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Andrew Garfield nation rise!! This week, the film hoes talk about The Amazing Spider-Man (2012). Topics include: Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield's INSANE chemistry, a (passionate) rant about the stupidity of Uncle Ben's death, who could've played Spidey instead of Mr. Garfield, the FLOP that was the sequel, and a ranking of the respective Spider-Men. Featuring a tangent about the MCU and...Euphoria?
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This week, the film hoes are back to discuss Twilight (AKA a cinematic masterpiece). Topics include: why Edward is the original girlboss, our rankings of the Cullen siblings, the media's perception of Kristen Stewart, the sexiness of vampires, and why the performances in this film are actually...great? Plus, Lauren gets into some #CanadianLore.
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We're back from our November hiatus to talk Scott Pilgrim! Topics include: short king Kieran Culkin (and tall king Nicholas Braun), a discovery that that Gideon is actually Jeff Bezos, Canadian rock bangers, Kim Pine's astrological big three, and why Roxy Richter deserved better. Plus, we take a Buzzfeed quiz to find out what character we are!
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This week, the film hoes (and special guest/not-so-amateur film stan Kiki Jaramillo) talk John Carpenter's The Thing! Topics include David Cronenberg, a cursed Aaron Sorkin-version of The Thing, a Jamie Lee Curtis sighting, Kurt Russell's sweet baby blues, bisexual lighting, and the magic of practical effects.
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In honor of spooky season, the film hoes talk Scream (1996)! What is Billy Loomis' sun, moon, and rising? Why is the movie called Scream, anyway? Are we #TeamBilly or #TeamDewey? Who's gonna be the killer in the fifth installment? Are Billy and Stu kinda gay for each other? Much is discussed in this week's episode.
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The film hoes are back from their short hiatus and are here to talk about the cursed 2021 adaptation of Cinderella! Topics include: Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello's subpar Met Gala fits, why James Acaster deserves better, and why the Cinderella dress is giving...prom. Featuring a cameo from Buster the dog!
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The Film Hoes discuss Sam Raimi's Spider-Man! Topics include: the girlbossification of Peter Parker, why Spider-Man should be #cancelled, the unfortunate attractiveness of James Franco, Batman Forever, hottie Aunt May, and Lauren's desire to be kissed by someone hanging upside down (for research, of course!)
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Lauren and Kay discuss Jojo Rabbit, Taika Waititi's throuple, wagon babies, how it's annoying that ScarJo is talented, and whether or not Sam Rockwell is attractive. Additionally, Kay learns that she is bad at pronouncing German terms!
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Today Kay and Lauren talk Edgar Wright's 2017 film, Baby Driver! Topics include: thirst traps, Lin-Manuel Miranda, the city of Atlanta, Ansel Elgort's acting skills, and a debate on what the sequel should be called (2 Baby 2 Driver? The Boss Baby Driver?). The most unhinged episode yet!
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Topics include: the best breakfast food for a breakup, how insufferable a young, precocious Chloe Grace Moretz is, Marc Webb's impressive music videography, and why people missed the point of (500) Days of Summer. Also, Lauren and Kay try to figure out who their singular male listener is.
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Lauren and Kay try to figure out whether or not you would die immediately after getting your face peeled off, navigate the weirdness of being attracted to a bleach-blond sociopathic Chris Messina, gossip about Ewan McGregor's love life, get frustrated about Zack Snyder, beg for an A&W sponsorship...and also discuss the 2020 film Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn).
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Lauren and Kay discuss the 2015 movie musical The Last Five Years! What are Jamie and Kathy's star signs? What's the difference between Ohio and Central Park? Would Jamie have hustle culture memes on his Instagram? Much is discussed on the very first episode of The Film Hoes Podcast.
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