This spin on The Never Ending Carousel of Cannabis Nonsense, we take aim at the critics — the comment-section crusaders who confuse complaining for contributing. Armed with only a tiny hammer in hand, we dismantle the culture of performative cynicism and asks: when did activism turn into a spectator sport? It’s witty, weary, and wickedly observant - a ride through ego, awareness fatigue, and the endless need for credit in a world where progress is never perfect. Send us a message Suppor...

When political progress gives with one hand and smacks you round the face with the other. Sir Keir Starmer hands the vote to 16- and 17-year-olds — a bold move that could’ve made Labour look progressive, modern, and actually in touch with the next generation. But then, in one gloriously clueless swoop, he manages to snatch defeat from the jaws of progress by refusing to even consider cannabis reform. In this 15-minute monologue dripping with sarcasm and disbelief, Sian Phillips unpacks the sh...

What do jam, Jerusalem, and hemp have in common? Apparently, everything. In this episode of The Never Ending Carousel of Cannabis Nonsense, Sian Phillips takes you deep into the world of the Women’s Institute – the unlikely heroines of Britain’s quiet cannabis revolution. Armed with pickling pans, passive-aggressive crochet, and decades of no-nonsense organising skills, these women are preserving far more than fruit. Join us for a sharply observed, cheeky salute to the power of hemp, home eco...

In this searing deep dive, The Never Ending Carousel of Cannabis Nonsense takes you back to the smoke and mirrors of America's first drug war. Host Sian Phillips unravels the chilling story of how Billie Holiday, the jazz icon with a voice like velvet and a spine of steel - became the personal target of Harry J. Anslinger, the man who turned bureaucratic paranoia into national policy. From the haunting notes of Strange Fruit to the cold handcuffs on her hospital bed, this episode exposes the ...

In this episode of The Never Ending Carousel of Cannabis Nonsense, Sian uncovers the cringe-worthy timeline of how UK cannabis policy has religiously shadowed the US – even when it made no sense. From Anslinger to PoCA, we follow the historic game of copycat that turned an evidence-free moral panic into decades of failed policy. Spoiler: there never was any science behind the Misuse of Drugs Act. Just a lot of misplaced loyalty and lazy law-making. Follow us on Facebook, and listen on S...

In this no-holds-barred episode, Sian Phillips tackles the misguided martyrdom of the self-medicating crowd who think carrying a card entitles them to sympathy, employment immunity, and budget cannabis on tap. From misunderstood prescriptions to the real cost of legal medical cannabis in the UK, it’s time for a dose of harsh truth, with a side of sharp wit. If you’ve ever rolled your eyes at the moaning masses or been tempted to light up in a staff meeting – this one’s for y...

Event Survival: Sian’s Trade Show Survival Guide Trade shows aren’t glamorous. They’re caffeine-fuelled obstacle courses filled with dry air, dubious canapés, and overconfident men named Dave. In this episode of The Never Ending Carousel of Cannabis Nonsense, Sian delivers her wickedly funny survival guide to navigating expos, conferences and cannabis-industry chaos — complete with deodorant hacks, networking truths, and the definitive list of things you will lose along the way. I...

Breast cancer isn’t a personality trait, and THC isn’t a cure-all. In this episode, your host Sian dives headfirst into the absurdities of modern healthcare, post-biopsy chaos, and the unsolicited nonsense cancer patients get served daily — especially from the cannabis crowd. From paper cups as surgical gear to radioactive nipple injections (yes, really), this is a true tale of survival with logic, not lore. Expect sharp wit, hard facts, and a firm but fair slap for every stranger in the DMs ...

In this episode, we delve into the labyrinth of cannabis research. From groundbreaking studies to the ones that make you question reality, we sift through the data to separate the enlightening from the downright perplexing. Expect sharp wit, critical analysis, and a touch of irreverence as we navigate the ever-evolving landscape of cannabis science. https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/13880209.2025.2499075#abstract Send us a message Support the show The Never-Ending...

Buckle up for a nose-first dive into the pungent world of terpenes — the aromatic compounds hijacked by wellness warriors and butchered in clinical trials. In this episode of The Never-Ending Carousel of Cannabis Nonsense, we unpick the facts from the fluff: what terpenes are, what they do, where else they’re found, and why using them as a placebo is scientifically ridiculous. Expect sarcasm, truth bombs, and a magnifying glass over the nonsense. If it smells fishy, it proba...

Sometimes we laugh, sometimes we sigh, and sometimes we scream into the void (politely). Whether you're a seasoned insider or a weary observer, we want your voice, your wit, and your hard-won truths. The Feel of the Show Our tone is humorous, eye-rolling, factual, and just a little bit spiky. We call out where the sector falls flat, spins fiction, or forgets its purpose entirely. Think: less cheerleading, more side-eye. It’s cannabis commentary with a raised eyebrow and a sharp tongue. What W...

In this opening episode, Sian Phillips pulls no punches as she dismantles the tired narrative that private medical cannabis clinics are “exploiting the system.” With sharp wit and cutting commentary, she redirects the spotlight back onto the real scandal: six years after medical cannabis was legalised in the UK, the NHS still isn’t prescribing it in any meaningful way. Brace yourself – this isn’t about exploitation. It’s about survival. Send us a message Support the show The Never-Ending Caro...

Ever walked past someone and thought, “What is that funny smell?” Chances are, it was cannabis. In this episode of The Never-Ending Carousel of Cannabis Nonsense, host Sian unpacks the truth about cannabis and hemp — what they are, how they’re different, what the law says in the UK, and why so many people have strong opinions about them. A clear, calm, and age-appropriate guide for young teens who want facts without the drama. Great for ages 12–15 | Real talk, no lectures | ...

In this urgent episode of The Never-Ending Carousel of Cannabis Nonsense, host Sian Phillips speaks directly to UK police officers, constabularies, and training leads. With legal medicinal cannabis use on the rise, forces are increasingly facing lawsuits for wrongful arrests — simply because officers have not been properly trained on the legal protections of cannabis patients. This episode breaks down Section 5(c) of the Road Traffic Act 1988, explains why smell and THC presence are not...

Getting a medicinal cannabis prescription in the UK sounds simple — until you actually try. In this episode of The Never-Ending Carousel of Cannabis Nonsense, Sian takes a light-hearted but sharply insightful ride through the baffling, bureaucratic, and bizarre world of becoming a legal cannabis patient. From the official rules to the real-world hurdles, and private clinic costs, we’re unpacking the nonsense one carousel horse at a time. Send us a message Support the show Th...

How a Facebook Group on CBD Accidentally Became a Movement https://www.facebook.com/groups/CBDusersUK Send us a message Support the show The Never-Ending Carousel of Cannabis Nonsense is written and produced by Sian Phillips. Music by PlayDays2021, licensed royalty-free via Adobe. All opinions expressed in this podcast are those of the host and any guests, and do not necessarily reflect those of any affiliated organisations. This podcast is for informational and entertainment purposes ...

Delving into the complexities of drug laws affecting the cannabis industry. Send us a message Support the show The Never-Ending Carousel of Cannabis Nonsense is written and produced by Sian Phillips. Music by PlayDays2021, licensed royalty-free via Adobe. All opinions expressed in this podcast are those of the host and any guests, and do not necessarily reflect those of any affiliated organisations. This podcast is for informational and entertainment purposes only and does not constitu...

In this episode of The Never-Ending Carousel of Cannabis Nonsense, our host dons the hi-vis of common sense in a sector that regularly mistakes advice for attack. When you’re the one pointing out the cliff ahead, you’re rarely thanked – especially in an industry where some would rather floor it into regulatory oblivion than tap the brakes. It’s all about the misunderstood role of compliance guidance. Sian explores the joyless task of being labelled the “fun police” for simply warning people t...

The seventh spin on the Carousel brings us full circle to the great activist paradox: shouting for change while resisting it. Sian dissects the cannabis echo chamber, where "radical" often just means "repeating what didn’t work last time – but louder." From conspiracy bait to clickbait campaigns, we unravel how some so-called leaders are doing more for their egos than the cause. If you’ve ever wondered why progress in cannabis reform feels like trudging through syrup – this one’s for yo...

Real stories of cannabis industry busts and the lessons learned. Send us a message Support the show The Never-Ending Carousel of Cannabis Nonsense is written and produced by Sian Phillips. Music by PlayDays2021, licensed royalty-free via Adobe. All opinions expressed in this podcast are those of the host and any guests, and do not necessarily reflect those of any affiliated organisations. This podcast is for informational and entertainment purposes only and does not constitute medical,...