The name’s Bond! Actually, it’s Gipp. And the other guy’s name in Lauder. And I’ll take a Cheestring – Twisted, not Regular. Yes, we’ve finally started our epic odyssey to discuss James Bond and we manage to do it without killing one another as well as making quite a potent discovery about the essential differences … Continue reading "Episode 37: Stop Getting Bond Wrong, Pt. 1: The 1960s"

It’s the return of the only film podcast that isn’t a complete load of wank! Though there is quite a lot of talk of “blowing” one’s “beans” in this episode, but that’s in the pursuit of full congress rather than onanism so it doesn’t contradict the claim in the first sentence. In this episode we … Continue reading "Episode 36: Belated Sequels"

We’re back, you bastards! We’ll break your legs! (HOOOOONK) Nah, we won’t. Just a cheeky Phoenix Nights reference, innit. But speaking of cheeky, there’s a little surprise in this episode that might well appall and offend! But hey, what else are we here for? Chatting about films, I suppose, and that’s what we’ve primarily done … Continue reading "Episode 35: Nearly Nine-Year Anniversary!"

Hullo, us again! We’ve only done another commentary, this time for Ivan Reitman’s 80s classic, Ghostbusters. Have a listen to our thoughts and approach to the movie Hullo, us again! We’ve only done another commentary, this time for Ivan Reitman’s 80s classic, Ghostbusters. Have a listen to our thoughts and approach to the movie, its … Continue reading "SPECIAL: “Ghostbusters” commentary!"

Yeah, you heard us. We’re back in black, mate. Well, black and very, very dark blue. You know, navy. I don’t – look, none of that matters. The fact is we’re done with horror, at cocking last, and we’re back to our usual business of discussing stuff we’ve recently seen and offering our perspectives on … Continue reading "Episode 34: Back in Black"

IT’S FINALLY OVER. Ken and Stu complete their 38 hour analysis of horror cinema with the truly wretched 10s, taking on remakes, legacy sequels and elevated horror in the process. Stu laments this woke world and takes things in all manner of, quite frankly, stupid directions, and Ken tries to bring him back on board … Continue reading "Episode 33: 10s Horror"

We haven’t been looking forward to this, frankly. Not one another’s company – that’s an unending pleasure – but recording this podcast about noughties horror, which you’ll soon come to understand is shit. In fact, instead of listening to the episode, why not simply make a five-hour-long fart noise? As opposed to the ten-year-long fart … Continue reading "Episode 32: 00s Horror"

Bleeding bastard hell, it’s been too long. After literal years of pandemic piss-taking, Ken and Stu are BACK and they’re here to give HORROR CINEMA the good, hard talking about that it needs. And also shagging it, somehow. Can you shag a concept? A conceptual shag. Hang on – I’m thinking of something – consumnate … Continue reading "Episode 31: 90s Horror"

BEEN AGES! Ken and Stu are back with all the hot new MCU takes, by which we mean Ken talks about the new shows quite reasonably while Stu has a fat, balding breakdown. What else is new?

Ken and Stu get weirdly serious and sincere. They also talk about cum. Obviously.

WOW! THAT WAS SORT OF QUICK-ISH?? Ken and Stu continue to catch up with recent bits and bobs, this time looking at Godzilla Vs. Kong along with a clutch of other fairly random things. I think they might get angry about Star Wars again. Christ, I hope not.

WHERE. HAVE. WE. BEEN? Oh, you know very well where we’ve been. Not sure if you noticed, genius, but there’s been a bloody, bleedin’ lockdown! Some sort of mad virus or summat!! Really, though, it’s a mystery. And we’re still not able to meet up to do proper podcast SESHES. Takes the piss really. But … Continue reading "Episode 27: Lockdown Catchup, Pt. 1"

WHY IS IT SO LONG?? The question on the minds of every Ken & Stu listener, not to mention Ken & Stu themselves. But it is, as ever it shall be, longer than Ken’s (mind how you go – Ed). Anyroad, atop the main event continuing their in-depth (and how!) breakdown of a decade of … Continue reading "Episode 26: 80s Horror"

BRITT EKLAND’S STUNT ARSE!! Ken and Stu are BACK (already!?) to bring the emotion in a thorough, thorough, THOROUGH examination of horror cinema’s most exciting decade – the 1970s! This one has it all! Laughter! Tears! The other things humans do! It’s also the longest episode ever at seven hours, seven minutes and seven seconds! … Continue reading "Episode 25: 70s Horror"

ARRRGH! YAAARGH! It’s Episode 24 (christ!) of The Ken & Stu Show, and our first deep dive into a decade of horror! Yes, we’ll be covering the 70s, 80s, 90s, 00s and 10s in upcoming podcasts! So if you don’t like horror… er… soz! Also our usual analysis of upcoming movies, incorporating Stu having a … Continue reading "Episode 24: 60s Horror"

PUNY GOD! Ken and Stu have only gone and recorded an audio commentary for Marvel Studios’ inaugural team-a-me-bobs, “Avengers”! Or “Avengers Assemble” if British. Which we are. #AvengeBrexit YES! IT IS OUT OF SYNC! We are aware of this, but we’re VERY NEW to recording commentaries! (In fact, if anyone can fix this for us, … Continue reading "SPECIAL: “Avengers” commentary!"

NO-ONE LIKES THE TUNA HERE!! Ken & Stu dig into several months’ worth of movies and TV they’ve consumed – mostly Ken, actually! He watches a lot of stuff! Also, they get into gear with the long-running Fast & Furious series, with the low-ride on EVERY SINGLE FILM! AAAARGH! WHY IS IT SO LOOOOOONG?!?

WE… ARE… INEVITABLE! It’s The Ken and Stu Show! We’re back, and this time we’re putting the Marvel Cinematic Universe to bed. Yes, it’s our endgame. And it’s, erm, Endgame! Also, Stu massively misinterprets a joke from the original Avengers in an insanely racist way!! Why not give it a listen? It’ll be a SNAP! … Continue reading "Episode 22: Podcast War, Pt. 3: Endgame"

WHAT’S AN EDITOR?? The Ken and Stu Show Episode 21 is FIVE HOURS AND FIFTY-SIX MINUTES of pure, uncondensed GUILTY PLEASURE! And that’s appropriate, because we are in fact choosing twenty more of our own guilty pleasures of cinema! SEE! Just how far the “guilty pleasure” definition can stretch! GLEE! As Ken and Stu talk … Continue reading "Episode 21: Guilty Pleasures II"

It’s Christmas time! There are myriad reasons to be afraid! Ken and Stu’s ridiculously overlong podcast returns with a special Christmas-themed hodgepodge of holiday drivel!   THRILL to Ken and Stu’s discussion of upcoming movies we’re excited about! Become SHRILL over Stu’s uncanny ability to recognise the nude bodies of actors! Then DRILL into an … Continue reading "Episode 20: Merry Christmas"