WOULD YOU RATHER



Welcome to the SEASON FINALE of the most chaotic game in  Malta – The Maltiverse: Would You Rather – Summer Specials! 🌞🍹



To bring the curtain down, the fearless Abigail Mallia and the unstoppable Carlos Debattista returned for the last dance of summer — diving head-first into the most outrageous dilemmas yet:



⚡ Naked boss… or naked Nanna?👽 Alien abduction… or caressing Peppi Azzopardi?🧻 And the eternal mystery: Why do mummies love us so much?



Fuelling this madness from episode one all the way to the grand finale were the heroes of flavour – BRUVV Balzan 🍋🍝. Two brothers (and their mum ❤️) keeping the madness alive with food so cheeky and soulful, it deserves its own standing ovation. (Vegans, rejoice — they’ve got you covered too 🌱).



And so… the season closes. A summer of mayhem, laughter, and the kind of questions you’ll never get out of your head. Thank you BRUVV. Thank you guests. And thank YOU for playing along. 🙌



This wasn’t just a game.This was The Maltiverse: Would You Rather.The season may be over… but the legend lives on. 🚀✨AND  We have got a new season coming up in just a few weeks!



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WOULD YOU RATHER🔥 Have your nudes splashed across the front page… or never climax again? 😳Welcome to the penultimate episode of the wildest game of the Maltese summer – The Maltiverse: Would You Rather – Summer Specials! 🎉🌞



This week, fan-favourite Denise Gafa returned to face even more ridiculous dilemmas. And yes, chaos quickly followed as we debated…✨ Glow-in-the-dark genitals vs musical ones 🎶🌙 Night hikes with Denise📸 And the very real danger of Steve’s Nutscapes getting published…



And fuelling the madness as always – the legends at BRUVV Balzan 🙌🔥👉 Proper homemade grub.👉 Tasty. Naughty. Dangerously addictive.👉 And yes vegans, they’ve still got you covered 🌱.



📍 Show them some love ➡️ https://www.facebook.com/bruvv.mt“It’s messy. It’s naughty. It’s the end-of-summer chaos you’ve secretly been craving! 🍹🔥




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WOULD YOU RATHER 👉 stop touching yourself… or win a Ġieħ ir-Repubblika?



Welcome to the most ridiculous game of the Maltese summer – The Maltiverse: Would You Rather – Summer Specials! 🎉🌞



This week, radio legend Nate Darmanin from Vibe jumped in with us… and things got beautifully out of hand:



⚽ Football glory vs orgasmic glory 🎯



🏅 National honours vs hand honours ✋🍒



👖 Why are Steve’s pants around his ankles (again)?



And fuelling all this chaos – the legends at BRUVV Balzan 🍋🍝. Two brothers (and their mum ❤️) cooking up proper soul food – homemade, cheeky, and dangerously moreish. Those limoncello balls? Absolute heaven in a bite 😇. (Vegans, don’t worry, they’ve got your back too🌱).



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It’s filthy 😏. It’s unhinged 🤯. It’s exactly what you didn’t know you needed.




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WOULD YOU RATHER 👉 Fart every time you orgsm …or orgsm every time you fart?Welcome to the naughtiest game of the summer – The Maltiverse: Would You Rather – Summer Specials! 🎉☀️This week, comedy bad boy Dan Xuereb joined us… and things got wild very quickly! We dive into:🍑 Ultimate fantasies vs lifetime supplies of pastizzi 🥟⚽ Chelsea vs Nipples 🍒💨 Can Jay actually hold in a fart?



All while munching on beautiful, epic treats from BRUVV in Balzan – two brothers + one awesome mum serving homemade, feel-good food (vegans, they’ve got you too 🌱).



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It’s naughty 😈. It’s unhinged 🤪. It’s exactly what you came here for.




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🎙 WOULD YOU RATHER: Cousin “cuddles” or getting jiggy to L-Aħħar Bidwi? 😳🌽



Welcome to the filthiest, funniest game of the summer, The Maltiverse: Would You Rather Summer Specials!



This week, theatre legends Malcolm Galea and Toni Attard are back for round 2, and things get very weird in just 8 minutes as we delve into:



🔥 What Jay used to have on his head in the 90s



🌍 Inc*st vs Traditional Maltese music



🚪 The ultimate classic – O-face or O-voice?



All while demolishing mouthwatering treats from BRUVV in Balzan – two brothers + one awesome mum serving fresh, homemade, feel-good food (yes, vegans, you’re covered).



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🎤 WOULD YOU RATHER… 🤯



Spend a night with your ultimate fantasy… if they smelled like a family member? 😳👃



It’s another round of absolute chaos with The Maltiverse Would-You-Rather Summer Series 🌞🔥 with Steve Hili & Jason Zammit!



This week, we roped in Nate & Nicole from Vibe to wrestle with the real dilemmas that matter:



✌ Fingers… or Fabrizio?📺 Crush… or your favourite newscaster? 😏🍝 And did Nicole play Would-You-Rather with Gino D’Acampo?! 🤯



Huge love to the BRUVV legends in Balzan – fuelling the madness with ☕️ next-level coffees, 🍩 sweet delights, 🍺 craft beers and 🍉 their unbeatable watermelon bliss. You can’t beat a bit of BRUVV!



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🎤 WOULD YOU RATHER… Org*sm every time you see a 🔴 Laburist or a 🔵 Nazzjonalist?



It’s the wildest game of the summer!



The Maltiverse Would-You-Rather Summer Series with Steve Hili & Jason Zammit! This week we dragged in foodie queen (and 🐶 dog-obsessed) Stephanie Agius and Wayne from Vibe to tackle the BIG questions: 👄 Why do some people love it when Steve’s mouth is full?



🍝 Would Steph actually eat… dog bits?! 🤔 And which one of them was actually NOT invited on the show? Massive shoutout to the LEGENDS at BRUVV Balzan! From ☕️ banging coffees to 🍩 incredible sweet treats, 🍺 craft beers and 🍉 their watermelon bliss – BRUVV’s got it all.



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WOULD YOU RATHER… 🤔 Have a permanent orgsm face or orgsm voice?



It's the most awesome game of the summer! 🌞The Maltiverse Would-You-Rather Summer Series with Steve Hili and Jason Zammit!



This week, we brought in burlesque queen Undine LaVerve and funny man Kevin Naudi to tackle the big questions… including:




One night with your fantasy vs Alien probes 👽



Pants vs Steve!😳



Netflix special v h*mping nannas 😱




And none of this would have been possible had it not been for our amazing friends at BRUVV in Balzan! From awesome coffees to magical made-in house Ice teas and home made sweet stuf… you can't beat a bit of Bruvv!



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🎙️ WOULD YOU RATHER… 🤔 Have pubes that grow a metre a day 😂 or have random people know your secrets? 🤫 It's the most insane game of the summer! 🌞 Welcome to the Maltiverse Would You Rather Summer Series with Steve Hili and Jason Zammit! 🌴



This week, The Take Two Duo dropped by, and TV and film legends Abigail Mallia and Carlos Debattista joined us to tackle some wild dilemmas, including: 📺




American TV glory vs. 🎬 directing a hot scene with a certain sibling 😏



Potholes vs. 🎤 operatic nudity 🦸‍♂️



Kombucha vs. 🐑 sheep! 🧉




Tune in for more hilarious and thought-provoking questions! 😄




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And none of this would have been possible had it not been those awesome brothers (and their mum!) at BRUVV in Balzan! From coffee that always hits the spot, to beautiful craft beers via their magical made-in house Ice teas and food that will blow your mind!



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Steve Hili and Jason Zammit bring you the most fun game of the year– The Maltiverse Would You Rather Summer Specials! And This week, we’ve got DOUBLE TROUBLE with 2 guests joining us - local theatre icons Malcolm Galea and Toni Attard as we tackle:



🎭 Broadway dreams vs Gl*ryhole knowledge🤔 Can men really fake it?🏝️ Mad ideas to fix the Maltese economy



All powered by mouthwatering magic from BRUVV in Balzan – two bros, one mum, and food that dreams are made of! (yes, awesome vegan options too).📍 Check them out: facebook.com/bruvv.mt








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She lifts. She laughs. She doesn’t back down from a challenge.



We’re joined by none other than Denise Gafa, fitness coach, content creator, and one of Malta’s most unstoppable forces of energy 💪💥



We hit her with the weirdest “Would You Rather” questions we could come up with… whilst also bullying Matthew in the process.



Expect sweat, sass, and some hilariously unexpected answers.








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The Maltiverse: Would You Rather Summer SeriesEpisode 1: Gianni Zammit



Kicking off our summer series with a certified Maltese icon 🔥



Gianni Zammit – media personality, local celeb, and the first-ever Masked Singer Malta winner! Gianni joins The Maltiverse for the premiere of the Would You Rather Specials as Steve and Jay throw some of the wildest "Would You Rather" questions his way, and his answers? Pure chaos.



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Here it is; the grand finale of Season 2! We wrapped things up in style at the Huskie brewery, our amazing sponsors for this season, and we brought in none other than the legendary Denise Gafa for some unforgettable shenanigans.



Expect big laughs, great brews, and... a glory hole? Yep, we went there. Buckle up for a wild one!




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Things are getting kinky on The Maltiverse! This episode is all about naughty confessions—the ones you wouldn't dare admit in public (but lucky for us, you sent them in anonymously 👀).



From unexpected fetishes to downright outrageous confessions, we dive into the spiciest stories Malta has to offer.



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Everyone loves a good rant, and in this episode of The Maltiverse, we're diving headfirst into the world of complaints, gripes, and over-the-top moaning! From the pettiest annoyances to full-blown frustrations, we’re breaking down what gets under people’s skin and why we just can’t stop complaining.




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Gozo: the land of relaxation, ġbejna, and… absolute chaos? In this episode of The Maltiverse, we dive into the craziest, funniest, and most bizarre stories from Malta’s sister island. Joining Steve and Jay are the legendary Pia Zammit and the hilarious Corinne Muscat, ready to spill the tea on Gozo’s wild side.




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Get ready for a wild ride as we dive into the world of deception! In this episode, we’re sharing the best lies you’ve ever told and the most ridiculous ones you’ve been told. FThis episode is packed with humor, storytelling, and the ultimate call-out moments.



This episode is brought to you by Huskie Craft Beer.



🎧 You won’t want to miss this! Let’s expose the truth about lies—Maltiverse-style.








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This week, we’re suiting up to imagine what the ultimate Maltese superheroes would be like! We’re bringing our island’s unique flavor to the world of heroes. Plus, we see the return of the Toysfourplay.com Agony Uncle, where we tackle your juiciest dilemmas with a mix of wisdom and wit. 💌 And don't miss a super special feature from Len Caruana Health and Fitness to keep you inspired and motivated. 💪



This episode is brought to you by Huskie Craft Beer, Toysfourplay.com and Len Caruana Health & Fitness



🎧 Tune in for laughs, creativity, and a little bit of Maltese magic!








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We're kicking off 2025 with an exciting new episode featuring the one and only David Ozi Borg! This time, we're diving into the theme of Nostalgia and Malta in the 90s, reminiscing about iconic moments and weird memories from a truly unforgettable era. Plus, we're debuting our very first Agony Uncle segment—expect advice, laughs, and a whole lot more.



A big shoutout to our sponsors for making this episode possible: Huskie Craft Beer, Toysfourplay.com, and Len Caruana Health and Fitness.




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Steve Hili and Jason Zammit are here to spread some holiday cheer and share a few festive laughs with all of you. We’re so grateful for your support this year, it’s been one wild ride through the Maltiverse!



The Maltiverse and Cavemen Malta Crew wish you all a Merry Christmas and an amazing holiday season! Brought to you by The Huskie Craft Beer Company.








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