In our Magic Mirror, we see: Damien, Sean, RJ, Tool, Malik, Kelvin, Joaquin, Caitano, Alonzo, Enyeda, Austin, Corey, Brian, TuBaur$, Julie, Margaret, Jesse, Patrick, James, Mike, Shirley, Bobby, Robert, and of course George.In this week’s episode: A wildly erratic late-night comedy romp that’s equal parts VIP disaster and existential lumpia feast! We kick off with the so-called “VIP Experience”—because nothing says luxury like overpaying scalpers for nosebleed seats that come with a side of regret.
From there, we dive into why beautiful people always have the biggest issues (spoiler: good looks don’t fix bad Wi-Fi), the art of being easily offended in a world full of snowflakes, and those missed opportunities that haunt you like a ghosted text.
But wait—why take the short way when the long way builds character? We ponder life’s detours, realize you’ve never seen an armored truck tailing a hearse (priorities, people!), and cycle through the eternal diet saga: get fat, get skinny, repeat—now with extra guilt!
A jaw-dropping secret gets revealed (no spoilers, but it involves an acquired personality that’s faker than reality TV), we unearth the tragic tale of the Wilhelm Gustloff (history’s ultimate plot twist), and wrap it all in crispy, golden lumpia bliss.
Tune in for laughs that stick to your ribs—literally!
And...we do all of our regular stuff too!!!
Celebrity Name Drop: Craig Ferguson
Question of the Week: Who would you spend $1,000 a ticket to see?
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In our Magic Mirror this week, we see Shirley, Brandon, Jamie, Kevin, Steve, Darrell, Rob, Mike, and—of course the other Shirley .
This episode is packed tighter than a Nathan’s Hot Dog bun! We’re diving headfirst into food challenges, competitive eating, and the legend himself—Kobayashi—before throwing in a few questionable pardons, mob-influenced gambling, and the mysterious phenomenon of glowing gagoolies.
We’re not stopping there. There’s talk of concussion protocols, deceased spouse conventions, and even alibi establishment for beginners. Add a pinch of etiquette fails, a dash of wounds and contraception talk, and finish it all off with unexpected compliments—and you’ve got yourself another classic LUNSB ride.
Celebrity name drop: Joey Chestnut
Question of the Week: You’re forced to enter an eating contest—what are you eating?
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In our magic mirror we see, Tracy, The Stash, Tommy. Jan, Mekhalia, Steve, Shawn, Mike, Shirley, Heather, Rob, Bryan, Craig, James, Richard, and of course...George.
In this week's episode, we dive headfirst into chaos (and maybe a little thermal water)! We're kicking things off with the wild world of kids' soccer, where tiny shins and massive parental egos collide. From there, things take a delightfully unexpected turn into the... er... fascinating realm of feet freaks, because why not?
Prepare for some heartwarming (and slightly cringey) daddy-daughter moments before we switch gears to the splashy, chaotic fun of the Doggy Dash and Splash. Then, hold onto your headphones as we pit podcasts against radio in a battle for airwave supremacy, pondering the true "weirdos in the world" who consume each.
Ever notice how pretty women sell things? We break down the undeniable marketing power of aesthetics. And in a segment that asks the big questions: if pets are love, does that mean you can get money for love? (Spoiler: we're still figuring that out).
We're then heading north to discuss the intricacies of Icelandic flag underwear restrictions (yes, really!), before plunging into the delightful absurdity of GEEP – the goat-sheep hybrid sensation taking the nation by storm.
And just when you thought it couldn't get any stranger, we wrap things up with a surprisingly profound (and morbidly curious) look at the last meals of the condemned.
Plus we do all of our regular stuff too!!!
In memoriam: Deangelo & Ace Freely
Question of the Week: How long can you go without your phone?
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In our Magic Mirror we see Chris, Ralph, Julie, Maynard, Corey, Damian, Damien, Jessica, Mike, Shirley, James, JT, Rob, and of course TuBaur$.
This week, we’ve got fagioli for everybody—and not just in our dreams! Before long we’re deep into hostages, cruise ships, barracks life, and crocodiles doing crocodile things.
We ponder the instant possibility of finality with everyone’s favorite tight end, Mr. Travis Kelce, and wonder if old Tay-Tay would Stay-Stay (our guess: no!). Then it’s a clean-up in Aisle One as we dive into surgeries, self-aid, emergency rooms, crime scenes, and throat chunks—yep, we really pack it in.
A few wild diversions follow: things that go BOOM!, odd voter observations, a suicide-prevention reminder, and some deep thoughts on hair, weaves, and dreads.
Plus we do all of our regular stuff too!!! EnjoY!
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In our magic mirror this week, we see Genevieve, Jen, Deihlyah, Charmaine, Stephanie, Emily, Damian, Tracer, Bill, Brady, Heather, Robert, Brian, James, Kenny, Hope, Tool, The Nut, Mike, and of course Shirley.
In this week's episode, it's all about the pants, not really, but it sounded good. Anyway, the specific jeans in question were Bugle Boys! We lament about being Rota famous, highlight the Octobeefest, and give you some fine recommendations: Valley Bistro, Shamrocks Bar and Eatery, Cafe Noir, and Shine!
Then a little about the all white game at Highmark Stadium, suggestive coupons, before ChickBrew delivers the forthcoming big tease! T-Bone gets a movie role, then almost immediately loses it...and it wasn't because of his bad Obama impression!
The Rota Spain Kennel project continues and sets the record for the Seabees' longest construction project in history! Which is pretty amazing in a country that houses a Church that has been under construction for 143 years!
We start engaging with the SpinDrift Conundrum, learn about a stepmothers blessing, rename the most popular cream cheese in the world, all before we gets to da eats: muffaletta, mortadella, and gabagol!and...ABUMGANG for listening!
And we do all of our regular stuff too! Enjoy!
Celebrity name drop: Elon Musk
Question of the Week: What is your favorite pie?
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In our magic mirror this week, we see Laney, Mike, Shirley, James, Jessica, Keith, Dwight, Christina and of course TuBaur$.
We cover a lot in this one—jealousy, Navy training, and a funny story about whites. We dive into the differences between active and reserve leadership, the fine art of unchoking a dog, choking yourself, and pooping to death.
From new underwear for all the right reasons to yo-yo diet rebounds, young people’s teeth, and the dangers of homemade cookies (the perfect conduit for sweet, sweet revenge) — nothing is safe!
Add in monkeys typing Shakespeare, doctors not doctoring, outrageous ticket prices, and a round of very bad Cher impressions to wrap things up, and you’ve got one wild ride.
Plus we do all of our regular stuff too! Enjoy!
Celebrity name drop: Adam Sandler
Question of the Week: What’s your favorite coffee?
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You ever wondered what The LUNSB Show with T-Bone and ChickBrew would be like without T-Bone? Yeah, neither did we. But here we are — and for this week only, our legendary “one laugh per hour” guarantee is officially suspended.
In our Magic Mirror we see Erin, Tabrin, Tool, Pinapple, and The Stash — and that’s it. No other listeners are mentioned. Ever.
This one’s all about the ladies! ChickBrew is back, and TuBaur$ makes her official attempt at a full-on usurpation. We cover the essentials of life: cleaning, laundry, dusting, homes, and cars. Balance that out with plenty of food talk, and you’ve got yourself a show. We rewind to the days of COVID (especially in Spain), share some love for the dogs who clearly out-podcast us all, and then tumble headfirst into the strange world of face appendixes — hair, noses, ears, faces, and teeth.
And just when you think it’s over, we dive into phones, headphones, and cars. Because why not?
Plus we kind of do all of our regular stuff too?
It's a stark contrast, a fun comparison, or a total train wreck...you decide! Enjoy!
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In our Magic Mirror we see: Shirley, Mike, Birdie, Toby, Tool, Big Baby, Sam, and of course… Jessica.
This week's episode is built on listener notes—lots of them, mostly from one very dedicated fan. T-Bone continues to painfully attempt to mentor TuBaur$ as she inches closer to launching her own podcast, while we riff on technology, sadness, and the eternal endurance of long-term haters.
We map out relationship-ending events, remind ourselves to sometimes just get out of our own way, and then—curveball—introduce you to JOXS.
From there, we hate on employee recognition events, roast spirit week, and take a detour into the world of Suavitel.
A near disaster gives way to hot sauce secrets, followed by a zoo of unexpected animals: deer, dolphins (seriously, why?), bears, alligators, and emus. Then it’s time to meet Phroggin (yes, it’s real), and cap it all off with T-Bone’s rewrite of the Eagles' Fight Song. That just happened.
Plus we do all of our regular stuff to!
Celebrity name-drop of the week: Bob Saget.
Enjoy!
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In our Magic Mirror, we see: Christina, Chris, Ralph, James, Mike, Robert, Jeremy, Sherman, Bryan, Corey, Damian, Teresa, Amy, Austin, Darrell, Shirley, Jessica, and of course… Dave.
In this week's episode: We start with the tragic end of Riley, black cats doing black cat things, the terrifying introduction of Polaris (black cat) and the not-so-terrifying Poseidon (not so black cat).There’s a trophy on the line if you can come up with a non-sexual double entendre (good luck with that). Sexual harassment? Bad, maybe, mKay. Stealing someone’s premise? Always bad. From there, we detour into Philly Karen/Jazz Hands Dad drama. And—right before the full dis-egg-ster—pure joy breaks out because it’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time. TuBaur$ has a bad biology lesson, T-Bone has a 15 minute rule, and apparently murder is extra fun when set in the roaring '20's!
Plus we do all of our regular stuff too!
Celebrity name-drop of the week: Cher.
Question of the Week: What’s your favorite cologne or perfume?
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In our Magic Mirror we see: Damien, Hal, Malek, Damian (yes, two of them), Mike, Robert, Bryan, James, Kelly, Joel, Brandon, and of course… Shawn.
In this week's episode: TuBaur$$ makes her triumphant third appearance as guest host, and we waste no time diving headfirst into the weird and the wonderful. We kick things off at the Orgy Dome (because of course we do), chase it with some Dranks!, and then debate the eternal question: Blondes or Redheads?
Somewhere along the way, a mysterious mystery pops up, we build a fake profile, and wrestle with the world’s growing Hyper Sensitivity.
The Lancaster 48 Hour Film Festival gets its spotlight, we brush up on our Spanish with the handy phrases: No moleste, no toque, y no abrace, and then we spiral into panic about a looming global condiment shortage. That naturally leads us to a smorgasbord of food talk — mayo, jamón, smash burgers, and yes… tossed salads.
Celebrity name-drop of the week: Bruce Baum.
Question of the Week: What is the greatest rock and roll song of all time?
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In our Magic Mirror, we see: Ricardo, Luke, Dave, Mike, Damien, Andrew, Manny, and of course… Lennon.
In this week’s episode: we officially introduce our guest host—TuBar$ (yes, that’s her name now, and no, you don’t get a vote… although we do debate if she should be called TuBars or Little Nut).
Naturally, we dive right into the Barrel of Crackers controversy, rail on commercials and readers, before turning to football and Formula One. At some point, we also declare that people who don’t listen to this show are probably stupid.
We discover TuBar$ has racing royalty in her bloodline—turns out she’s related to the Nut, a Drag Racing legend (not a Queen). Before boring you with a two-year catastrophic cardio recap, we explain why men in general make bad patients, remind you that firefighters suck, and stress the importance of knowing your limitations.
Oh, and amidst all this chaos, we still manage to promote the Four Horsemen IV Show at the Harrisburg Comedy Zone on August 30th!
...plus we do all of our regular stuff too! Enjoy!
Celebrity Name Drop: Kevin Hart
Question of the Week: What is your favorite cologne/perfume?
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In our Magic Mirror we see: Keith, Ping, James, Jessica, Hal, Rob, Mike, Shirley, Malik, Ali, Karen, Ashley, Andrew, Lennon, Dylan, and of course… a completely different Andrew!
In this week's episode: ChickBrew was out sick, so we called in backup — Heather from the upcoming podcast Widow in the Woods. From there, it’s full tilt into radio names, military call signs, and a wildlife showdown featuring bears, boars, and dragons. Heather pops her comedy club cherry, we clue you in to The Comedy Zone’s End of Summer Showcase, and we wander through prenups and ghosting, and somehow land in the land of habaneros, self-lubricating meat, and big juicy peaches, all before we purposefully explain pilates on a bidet.
...and we do all of our regular stuff too!
Celebrity Name Drop: Johnny Holmes
Question of the Week: What is the best rock n' roll song of all time? (Hint) There is only one correct answer!
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In our magic mirror we see: Lennon, Andrew, Bam, Dom, Caitlyn, Aaron, Nick, Hal, Dylan, and Anthony.
In this week's episode: We gallop through the Harrisburg’s Hilarious competition roundup, sprinkle in a few racist sound effects (don’t worry, they were historically educational… ish), and tackle the eternal struggle that is physical fitness testing. We wonder how both TV and the Internet failed to protect humanity from itself, and then — naturally — get into teleportation.
Chickbrew’s art gets its moment, the Beagle Brigade makes a surprise appearance, and we share some thoughts on drunk driving and motards. Plus, we accept Lulubooboo’s movie-making challenge, discuss how to properly deal with dead bodies (purely hypothetically, of course), and meet the African Giant Pouched Rat — which is either a rodent or a new Marvel villain.
It’s chaos. It’s comedy. It’s The LUNSB Show.
Enjoy!
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In our magic mirror we see: Chris and Ralph…and that’s it! Every other name was a celebrity…and we all know what the magic mirror thinks of celebrities!
In this week’s episode we have so much going on in this show, so much, that a summary could take a long time. Here’s what you need to know: We talk about some stuff, welaugh, you laugh, rinse, wash, and repeat.
Here’s some keywords that MAY spark your interest: Spanish casual, pimple pads, lasagna, SpinDrift, and BJ’s!
Then of course there is AI stealing your jobs, weird Pennsylvania alcohol laws, Chernobyl, bioluminescence, mooses, hairy cows, cats, and American Eagle Jeans!
If that doesn’t draw you in, did I mention we have celebrity birthdays, lots of Florida things, tickling yourself, and T-Bone tricks ChickBrew into singing Carmina Burana, true story!
OH! and….we do all of our regular stuff too!
Celebrity name drop: Stephen King
HARRISBURG’S HILARIOUS FINALS ARE SATURDAY AUGUST 9TH!
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In our magic mirror we see: Hal, Larry, Pickle, Jodi-Ann, Andrew, Colleen, Damien, Ralph, Amy, Chris was implied and mentioned not mentioned…The Lady Chablis.
In this week’s episode we kick it off with stooped song lyrics which immediately leads into our question of the week! We spend some time contemplating the size of bubbles, as ChickBrew keeps working for that SpinDrift sponsorship...and oh yeah, a little thing…ChickBrew gets promoted!!!
That leads into some Navy Chief stuff, which leads to those dumb loud cameras, which wraps up nicely with the ultimate fan pic hack! We update everyone on the Harrisburg’s Hilarious competition before T-Bone gets triggeredby The T.
Celebrity name drop: George Clinton
Question of the week: What stoopid song lyric has always stuck with you?
In memoriam: The Great Chuck Mangione, everyone’ little brother Malcolm Jamal Warner, The Hulkster – Terry Bollea, and the bloody Prince of Darkness Ozzy Osborne!
AND….we get a surprise visit from J-Bone and we do all of our regular stuff too!
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In our magic mirror we see: Larry, Ms. Larry, Damien, and of course Doug. We mention a lot more people this week, but let’s be honest—they aren’t listeners, so... they don’t count.
This episode kicks off with tales of unexpected visitations—some real, some from the dream world, all equally disturbing.
Speaking of dreams, we dive deep into them. The kind you laugh at. The kind you regret sharing. And the kind that leave you sweating through your sheets and questioning your life choices.
We unpack the “Vong Diagram” of the week, where computer upgrades lead directly to relationship downgrades. It’s math. Sort of.
There are dog barks, mysterious ailments, and way too muchtalk about poop and pee. You're welcome.
We discuss the results of Harrisburg’s Funniest Contestand somehow segue into Rota yard sales, scam awareness, and a general reminder to trust no one, ever. Somewhere along the way, we name-drop Celebrity Chef Robert Irvine, and SpinDrift Water makes a surprise appearance as apotential future sponsor. (They don’t know it yet. But they will.)
Life lessons this week include relationship advice youdidn’t ask for, banking tricks that probably aren’t illegal, and a new term for the ages: “hankering for milk.” We even bring up Zipf’s Law, because clearly, we’re fancy now.
We wrap with a glowing recommendation for Resident Alien, and leave you with this week's Question of the Week: What TV show—past, present, or future—would you recommend, and why?
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👀 In our magic mirror we see: Kiara, Tori, Caitlin, Matt, Dom, Pickle, Chris, Lennon, Andrew, Bam, Alex, Ryan, Luke, and of course... Mike.
This week, the crew kicks off the Harrisburg’s Funniest competition with results, highlights, and maybe a few hurt feelings. From there, it’s a wild ride through elections, conspiracies, recounts, and voter fraud—with just the right amount of sarcasm.
🐾 Single dog mom drama? We’ve got it.
🥃 SHOTS? Oh, you bet.
💦 A tender moment about sweat and the mystery of the disappearing pocket? Absolutely.
Then it’s time to talk about the Chef’s Knuckle, the elite world of private cheffing, and what it’s like to hang with the cool kids. Add in famous quotes, terrible impressions, fake news, and a glimpse at the goldfish of the future—yes, really.
💡 PLUS: This week’s life hack is all about building your ICE folder—a must-have for modern adulting.
And of course, we hit all our regular segments, too!
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In our magic mirror we see: Tyler, Steve, Janell, Megan, Ben, Paul, Bonny, Andy, Kev, Matt, Melissa, Danny, Tim, Heather, and of course... Maynard.
In this week’s episode, we remind you how not to get scammed, revisit the epic billboard chase, and regale you with tales from Rota’s Independence Day Festival, to include special shout-outs to Leroy Onestone & The Fireballs, Ape Oscura, 2K Kenny, and Raelynn! —which, of course, leads us to illicit fireworks, fire (so much fire), and floods. Naturally.
There’s also a note here about attempted murder on thehigh seas, so… there’s that.
We cover squirrels, rabbits, cows, and grilling techniques—and somehow, that all makes sense. Plus, ChickBrew embarks on a brand new journey, and you’re invited to come along! True story.
AND….we do all of our regular stuff too!
The episode title? Let’s just say T-Bone hurt his brain trying to remember the name of the show... and now, you must feel that pain too.
Celebrity name drop: Jewel
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In our magic mirror we see: Mike, Howie, Jeremiah, Stacey, Heather, and even Zack.
In this week’s episode it’s a tough one, really clogging up the pipes, it’s constipation for both man and beast! But it’s not allabout poop, or maybe it is…depends on who you ask. Anyway, the promotion quotas are out and this might force someone to go RUN-IN! (Get it?) The crew starts taking on strikes and we remind you there are other world’sthan this. (Another lost reference?)
You have choices, we make recommendations. We throw in some potato salad and taco meat before ratting out one of the wayback people in the casino! Got a pool boy available? Because someone we know is having some serious 1st world problems…AND THEN…there’s driving in Italy! And not just any old Italy, we are talking NAPOLI BABY!!!
AND….we do all of our regular stuff too!
Celebrity name drop: Shane Gillis
In memoriam: Anne Burell
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In our magic mirror we see: Erik, Mark, Gosha, Mike, Caleb, Dick, Tim, Joey, Kobayashi, and of course Stacey!
In this week’s episode we have six hours of an empty chair…sound exciting, right? After earning ourselves the prestigious title of “post-adolescent,” we dive into the bizarrely humorous sides of some very uncomfortable topics, (read suicide and sexual assault) from awkward public crying fits to the eternal debate: charcoal or gas?
Later we get into fun forcible sodomy, tug tugs, and of course random deoxyribonucleic acid samples. We wrap things up with a horrifically embarrassing story… AND….we do all of our regular stuff too!
Celebrity Name Drop: Jason Mamoa
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