We’re full post-concert vibes this week, whānau - so things get a little unhinged... There’s something we’re now always taking with us when we travel, plus we talk about what you got paid pocket money for, and the worst chores to do. Apparently, adult pacifiers are now a thing, Gracie’s got a new favourite show, Caitlin has a book recommendation, annnnd Brodie has a bit of very chill - but very exciting - breaking news... PLUS, you can now watch the full version of our podcast each week on YouTube and Spotify!

Well, it turns out Mercury is in the microwave again - so prepare yourselves, team. Brodie has a new dress code that’s perfect for going from the conference to the club, Gracie explains what mankeeping is, the Boomers have done it again, and… are we too obsessed with home security cameras? Plus, Brodie actually did her homework (hehe). AND OH MY GOD - SEE YOU AT THE SHOWS!!!!

In the second and final Out of the Blue episode, Brodie opens up about having two procedures in just three weeks - and THAT incident in Paris. She shares her own out-of-the-blue health scare, and how having health insurance made all the difference to her.

On the show today: why the world’s running out of grass clippings, Justin Timberlake’s doing the bare minimum, and… how exactly do you wee? Plus, Brodie’s homework this week involves a Creature Cock - and we hatch a plan to launch a poo app!

Over the next two weeks, we’re bringing you something a little Out of the Blue, in partnership with Southern Cross Health Insurance. We’ve got two special bonus episodes exploring how life - and especially your health - can change in an instant. When it does, being prepared can make all the difference. In episode one, listener Eden joins us for a candid conversation about ovaries, situationships, and why having health insurance is so important to her.

Who knew a cheating CEO could get the world to stop yelling at each other - if only for a moment? We may spend an extended period of time making animal noises - badly. How do we feel about hanging up on people? Is it the ultimate family crime? Plus: aura farming finally has an official representative, and we examine the dangers of overly tight trousers.

The gals are all in one studio this week - and you know what that means… things get a little silly! We’re celebrating two birthday milestones, ChatGPT is giving Brodie the ick, and we’re bowing down to Charlize Theron. Plus: your wild flatting stories, a shout-out to the humble dairy, and the all-important question - how do you put your socks and shoes on? Also: an unscientific science experiment, the ethics of winking at work, and Caitlin’s new flatmate leaving carrot heads on the couch...

Kia ora e te whānau! This week on the show: why cash is still king, fart walks, and our attempts at being sexy. We’ve also got more details about our nationwide tour kicking off next month - and we show some love for dirty ol’ Dunners. Plus, what is it with men and their bloody bulging pockets!?

This week, we cross into Hunger Games territory as Jeff Bezos gives us yet another reason to loathe billionaires. Gracie has discovered a new way to enjoy motherhood - it involves EDM, and we are all HERE FOR IT. Caitlin and Gracie had never heard of a “wide-on”. They have now. We were shocked to learn a friend still uses sunbeds - and even more shocked that they’re still legal. Plus: WE RIDE AT DAWN! OK, not really... but we are going on tour in August. Stay tuned!!!

This week: a tribute to 'Mr Worldwise' himself, sexy underwear, toxic peeing habits, bribery, roundabouts - and whether or not kids should have birthday parties at pubs. Plus: what in God’s name are the World Gobbling Championships?

Kia ora e te whānau. This week on the show, Brodie is out sick - so you’ve got Caitlin and Gracie steering the ship! We discuss Caitlin’s te reo Māori journey and the importance of celebrating Matariki, and ask whether we're doing enough to protect our vulnerable young people from AI. There’s also the joy of solo weekends away… and even a touch of Bigfoot. Plus, we dive into why there should be more "pink sauce" on our soggy chips - and find out how Gracie feels about her new nickname.

We have some MINUTES. Brodie is here to report that Tinder is, in fact, alive and well. Did you know you can get your eyebrows laminated?! (Just not at Warehouse Stationery.) Our love affair with the country’s bakeries continues - and now we’re bringing butchers into the mix. How do you read your books… and swallow your pills? And how many failed WoFs does it take before it’s time to say goodbye to your car? (We’re not looking at you, Lemon. Promise, Caitlin.) Plus, Brodie gets left in the lurch when Caitlin and Gracie have to duck off a bit early. Who does she rustle up to step in as cover???

This week on the show, we celebrate the unsung hero of the hospitality industry: bakeries. Brodie’s had enough of bowls being used as plates, we decide it’s time to bring back boy bands, and we discover how fascinating woodpeckers are. There’s also a migraine hack, propaganda we’re not falling for, and a look back at how traumatising it was as a kid when the plug was pulled out of the bath. Plus, just how cool are we really?

On the show this week: we talk nipple piercings, sneaking out of home stories, and Caitlin’s sock fights. Plus, we weigh in on whether social media should be banned for under-16s, debate why killer whales need a rebrand, and uncover the correct ratio of tongue when going in for a kiss. Oh - and Gracie is gobsmacked by a surprising ‘key’ update.

We take a deep dive into patriarchal standards and explore how, far too often, the choices of women and girls are scrutinised more harshly than those of the perpetrators. It’s not about what they wore, what time they were out, or who they were talking to. Women and girls are entitled to live free, safe and happy lives. Gender should never determine one’s access to safety. We also put Jacinda Ardern’s famous ‘six teaspoons of Milo’ to the test - with surprising results. There’s a confronting moment as we revisit some of our worst Facebook statuses. WHO WERE WE? And should Caitlin change her emergency contact to her boyfriend? We put him to the test...

This week, we’ve got a problem with purée, it’s been a shocking week for wāhine in Aotearoa, and we break down everything you need to know about the Diddy trial that’s just kicked off. Plus, Gracie blesses us with some cute-as-shit bird names. We also chat about Mobland, CPR, sugar bugs, and a step-sibling story from Caitlin that had Brodie thinking about a dating scenario she’d definitely never want to be in - especially not with her mum involved. Also, a huge thanks to everyone who’s filled out our listener survey so far - we really appreciate you and all your feedback. If you haven’t done it yet, click here - you’ve still got one more week!

This week, we take a look at the role of independent broadcasters in politics (promise it’s sexier than it sounds), that Lady Gaga concert, the Met Gala, and sexy, sexy jobs. Plus: what is a cruciferous vegetable?! And why can’t we call our kids "Fanny"? Also: If you’ve ever wanted to share your thoughts on the podcast, you’re in luck! We’ve put together a short feedback survey that takes just a couple of minutes to complete. Your input will help us make the show even better. Click here to have your say. Ngā mihi nui!

The girls are back and in the same room together, which, as usual, means an added layer of hecticness. Gracie petitions to bring back the lanyard (though we’re not entirely sure it ever left?!). Brodie takes us on a Coachella deep dive. There's a rather unhinged conversation about zombies thrown into the mix. We learn about the dick wiggle. And, on the subject of petitions, we're bringing back pass the parcel - the adult version.

The girls are off on a well-deserved Easter/ANZAC break this week. They'll be back next week, but in the meantime, here are some classic LOL moments from last year - including Brodie’s campaign to bring back Nickelback, Caitlin’s ‘F**k you, Brian’ dating disaster, and that time Tegan stood on the scales naked and then posted it on social media… Enjoy!

Today on the show... it’s pre-Brochella, you’re doing what with hotel sheets, and do you remember your first poke?! Plus, we chat about why kids' musical recorders should be cancelled, moons and charging crystals, and why it’s time to bring back TV ads.