Welcome to The HockeySport Podcast first and hopefully last playoff predictions episode! Win your hockey pool, impress your friends and re-mortgage your condo (I did!) on these can't miss prognostications.  We go through ever team in the NHL's 242nd annual "Tournament for that Sweet Bowl®". We've travelled from the Salty Lakes of Quebec City to the vast water-starved deserts of Scottsdale Arizona to thumb the pulse of the hockey world. So join us as we dissect: The new, better, more fuckable Ryan Smith Quebecers rejoice, your team has returned! Scratch that, the Mormons called dibs, sorry Quebec Joson Robertson, local hero (Boston sucks) And introducing the Banff BANFF, and their mascot THE BANFF And one or two more things maybe. I dunno

The HockeySport Podcast is broadcasting LIVE from YXX, gate 23a. Be there with us at the exact moment that Phil Kessel touches down into Canuck land and hear what hockey's greatest Phil-ride thinks of about the jewel of the Fraser Valley! We've got wall-to-wall coverage of everything PHIL! Plus, the in-depth and totally not-deranged coverage of the hockey world you've come to expect. This episode, we'll be deep diving into: BC's weed-fueled super-youngsters How to fix the Columbus Blue Jackets with only minimal scaldings The definitive word on the #Freetheskate initiative. We promise A Mike Modano story that is timely and very relevant AND... The shocking proof the Quinn Hughes is in fact, super Canadian So save up your 2042 first round picks, because this is a podcast that won't take the inevitable swallowing up of coastal North America by climate induced sea-level-rise for an answer!

Welcome to the HockeySport Podcast All-star weekend extravaganza! We're are the only podcast that isn't broadcasting from Toronto, because we made a promise to our listens and we keep our word. This episode, we unpack the most important stories in hockey, nay, the world! So join us as we discuss the new all-star skills format, the PWHL's flagrant east-coast bias, and a million more stories directly pandering to you, the best fans in the world. And, don't miss our endless Fan-Votes!   Note: this episode must be listened to only once the Oilers win streak is over. Hide it away and uncork it when joy is back in the world and the birds once again sing. It's the only way out of this hell.  

Brought to you in league-mandated adherence to board of governors’ adopted corporate values, it's the HockeySport Podcast! In this heavily redacted episode, your loyal hosts will be covering all the biggest stories of the 2023-24 NHL regular season. And for the first time ever, this episode is 100% guaranteed to not stand for or believe in anything. No causes, no special jerseys and certainly no acts of dissent against the all powerful authority of the NHL! So buckle in for league approved stories, including: The utopic post-racism society that the NHL has created through a mere pinch Orwellian doublethink The Oilers 100% definite and fully deserved path from last place to Stanley Cup glory The annual rounding up and quartering of the cowards and traitors Jim Rutherford and Patrik Allvin clapping bombs and breaking knees with special guest, the unnamed threatening muscle of the National Hockey League!

Thank you for attending our First Annual "Welcome New Fans Symposium". It's so great to see new fans from Las Vegas, Raleigh, Dallas, and Sunrise who have made the trip. The NHL is so so so very happy you're here and ready to become Hockey's newest super fans! Don't forget to wear your I.D. badges and we'd like to kindly remind our friends from Vegas either lay of that Sweet Nevada Cactus or at least pass that shit around. This symposium will cover all the hottest stories that a fresh-faced new fan needs to know, including: Does the Stanley Cup really exist? Should we ever talk about Bedard again or is he dead to us? The Top 7 most dastardly plans by the NHL's resident super villain, Alex Pietrangelo 5 Tech tips for Refs struggling to get back to their home screen on their iPads And, due to a clerical error, we completely forgot to talk about the Maple Leafs, so don't tune in for that if that's what your looking for.

This is your chance to join the HockeySport Podcast's various letter writing campaigns to fix the NHL one tea stained parchment at a time. In this, our 39th episode spectacular, we'll be sending handwritten, tear stained notes to all your favourite stars, including: Gary Bettman (and anyone with the name or email Gary Bettman) Ryan Reynolds, owner of the sooner to be re-relocated Ottawa Canucks (Trust us this will work) Blake Lively Future Connor Bedard teammate Rasmus Andersson Bo Horvat (MLS® Number: R2754679) The Boston Bruins' Mascot "The Villain" 2011 Conn Smyth Winner Raffi Torres

The HockeySport Podcast is proud to present the world's first hockey podcast written entirely by Chat_DMT. This episode we tackle all the latest issues in the hockey world and all of the hockey world that we're late to tackle. Including: "The Rise and Fall of the Third Atlanta Franchise" "The Vancouver Canucks; history's worst built tank" "The Staal Brothers: famously against dudes in pairs" "Key regular season's statistics that will matter in the playoffs. (Hint: there are none)" "What did we all do deserve this Bruins team?" Plus, one lucky listener will win a .zip file or e-transfer of all our unreleased, unrecorded episodes! So, come break on through with us on a wild recap of the hockey world that is sure to give you acid flashbacks for years to come.

What's the secret to eternal life? Boiled Hotdogs, Milk in Bags, and T3 lines. At least that's according to the fittest and most everlasting NHL players. Join us for our senior citizen special, dedicated to the immortal and still kicking-ass Steve Wochy, who's 99 years young!  On this episode of the HockeySport Podcast, we've got health tips from Chara, Marchand, Kessel and all the other players that are going to somehow outlive you. We dive into the NHL Trade Deadline, The Calgary Flames unlikely mascot (who isn't a human torch) and the Arizona Coyotes new home at the Arizona State University Library's Applebee's! Plus the Olympics happened, finally answering the age old question of "if a tree falls in the woods but it doesn't have NHL players, does it make a sound". Plus, we might mention the Canucks once or constantly! Enjoy.   

Are you an NHL player bummed to be missing your chance at Olympic glory? Follow our easy step-by-step guide to joining your brethren on Team Canada and bringing home the Gold. And all you have to do is be dead for a little while! Plus 6 other brilliant options for deceiving the NHL that will leave Gary Bettman scratching his head while your biting on gold (cause they do that for some reason). Plus we dive deep into the world of HockeySport, with thrilling, clickable, flavor-packed stories, including: "The New York Islanders: Better or Worse than the dumpster fire 2012 LA Kings?" "Are the Oilers Copying the Flames by Copying the Canucks?" "7 nice compliments for the 7 shittiest, most embarrassing,  laughing-stock teams in the NHL" "Expectations soar! The Canucks five-peat could become a seven-peat" And so so much more more!    

When there's shocking breaking news in the world of the Canucks, we're there to bring you all the details. When that shocking breaking news turn out to be a load of progandic bollocks, you better believe we'll be the only one's bringing you the truth. Don't believe your eyes or your ears, Jim Benning is still the GM of the Vancouver Canucks. In this *emergency pod*, we're covering all the ups and downs in the craziest week in Canuck, nay, NHL history. Bruce Boudreau (sp?) is in, Travis Green is out. Jim Benning is out, but still controlling everything from a shadowy realm no other journalsportists dare to tread.  Join us if you dare.

Join us for our least stressful episode yet! How could you possibly be stressed about the 2021-22 NHL season when you have our assurances that the Canucks will and in some sense already have brought home the Stanley cup. So Relax. Don't stress. Close your eyes. Breath in, buy out. Breath in, buy out. It's all going to work out. The Canucks will win the Cup this year. Give in to the Borg Amalgamation that is the Columbus Blue Jackets. Follow your Captain Phillip Kessel.  Fear not the Con-air Mc-David, who has certainly peaked. Think not of the Lightning, for they have been relegated. Stress not about the Kraken, for they have been moved to Honolulu. The Canuck five-peat starts now. Chant with us: Oliverekmanlarsson. Oliverekmanlarsson. Grab a Danish and enjoy our newest episode.

You ask, we deliver - it’s our Fantasy Playoff Preview! The number one question we get, (besides where can I buy what you two are smoking?) is “what are your fantasy hockey predictions?? Well hold onto you beards, it’s finally happening. Everything you need to know about the world of Fantasy hockey. And what a strange mythical world it is. Saddle-up and join us as we go series by series and discuss: How will the Avalanche get past Jason Biggington and The Blues? What’s the over-under of Marchand-Chara licks per 60? Can any amount of trained Panthers stop and back-from-the-dead Kucherov? Top 3 films from Sean Avery’s new and thriving porn company. And to top it off, a breakdown of the North division so in-depth you’ll be frozen solid with ice cold Canadian hockey knowledge. Stay tuned!

With the playoffs right around the corner, we've got the full rundown of everything you need to know about all the playoff teams. You heard right, we're not going to talk about the Canucks. No sir. We've really branched out. Full coverage! We promise. Okay, maybe a little about the Canucks. But then it's straight into the team fighting for Lord Stanley's mug! That's all we care about and we're bringing it right to you. All eyes on the playoff teams. Full steam ahead! Islanders. Wild. Hurricanes. Yessir.  We're dying to talk about the #Canes. Try and stop us! Full playoff coverage or your money back! Brace yourselves for too much information about the Canes. You ever heard of Teuvo Teräväinen? Cause we sure have. You're going to be screaming "please stop saying such interesting things about Teuvo Teräväinen". But we won't stop. We're that commited. You're welcome.   But first up Canucks vs. Flames

Breaking down all your favourite traitors, it's our trade deadline, totally-not-belated special. And we can guarantee this year's tradepocalypse deadline special has %50 less trades and %50 more %50 retained salaries! Join us as we finally determine which team found that crucial missing piece on their way to Stanley Cup glory. Could it be: Anthony Mantha to the Florida Manthers Erik Good-trade-son showing that he can still bring that 7th round magic Adam Gaudette giving everyone BC Bud lover plenty of reasons to get highmore San Jose poised to bring the cup the Cayman Islands for the first time and the Toronto Maple Leafs falling horribly short in the coveted Ben-Hutton-sweep-stakes They tell us every year that this is the trade deadline, and yet every year, here we are. Now pray to god with us that this is our last trade deadline episode. For Gaudette's sake. End it.

For the first time ever, we are broadcasting live during both the Canucks’ offseason and the trade deadline.  Every Canucks fans’ two favourite times of year happening at once! And just because it’s been a busy deadline with rumours flying everywhere doesn’t mean we’re not going shut everything the fuck down. We’re covering all the biggest stories on Canada’s 3rd favourite holiday, the trade deadline. Stay tuned for hard hitting stories, such as: The Flames core-swap and stylish new toupee Why does Taylor Hall like losing so much? The Leafs seeking their team's first ever Stanley Cup Waves of uncontrollable panic The return of the 2011 Canucks And a friendly reminder that the Canucks are done. The Franchise is over. The league is going to fold. Nothing matters. Enjoy the episode!

With rampant crime at an all-time high in the NHL, the HockeySport Podcast is the long hard slew-foot of the law this league desperately needs. Join us as we bring the biggest criminals in the NHL to justice, busting wide open huge cases including: The Binnington Attempted Murders The Sutter Gene Cloning Scandal The Sidney Crosby Ponzi Scheme The Numerous bizarre criminal acts of the Florida Men on the Panthers and Lightning The Blackhawks Breaking and Entering the Playoff Race The Buffalo Sabres missing person case It’s our crime … and subsequent possible punishment special! And as always, Jake Virtanen! Because he’s ALWAYS been here.  And, as you know, all work and no play makes Jake an untradable apparition doomed to haunt the Canucks for eternity.

Wait! Wait! Don’t unsubscribe! Hear us out. We may just be the Canucks last hope. Join us in the latest episode of the HockeySport Podcast as we go full villain in a last ditch effort to restore balance in the HockeySport universe. Heroically broadcasting amidst devastating Canuck disappointment and autocratic assassination attempts, the HockeySport Hosts are back to discuss the most contentious NHL season in recorded history. Get up to date in the world of HockeySport with these daring acts of JournalSport, including: Which dictator’s kill lists are we on now Adding up Jake Virtanen’s No. 5 Orange bar tab Reviewing Vancouver's newest radio station: 1040 Traffic The best hockey inspired dishes to serve at the parties you better not be having right now Completely skipping over the Laine-Dubois trade More rehashing of the 2011 Stanley Cup Final The Seattle Kraken’s Leaked New Mascot: “Big Red Salmon the Big Red Salmon” All this, and maybe one or two other good segments, but even that’s generous, let’s be honest.

Welcome to the new and improved Dupont Chemicals™ HockeySport Podcast, presented by our benevolent sponsor Dupont Chemicals™. All the insightful and groundbreaking hockey coverage, now pest and weed resistant! Broadcasting from a remote undisclosed location in the New Scotia North™ Division, the HockeySport team is back for Season 4 of our medical mal-practice award winning series. Join Dan and Steve as the voyage into the strange and unknown world of Pandemic Regular Season Hockey, diving into the most unsterilized stories gripping the hockeysport world, including: What’s in Evander Kane’s taxes? Which Canadian Team’s roster will ascend to political office by the end of the season? Why is Buffalo taking a year off and setting up a home dartboard? How does Joe Thornton even wear a mask? Plus, say hello to this week’s guest, Dallas Star Captain Jamie Benn.

The HockeySport Podcast is back. We took a hiatus for much of 2020, which we spent, you guessed it, travelling the world spreading the love of hockey! But now we're back by popular demand (of the ministry of health of Bolivia) and ready hit the 2021 NHL season like a 104° fever. In this exclusive teaser episode, hosts Dan and Steve send the year 2020 into the shallow unmarked grave that it deserves. Join them as they explain why exactly 2020 sucked for every single team (except The Sabres for obvious reasons). We'll cover all of the hottest issues in the world of Hockey, including: Are the Flames the new 2015 Canucks? Now that the Bruins are done, will they relocate? Is it possible to have sympathy for the Blackhawks? Do we have to pay attention to the 3 other NHL divisions? Will Vegas ever recover from their P.T.S.Demko? And remember, this is just a teaser.  So get ready to be teased, you noodle-armed little weiner-mobile.

Are we dead? Is this heaven?  Well it can’t be heaven because the Bruins are here, but we’ll take it. It’s time for the first ever Summer-Playoff-Pandemic-Bubble HockeySport Podcast. Who else is down to do this every year?  Join the HockeySport Hosts on a Wild journey through the Playoffifying rounds. We can guarantee all our predictions for the qualifying rounds will (and have already) come true or your money back. So sit back in your isolated, hermetically sealed hockey bubbles because we’re hot on the trail of the stories that matter to you, such as: What type of poison does Matthew Tkachuk use on his skate blades? Which of Matt Duchene's many curses is most evil?  Who did Tim Horton have to kill to get to the top? Does Quinn Hughes have braces? What can’t Chris Tanev break with his one remaining tooth? And… are we still talking about milk? And don’t forget to enter our contest to win a sarcastic pre-recorded shout out, cause you're soooo greeaaaaat and you toooootally deserve it.