WE'RE RANKED! #18 on BSR, #1 in Downloads, #3 in your hearts, and #2 in your toilets. We discuss: Grand Theft Auto Five!; the Quest for Thicker/Thinner condoms; a bunch of music from local-ish band "The Regionals", a crappy day for a Teamster, and much more!

Ace and Chase discuss the passings of Steve Jobs and Al Davis, Gears of War 3's finale, Workaholics, Awesome Moms, Broken Schlongs, Conspiracies and fake celebrity bumps!

We're baaaaack. We discuss talking to aliens, the new iPhone (pre-Jobs' passing), lady troubles, the Onion controversy, life-saving boobies, dental erections, plus an interview with the late Senator Ted Kennedy,

We spend way too much time talking about scrotums, japanese video games, the unappealing-ness of professional baseball, and other stuff. I'm more tired than an 18 wheeler. Topics: Toe-sucking fairy, Westboro Baptist Church, Gears of War 3, Catherine, exploding toilets, killer cantaloupe, sex.

Pedophiles in Florida, MadTV, Gears of War 3, Madden 12, NBA Lockout, Two and a Half Men, Workaholics, Missing Cats, Muslims.