Dewey Riley: Do you have a gun? Sidney Prescott: I'm Sidney fucking Prescott, of course I have a gun

Sidney Prescott: You forgot the first rule of remakes, Jill. Don't fuck with the original!

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Dewey: The killer called her. Mark: When? Gale: What'd he say? Sidney: Oh you know the usual small talk. "What's new?" "How you been?" "How do you wanna die?"

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Randy: [from the trailer] The way I see it, someone's out to make a sequel. You know, cash in on all the movie murder hoopla. So, it's our job to observe the rules of the sequel. Number one: the body count is always bigger. Number two: the death scenes are always much more elaborate. Carnage candy. And number three: never, ever, under any circumstances, assume the killer is dead.

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Randy: There are certain RULES that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. For instance, number one: you can never have sex. [crowd boos] Randy: BIG NO NO! BIG NO NO! Sex equals death, okay? Number two: you can never drink or do drugs. [crowd cheers and raises their bottles] Randy: The sin factor! It's a sin. It's an extension of number one. And number three: never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, "I'll be right back." Because you won't be back. Stu: I'm gettin' another beer, you want one? Randy: Yeah, sure. Stu: I'll be right back. [crowd cheers] Randy: See, you push the laws and you end up dead. Okay, I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife.

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Jareth: You remind me of the babe. Goblin: What babe? Jareth: The babe with the power. Goblin: What power? Jareth: The power of voodoo. Goblin: Who do? Jareth: You do. Goblin: Do what? Jareth: Remind me of the babe.

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Miss Davis: Now I want y'all to repeat after me: penis, penis, penis; vagina, vagina, vagina

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Tyler Durden: [42:50] Gentlemen, welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club! Third rule of Fight Club: someone yells "stop!", goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.

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Agent Burns: They literally call themselves Decepticons. That doesn't set off any red flags?

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Donna: So tell me, what do you feel? Rowdy Abilene: One man's dream is another man's lunch. Donna: You son of a bitch!

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Polly Perkins: [after Joe wouldn't let her go back to get her case of film that was in cave that was about to explode] You should've let me go back for my film. Joe 'Sky Captain' Sullivan: You're right, I should've.