Our intrepid explorers begin their quest. But who is throwing rocks at them? And who exactly are the warrior Monks protecting?
Can you cope with more excitement than is medically recommended?
Written and perfomed by Anthony Keetch
(c) Anthony Keetch 2025
The first episode of Sir Desmond Stirling’s 1950s tale of the quest for the Yeti!
Playboy adventurer Charles, Viscount de Bourbon a Bisquit and Dr Greenford Wimpybar are commissioned by wealthy heiress Diamanté Baconburger to capture an Abominable Snowman. Is this a good idea…?
Written and performed by Anthony Keetch
(C) Anthony Keetch 2025
Frau Perchta is coming to town!
But has Sir Desmond been naughty or nice?
The bowel-clenching final episode!
Written and performed by Anthony Keetch
(c) Anthony Keetch 2024
Another Santa is dead! World-renowned adventurer and spooky yarnsmith Sir Desmond Stirling investigates... but are those sleighbells or the clanging chimes of doom?
And who or what is Stan?
Written and Performed by Anthony Keetch
(c) Anthony Keetch 2024
Sir Desmond Stirling - best-selling author of Satanic chillers - recounts the time he donned the wellies to investigate the mysterious deaths of department store Father Christmasses.
Who is offing the erstaz St Nicks and why? Is the killer simply wreaking revenge for not getting the railway set they wanted - or is the reason lost in the legends of long ago...?
Sir Desmond Stirling is written and performed by Anthony Keetch
(c) Anthony Keetch 2024
Christmas stocking? More like Christmas shocking!
Is the late Reverend Maestri really haunting Scarhelldeath Hall? If so, what will it take to expunge his ghostly ghastly presence?
Sir Desmond Stirling is written and performed by Anthony Keetch
(c) Anthony Keetch 2023
Sir Desmond Stirling has awoken to find a glowing monstrosity in front of him. Is it really the spectre of The Reverend Dougal Maestri returned from beyond the grave to exact revenge? Is Sir Desmond's bottom safe from the swish of the spook's cane?
Sir Desmond Stirling is written and performed by Anthony Keetch
(c) Anthony Keetch 2023
Sir Desmond Stirling - horror author and bon vivant - returns to his alma mater in the sleepy Scottish village of Kilcarcass to hand out prizes. But he finds something even worse than Latin prep and cold porridge - a ghost!
Sir Desmond Stirling is written and perfomed by Anthony Keetch
(c) Anthony Keetch 2023
Sir Desmond Stirling - best-selling author of Satanic chillers - discusses the uncanny legend of the Nuns of Gavarone...
Written and Performed by Anthony Keetch
(c) Anthony Keetch 2023
The Coves in Black episode 8 - the nail-biting conclusion!
Sir Desmond and the Major are seemingly prisoners in the secret base underneath Whitehall. Our hero has had enough of being baffled - he demands answers! But will he get them? Will we?
Sir Desmond Stirling is written & performed by Anthony Keetch
(c) Anthony Keetch 2023
The Coves in Black episode 7!
Who has barged uninvited into Sir Desmond’s bathroom? Is his personal privacy a thing of the past now? And the people of Quigley Godfrey…? Where on Earth - or indeed off Earth - are they, and are they all having their bottoms probed?
Sir Desmond Stirling is written & performed by Anthony Keetch
(c) Anthony Keetch 2023
The Coves in Black episode 6!
We last left Sir Desmond under attack from the Coves in Black. Has he survived? Has he been abducted by aliens again? Is his posterior unscathed?
Sir Desmond Stirling is written & performed by Anthony Keetch
c) Anthony Keetch 2023
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The Coves in Black episode 5!
Atop the Devil’s Ballsack, Sir Desmond confronts both Mavis Peebles and the Coves in Black! But which can he trust?
And what’s that in the sky…?
Sir Desmond Stirling is written & performed by Anthony Keetch
(c) Anthony Keetch 2023
Who are the Coves in Black?
Where is Quigley Godfrey?
Who is Mavis Peebles?
What is the Devil's Ballsack?
Will Sir Desmond find the answers to these questions? Will he tell us if he does?
Sir Desmond Stirling is written and performed by Anthony Keetch
(c) Anthony Keetch 2023
Sir Desmond has learned under hypnosis that he was kidnapped and rudely probed by aliens!
Now he wants answers... but from whom?
And who are the Coves in Black who are following him?
Sir Desmond Stirling is written and performed by Anthony Keetch
(c) Anthony Keetch 2023
Hypnotised by the strange Professor Tintenfisch, Sir Desmond Stirling relives that fateful night... but will he like what he finds...?
WARNING: Contains scenes of uninvited rectal rummaging.
Sir Desmond Stirling is written and performed by Anthony Keetch
(c) Anthony Keetch 2023
While drunkenly staring at the sky one night to see a meteor storm, Sir Desmond Stirling - best-selling scribe of spine-tingling yarns - has a disquieting flashback to something disturbing… but what? What on earth could possibly spook a war hero like that?
If it was from Earth…
Sir Desmond Stirling is written & performed by Anthony Keetch
(c) Anthony Keetch 2023
Sir Desmond Stirling - author, playboy and ambassador for nudism - anticipates the annual Christmas visit of those tiresome and self-righteous ghosts.
Sir Desmond Stirling Is written and performed by Anthony Keetch
(c) Anthony Keetch 2022