On this episode we rock around the clock to the John Water's classic: Cry-Baby! This episode features Mikey explaining the finer details of using your tears in product placement and Carly unleashing her hatred of the musical Grease.
On this episode we review the classic piece of 90's nostalgia known as: Clerks! This episode features Mikey lamenting the plight of the service industry worker, Carly referring to Jason Mewes as "so stinkin' cute" and a guest appearance by whole ass lasagna!
On this episode we discuss the pop culture phenomenon Tommy Wiseau and his puzzling indie film known as: The Room! This episode features Mikey using the names Tommy and Johnny interchangeably (because they're essentially the same person) and Carly dives deeper than ever before to unlock the true nature and motivations of The Room's, Lisa!
Happy Halloween fair listeners! In this special double feature episode, we discuss two staples of cult horror. The gory, campy masterpieces from director Sam Rami: Evil Dead 1 & 2! This episode features a snappy new Halloween theme song, Mikey sifting through his pocket thesaurus to sound EXTRA smart, and Carly gagging over eyeball mouth-play! Groovy!
On this jumbled, hot mess of an episode we review the jumbled, hot mess of a movie called: Halloween III: Season of the Witch! This episode features Carly imagining a discount store version of Burt Reynolds, Mikey creating a better ending to this movie just by spit-balling ideas and the evil spirit of this wretched film corrupting our audio file! Damn you Season of the Witch! May you rot in cult movie Hell!
On our unluckiest 13th episode we review the campy, sci fi horror classic: Re-Animator! This episode features Mikey becoming mystified by brain surgery and Carly reimagining Peter Pan as a sexy political satire!
Bruh, on this episode we get possessed by frickin' demons in the 80's horror classic: Night of the Demons! This episode features Mikey trying to figure out what the hell is "interpretive dance" and Carly thinking she's cool by pretending hiking boots are Doc Martens.
On our eleventh episode we jump down the gaping, demonic rabbit hole that is: The Gate! This episode features the true holder of the missing triforce piece, Stephendorf! We are also introduced to Carly's head cannons and Mikey's pokeballs from Hell!
On our tenth episode we review and drill into the genesis of most slasher tropes with: Slumber Party Massacre! This episode features Carly recounting "Scary Movie" frame by frame and Mikey explaining the little known fact that soap didn't form bubbles until 1984.
On our ninth episode we review the 80's thriller that had our mouths watering for Vincent's meat: Motel Hell! This episode features Mikey uncovering the dark origins of the Cabbage Patch Kids and Carly reimagining this horror classic as a mockumentary filled with lobotomies!
On our eighth episode we review the bonkers cult phenomenon about murderous twins: Basket Case! This episode features Mikey discovering Duane, the long lost Brady! Meanwhile, the screams of Belial, the formerly conjoined twin, haunts Carly's dreams!
On our seventh episode we review the slasher cult classic that may also be a pioneer for LGBTQ films: Sleepaway Camp! This episode features Carly exhibiting her obsession for hairy man hands and Mikey uncovering the acid water conspiracy of Camp Arawak!
On our sixth episode we review the original midnight movie, a paragon of pop culture history: Freaks! This episode features Mikey remembering the freakshow days of high school and Carly fantasizing about the "air cooled" movie theatres of yore.
On our fifth episode we explore the bone chilling world of skeletal reanimation with: The Creeping Flesh! This episode features Carly confessing her secret love for the Canadian drama "Murdoch Mysteries" and Mikey begging to be murdered by Dracula Daddy!
On our fourth episode we dive into the goofy, slapstick world of post traumatic stress disorder with: House! This episode features Carly unlocking the hidden mysteries of demonic artwork while Mikey welcomes you to the latest installment of “Trauma Theatre”.
On our third episode we review a chilling tale about sentient dairy products: The Stuff! This episode features Carly struggling to remember an actor's name and Mikey obsessing over SPAAAAACE!
On our second episode we review a robotic, teen slasher that jumped on the shopping mall bandwagon of the 80’s: Chopping Mall! This episode features Mikey's excitement over porn parody films and Carly reliving the good old days of braces, glasses, overalls and inhalers!
In our inaugural episode we discuss and review one of our favorite midnight movies, the goofy, campy, cult masterpiece: Killer Klowns from Outer Space. This episode features Carly obsessing over the "Killer" soundtrack and Mikey uncovering a hidden love triangle involving the Terenzi brothers!
Broadcasting from a bunker in the pacific northwest, Mikey and Carly examine and review cult classics and midnight movies from yesterday and today! Cinephile, Mikey, subjects his wife, Carly, to the goriest, cheesiest, abominations Hollywood has to offer. Peppered in between the atrocities of horror B films, they also look at those hidden gems that have earned the title, "Cult Classic".