Hello, dear listeners. Despondent that the Kingmaker Histories isn't currently releasing? Of course you are. But luckily, there's an easy fix for that. During our between-season break, we're going to be sharing a few audio dramas with you that we think you'll really, really love. This month we're sharing Give Me Away by Gideon Media. Graham Shapiro has reached that age where his marriage is falling apart, his kids are moving on and he’s not sure what he’s supposed to do with the rest of his life. That’s when an alien spaceship - called “The Ghosthouse” - lands in the Nevada desert... and it’s screaming. It is housing thousands of alien prisoners who are being stored as digital information and the only way to help them escape is for humans to take them out and put them in their own brains. Graham decides, this is what the rest of his life could be. Learn more about the show here!

Hello, dear listeners. Despondent that the Kingmaker Histories isn't currently releasing? Of course you are. But luckily, there's an easy fix for that. During our between-season break, we're going to be sharing a few audio dramas with you that we think you'll really, really love. This month we're sharing Eeler's Choice by Lou Sutcliffe and Daisy McNamara.   "No respect for the sea, for the living things in it, for what's owed. They're fishing in the eel breeding grounds now, the fools."   Eeler's Choice is a maritime horror fantasy podcast set in Eskmouth, a small coastal town whose economy has lived and died on the hunting of the Great Eels for generations. As demand for product has increased, so have the catches... but even the generosity of the sea has its limits, and all debts must come due.   Donate to their crowdfunder here

Telesphore finally comes clean. Content Warnings: drug use, needles, gore, cannibalism, sucking/slurping noises (32:13-32:20) Transcript Link Written by Meg Molloy Tuten Cast in order of appearance:David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - EisenJosh Rubino - TelesphoreBlythe Renay - ColetteIoana Adascalitei - SagaZuwie LeFou - LiberatoAdditional Voices by Meg Molloy Tuten, Zuwie Lefou and Henry Galley Music Used:Murder Under the Bridge - Vivek AbishekTremble - LeimotiThe Weatherman's Affair - LeimotiAshes - Rachel SandyWhodunit - FableForteMiss Moreau - LeimotiForgotten Castle - Ludvig MoulinMr Cheeze - Vivek AbishekDon't Leave it Here - LeimotiThe Secret Supper - Vivek AbishekGreedy Personality - Ludvig MoulinShield Maiden - Zac NelsonAnother Time - Zac NelsonInto the Mist - Vivek Abishek Socials: Bluesky  Youtube Tumblr Patreon Instagram

Transcript link Sorry for the delay- we'll be back with your regularly scheduled Kingmaker Histories this time next week! Featuring: Taqi Nazeer, Henry Galley, Liz Plant, David Ault, Zuwie Lefou, Addison Peacock, Gianni Matragrano, Josh Rubino, Blythe Renay, Ty Coker and Ben Rowe Music Used: Fooling - Odd Chap Socials: Bluesky  Youtube Tumblr Patreon Instagram  

Telesphore needs to go take care of something real quick. Content Warnings: gunshots Transcript Link Written by Meg Molloy Tuten Cast in order of appearance:David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - EisenBlythe Renay - ColetteJosh Rubino - TelesphoreIoana Adascalitei - JenniferAdditional Voices - Henry Galley Music Used:Murder Under the Bridge - Vivek AbishekMiss Moreau - LeimotiSuspiria - Vivek AbishekTumannoye Ozero - Ian PostThe Weatherman's Affair - LeimotiThe Door - Vivek AbishekThe Secret Supper - Vivek AbishekInto the Mist - Vivek Abishek Socials: Bluesky  Youtube Tumblr Patreon Instagram

The gang runs into a small problem. Emphasis on 'small'. Content Warnings: body horror (22:20 - 23:02), mentioned animal distress (13:18 - 13:34), animal death (14:01 - 14:09), sex scene (21:51 - 23:02) Transcript Link Written by Max Kriesky Cast in order of appearance:David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - EisenBlythe Renay - ColetteAddison Peacock - AriadneBen Rowe - CrowleyElizabeth Plant - Choronzon Music Used:Murder Under the Bridge - Vivek AbishekThe Craft - Vivek AbishekCicada - Vivek AbishekShark Attack - Vivek AbishekThe Bacon - Vivek AbishekThe Weatherman's Affair - LeimotiHis Old Lover - Leimoti Miss Moreau - LeimotiLooking for Clues - Ludvig MoulinRun! - Christoffer Moe DitlevsenFor Queen and Country - Bonnie GraceThe Door - Vivek AbishekInto the Mist - Vivek Abishek Socials: Bluesky  Youtube Tumblr Patreon Instagram

Klaus Holzmann paves the way for the nation's bright new future. Content Warnings: political oppression, violence, gunshots, mentions of torture, political assassination Transcript Link Written by Henry Galley Cast in order of appearance:David Ault - The Historian Zane Schact - Minister Labelle, Leonid, and Leipzig PaulMatt Baker - KurtenHenry Galley - PalmierBradley Gareth - HolzmannLiz Morey - MargotGraham Rowat - MoretzZuwie Lefou - DieterMaxadrian Burton - KrugerLou Sutcliffe - SeefeltJosh Rubino - RothbartAdditional voices by Meg Molloy Tuten and Henry Galley Music Used:Murder Under the Bridge - Vivek AbishekMurder on the Artlist Express - idokayPoisson d'Avril - Ludvig MoulinVoodoo - Vivek AbishekMetaverse - Vivek AbishekExtra Fries - Fly Guy FiveDragons - Vivek AbishekThe Music Box - Vivek AbishekRiddles - FableForteInto the Mist - Vivek AbishekSocials: Bluesky  Youtube Tumblr Patreon Instagram

Telesphore comes up with an extremely ill-advised plan to help Colette have a better birthday. Content Warnings: drug use, unreality, audio distortion Transcript Link Written by Charlie Green Cast in order of appearance:David Ault - The Historian Bradley Gareth - HolzmannLiz Morey - MargotAddison Peacock - AriadneBlythe Renay - ColetteTaqi Nazeer - EisenJosh Rubino - TelesphoreLauren Grace Thompson - LilieTy Coker - KeiferZuwie Lefou - MiskaWill De Renzy Martin - SatanAdditional voices by Meg Molloy Tuten, Henry Galley, EJ Smith, Matt Baker, Tal Minear Music Used:Murder Under the Bridge - Vivek AbishekChasing the Moon - Vivek AbishekCicada - Vivek AbishekA Thief's Waltz- Victor LundbergInteriors - Vivek AbishekMr. Cheeze - Vivek AbishekThe Door - Vivek AbishekGreedy Personality - Ludvig MoulinInto the Mist - Vivek Abishek Socials: Bluesky  Youtube Tumblr Patreon Instagram

Iyer, Winterlich and Co get lost in London, and make an unexpected friend. Content Warnings: animal abuse (36:44-38:20), gore (41:07-41:24) Transcript Link Written by Zuwie LeFou Cast in order of appearance:David Ault - The Historian Gus Zagarella - Lion TamerMax Kriesky - Mr. CulpepperTaqi Nazeer - EisenBlythe Renay - ColetteJosh Rubino - TelesphoreCharlie Green - Mickey TreadwellLou Sutcliffe - Davey TreacleBen Meredith - Rat Baiting RingmasterAddison Peacock - AriadneZane Schacht - LeonidAdditional voices by Meg Molloy Tuten, Henry Galley, Zuwie Lefou, Jamie Douglas, Liz Plant, Jeremy Thompson, Chris Vizurraga, and Katie McLean-Hainsworth Music Used:Winter Morning - Veaceslav DraganovThe Famous Gothenburg Automatic Organ - Luella GrenMr. Cheeze - Vivek AbishekCicada - Vivek AbishekThe Long Ride - Sam WillPoisson D’Avril - Ludvig MoulinSultans Swing - IBY and Ty SimonThe Bacon - Vivek AbishekThe Glass Blower’s Son - Sam WillInto the Mist - Vivek Abishek Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Tumblr Patreon Instagram

A routine con is interrupted by a loose canon cop who doesn’t play by the rules. Meanwhile, Holzmann has a productive week. Content Warnings: animal distress (29:41-29:45), animal death (29:57-30:02), gunshots (27:39-27:40), (30:08-30:55) Transcript Link Written by Meg Molloy Tuten Cast in order of appearance:David Ault - The Historian Andre Canada - GabrielBradley Gareth - HolzmannLiz Morey - MargotJosh Rubino - TelesphoreTaqi Nazeer - EisenBlythe Renay - ColetteElizabeth Plant - MariaEthan Michel - GustavGianni Matragrano - ZanettiAmina Koroma - JennyAdditional voices by Meg Molloy Tuten, Henry Galley Music Used:Murder Under the Bridge - Vivek AbishekMetaverse - Vivek AbishekNochnaya Vorona - Ian PostSearching for Clues - Ludvig MoulinTumannoye Ozero - Ian PostDead of the Water - Vivek AbishekThe Weatherman’s Affair - LeimotiDragons - Vivek Abishek Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Tumblr Patreon Instagram

Maxim Moretz sends some of his new friends to get in touch. Content Warnings: gunshots (3:11-3:12) (9:24-9:26) (14:20-14:21) (26:51-26:52), gore (2:15-2:19) (27:05-27:06) (31:44-31:50), car accident (22:16-22:21) Transcript Link Written by Antonia Le Cast in order of appearance:David Ault - The Historian Graham Rowat - Maxim MoretzHenry Galley - LemburgerTaqi Nazeer - EisenJosh Rubino - TelesphoreBlythe Renay - ColetteAshlee Craft - KarlJake Parr - Corascias Sneha Kumar - Amira Music Used:Murder Under the Bridge - Vivek AbishekMr. Cheeze - Vivek AbishekPoisson d’Avril - Ludvig Moulin Forgotten Castle - Ludvig MoulinThe Sledding Hill - Ludvig MoulinInto the Mist - Vivek Abishek  Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Tumblr Patreon Instagram

A storm forces the gang to take refuge in a castle with a rich, sexy family whose members definitely, probably, don’t drink blood. Content Warnings: animal death (24:26-24:37) Transcript Link Written by Lou Sutcliffe Cast in order of appearance:David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - EisenJosh Rubino - TelesphoreBlythe Renay - ColetteZuwie Lefou - MargueritaNate Washko - AsterCaroline Orejuela - JonquilleTy Coker - KieferLauren Grace Thompson - LilieLou Sutcliffe - Birnbaum Music Used:Murder Under the Bridge - Vivek AbishekChernoye Vedma - Ian PostThe Bats - Vivek AbishekA Thief’s Waltz - Victor LundbergMurder Amongst the Roses - Peter CavalloBird People - Vivek AbishekGreedy Personality - Ludvig MoulinInto the Mist - Vivek Abishek Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Tumblr Patreon Instagram

Colette hasn’t been herself lately. Content Warnings: unreality, gore (1:29-1:31) (14:16-14:28), threat of self harm (15:42-14:46), body horror (19:56-20:03), choking (29:28-29:43) Transcript Link Written by Addison Peacock Cast in order of appearance:David Ault - The Historian Addison Peacock - AriadneRichie Ammons- Babyface JohnBlythe Renay - ColetteJosh Rubino - TelesphoreTaqi Nazeer - EisenTy Wilkins - SinclairAdditional Voices by Meg Molloy Tuten, Henry Galley, Jamie Douglas, Jasper Taylor Music Used:Murder Under the Bridge - Vivek AbishekDouble Espresso (Ty Simon Mix) - The Original OrchestraThe Circus - Vivek AbishekUnfaithful Doll - Ludvig MoulinChasing the Moon - Vivek AbishekDeer Woman - Vivek AbishekA Short Story of Paris - Max HThe Spirit - Vivek AbishekLate Night Snack - The Fly Guy FiveWhen the Music Goes Around - TeknoAXEWat Dat Dee - TeknoAXEInto the Mist - Vivek Abishek   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Tumblr Patreon Instagram  

Unfortunately, the Kingmaker is no longer just the VSR's problem.   Content Warnings: Eating/slurping noises (1:59 - 2:13), body horror/gore (4:22 - 5:14), discussion of animal death (31:14 - 31:55)   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten. Exec. produced by Henry Galley and Ashlee Craft.   Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian and Winston Churchill Jenna Rose - Schultz Addison Peacock - Ariadne Elizabeth Plant - Maria Blythe Renay - Colette Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Newton Schottlekotte - Mandel Pandora Beatrix - Roxana Bradley Gareth - Holzmann Zane Schact - Sir Edward Grey Jake Parr - C Aaron Moy - Harlow Additional Voices by Meg Molloy Tuten, Henry Galley, Austin Lee Matthews   Music Used: Murder Under the Bridge - Vivek Abishek Murder on the Artlist Express - idokay The Bacon - Vivek Abishek The Kingmaker Histories Theme - Professor Shyguy Succubi - Vivek Abishek Dragons - Vivek Abishek Chasing the Moon - Vivek Abishek The Door - Vivek Abishek Into the Mist - Vivek Abishek   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram

Transcript Link Featuring: unruly cats, very creative swearing, Star Wars references, actors wishing harm on the showrunner, and a handy mnemonic for remembering that you are far-sighted.   Music by Odd Chap  

Maxim Moretz and his nephew, Dieter, give you tips on how to run a wholesome, ethical, and legitimate family business.   Content Warning: violence against children (1:06-1:08), unreality (1:23-1:29), suicide mention (2:20-2:25) (3:00-3:05)   Transcript Link   Written by Henry Galley   Cast in order of appearance- Graham Rowat - Moretz Zuwie Lefou - Dieter     Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram  

Eisen explains how to change a tyre, or something to that effect.   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten. With Taqi Nazeer as Eisen.   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram  

Learn the secrets of feminine success from the VSR's premier fleshcrafter. Though, you might not live to implement her advice.   Content Warning: mentions of animal abuse (2:41-2:46), gore (3:49-4:20)   Transcript Link   Written and performed by Addison Peacock.   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram  

Enjoy a hot coffee, the Winterlich way.   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten. With Josh Rubino as Telesphore.   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram  

The supreme commander of the Valorian army gives you some valuable life advice.   Content Warning: Gunshots (3:35-3:36)   Transcript Link   Written by Henry Galley. With Bradley Gareth as Holzmann.   The Valorian National Anthem was composed and performed by June Isenhart.   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram