Hello slimes! We're back off our break and staying indoors, like we always have. With no more Brexit, it's Coronavirus taking up everyone's time, probably quite rightly. But, weird things still happen too. So if you want a break from the real, scary news, we've got just the thing. Us, live. Kind of.
We took the podcast to Instagram Live and actually had some listeners, for once. Stay safe, stay inside and wash your goddamn hands.
Where news comes to die. This week in the US, BDE (Big Dad Energy) hits hard in New Hampshire, and over in the UK, someone's trying to sell a snowball on eBay. Sure.
Ahoy newsers! This week: Minnie has a Disney bust up in Vegas, we've found Britain's Naughtiest Dog (that hasn't mauled anyone) and a fight has broken out over gravy. Jack is in Los Angeles and Dan is in Cardiff. We've also got some world news stories., but you don't care about those.
The dead speak! Except one is a man from Scotland, and the other is Elsa from Disney's Frozen but as a doll. Jack has all the latest undead rumors in the US and Dan has all the fishy stories needed from the UK. Ah it's nice to be back in this crazy world we call not the news. Review us please newsers! Anything will do.
Hi, how ya doin', we're BACK and we're ready for it all over again! 2020 is here and goodness do we have some nonsense stories for you. This week in the world: A man has been caught shitting like a bear in the woods, a woman was angry over a wheelie bin and in similar news, another woman got trapped inside a bin. A big week for trash humans. Listen and give us a review. Thanks in advance. Love you, slimes.
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This week, in the US, Jack reads up on some turkey's who've taken over New Jersey. Over in the UK, Dan has some heartwarming news from Britain's Most Married man. Lovely.
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This week, in the US, Jack finds some interesting news about a missing Bigfoot... ironic. Over in the UK, Dan has news of a Yodel delivery driver some stolen sex toys. We come up with a new term, 'hot wash' and Jack has ANOTHER story that ends in a death. Will he ever read the whole story? No.
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This week, in the US, Jack tackles a blood filled basement and a drunken Santa Claus. Over in the UK, Dan reports on a bum to the face on a train and discusses what happens when a cardboard cutout of Cliff Richard caused a scene on board a flight back to London.
Bloody basement, US
Drunken Santa, US
Train bum, UK
Cardboard Cliff, Uk
Lucy Pinder and Beth Granville are guests this week and give us their news! In the US, Jack tackles highway porn billboards and naked milk. In the UK, Dan visits Diarrhea Street and finds a seashell with terrorist links.
Here we are again bonus slimes. We wiped our news covered shoe in the grass that is the world to provide the rubbish bits of the show that no one has asked for. Once again, these are the headlines we didn't want to use for the main show.
Covering the news that no one needs to know about.
This week, a mouse killed itself in a 'Whataburger', a dad was angry in an ASDA in Folkestone and over in New Hampshire, a time capsule was opened...
You're in even more luck! We wiped our news covered shoe in the grass that is the world to provide the rubbish bits of the show that no one has asked for. Once again, these are the headlines we didn't want to use for the main show. Love you slimes!
Lots to get through this week in stupid news, you slimes! We've got a woman trapped in a septic tank in Oregon, a starstruck fan has met his hero in a pork chop and there's also a controversial ban in supermarket Tesco.
Lucky you. We've scraped together the bits of the show we usually throw in the trash can to make an all new bonus bit of nonsense. These are the headlines we didn't want to use for the main show. You're welcome.
Newsers, we're back! Here's your weekly, worldly dive into the stupidest news around. Jack, in LA, has some news about a phantom tellyhead delivering old televisions. Meanwhile, in Wales, Dan has discovering something SHOCKING about chips... Follow us @newswherepod. Please give us a review if you like what you hear, it gets us seen by more faces and helps us spread the nonsense! Thank you.
Not another one! We've put together some of our best stories from the last six months into a handy compendium. A compendium of news. This is Volume II you lucky devils. Find us online @newswherepod.
So it has finally come to this: a clip show. We're off for two weeks so we've put together some of our best stories from the last six months into a handy compendium. A compendium of news. Find us online @newswherepod.
Here's your weekly, worldly dive into the stupidest news around. Jack, in LA, has word that dangerous meth alligators could be imminent. Meanwhile, in Wales, Dan has found a less than family friendly mural of animals in a compromising situation. Follow us @newswherepod.
