The credits have rolled, the password has been revealed. Now we delve into the time capsule that is archive.org, to how virtually poor the past was.

Neo finally internalizes his hero's journey and faces off Smith, once and for all, to decide who gets to run this crazy world

Neo shows us what *the one* can really do, meanwhile, the agents continue to debate who *really* won the big game last night

If humanity is a plague, what does that make you, ya robo-cop. Meanwhile, Neo and Trinity shoot extended cuts of parkour videos to mail to MTV

Turns out the real world isn’t for everyone. No grass to touch — none at all! *spits tasty wheat into bucket*

In this episode we see Cypher really get into it with all the double-crossing… by sneezing. Powerful stuff. A sneeze can go a long way. Listen to this episode to learn what we mean by that.

Here, Neo meets a strange bald child who teaches him to bend spoons. Oh also, a woman of colour predicts the future for him — or does she?

In this episode we learn two key things: Cypher is unhappy in reality and would like to be reinserted into the matrix; also, ‘tasty wheat’ does NOT have everything the body needs

Now that Neo FINALLY done with waking up, he learns Jujitsu, and fails to do ‘the jump’ — and he’s a real a bitch about it

This is the moment that Neo learns that for his entire life, he has been nothing more than a battery, powering that good old duracel bunny that we refer to as the matrix.

Neo wakes up yet AGAIN — but for real this time. Then, his real-world father Morpheus takes him on a tour of the ship, The Nebukaness- uh… the Nerberkernazzzy… Neburcharnezzar?

Neo meets Morpheus in a strange, run-down building, and finally gets red-pilled. This is the original red-pilling — not the lame kind we have now.

Neo scrambles around the office with all the grace of ‘drunken Boris Johnson’, only to eventually get captured by agents, and give them the finger (you know the one!)

The first of Neo’s many awakenings. It will happen several more times — but the question is, when will it happen to you?? Wake the hell up, man.

Here we watch the opening scene, where a strange woman with too much gel in her hair (Trinity) runs from some ‘agents’, defies gravity, and disappears into a payphone

This is it, the vibes you can expect when you indulge in listening to two friends chatter about possibly the most important film ever made.