The Treasure of Foggy Mountain.

So slip into your loudest squirrel-suit.

And make sure your little weenie doesn’t fall out! 

Because we’re the treasure and your ears are the mountain and it’s time to get foggy. 

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Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.

A brave King. 

A dangerous quest. 

And some very wet squib work.

We watched the 1975 British comedy film - Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

So sharpen the spikes on your movie-watching mace.

And bravely charge towards your couch.

Because we’re the kings of podcasts and your ears are our land. 

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Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.

A flawed genius.

A jealous rival.

And the biggest wigs and hats a human skeleton can sustain.

We watched the 1984 period biographical drama film - Amadeus

So slip on a pair of shoes with one big buckle.  

And take your revenge against a cruel and uncaring god.

Because we’re the Mozarts of podcasts and our new song starts right now.

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Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.

An angry orphan.

A backstabbing butcher.

And every kind of mustache that’s ever been invented. 

We watched the 2002 epic historical drama film - Gangs of New York.

So sharpen every piece of metal in the house. 

And put on your cute little fighting outfits.

Because we’re the number one gang in Movie City and you owe us 73 minutes.

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Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.

A brave captain.

A devoted crew.

And the fanciest turtle-catching outfit you’ve ever seen.

We watched the 2003 epic period war-drama film - Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

So hoist the microphones. 

And set a course for Podcast Island.

Because we’re the captains of your ears and we order you to start the show.

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Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.

A daughter yearns for freedom.

A father clings to the past.

And robots try to take over the world! 

We watched the 2021 animated science fiction comedy - The Mitchells vs. the Machines

So initiate Podcast Deployment. 

And execute The North American Protocol.

Because the intro has now ended and the show begins right now. 

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Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.

A surprise engagement.

A whirlwind wedding.

And swans in the snow. 

We watched the 1991 American romantic comedy - Father of the Bride.

So dust off your movie-watching tuxedo. 

And spend $1200 on a cake that doesn’t taste good.

Because we now pronounce you movie and club, you may kiss the podcast. 

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Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.

A man who refuses to grow up.

A child who needs a father.

And an adoption system in desperate need of reform.

We watched the 1999 American comedy-drama film - Big Daddy.

So pour yourself a bowl of 2 o’clock cereal.

And gather around a gigantic 30 inch television.  

Because we’re the biggest daddies you’ve ever seen and this podcast is our son. 

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Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.

Four childhood friends.

A tough but loving father.

And the yellow-ist dress shirt you’ve ever seen.

We watched the 1991 American coming-of-age crime drama film - Boyz n the Hood.

So sit your ass down on a plastic couch protector.

And press play on a VCR that’s close enough to reach.

Because you chose to listen to this podcast and now you have to deal with the consequences. 

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