On this week's episode Will, Ian and a Triumphantly returning Nora are joined by Nora's boo thang KEVIN! They'll uncover mysteries via hypnosis and talk about times past as they discuss-
STIR OF ECHOES (1999) R 99 minutes
Directed by: David Koepp. Starring: Kevin Bacon, Kathyn Erbe, Kevin Dunn, Zachary David Cope, Illeana Douglas, Conor O'Farrell, Lusia Strus and Many Other Talented People!
00:00:30- Welcome KEVIN! (and welcome back Nora!)
00:01:00- First Thoughts
00:09:00- GUESTIONS
00:13:00- STIR OF ECHOES (1999)
00:15:30- Tasty Morsels
00:21:00- Rating/Review
00:57:30- Totals
00:58:30- Thank You Kevin!!/Bye!
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Next Week: Predator (1987) available on Hulu
On this week's episode Will, Ian and sadly no Nora are joined again by JENNY 5-ALIVE! To talk spiders. Scary, yucky, gross spiders. In a movie that has long terrified Ian, because spiders. Creepy, crawly eww spiders, so gross, spiders, yuck, eegh-
ARACHNAPHOBIA (1990) PG-13 109 minutes
Directed by: Frank Marshall. Starring: Jeff Daniels, John Goodman, Julien Sands, Harley Jane Kozak, Stuart Pankin, Brian McNamera, Henry Jones, Mark L. Taylor, Peter Jason, Kathy Kinney and Many Other Talented People!
00:00:30- Welcome Back Jenny!
00:02:30- First Thoughts
00:12:30- ARACHNAPHOBIA (1990)
00:16:30- Tasty Morsels
00:29:30- Rating/Review
01:01:00- Totals
01:03:30- Thank You Jenny! Keep an eye out for YETI or NOT on Shudder in December!
01:04:45- Next Week/Bye
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Next Week: Stir of Echoes (1999) available on Prime
On this week's episode of John Carpenter's THE Last Horror Critics Will, Ian & not Nora this week, will traverse the American Southwest in search of the Ultimate Master! They'll take a lesser Baldwin and a guy who's really into asking people about their boners! That's right, really into wood! And they'll rediscover their passion for... not much really, because this is-
JOHN CARPENTER'S VAMPIRES (1998) R 103 minutes
Directed by: John Carpenter. Starring: James Woods, Daniel Baldwin, Sheryl Lee, Thomas Ian Griffith, Tim Guinee, Maximillian Schell, Mark Boone Jr. and Many Other Talented People!
00:04:00- A Public Apology
00:06:00- First Thoughts
00:10:30- John Carpenter's Vampires (1998)
00:13:00- Tasty Morsels
00:16:00- Rating/Review
00:59:30- Totals
01:00:30- Next Week/Bye
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Next Week: Arachnaphobia (1991) with JENNY 5-ALIVE
This week, we continue down the SpoOoOoky Scary October Road! Will, Ian (& no Nora this week) but welcoming back Jenny Five Alive! Knowwhatimean!? We'll confront childhood fears, and and enjoy some Bulgarian MIAK on pancakes, as we all talk-
ERNEST SCARED STUPID (1991) PG 91 minutes
Directed by: John R. Cherry III. Starring: Jim Varney, Eartha Kitt, Shay Aster, Austin Nagler, Jonas Moscartolo, Bill Byrge, John Cadenhead, Daniel Butler, Barkley, and Many Other Talented People!
00:30- No Nora this week, but Welcome Back Jenny!
02:00- First Thoughts
08:30- an Ernest Quiz
15:00- ERNEST SCARED STUPID (1991)
17:45- Tasty Morsels
22:00- Rating/Review
52:00- Totals
55:30- Next Week/Jenny's got a Short film Coming to Shudder- YETI OR NOT
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Next Week: John Carpernter's Vampires (1998)
This week Will and Ian are without Nora. But they do have JAY PICHARDO! Why? Cause Halloween! Cause Horror! Cause-
HEREDITARY (2018) R 127 minutes
Written & DIrected by: Ari Aster. Starring: Toni Collette, Gabriel Byrne, Alex Wolff, Millie Shapiro, Ann Dowd and Many Other Talented People!
00:30- Welcome Back Jay!
01:00- First Thoughts
06:30- HEREDITARY (2018)
09:00- Tasty morsels
11:00- Rating/Review
53:00- Totals
56:00- What's Comin' up for Jay? How about Tapawingo!
57:30- Next Week/Bye
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Next Week: Hereditary (2018)
This week Will, Ian & Nora go backstage and talk-
GREEN ROOM (2015) R 95minutes
Directed by: Justin Saulnier. Starring: Anton Yelchin, Imogen Poots, Patrick Stewart, Alia Shawcat, and Many Other Talented People!
00:00:45- First Thoughts
00:10:00- GREEN ROOM (2015)
00:12:00- Tasty Morsels
00:14:30- Rating/Review
01:06:30- Totals
01:07:00- Next Week/Bye
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Next Week: Hereditary (2018)
This week Will, Ian & Nora welcome the great A.E. Bennett on to discuss one of the greatest action... no, no not action this week, no this week ROMANCE! That's right, we have range, we can talk about OTHER things! Maybe not Ian, he's not great with something like romance, makes him uncomfortable, you listen, you'll get it. But the other three, THEY understand romance, THEY understand-
PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005) PG 128minutes
Directed By: Joe Wright. Starring Keira Knightly, Matthew Macfayden, Brenda Blethyn, Donald Sutherland, Judi Dench, Talulah Riley, Rosamund Pike, Jena Malone, Carey Mulligan, Simon Woods, Kelly Reilly, Pip Torrens, Tom Hollander, Rupert Friend and Many Other Talented People!
00:00:45- Welcome Back A.E. Bennett!!!
00:02:30- First Thoughts
00:14:00- What's your favorite "bad movie'?
00:23:30- PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005)
00:26:30- Tasty Morsels
00:33:00- Rating Review
01:09:30- Totals
01:10:00- Next Week/Month
01:12:45- Booksbybennett.com Thank You A.E. Bennett!/ Bye!
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Next Week: Green Room (2015)
THEY TAKE THE PLANE BACK!
Will, Ian & Nora TAKE THE PLANE BACK!
They do what they have to do, and make the-
EXECUTIVE DECISION (1996) R 133minutes
Directed by: Stuart Baird. Starring: Kurt Russell, John Leguizamo, Joe Morton, Oliver Platt, Halle Berry, B.D. Wong, David Suchet, Whip Hubley, Andreas Katsulas, J.T. Walsh, Ingo Neuhaus, Richard Riehle, Ken Jenkins, Steven Seagal, Shaun Toub and Many Other Talented People!
00:01:00- First Thoughts
00:15:00- Fight of Flight discussion
00:25:00- EXECUTIVE DECISION (1996)
00:28:00- Tasty Morsels
00:35:00- Rating/Review
01:15:00- Totals
01:16:00- Next Week/Bye
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Next Week: Pride & Prejudice (2005) with Special Guest A.E. Bennett
This week Will, Ian & Nora are invited to a dinner party. Someone is MURDERED! Who dun it!? There's only Three of them, and one of them is dead, so there's a 50/50 it's one of the other two. But WHO is dead? WHO is the Murdered? And WHO just had a lovely dinner RUINED!? Gotta find that-
CLUE (1985) PG 94 minutes
Directed by: Jonathan Lynn. Starring: Tim Curry, Eileen Brennan, Madeline Kahn, Michael McKean, Martin Mull, Christopher Lloyd, Leslie Ann Warren, Colleen Camp, Lee Ving, Bill Henderson, Jane Wiedlin, Jeffery Kramer, Kellye Nakahara, Howard Hesseman,
00:03:30- First Thoughts
00:13:30- CLUE (1985)
00:17:30- Tasty Morsels
00:22:30- Rating/Review
00:57:00- Totals
00:58:00- Next Week/Bye (we lie, it will be Executive Decision)
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Next Week: Executive Decision (1996)
On this week's Special Episode of this True Crime Podcast, Hosts Will and Ian (without their 3rd, Nora) Embark on a mission of truth, to find the killer of an unsolved mystery! They'll delve into all the possibilities, motives, witnesses and suspects. They'll break it down, flip it inside out, swallow their doubt, turn it inside out, Find nothin' but faith in nothin'. Wanna put our tender heart in a blender Watch it spin 'round to a beautiful oblivion
Rendezvous, then I'm through with you
They'll burn, burn like a wicker cabinet. Chalk White and Oh So Frail! Only they can figure it out, only they can solve-
THE NAKED GUN (2025) pg-13 85minutes
Directed by: Akiva Shaffer. Starring: Liam Neeson, Pamela Anderson, Paul Walter Hauser, CCH Pounder, Danny Huston, Kevin Durand, Weird Al Yankovic, Busta Rhymes, Eddie Yu, Cody Rhodes, Priscilla Presley, Dave Bautista and Many Other Talented People!
00:01:30- First Thoughts
00:09:00- 2 things test
00:13:00- Happy Birthday A.E. BENNETT!
00:13:40- THE NAKED GUN (2025)
00:16:00- Tasty Things
00:20:30- Rating/Review
00:53:50- Totals
00:57:50- Next Week/Bye
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Next Week: Clue (1985)
On this week's episode Will, Ian & Nora will defy their government, get arrested, escape, get recaptured and sent to a reality show that essentially guarantees their deaths. Today they are-
THE RUNNING MAN (1987) R 101 minutes
Directed by: Paul Michael Glaser. Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Conchita Alonso, Yaphet Kotto, Jim Brown, Jessie Ventura, Richard Dawson, Erland Van Lidth, Marvin J. McIntyre, Gus Rethwisch, Professor Toru Tanaka, Mick Fleetwood, Dweezil Zappa, Sven-Ole Thorson, Kurt Fuller, Dey Young and Many Other Talented People!
00:01:30- First Thoughts
00:13:00- Predictions
00:21:30- THE RUNNING MAN (1987)
00:25:00- Tasty Morsels
00:28:00- Rating/Review
01:01:00- Totals
01:03:00- Next Week/Bye
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Next Week: The Naked Gun (2025) (for real this time)
2:17AM
Will, Ian & Nora air a podcast at 2:17am
All their listeners run out their doors, gone, vanished. Where did they go? To the hosts? Away from what they've hear? Who knows, all we DO know is-
WEAPONS (R) 128 minutes
Directed by: Zach Creggar. Starring: Julia Garner, Josh Brolin, Amy Madigan, Benedict Wong, Alden Ehrenreich, Cary Christopher, Austin Abrams, Justin Long, June Diane Raphael, Toby Huss, Sara Paxton and Many Other Talented People!
00:02:00- Frist Thoughts
00:12:00- WEAPONS
00:15:00- Tasty Morsels
00:20:00- Rating/Review
01:01:30- Totals
01:03:00- Next Week/Bye!
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Next Week: The Naked Gun (2025)
On This weeks episode Will, Ian & Nora will work to save the world from rogue agents set on destroying the world. They gotta be onnatop it to stop it!
Get it?-
GOLDENEYE (1995) pg-13 130 minutes
Directed by: Martin Campbell. Starring: Pierce Brosnan, Sean Bean, Izabella Scorupco, Famke Janssen, Joe Don Baker, Judi Dench, Robbie Coltrane, Tchéky Karyo, Alan Cumming, Gottfriend John, Desmond Lewellyn, Samantha Bond, Minnie Driver and Many Other Talented People!
00:01:30- Frist Thoughts
00:10:30- Will's Brosnan-Bond Trivia!
00:21:00- GOLDENEYE (1995)
00:25:30- Tasty Morsels
00:29:00- Rating/Review
01:07:15- Totals
01:07:45- Next Week/Bye
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Next Week: Weapons (in theatres)
On this week's episode Will, Ian & Nora, your First Family of Podcasting will cover Marvel's first family! The one with the Zaddie and the Rock! Should be fun when they talk-
THE FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST STEPS (pg-13) 114 minutes
Directed by: Matt Shakman. Starring: Pedro Pascal, Vanessa Kirby, Ebon Moss-Bachrach. Joseph Quinn, Ralph Ineson, Julia Garner, Natasha Lyonne, Paul Walter Hauser, Sarah Niles, Mark Gatiss and Many Other Talented People!
00:02:15- First Thoughts
00:10:00- What Could Have Been...
00:18:00- THE FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST STEPS
00:20:00- Tasty Morsels
00:25:00- Rating/Review
00:56:30- Totals
00:59:00- Next Week/Bye!
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Next Week: Goldeneye (1995) (Available on MGM+)
On this week's episode Will, Ian and LOOK! It's A Bird, It's a Plane, It's NORA! She's back baybay! Chicago, illness, more illness, you can't keep her down! She's back and she watched her very first movie with-
SUPERMAN pg-13 129 minutes
Directed by: James Gunn. Starring: David Corenswet, Rachel Brosnahan, Nicholas Hoult, Alan Tudyk, Bradley Cooper, Michael Rooker, Angela Sarafyan, Skylar Gisondo, Wendell Pierce, Beck Bennett, Pom Klementieff, Michael Ian Black, John Cena, Neva Howell, Pruitt Taylor Vince, Mikaela Hoover, Frank Grillo, Edi Gethegi, Nathan Fillion, Isabela Merced, Millie Alcock, Sean Gunn and Many Other Talented People!
00:00:30- Welcome Back NORA!
00:01:30- First Thoughts
00:15:00- Whatcha Been Watchin'? (Ian- Superman: The Movie, Murderbot, South Park. Nora- Days of Thunder, Cocktail, The Color of Money, Minority Report, Tropic Thunder, Far and Away, Love Island: USA, The Bear, Blue, Jurrasic World: Camp Crustaceous, Hard Ticket to Hawaii, Hard Eyes, The Rehearsal, Jurrasic World: Rebirth- Will- Man of Steel, Superman Returns.
00:28:00- SUPERMAN
00:31:30- Tasty Morsels
00:36:30- Rating/Review
01:04:00- Totals
01:04:30- Next Week/Bye!
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Next Week: Fantastic Four: First Steps
This week, after taking a turn too early Nora is Out again! Will and Ian must work Together to bring home the gold, finish first, win it all for everyone. Because speed is all that matters here, here in-
F1: THE MOVIE PG-13 155minutes
Directed by: Joseph Kosinski. Starring: Brad Pitt, Damsen Idris, Javier Bardem, Kerry Condon, Tobias Menzies, Kim Bodnia, Sarah Niles, Will Merrick, Joseph Balderrama, Abdul Salis, Callie Cooke, Samson Kayo, Lewis Hamilton and Many Other Talented People!
02:00- First Thoughts
12:30- F1: The Pop Quiz
20:00- NORA UPDATE FROM NORA
24:30- F1: The Movie
27:00- Yum Yums...
32:00- Rating/Review
48:00- Totals
49:00- Next Week/Bye!
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Next Week: Superman (2025)
On this week's episode Nora is out, infected with the Rage, leaving Will & Ian to fend for themselves against giant Alphas, pregnant zombies and Cancer...... Thank god they brought their iodine, cause they're gonna be here awhile, cut-to-
28 YEARS LATER (R) 115 minutes
Directed by: Danny Boyle. Starring: Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Jodie Comer, Ralph Fiennes, Alfie Williams, Chi Lewis-Parry, Edvin Ryding and Many Other Talented People!
01:00- First Thoughts
07:30- Zombie Thoughts
19:00- 28 YEARS LATER
22:00- Rating/Review
53:30- Totals
54:00- Next Week/Bye
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Next Week: F1
On this week's episode Will, Ian and sadly no Nora must join together to pull off one last big job. It'll take planning and skill and being really, really, ridiculously good looking. Seduction, deception, money and a genuine need to be liked. This week they'll give-
THE BIG HIT (1998) R 91 minutes
DIrected by: Kirk Wong. Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Lou Diamond Phillips, Bokeem Woodbine, Antonio Sabato Jr., Christina Applegate, China Chow, Avery Brooks, Elliot Gould, Lainie Kazan, Robin Dunn, Sab Shimono, Danny Smith, Lela Rochon and Many Other Talented People!
02:00- First Thoughts
08:00- THE BIG HIT (1998)
11:00- Yum Yums...?
12:30- Rating Review
32:00- Totals
33:00- Next Week/ Bye!
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Next Week: 28 Years Later
On this week's episode Will, Ian & Nora are joined by GIANNI MAGNA to seek Vengeance! It's a a Hangman's Joke, vengeance, love, reality, life.
Luckily it can't rain all the time, thanks to-
THE CROW (1994) R 102 minutes
Directed by: Alex Proyas. Starring: Brandon Lee, Michael Wincott, Ernie Hudson, Bai Ling, David Patrick Kelly, Laurence Mason, Anna Thompson, Angel David, Rochelle Davis, Michael Massey, Tony Todd, Jon Polito, Bill Raymond, Marco Rodriguez and Many Other Talented People!
00:00:30- Welcome GIANNI!
00:01:00- First Thoughts
00:11:00- GUESTIONS
00:13:00- THE CROW (1994)
00:20:30- Tasty Morsels
00:27:00- Rating/Review
01:22:30- Totals
01:23:30- Next Week/Thank You Gianni/Bye!
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Next Week: The Big Hit (1998) (avaialble on hulu/disney+)
On this weeks episode Will, Ian & Nora truly explore the similarities of DANCE and ACTION! The beautiful ballet that is a well put together action scene. A John Wick Chefs kiss of ass-kickery, all in the conveniently titled-
BALLERINA (R) 124 minutes
Directed by: Len Wiseman (Chad Stahelski) Starring: Ana De Armas, Keanu Reeves, Gabriel Byrne, Ian McShane, Lance Reddick, Norman Reedus, Anjelica Huston, Ava Joyce McCarthy, Catalina Sandino Moreno, Juliet Doherty, Sharon Duncan-Brewster, Daniel Bernhardt and Many Other Talented People!
00:45- First Thoughts
10:00- Whatcha Been Watchin'? (Will- The Accountant 2, Snow White and the Seven Dwarves (2025), Aladdin (1992). Nora- The Birdcage, 10 Things I Hate About You, She's All That, Get Over It, Matilda (1996), Tires, 28 Years Later, Shag. Ian- Cleaner, Predator: Killer of Killers, The Minecraft Movie)
17:00- BALLERINA
20:00- Tasty Morsels
23:30- Rating/Review
57:00- Totals
58:00- Next Week/Bye
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Next Week: The Crow (1994) (available on MGM+)