We Back for the Final Time!! :( The Mince has been great fun to put out into the world but we both think it is time to move on to other things. We have really appreciated your support throughout the journey and hope that we could bring some entertainment to your lives. In our Finale, we talk about some current events including the movie Moonlight and the Oscars fiasco, as well as Brown news talking about the shooting in Kansas and the climate of intolerance in the US and around the world. We also talk about the Mince, what it has meant to us and our favourite episodes (which are worth revisiting). This is capped off with a Lord of the Rings style longass goodbye that turns into a review of TV shows to watch. Don't forget to listen to the outro for this episode at the very end... we guarantee it will not disappoint! Thank you again and stay liking the Mince! The podcast may not be continuing but our thoughts on the world will carry one! :) Email - themincepodcast@gmail.com You can also hit up Nils on Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat @theopeningsalvo You can hit up TBone on Twitter and Instagram @dj_cashless Musical Track: Syd "Fin" - All About Me

We back and we've finally come good on our promise to get some female representation on the podcast!! The boys sit down with friend of the podcast Unity Yamazaki and talk about her life and experiences as a queer woman of colour navigating a world that doesn't always have her best interests at heart. This is our longest podcast to date but it's jam packed with fantastic insights and the Mince trademark humour! Email - themincepodcast@gmail.com You can also hit up Nils on Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat @theopeningsalvo You can hit up TBone on Twitter and Instagram @dj_cashless Musical Track: Leikeli47 "LK-47 Pt. II" - Drums II Clean

We back! After quite the hiatus the boys have gotten their act together to celebrate a year of the Mince!! We can hardly believe we've been yammering for this long and we thought we'd celebrate by inviting the Legendary White Mumba on to do a year in review. We talk about what's been happening, chat about our favourite movies, TV shows and albums and finally have some sad news to share. Hope you enjoy and keep on Mincing!! Email - themincepodcast@gmail.com You can also hit up Nils on Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat @theopeningsalvo You can hit up TBone on Twitter and Instagram @dj_cashless You can hit up White Mumba on Instagram @scottmmmmmmguy Musical Track: Kojey Radical "23 Winters" - Footsteps feat. Tom Grennan

We're not going to lie... we are in mourning for the future of the United States and the World. This will be a sombre episode attempting to dissect the American Presidential election, and the implications his rule. Check out our facebook page for links to articles to keep you informed of the situation. Email - themincepodcast@gmail.com You can also hit up Nils on Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat @theopeningsalvo You can hit up TBone on Twitter and Instagram @dj_cashless Musical Track: Junglepussy - Stitches

The Boys are back and this time, TBone asks the question, where have all the great leaders gone? Whilst exploring the possibilities, both Nils and TBone stray from the brief into discussions of protest and real change for the future, but somehow come to a conclusion that could be considered hopeful. Not our lightest episode, but well worth the journey. Email - themincepodcast@gmail.com You can also hit up Nils on Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat @theopeningsalvo You can hit up TBone on Twitter and Instagram @dj_cashless Musical Track: Eric B. & Rakim "Follow the Leader" - Follow the Leader

The boys get some stuff off their chests, it could be controversial, dicks are mentioned. But no really we talk about feminism, putting down men and the emasculation of brown men. Maybe we're bitter, maybe we're fragile, in fact it wouldn't surprise us if we're both. Listen to find out! Email - themincepodcast@gmail.com You can also hit up Nils on Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat @theopeningsalvo You can hit up TBone on Twitter and Instagram @dj_cashless Musical Track: Maleek Berry "Last Daze of Summer" - Kontrol Show Notes: Alok Vaid-Menon Dark Matter Website - http://www.darkmatterpoetry.com/ TED Talk - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxb-zYthAOA

After a month long hiatus dem boys are back! We talk about our attempt to see Idris Elba doing a DJ set, etiquette when it comes to meeting famous people, and Nils discusses how his first set of standup comedy went! We back ya'll!! Email - themincepodcast@gmail.com You can also hit up Nils on Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat @theopeningsalvo You can hit up TBone on Twitter and Instagram @dj_cashless Musical Track: D'Banj - Confidential ft. Driis + Shadow Boxxer

This week on The Mince, the boyz talk about the great douchbag that is Lochte, recount the highly sensual farewell to the Glebe studio and the mechanics of individual opinions and politics changing over time. How are liberals and conservatives creates? Is it possible to change once you have chosen a side? We promise to have no answers but provide food for thought, which is our speciality. Email - themincepodcast@gmail.com You can also hit up Nils on Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat @theopeningsalvo You can hit up TBone on Twitter and Instagram @dj_cashless Musical Track: Kidz in the Hall "Kidz in the Hall" - Drivin down the block

Episode 21 and we're guest free!! No new guests, no new guests, no no no no no new (poor drake reference but meh). The people wanted to hear our honeyed voices solo and we gonn give you just that. This week Tbone and Nils talk about brown renaissance man Riz Ahmed, we analyse his recent interview with Noisey where he dropped some epic pearls of wisdom. We also talk brown solidarity and briefly touch on the beauty of brown love. If Brown Pride makes you uncomfortable we recommend you avoid this episode, really go listen to Hamish and Andy or that Fitzy and Wippa ish instead. Email - themincepodcast@gmail.com You can also hit up Nils on Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat @theopeningsalvo You can hit up TBone on Twitter and Instagram @dj_cashless Musical Track: Swet Shop Boys "Swet Shop EP" - Benny Lava (Produced by Ryan Hemsworth) Show Notes: Riz Ahmed Article http://noisey.vice.com/blog/a-conversation-with-riz-ahmed-about-music-politics-the-british-asian-identity

Them boys get milk and cereal this week, we discuss the in's and outs of nationalism with our mate Chris who's hella-smart. We try to keep up with him as he says things like "civic religion" and discusses the way were moving towards a society that rejects facts. The world is a scary scary place, let The Mince confirm all you fears. Email - themincepodcast@gmail.com You can also hit up Nils on Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat @theopeningsalvo You can hit up TBone on Twitter and Instagram @dj_cashless Musical Track: Black Star "Mos Def and Talib Kweli are Black Star" - Definition

Back to back guests that's how we roll because we are sooooo up and coming. Sydney standup comedian and pub trivia tsar Daniel Muggleton drops in for a precisely timed chat. We talk about making white people uncomfortable, the unending list of differences between Sydney and Melbourne, Instagram babes and porn, yes porn, so Avant-garde right? Yeah we push boundaries maaaaayan. Email - themincepodcast@gmail.com You can also hit up Nils on Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat @theopeningsalvo You can hit up TBone on Twitter and Instagram @dj_cashless Musical Track: Overdoz "Boom" - F WSAD ft. Problem Show Notes: Check out Daniel Twitter: @danmuggleton Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/danielmuggletown/

In Episode 18 of The Mince J Money and the Tale of the Love Saloon, we have on the show standup comedian and doppelgänger of our friend Andre, Mr Suren Jayemanne. In this episode we talk about being brown guys with beards and glasses in Australia and the Sydney Comedy scene. The take home message.... Support Sydney Comedy People!! Enjoy! Facebook - www.facebook.com/themincepodcast/ Email - themincepodcast@gmail.com You can also hit up Nils on Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat @theopeningsalvo You can hit up TBone on Twitter and Instagram @dj_cashless Musical Track: Denmark Vessey "Martin Lucid Dream" - Everyday ft. Mosel & Stretch Money Show Notes: Check out Suren https://www.facebook.com/surencomedy https://twitter.com/jayemanne

We Back with Episode 17 of the Mince! After a one week delay we are back, we cover the now infamous Inaugural Mince Podcast fan Meet Up/Party and we delve deep into how White Mumba has emerged onto the world stage as a triple threat after his stellar karaoke performance! We also inarticulately stumble our way through the tragic events of recent weeks. Warning: This is a longer than usual podcast but we felt it important to talk about these events in some detail. Stick around for the post credits sequence for a glimpse behind the curtain of the Mince. Again sorry for the delay but we back! Facebook - www.facebook.com/themincepodcast/ Email - themincepodcast@gmail.com You can also hit up Nils on Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat @theopeningsalvo You can hit up TBone on Twitter and Instagram @dj_cashless Musical Track: Popcaan "Where we come from" - Evil

He is our number one fan, our most popular guest and the patron saint of The Mince, he is White Mumba, the compassionate snake God and lord of all things Mumba-like! On this episode, our (and your) favourite reptilian Demi God reviews movies with us and gives us recommendations on things that don't warrant recommendations. Also Tbone gives advice on his own segment "Agony Annai" sponsored by "High and Mighty" bread - when you just wanna feel better than everyone else." Have a laugh for the next hour, we sure as hell did. Ps. We commit the ultimate podcasting sin of eating on mic, which we apologise for, but if you can put up with the rustling of chip packets and munching on junk food, you will be rewarded with hilarity! Facebook - www.facebook.com/themincepodcast/ Email - themincepodcast@gmail.com You can also hit up Nils on Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat @theopeningsalvo You can hit up TBone on Twitter and Instagram @dj_cashless Musical Track: De La Soul "The Grind Date" - Verbal Clap

Your favourite plus sized south Asian street wear models play agony aunts in this episode as they answer a whole bunch of questions they've randomly selected from the world wide webs. Tbone channels his inner brown dad and tells you how to Live your life whilst Nils channels his inner Donald Trump and prattles on about how masculinity is under threat. We drop wisdom bombs that will change your life! Don't miss out on making your life better! Facebook - www.facebook.com/themincepodcast/ Email - themincepodcast@gmail.com You can also hit up Nils on Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat @theopeningsalvo You can hit up TBone on Twitter and Instagram @dj_cashless Show notes: More hilarious and thoughtful Q & A http://theyismypronoun.tumblr.com/ Musical Track: Kamaiyah "A Good Night in the Ghatto" - N****s (Prod. by CT Beats)

Nils and TBone talk about the passing of Prince, the impact of Lemonade and let TBone be your guide through a labyrinthine journey into the psyche of soon to be 35 year old. We recommend you pack a box of tissues for all the sadness you will feel. Facebook - www.facebook.com/themincepodcast/ Email - themincepodcast@gmail.com You can also hit up Nils on Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat @theopeningsalvo You can hit up TBone on Twitter and Instagram @dj_cashless Musical Track: Isaiah Rashad "Cilvia Demo" - Brad Jordan feat. Michael Da Vinci

Don't you hate it when your heroes let you down? Do you feel exasperated that people you look up to turn out to be problematic? The boys tackle to uncomfortable topic of how celebrity is deified to the extent of doing no wrong, and how we can reconcile and justify their actions, whilst separating it from their art or talent. Is it black and white? Come along for the ride as we traverse these murky waters to some sort of an answer. Along the way we also managed to witness a marriage proposal and make sure you stick around for our special post credits bonus. Facebook - www.facebook.com/themincepodcast/ Email - themincepodcast@gmail.com You can also hit up Nils on Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat @theopeningsalvo You can hit up TBone on Twitter and Instagram @dj_cashless Musical Track: Tyler the Creator "Wolf" - 48

We back, we MAD as HELL and we AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT NO MORE!! After a particularly racist incident that we both encountered, we have recorded our angriest podcast yet! We would like to warn our listeners that we were emotional whilst recording and phrases like "bogan" and "white trash" are applied quite liberally whilst directing our anger towards white men in particular. Please forgive our pointed rage, but know that it only applies to the racists among us. As the podcast progresses we attempt to investigate the root causes and how it affects us, with some the hope that talking through such a complex and uncomfortable topic could lead a greater understanding from a different perspective. It may not be fun, but we felt it was necessary. Facebook - www.facebook.com/themincepodcast/ Email - themincepodcast@gmail.com You can also hit up Nils on Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat @theopeningsalvo You can hit up TBone on Twitter and Instagram @dj_cashless Musical Track: Public Enemy "Fear of a Black Planet" - Fight the Power

We've hinted at it, we've mentioned it in every episode, he's our biggest fan, our muse even, he is the reptilian Man-God whom we sacrifice our all to... Some make pacts with the devil, we make pacts with albino snake men... Fans, friends, brethren and sisteren, this episode features the One and Only WHITE MUMBA. HISSSSSSSSSSSS! In this episode White Mumba and the boys bond over supernatural phenomena. Are ghosts real? Why is real life scarier than fiction? And of course, is White Mumba inviting the ghost of Kelly when he blazes down Wakehurst Parkway blasting the life of Pablo? It's a scary spooky one and the boys maybe on the sauce once again, but hey you're safe because the great WHITE MUMBA protects and he is a compassionate overlord. ALL HAIL WHITE MUMBA! Facebook - www.facebook.com/themincepodcast/ Email - themincepodcast@gmail.com You can also hit up Nils on Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat @theopeningsalvo You can hit up TBone on Twitter and Instagram @dj_cashless Musical Track: Gnarls Barkley "St. Elsewhere" - The Boogie Monster Show Notes: White Mumba's Award Winning Film "Ghost of a Chance" https://vimeo.com/26497224

Have you ever thought of quitting you're job and searching for something new and exciting for your life?? PLEASE DON'T!! The Mince tackles the liberating, challenging and ill-thought-out notion of starting a new path in your mid-thirties. With our super special guest Niall (who was mentioned in the very first podcast), we talk about our own journeys of self-discovery in the most Oprah way possible #followyourbliss, and give you many good reasons why not to try it! Niall also give us a first-hand account of the devastation suffered by Fiji at the hands of Cyclone Winston as he was holidaying there when it hit. There are links below for charities if you want to help. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll be pitying these fools... and for those who listen all the way though, you'll be treated to some controversial post-credits banter that will open your eyes P.s. Please direct all hate-mail to Nils ;) Facebook - www.facebook.com/themincepodcast/ Email - themincepodcast@gmail.com You can also hit up Nils on Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat @theopeningsalvo You can hit up TBone on Twitter and Instagram @dj_cashless You can hit up Niall on info@niallobrien.com.au Musical Track: Wiki "Lil Me" - Livin with my Moms ft. Nasty Nigel Show Notes: Go Fund Me for North Fiji Villages https://www.gofundme.com/northfijivillages Video of the aftermath of the Cyclone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwpVEibs5zw&feature=youtu.be Contact Niall on info@niallobrien.com.au for information on the Western Union details for the Dive Shop