This Week’s Kamentary Jared’s new contract beast Kamen Rider X Dungeon Crawler Carl, again Survive: Shippu Advent Card GuldThunder and his Mirror Tentacles The Turkey Grand Slam A romantic stroll on the beach Drawing F6 Ridercules Women with agency The Toku Dress Rider Group Chat How to make a terrible show Tropasatsu: Out of Character is Serious Business Head Dildo Kamen Rider Kiva Rat Face Worry by proxy Tezuka’s backstory Saito Yuchi Kitaoka’s deflection Ho-oh’s flavor Goro-chan get’s a new nickname Next Time: Destiny comes calling Theme Song: BFF by P1Harmony   Email: kamentarytrack@gmail.com Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

This Week’s Kamentary Dungeon Crawler Carl Are You Afraid of the Dark Universe Sike A late rhino Boring Morals The Jun Perspective Ass, or lack there of Auntie can’t lie Cult of the Lamb Green Juice, again Tropasatsu: Brick Joke Duty of Care The Thesis Statement Form and Content Jared gets what he wants, sort of The Kanzaki House Dual Contracts Burned by Agito Next Time: A Raia insight into Tezuka Theme Song: Square Up by Ab6ix   Email: kamentarytrack@gmail.com Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

This Week’s Kamentary Time marches on, more, again Digimon Story: Time Stranger A good CG fight Shinji’s shrill Tropasatsu: Blood Knight A sad rhino Dukes of Hazzard The Battle for Ren’s Soul Nomenclature, more, again Reiko knows stuff Boyfriend matching Symbolic Chess Metalgelas’ cart Cannibalism Picture Film Some methods of stress release A conflict of interest Ineffective cops, more, again Foreshadowing, more, again Biblical intent, disambiguation Next Time: There’s rhino more running for anyone Theme Song: Good Boy Gone Bad by TXT   Email: kamentarytrack@gmail.com Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

This Week’s Kamentary ·         Episode 100?! ·         Fan Mail ·         Show Fizz International Edition ·         Shin ·         Hongo Takeshi, Midorikawa Ruriko ·         Spider Aug ·         A few scene for scene recreations ·         Shin Kamen Rider 1, not your parents’ Kamen Rider ·         Professor Midorikawa ·         Prana ·         An interesting contingency measure ·         Schadenfreude ·         Ichiro and K ·         Ichimonji Hayato ·         Tachibana and Taki ·         S.H.O.C.K.E.R. ·         Tropasatsu: Fun with Acronyms ·         The Disney distress signal ·         Bat Aug ·         Robot racism ·         Bug disambiguation ·         Bat viruses in the time of COVID ·         Helmet physics ·         A Rocket Bike ·         Scorpion Aug, and a mostly pointless scene ·         Branding ·         Wasp Aug ·         Lesbians ·         The many facets of Hideaki Anno ·         The return of war crime bullets ·         Mixed signals ·         Ruriko’s questionable origins ·         The Habitat, or Anno’s gonna Anno ·         German Expressionism, more, again ·         Pariphalyzing ·         Shin Kamen Rider 2 ·         The meta origins of Ichimonji Hayato, Kamen Rider 2 ·         A solution to a problem we didn’t know existed ·         S.H.O.C.K.E.R. brainwashing ·         K.K. Aug, Stabby Boi ·         Late arrival backstory ·         Locust Aug ·         Defensive Wheelieing ·         Unexplained EMPs ·         Kamen Rider 0 ·         The Titanic door ·         The unofficially announced Sequel ·         So many ratings ·         Thank so much for your support Next Time: Ren is still a tsundere bitch Theme Song: Hands Up by 2PM Email: kamentarytrack@gmail.com Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

Due to several minor inconviences episode 100 will be delayed 1 more week. In the meantime, here is our coverage of Kamen Rider Gavv episode 1 from our Patreon archives. This Episode’s Kamentary ·         Inoue Shoma ·         Color Palettes ·         Rapid depressurization ·         Shoma pulls a Shoichi ·         Terminal velocity ·         Truck-kun, more, again ·         Wear your seatbelt ·         Inoue Michiru ·         Karakida Hanto ·         A lack of tact ·         Gochizo ·         Gavvs ·         Body Horror ·         Unusual points of connection ·         Big creepy vibes ·         More safety tips ·         Granute Hound ·         Kamen Rider Gavv ·         Meeseeks ·         What makes a monster? ·         An amazing fight scene ·         The Vroocan Buggy ·         Kicking Gummy Assist ·         Big O ·         Amane Sachika ·         A peak episode Next Time: Episode 100! For real. Hopefully. Theme song: Sugar Rush Ride by TXT

This Week’s Kamentary Chessons on Duolingo Jun’s redemption, sort of The least observant hostage taker Auntie’s secret side hustle Tezuka goes full pick me girl Shinji’s X-men power Okubo’s power trip What not to do in a hostage situation German Expressionism, more, again Tear Gas, maybe Familial Shinji A Rider Jamboree Sword Vent: VenoSaber The best kind of correct Confine Vent Gai Vent Final Vent: Veno Crash Tropasatsu: Hoist on Your Own Petard Jun, Chaos Goblin A lot of Advent Cards Next Time: Episode 100?! Theme Song: Zoo by Red Velvet   Email: kamentarytrack@gmail.com Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

This Week’s Kamentary Cody’s new hobby Jared’s birthday Avenue Q The Z-Axis, more, again Several innuendos Tropasatsu: Even Evil has Standards Atori’s employment crisis Tezuka v Auntie Accountability Yui’s disappearance A quick recap of our riders so far The metaphysics of the Mirror World, or lack thereof Kamen Rider Ohja, a very tall rider Okubo’s decision process Japanese army surplus stores, apparently Goro-chan’s reflexes Jun’s redemption, sort of Eddie’s Kitchen, again Puppy protags Cops are useless Roast Newt Not how any of this works Next Time: It’s like a zoo up in here Theme Song: Pretty Psycho by Purple Kiss   Email: kamentarytrack@gmail.com Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

This Week’s Kamentary Hot Yoga Ren’s mental collapse Amazonia Jill Tropasatsu: Screw Destiny Rider sleeping arrangements Gelnewt An ineffective interrogation Warhammer 40k, more, again Old reliable Wholesome buddy cops Ren’s continued gay panic Mechanical slime Double puppets Asakura Takashi Wrong opinions Next Time: Things get a little crazy Theme Song: In My Head by Stray Kids   Email: kamentarytrack@gmail.com Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

This Week’s Kamentary A proud dad moment Primitive War Kamen Rider Zeztz Abbott and Costello The MST3k Mantra Tsundere Ren, again The taste of Barium A Digi-bomb Amaryllis Twitcharles The customer service dream Now for something completely different A Kamen subplot Jun’s kink Tropasatsu: Mundane Made Awesome Straining credulity, maybe Stoogery, more, again Let it be dumb Another Digi-bomb Very durable trading cards Wiskraken, again Kraken flavor Next Time: Axolotl more brooding Theme Song: Glitch Mode by NCT Dream   Email: kamentarytrack@gmail.com Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

This Week’s Kamentary The Bazaar, more, again Pokémon, more, again Jed’s favorite rider Kamen Rider Gai Okubo’s health, or lack thereof Hypocrisy Yet another new university Tropasatsu: Prop Recycling Questionable Jealousy Ren’s got issues Hatchet Man Matrix club Tekko-Gaki The Rusted Metal District Shinji makes a new friend iHacking Shibaura Jun Bakraken and Wiskraken Strike Vent: Metal Horn Metalgelas Final Vent: Heavy Pressure Horny Ping Pong Next Time: And now time for something completely different Theme Song: The Game by PENTAGON   Email: kamentarytrack@gmail.com Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack Follow Jed’s X-Men read through: https://bsky.app/profile/jedreads.bsky.social

This Week’s Kamentary Life under the sea Discovery Cove Orlando The Alien Franchise A very elaborate ruse The trial of Ren The Summer Hikaru Died A Zoolander photoshoot A glaring omission A strange occurrence Ren’s Jealousy Candy gram Poor Communication Kills JUNRetsu An even more elaborate ruse Object permanence, or lack thereof A familiar prank Jed’s AO3 still doesn’t exsist Guard Vent: Wingwall The taste of mischief A different type of coin fortune Next Time: It’s all fun and games until someone breaks out a flail and tekko-gaki Theme Song: Thunderous by Stray Kidz   Email: kamentarytrack@gmail.com Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

This Week’s Kamentary The Legend of Bagger Vance and The Bhagavad Gita Live Action One Piece, more, again “Brothers” Geocities and Angelfire Jed’s AO3 fanfic does not exist Tezuka Miyuki Tropasatsu: The Casandra French spelling How will Shinji and Goro-chan bond? Ren doesn’t explain anything La Croque Twisted Metal vs. The Fate series Kamen Rider Raia “Artistic Liberty” Swing Vent: Evil Whip and Copy Vent Advent decks, again Deadlemur Evil Diver and Final Vent: Hide Venom Shoot Vent: Gigacannon and Guard Vent: Gigarmor Advent decks, more, again A curse worse than death What lawyer tastes like Evil Stingrays Next Time:  Why communication is important. Theme Song: Reverse by Treasure   Email: kamentarytrack@gmail.com Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

This Week’s Kamentary Superman A transition? Common opinions Rules of the road The common denominator Chemistry, or lack there of Nakamura Hajime German expressionism, more, again Tropasatsu: Locked Room Mystery A lot of flashback The room where it happed +2 Tatake counter (10) What happened to Shinji Journalistic integrity Bug tits Shameless plug Beetle vs Shrimp BPM Regretful rankings Levels of believability Next Time: A quarter for Ren’s thoughts Theme Song: Breakthrough by TWICE   Email: kamentarytrack@gmail.com Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

This Week’s Kamentary Battle Royale Special Edition and HIGH&LOW: The Movie Tropasatsu: Macross Missile Massacre Amnesia, again Analog Television Seimeiin University Reiko’s Blacklist The titular train car The fawn response Ren’s daily life Shinji’s iconic shirt Weekly World News An obvious cover-up Crab Tunnel The worst thug A bad place to have an affair How libraries work Zenobiter Power Drifting Professor Ejima Tsutomu Shinji had a plan Sweet Baby Ray’s Creepy Crawlers and Doctor Dreadful’s Food Lab Terabiter So many nickles Ogawa Eri Hairy Eyes Next Time: Memoires of a Tsundere Theme Song: Memories by RIIZE   Email: kamentarytrack@gmail.com Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

This Week’s Kamentary Kamen Rider Zeztz Patreon Plug Shinji’s abs Kitaoka’s goal Auntie’s retirement Obvious set up is obvious Paisley Bubbles Goro-chan Shinji breaks down Tropasatsu: Soap Opera Disease Jed’s vindication, sort of Inoue, more, again The cutest little plot device German Expressionism, again Jealousy HIPPA laws, or lack there of How to build Shinji Magnugiga Final Vent: End of the World Price of admission Next Time: Familiar ground Theme Song: Dumb Dumb by Red Velvet   Email: kamentarytrack@gmail.com Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

This Week’s Kamentary Delicious in Dungeon Pokémon, more, again Bringing a sword to a gun fight Plot reasons for later Ren’s smell What Shimada does with her free time Wonces and winces How to solve a snoring roommate Okubo’s motivation, maybe Wildboarder Kamen Rider Cerberus The answer to everything in this episode The later reason for earlier plot Awkward silence Pseudo backstory Working attire The gayest thing Tropasatsu: Tsundere Plot relevant does not mean not-plot contrived Model airplanes A very specific type of gay man Flaccid cannons Averages Next Time: Why would you do that? Why would you do any of that? Theme Song: Outlaw by ATEEZ   Email: kamentarytrack@gmail.com Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

This Week’s Kamentary The most Floridian experience Proper levels of company subsidized living Kitaoka and Goro-chan’s relationship A frog with a mohawk Tsubaki, again Auntie’s boundaries. Or lack there of Kitaoka’s sexuality Shimada’s fashion Is Okubo hot? A date Kitaoka’s motivation. Or lack there of The truth An unusual slur “Roommates” A carrot sculpture Tropasatsu: Shirtless Scene Warhammer 40k, more, again The fate of Omori’s animals The flavor of Zebraskull Getting scissored. Not like that. Next Time: Is stupidity a crime? Theme Song: Sugar Daddy from Hedwig and the Angry Inch, performed by Neil Patrick Harris   Email: kamentarytrack@gmail.com Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

This Week’s Kamentary YouTube favorites Zebraskull Iron and it’s death whiny Kamen Rider Zolda Ryo fashion Fire safety, or lack there of Okubo’s fashion choices New head cannon Inoue’s return Kanzaki Sanako, Auntie Crayfish husbandry A cinematographical choice Kitaoka Shuichi Suit acting, disambiguated Acceptable levels of crazy Auntie’s feelings about Shinji Kitaoka’s philosophies Yura Goro-Chan We have Hikawa at home Zebraskull Bronze Tropasatsu: BFG Next Time: Zolda shoots his shot Theme Song: whistle by BLACKPINK   Email: kamentarytrack@gmail.com Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

This Week’s Kamentary The Alters The Tatake counter Crab Battle Guard Defense: Shelldefense Dark City When to make the phone call Convenience, ad nauseum Plot contrivances Shinji noises Reiko goes full journalist They’re really with the crabs A very cool art installation Missing Context Sound effects budget Rules, maybe Another cool fight location Nasty Vent Final Vent: Scissor’s Attack Tropasatsu: Death by Irony The original plan for Ryuki Volcancer Rolls The most suspicious behavior Yui has ever seen Zebra v Big Bad Beetle Borg A lot to rank Next Time: An unexpected return Theme Song: Bite Back by THE BOYZ   Email: kamentarytrack@gmail.com Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

This Week’s Kamentary Our YouTube Algorithms Volcancer The cost of Disney Tickets Written in Infirmity Sudo Masashi Criming Trigun, more, again Wasp Fountain, again Kamen Rider Scissors Tropasatsu: Good colors, bad colors Ren is the best investigative journalist Jared eat’s his words What happens to isekaied Kamen Rider characters A very obvious trap German Expressionist Film Strike Vent: Scissorspinch Guard Vent: Dragshield, a chicken shield Cask of Amontillado Next Time: Ryuki’s in a real pinch Theme Song: The King by VIXX   Email: kamentarytrack@gmail.com Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack