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The Funky Panther

Chad, Tim, Javier

203 episodes

3 weeks ago

Send us a text This ain’t your grandma’s podcast recap. After five long-ass years and 200 episodes of pure chaotic energy, The Funky Panther boys are still talkin’ shit, takin’ names, and accidentally jacking off crickets (don’t ask). In this “farewell-but-not-really” dumpster fire of nostalgia, we look back at the beer-soaked beginnings, roast our old intros, and get weirdly emotional over CPAP machines and robot vacuums. Chad announces he’s ditching the mic for married life and adulting — R...

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Send us a text This ain’t your grandma’s podcast recap. After five long-ass years and 200 episodes of pure chaotic energy, The Funky Panther boys are still talkin’ shit, takin’ names, and accidentally jacking off crickets (don’t ask). In this “farewell-but-not-really” dumpster fire of nostalgia, we look back at the beer-soaked beginnings, roast our old intros, and get weirdly emotional over CPAP machines and robot vacuums. Chad announces he’s ditching the mic for married life and adulting — R...

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Society & Culture

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Episodes (20/203)

The Funky Panther

200 F*ckin' Episodes Later: CPAPs, Crickets, and Cream of the Cock

Send us a text This ain’t your grandma’s podcast recap. After five long-ass years and 200 episodes of pure chaotic energy, The Funky Panther boys are still talkin’ shit, takin’ names, and accidentally jacking off crickets (don’t ask). In this “farewell-but-not-really” dumpster fire of nostalgia, we look back at the beer-soaked beginnings, roast our old intros, and get weirdly emotional over CPAP machines and robot vacuums. Chad announces he’s ditching the mic for married life and adulting — R...

3 weeks ago

1 hour 34 minutes

The Funky Panther

Ghost Dongs, Gilmore Rage & the Nacho Cult: The Emo Panther Pilot

Send us a text Welcome to Touching Tips — where four emotionally unstable dudes collide into one chaotic AF podcast experiment. We’re talking anime, metal, horror flicks, Bad Bunny backlash, and yes... nachos worth a three-hour road trip. It’s the pilot of the Emo Panther crossover nobody asked for but everyone secretly needed. From Gilmore Girls rants and hot takes on Breaking Bad to unsolicited butthole elasticity facts — this episode’s a fever dream in 4K. Expect: Unhinged anime analysis (...

3 weeks ago

1 hour 39 minutes

The Funky Panther

Ambulances, Immigrants, and Abbott’s THC Flip-Flop

Send us a text We’re back, btches. After a short summer break filled with meat sweats and mental breakdowns, the Funky Panther trio returns to shove brisket, burnout, and batsht headlines right into your earholes. Chad, Javier, and Tim go full Texas savage, starting with the 2025 BBQ rankings—DFW’s laying pipe all over the state, with Goldee's and Dayne's making mouths (and arteries) explode. We build the ultimate meat plate that would make a cardiologist cry. #BBQPorn #TexasMeatCult Then Tim...

4 months ago

1 hour 47 minutes

The Funky Panther

Dan Patrick’s THC Purge, Killer Drones & Steroid Olympics: Welcome to Hell, Y’all

Send us a text Texas is at war, but not with crime, poverty, or actual danger. Nope, Lt. Gov. Dan “Buzzkill” Patrick is busy trying to nuke hemp from orbit, calling regulated THC products “poisonous” without a single shred of evidence. Translation? He’s either high on his own supply of bullshit or getting off kneecapping an $8 billion industry while 53,000 jobs circle the drain. We drag this political clown show through the mud and hand the mic to real business owners, like Hometown Hero's CE...

5 months ago

1 hour 51 minutes

The Funky Panther

"Dead Popes, Chinese Snacks, and Daddy Issues: The Dysfunctional Reunion You Didn’t Know You Needed"

Send us a text They vanished for two months—and no, they weren’t in rehab (probably). But now the boys are BACK, and chaos reigns supreme in Episode 197 of The Funky Panther. Think less "warm reunion" and more "group therapy session with snacks and sarcasm." Chad and Tim crawl out from their academic hellholes to humblebrag about finals, while Javier dives into the emotional minefield of health woes, family drama, and the eternal quest for a ‘Good Job, Son’ from a dad who thinks feelings are ...

5 months ago

1 hour 38 minutes

The Funky Panther

Ben C Jones on Hot Yoga Cults, Billionaire Rockets & Trippy New Tunes

Send us a text Buckle the f*ck up, because The Funky Panther just dropped an episode that smells like incense, ego death, and pure audio chaos. Musician and part-time sweat demon Ben C Jones is back—flexible, funky, and freshly cooked from his daily 105-degree hot yoga cult. Spoiler: his chakras are aligned, his joints are loose, and he might’ve accidentally joined a tantric death spiral. Enlightenment optional. While Ben’s finding nirvana in a puddle of his own BO, Chad escapes Fort Worth an...

6 months ago

1 hour 45 minutes

The Funky Panther

You'll Be Dead, Give Us Your Kidneys

Send us a text You’re gonna die someday—might as well make it count. In this brutally honest episode, we talk with Kevin, a tissue procurement specialist (yes, that’s a real job), who spends his days elbow-deep in the stuff you leave behind when you check that little box on your driver’s license. Spoiler: he’s not here to steal your kidneys in a back alley—he’s here to save lives. From slinging HDMI cables at Best Buy to preserving human limbs with surgical precision, Kevin breaks down what r...

7 months ago

1 hour 46 minutes

The Funky Panther

Talking to Dogs, Jacking in Space, and Paying $500 to Smell a Celebrity

Send us a text What do you get when three degenerates dig up cringey home videos, debate astronaut nut trajectories, and confess to hoarding junk like emotional support USB cables? Pure, unfiltered chaos—welcome to The Funky Panther. Javier stumbles upon a camcorder from his hormone-riddled youth and unleashes footage so humiliating it should be classified under the Geneva Convention. Naturally, this spirals into a confessional about the crap we cling to for no reason—shoeboxes, old tech, and...

7 months ago

1 hour 43 minutes

The Funky Panther

Kanye’s Nazi Fashion, Public Poop Horror Stories & The Brown Note Conspiracy

Send us a text We've all been there—stomach rumbling, cold sweat forming, and no bathroom in sight. In this episode, we expose our most humiliating, panic-inducing bathroom disasters that will make you grateful for every flushable toilet you've ever encountered. From desperate public dump decisions to fully-naked survival tactics, this is the episode you never knew you needed. Then, we take a hard left into insanity with the "Brown Note" conspiracy—a sound frequency rumored to make you lose t...

7 months ago

1 hour 37 minutes

The Funky Panther

Luka’s Gone, Our Hearts Are Shattered, and the NBA Might Be Rigged

Send us a text The unthinkable has happened—Luka Dončić has been snatched from the Dallas Mavericks and shipped off to the Lakers, leaving us spiraling into a full-blown existential crisis. But was this just another ruthless NBA business move, or is Mark Cuban playing 4D chess to tank the franchise and relocate to Vegas? The conspiracy theories are flying faster than trade rumors, and we’re here to break it all down—mock funerals, fan meltdowns, and all. As we wrestle with whether to abandon ...

8 months ago

1 hour 23 minutes

The Funky Panther

Beer Porn, Cowboy Kinks, and AI That Wants Your Job (and Maybe Your Wife)

Send us a textIs your beer stash a sexy investment or just a fridge full of overpriced regrets? We pop open some aged Goose Island Bourbon County Stout to see if beer collecting is a high-class hobby or just a bougie way to justify borderline alcoholism. Jesse’s decluttering tips hit harder than a morning hangover, sparking a debate about what’s worth saving and what needs to be chugged before it goes bad—just like your dreams.Then, we dive deep into a cowboy kink phase no one asked for. Can ...

9 months ago

1 hour 45 minutes

The Funky Panther

Burgers, Bubbles, and Bullsh*t: How We Drank Our Way Through 2024

Send us a text$350 champagne with a greasy burger? That’s the kind of culinary anarchy we’re bringing to Episode 190 of The Funky Panther. Mikey finally resurfaces after three years of hiding—probably avoiding our calls—and we’re diving face-first into Fort Worth’s wine scene. Magnolia Wine Bar, 61 Osteria, Bowie House… yeah, we’re basically sommeliers now, except we pair everything with fries. Oh, and did we mention our AI Christmas album? It’s either a masterpiece or a cry for help—jury’s s...

10 months ago

1 hour 56 minutes

The Funky Panther

Cowboy Hat Cults & The Dead CEO Club: Welcome to Purgatory

Send us a textWhat if your cowboy hat wasn’t just a fashion flex but a gateway to your final form? This week, The Funky Panther goes full identity crisis, morphing from smooth-talking Charlie Crockett to full-throttle Tiger King insanity. It’s less "saddle up" and more "unhinge completely." We also crack open the cursed tomb of The Guy Game (yes, that sleazy relic) and roast the depravity of the “Girls Gone Wild” era. Spoiler: Some ‘90s nostalgia should stay buried.Then it’s off to Texas, whe...

11 months ago

1 hour 56 minutes

The Funky Panther

Jamie Kennedy Bombs, Crescent Hotel Haunts, and Society’s Slow Decline

Send us a textThis week, we’re unpacking a travel nightmare where personal space gets tossed out the window, literally. Add in ghost sightings at the infamous Crescent Hotel and TV shows awkwardly sidestepping 9/11, and you’ve got a recipe for unsettling hilarity. Oh, and switching our allegiance from the Dallas Cowboys to Gilmore Girls? Yeah, we went there.Virtual reality isn’t much better—what’s supposed to be the future of tech feels more like a cesspool of humanity’s worst impulses. It’s ...

11 months ago

1 hour 26 minutes

The Funky Panther

"Fixing Immigration and Isolation One F*ed-Up Idea at a Time"

Send us a textThink holding hands across America could fix the world's problems? Neither do we—but we’re here to brainstorm anyway. Join The Funky Panther as we dive headfirst into the chaos of race, immigration, and a totally fictional (but hilarious) Mexican car industry. With our signature humor and zero qualifications, we tackle the big stuff, sprinkle in sharp satire, and somehow keep it all entertaining.But wait, there’s more! Inspired by Adam Sandler’s "Spaceman," we take a hard left i...

11 months ago

1 hour 34 minutes

The Funky Panther

Unpredictable Adventures: Home Births, Joe Exotic, and Dank817's Wild Ride

Send us a textWhat happens when you mix a home birth story with the wild antics of Joe Exotic? You get an episode that's as unpredictable as it is entertaining! We're thrilled to have our buddy Dank817, aka the Big Shark from Too High, back with us in the studio. We kick things off by laughing over memories of our past sessions, including that unforgettable smoky recording incident. Dank opens up about his struggles with confidence in his music career and how the support from his crew is reig...

1 year ago

1 hour 4 minutes

The Funky Panther

A Very Funky Halloween

Send us a textEver wondered what Halloween would look like through the eyes of a country musician or a mischievous Batman? Join us for this week's episode of the Funky Panther where we transform Halloween into a whimsical country music extravaganza. From imagining adults trick-or-treating to laughing about costume bar-hopping, we usher you into a world where cowboy hats meet candy corn and a crime-free Gotham makes Batman hit the sweets. Our creative musings might even inspire you to craft yo...

1 year ago

1 hour 32 minutes

The Funky Panther

Music, Mishaps, and a Dash of Conspiracy

Send us a textPrepare for a whirlwind of laughter and storytelling as we recount our Austin City Limits (ACL) weekend escapades, full of memorable moments and fashion faux pas. Chad's bold fashion choice had us in stitches, setting the tone for a festival filled with vibrant energy and hilarious encounters with fans like Christy. Whether it was the awe of past performances by legends like OutKast and Eminem or the fresh excitement of this year's acts, the festival's electrifying atmosphere ne...

1 year ago

1 hour 36 minutes

The Funky Panther

Unfiltered Chaos

Send us a textEver tried capturing the best intro but ended up with hilarious chaos instead? That's exactly where our Funky Panther crew—Chad, Javier, and Tim—found themselves as they stumbled through a wildly entertaining session filled with laughs and candid moments. Starting off with a nostalgic trip back to when radio ruled our lives, we reminisced about the good old days with Disney Radio and Radio Oz. From spontaneous stories about hurricanes and swimming pools to winning games despite ...

1 year ago

1 hour 12 minutes

The Funky Panther

Unfiltered Conversations

Send us a textEver wondered how a simple game of catch can turn into a comedy goldmine? Find out as we embark on a chaotic and hilarious journey featuring our regular hosts Javier, Tim, and Jared from the Funky Panther. Joining us this time is Jared from the Tales from the Fort podcast, who steps in for Chad, currently globe-trotting in Italy. Jared's unfiltered storytelling and side-splitting anecdotes about playing catch, state fair adventures, and theme song fiascos promise non-stop laught...

1 year ago

1 hour 18 minutes