Hector, Desi, Monty, Richie I am Jolly talk about the last week or so of the utter whatthefuckery that is Glasgow Celtic.

The discuss Montys 9 days of Official Mourning for Brendas exit.
They discuss Brendans resigning and Dermots rage.
They look at The return of Blessed Martin.
The consider the worth of wee Shauny.
The look at The Falkirk game and Johnny Kennys goals.
They look at the Semi Final eventual win.
They ruefully remember the shambles in Denmark on the Clubs 138th Birthday!
They look ahead to who could be the next Manager and what is really needed long term.

A packed house discuss the sad state of affairs that is Celtic at present.

Hector, NotSoHappyCelticLass, Ralph, Monty and Desi look at where we are, what is coming up and what could be the outcomes over next few weeks and beyond for the Team, Manager,  Fans and Board!

From The Dundee no-show to the Sturn Graz fightback to the battering at Tynecastle and then towards Falkirk, Huns and Hampden and more Europa!.

In all honesty, it aint a jolly listen given the current state of affairs but maybe things will work out...!

Etims get together to discuss the recent Board & Celtic Fans Collective Meeting.
 
They look back on how we got this far and look into the future and what may come.

They dissect the Minutes and what they say, might say and dont say!

There even a shock guest that no-one expected, in fact 2!

Ralph & Desi get together to discuss a few Sliding Doors moments recently for Celtic.

Could the Braga game have been oh so different if that goal hadnt been chopped off?

Could the Braga game have been oh so different if Kaspar wasnt doing some daft twisty thing?

Could it be a new dawn for our new Bhoys after that last 20 mins vs Motherwell?

Could the Fans and the Board have healed the rift or has that chance now gone ?

Could the League Cup Final have taken on a new twist with Russell Martin Departing?

These and many more questions asked and answered!!

Hector, Monty and Desi talk about a very interesting 2 weeks:

• They look at The Fans recent Meeting and action and the future potential there.
• They look at The board utter fuckupery.
• The consider Brendans Press conference and what that may mean for a certain someone or someones.
• They look at The Weekend, both at Ibrox and especially Rugby Park,
• They Salute our new Bhoy Beaton and that Penalty call and Mr Balls of Steel of course!
• They look ahead to the 2 Cups..League and Europa and beyond.
• And yes, they discuss swimming in Loch Lomond in September!

** Latest Sept 2nd Pod : Reloaded  & renamed after naming error **

Desi is joined by Hector, Monty and Karen (@HappyCelticLass on Twitter) to talk about the Weirdest Week ever for Celtic Football Club,

The talk about how everything that could go wrong DID go wrong and they wonder just who if any WASNT at fault!

They discuss the Champions League exit, The Hun no show draw and the absymal transfer Window.

They wonder just what is next and consider certain peoples futures!.

On a brighter note, they got to celebrate the Celtic Womens Team doing well so far this season

Ralph, Monty and Desi get together to talk about the shambles that are Celtic at the moment.

They ask "Just what the fuck is going on?" and try and find a few answers!

They wonder "Are the fans the wean caught between 2 parents heading for a divorce?"

Theres Fitbaw talk, Rants, Complaints and even some helpful suggestions through a packed 90 minutes!

Maybe not one for  the Optimist CSC members mind!

Ralph, Hector and Desi with an early introduction to the New Season.

They take some time to salute John Clark and John Fallon who passed away recently.

They talk about the REAL reason lost the Scottish Cup Final to Aberdeen. Its a shocker|

They discuss Hectors love for a Kneecap gig and the impact it had on his knees!

They ask does Preseason matter to anyone, really?

They then discuss the horror show that is Celtic comings and goings, The signings, or lack of.

They look at the Board and the Structure and the fact of how can we can go through every single year without fail?

Ralph also goes missing and the Prizes are handed out in the Predictor Sweepstake.

*Jersey Image courtesy of  PGLA117u/PGLA117 on Reddit

Desi, Hector and Ralph are joined by Karen aka HappyCeltic Lass to discuss the Season that's just been and the Scottish Cup Final coming up.

They discuss the Good, the Bad and the Ugly about this Tedius Treble chance Season.
They talk about the Womens Team and just where will Celtic take them next?
They consider the Surprises of the Season!
They talk about their favourite Goals....from Celtic and other sides!
There's even a Quiz!

Then they move onto the Scottish Cup Final and discuss the coming final and previous Cup final memories!
And another Quiz!

The Team get together to discuss just how Tedious is it winning all the time?
The answer...Celtic fans fucking love Tedium!

They also look at the recent Killie and St Johnstone games

They discuss the Celtic statement regards Policing at recent Rangers game...and the Green Brigades reaction!..and the expected outcome ( or lack of!)

They remember Tom Campbell and wish Pat Woods all the best.

They talk about Season Book renewals and value for money when teams like Killie have 70 odd passes in a game.

They look forward to Tannadice and beyond.

Tedious Episode Image courtesy of J-Bhoy @jbhoy171 on X

Hector, Ralph and Desi get together to discuss the consistent Inconsistency of celtics form, or lack of!

They discuss the lack of Energy, Tactics, Heart and Attitude in recent games.

They discuss the recent Settlement in the Boys Club Abuse cases.

They look at the end of the dreadful career of Alan Muir and Ralph asks for a Statue for Wullie Collum!

They look ahead to Killie at Home and St Johnstone in the Cup!

There's even a Holiday advert for Eriskey and surrounding Island up North!

Basically there is a Punch Monkey sip for everyones taste!

The Team get together to look back and ahead at all the events impacting Celtic and beyond.

They look at The Alan Muir Disaster.

They discuss the Bayern Exit.

They consider Big Phils sacking and Bazza's impact over by.

They talk about This Sundays game and Rangers fans being back and possible absences.

They discuss the Celtic Board and no TIFO for Sunday.

They once again herald Daizen Tequila and Monty gives us a run down on just how much does it cost to take the Family to Celtic Park.

Desi, Hector and Monty discuss the latest games and goals along with the joys of Birmingham. They discuss The Transfer Window and the recent comings ( or lack of)  and goings, They look at the future games and possibilities coming ahead.

Theres even a Bayern Quiz, A Calmac 500 tribute and a Superbowl Halftime Show review discussion.

And lots of Jota!

Something for everyone!

Etims get together to discuss the highs and lows of a Celtic CL Wednesday.

From the wonder of winning that game and qualifying against Young Boys to the "WTF!!" exclamations when the news Kyogo is off to France suddenly appeared 1 hour later.

They discuss the prematch shenanigans of Monty getting a ticket, the atmosphere in the ground. The crowd carrying the Bhoys when it mattered. The Goal and the Goalkeeping heroics. The relief at the end.

Then they pay tribute to our Japanese wonder who departs with our best wishes and leaves us with wonderful memories. What a joy and what an icon we had in Kyogo Furuhashi.

And theres even a tribute to Tiger Tim!

Desi chats with Glasgow Music legend and Celtic Fan, Robert Hodgens aka Bobby Bluebell and they cover many a wonderful topic, ranging from:

What links Billy McNeil, Picasso and Stalin?
Memories of waving the Lisbon Lions Home!
Writing a Number One song!
Being on Top of the Pops!
Playing Golf with Dennis Hopper!
Working with Edwyn Collins, Elvis Costello, Davie Stewart and Brian Wilson
Watching his mate Lennys Celtic side beat Barcelona!
Watching Frank McAvennie lose badly at Golf!.
Playing the Barrowlands 40 years since the iconic Sisters Album was released.

And so much more..

Hector, Ralph and Desi get together celebrate a New Year and the same old madness from The Huns.

They discuss :

The Xmas fixtures
The New Years gubbing and wonder what could haver caused it?
The bounce back,
The deflation for Big Phil at Hibs and Dundee,
The Union Bears Shambolic Walkout.
The Transfer Window and recent Squad changes.
A look ahead to Dundee and Young Boys and even Aston Villa!
Theres even 2 Quizzes for everyone to play at home!

Hopefully there is something for everyone!

Its the Award Show that everyone has been waiting on!

Welcome to The Etims Ewards!

Categories  include

1. Player
2. Manager
3. Goal
4. Game
5. Signing
6. Loan
7. Surprise
8. Deal
9. Winners
10. Performance
11. Fuck-Up
12. Lord Lucan Disappearance
13. Pundits & PundTITS
14. Fashion & Beauty
15. Etims FellowFellowShip Award
16. Celeb Tim
17. Online Tim
18. Cunto of the Year ( Shock in store!)

The Team get together to do League Cup Final Review


Hector gets asked how was hospitality at Etims Kings Park Car Park?

They look at The Team before hand...no surprises there - AJ fitness issues?

What about The Team not turning up...was it a surprise? No Barron for them?

They wonder £Has Philip sussed Brendan oot? Mcinness tactics"

They wail on The first half awfulness amd lack of Composure 

They look at the goal mistake by Taylor...how many Celtic fans shouted "TOLD YOU!"

They look at Celtics goals

• Taylor goal redemption
• MAEDA MAGIC
• Engels and Kuhn link up

They look at that manic Second half and losing  a lead twice (40 secs!)


Then of course THE NON PENALTY

They talk about that STAND SIDE LINESMAN  & BEATON

Then The PENALTIES - MAEDA jumping at Schmiechels save

Maeda and his kids...Dad are you a hero?)

THE 119 CELEBRATIONS

THE FALLOUT  and cries to REPLAY THE GAME. 

They wonder "Is Schmiechel our best or most important player?"

Hector, Monty and Desi get together post match to discuss the 0-0 game vs Zagreb,
Where we shite?, They shite, pitch shite, both shite, everything shite, or  was it just one of those CL games?

Was it a good point won or a poor 2 points dropped?
Are we all happy where we are now in the table and facing 2 games to go?


How does this all bode for the Cup Final on Sunday against Phils poor wee souls?

All this and much more inside!

All the Gang get together to talk all things Celtic.

They discuss the Killie win, The Hearts Gubbing and then move onto the Brugge encounter.

They consider the performances, the good and the bad. 
They look at the tactics from both sides.
The consider Reality vs Expectations.
They talk about the Quality Levels in this game, the League and the next few games in the CL.

They discuss Boo Bhoys and ask if they ever used to get annoyed at certain players.

They discuss the AGM and the awful idea of selling of Virtual Celtic Park.

Ayet again they wonder just what is the Boards plan with all this money in the bank?

They look ahead to next league, CL and Cup games.

They end with a classic from Toryglens Finest!