Dave has a moustache. And for a man that is constantly checking his prostate, it's not for Movember. Streets are clear and children are crying. Some say Dave is streets ahead on Boston Scott. What does Denzel Boston and the city of Boston have in common? That's right, only Dave is picking either top 5. This week the fellas introduce the 2026 TE class and finish off with a way too early 2026 Rookie mock draft!
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When the wife is away, Dave will play. And play and play and play and play. This episode brought to you by Hydrocortisone cream! How much is a promising young QB worth in super-flex? Seriously asking for a friend, or an entire league?!
This week the fellas cover the implications of the trade deadline and then get to know some of the upcoming 2026 rookie running back class!
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What do Dave and Daniel Tosh have in common? Hint. It ain't comedy. I lost my train of thought...oh yeah, attention spans. Attention spans are dwindling and the fellas decide to just keep recording! Be the change you want to see...someone once said.
Whom is trending up? Whom is trending down? To whom shall we be stashing on our dynasty benches? Listen to find out!
Go Jays!
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Jay is not a fisherman. Dave is not a wordsmith. Ty is not a communist. Just like capitalism, one of these is a lie.
Evans is out and Dave is still setting his watch to Godwin's availability. It's still Egbuka time, or as we like to call it, the entire 2025 season!. Fields is out and Tyrod is in. Or is he? For the sake of fantasy we hope so.
Believe it or not? The boys play a game and ask some interesting questions. Brissett is starting QB rest of season? Jonathan Taylor will finish as RB1 rest of season? JSN is a top 5 pick in dynasty next season? Oronde Gadsden is a viable TE fantasy starter and is the 2nd best rookie tight end rest of season?
All this and more. Much, much more.
Go Jays!
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What would you do if you had unlimited money for one transaction? Jay is a corporate raider and wants to buy a valued company and dismantle it into pieces and liquidate. Ty is collecting ornamental cattle, nigh for food or milk, but as a lavish display of wealth. Dave would take a first class flight. Just like their preseason division winners prediction, the fellas are all over the place. It also becomes quite apparent why Dave has realized many of his dreams and Ty and Jay are still searching. Fly 1st class King, fly!
That's right. We keep receipts. Fun fact. Dave has kept every receipt he has been issued. So many Donut receipts. And But plugs, but that is a different podcast.
This is the introductory 2026 WR Rookie class episode! Let's get to know this class!
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If this podcasting thing doesn't work out, Dave has a business plan taking advantage of the elderly. Some elder on elder crime. Speaking of Dave, he has a movie podcast and has never reviewed a Rob Schneider film...Cinéma vérité my ass.
This week the fellas once again are forced to look at the injury situation and look at who is the next man up. Hasan Haskins and some shampoo named dude doesn't have the same excitement level as Hampton, but what can you do? Owning Rico Dowdel would have been a start...if only Dave remembered who he was.
Looking back at the 2025 Rookie class and what are we doing with them in redraft? Keep, trade, cut of course! What about Dynasty? Surely we aren't cutting bait this early or are we? Of course not! Dynasty stash, trade of course!
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4 weeks in the books and the fellas are sick and tired of all the injuries, flag planting and the hot or not that is redraft. Time to get back to our roots.
For Dave that means entirely something different. For Ty that means looking at the footage, stats and reasonable takes. For Jay, well he is planting his flag on Nico Iamaleava and he is more likely to play for the Miami Hurricanes than experience a hurricane as an NFL player this season.
Marineland is closing. They are as relevant this season as the Dolphins and it's a toss up on who cares less. Word is that Tyreek helped repopulate the maternity ward getting his knee scanned. What was I writing about? Oh yeah. 2026 QB class baby! Let's get into it!
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Nothing gets a fantasy football enjoyer going more than an injury. That is unless you just traded for James Conner...cough...David...cough.
Dave tells us all about his upcoming trip to Australia and New Zealand. Good news for Dave is that Aussie rules football exists and in 5 short minutes of research, he could double his knowledge over American football.
So much to cover this week thanks to faulty bones, joints and tendons. Thankfully less toe talk. This week the fellas decide who is going to benefit from some devastating injuries and who to stay away from. Dave takes notes.
Quick hits on some rankings risers. When is a player both unstartable and undroppable? Let's ask a few key characters killing our teams, "What is your problem, man?"
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Dave toe shames Joe Burrow. Rumour has it Dave has a foot fetish and is just deflecting the suspicion away.
Dave again takes us down memory lane repeatedly, I know its shocking, but he's suffered severe brain damage and only remembers things that happened during the filming of "Cheers".
Ty once again has some well thought out and researched takes on it all. He writes the episodes, so he should. If we were wrong, Ty writes it. If we were right, see below.
Jay was right about TreVeyon Henderson's slow start and is going to be insufferable all season. He also hates all Kalebs and Calebs.
Week 2 reactions and over reactions, Rookie RB temperature check and believe it or not! Believe it or not, this is the episode!
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A barbershop quartet they ain't. Are the fellas in "harmony" when it comes to week 1 NFL winners and losers? They are experts in losing...
This week the fellas deep dive into potential overreactions, who truly are the winners and losers of the first 17th of the season and cap it off with an early edition of dynasty buy and sell. The content is deep this week, far deeper than Dave's vocabulary. Taking donations to buy him a thesaurus.
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Dandelion root, Dak Prescott, beets and Battlestar Galactica. Which two topics aren't covered?
Dave makes trades. You want to make trades with Dave. That's so Daven!
Ty has some hot takes and so does the fantasy community. Jay has perfect takes. Jay writes this.
This week the fellas have a look at some common hot and tepid takes in fantasy this fantasy season. Are they too spicy or are they as flavourless as WW2 British cuisine?
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That's so Daven! What can Daven do to put you in this Stafford? What if he tosses in a Kaleb Johnson?
Jay is a power bottom and out on Tyreek. Are the two related? Jay is finally buying into the TreVeyon Henderson hype. Is he really buying in if he's only drafting him in a mock draft?
Ty has fully bought in on Jacory Croskey-Merrit and he's taken him everywhere, except to dinner. Jacory quickly declined the invitation.
This week the fellas are completing their final mock draft before the 2025 season kicks off and this one is a Superflex! Ty is drafting late and is going to punt QB down the draft and Jay is drafting 4th and in a great place to take a QB. Well like all great plans we pivot immediately. Listen to find out how these two strategies work out!
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Dave is pensing his hedges, or parting them or something. He's been living in suburbia too long and and now realizes he is hedging his bets. Ty likes to raw dog and Jay loves a Costco Dog because he loves value. Speaking of value, this week the fellas examine ADP biggest risers and fallers as draft season reaches it's zenith.
Is Ricky Pearsall worth a "shot" at his ADP? Can Tyler Warren exceed his ADP and can a rookie 3 peat as TE1 again this year? Hampton, Egbuka, Henderson are all rising up. Will they eclipse their ADP? Are we over hyping the Commanders backfield as Bill Croskey-Merrit screams up the charts? Is Ekler going to return value again in his age 30 season? Have AJ Brown, Zay Flowers and Breece Hall been faded into value?
Are Dave's ceilings too low? Should his wife have banned dancing? All this and more in this weeks episode.
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Just like Darren Waller, the boys are coming out of retirement! Some have called this move a "stroke of genius". Unlike Waller, McDaniels has no say over our availability.
This is the beginning of our weekly show covering all aspects of fantasy football. For our dynasty folks, don't fret, we will still be covering dynasty regularly while focusing on waiver wire and trade targets in season.
This week the fellas combine our "talents" and complete a 12 team mock draft together with some interesting results. With the power of 3 brains combined we may have hit average intelligence for the first time in years!
Link to draft board
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Takes us 10 mins to get to football. Skip forward if you hate fun and only care about this upcoming rookie class.
Speaking of the rookie class, what a class it will be! Well, the QB and WR class is potentially generational, but this week we are covering the RB class. Unfortunately there is no Bijan, no McCaffrey (or is there?) but there probably is a Trent Richardson!
Have a listen and get ready for our next episode, A Way Too Early Rookie Mock Draft! Have a listen back at the WR and QB episodes if you haven’t had the pleasure!
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Reich was fired, McDermott is coaching like he may be trying to get fired and Kyren Williams looked like he was fired from a cannon. Tank Dell, although ironically named, continues to show out. Is he now a top 20 fantasy WR? Top 15 even? What about Nico Collins? Almost everyone had him ahead of Dell to start the season. Can both boys continue to feast?
Pulse check on the Steelers offense. Good news is they are alive! Is it real or just a post Matt Canada exuberance?
This week all the fellas make it to the recording session and boy was it a doozy!
Dynasty check. Lawrence or Stroud? Bijan or Gibbs? Are the first two RBs off the board closer than we initially thought?
Rebound or Down! Cooper Kupp, Chris Godwin, Austin Ekeler and Damien Pierce are all players that are having a down season. Will this trend continue or we primed for a rest of season rebound?
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We have had a development in the Racoon War of 2023. In lieu of purchasing simple garbage cans and ending the stalemate, Dave has decided to take matters into his own hands and is missing, presumed to have been taken into Racoon servitude.
Just Jay and Ty this week and thoughts and prayers for Dave's safe return. Rumour has it that the Racoons have set the ransom at 3 jars of peanut butter and Dave’s wife is currently enjoying some “me” time and mulling her options.
What do you do if you aren’t competing? Which upcoming free agents should you be looking to sell before their situation changes and value drops? What would you do for a klondike bar? This and much more on this week's instalment of the Dynasty Football Life Podcast! Now with 100% less Dave!
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Dave has a raccoon problem. Ty has a secret regarding raccoons. Dave doesn’t have garbage cans, so it’s less of a raccoon problem and more of a “not having a garbage can problem”. Not sure where his teams live, considering his lack of garbage cans…
This week the fellas deep dive into a selection of some the top wide receivers about to hit the NFL draft! 2024 is gonna be a doozy!
Marvin Harrison Jr, Emeka Egbuka, Malik Nabers, Keon Coleman, Rome Odunze, Xavier Worthy, Troy Franklin, Brian Thomas Jr, Xavier Legette, Adonai Mitchell and Roman Wilson oh my! 2024 Rookie WR Rankings
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Which rookies have tantalized us with their wares and which others leave us with a bit of buyer's remorse? Unfortunately fantasy football does not accept returns. At the halfish way point we are gonna pulse check this year's crop of rookies. Who has exceeded expectations? Who is worth waiting on and who are we getting close to moving on from?
C.J. Stroud, Puka Nacua, Jahmyr Gibbs, Jordan Addison, Tank Dell, Bryce Young,Sam LaPorta, Dalton Kinkaid, Bijan Robinson, Josh Downs and Zay Flowers are just a few of the names that will tickle your ear drums! DM and Follow us on Twitter @dynastylife_ff
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Did Taylor Swift put Travis Kelce on the map? We have been following Travis since his starring role on “Catching Kelce”.
This week is part 1 of our breakdown of the upcoming 2024 NFL Draft! On the doc this week are the quarterbacks! If you wanna get a jump on your leaguemates, have a listen!
*Disclaimer. If you don’t like penis jokes, skip the section on Michael Penix Jr. The fellas have a tough time with the giggles.
Caleb Williams, Drake Maye, Conan O’Brien, Shedeur Sanders, Bo Nix, Michael Penix Jr, J.J. McCarthy , Riley Leonard, Jayden Daniels, Michael Pratt, Quinn Ewers, oh my!
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