Find out how I did on my predictions for the Week 1 matchups and enjoy the previews for Week 2, featuring two Games of the Week!
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Coming to you from our very legit studio in Eden, NY - it's the Dunderground Railroad Podcast! Zander, Jacob, and Joe break down a couple of matchups, featuring the special appearances of the championship team owners, Brian and Caleb! Gather around the radio and turn it up while we get turnt up. Happy Championship Week!
We knew y'all wanted to hear some good kicker talk today, so we oblige. Don't miss it!
Oh, also, we talked about the recap of the quarterfinals, as well as a great conversation regarding the semifinals and our championship prediction!
We also introduced a new segment... get excited!
A surprise guest swings by to discuss the excitement from Week 14 and to preview Week 15. We were all surprised by how articulate his analysis was, but it still wasn't good enough to kick Joe off the show. Get excited! It's PLAYOFF TIME!!!
Warning: At the 19:04 mark in this episode, a word that is considered "vulgar" was uttered by a member of this podcast. Because of the work involved in editing it out and the laziness inherent in the producer, this is the first Explicit rated episode of your favorite podcast... please don't sue us...
Ka-Chow! Consider those Earholes tickled :)
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Get excited, cause we're talking about Playoffs! By now you know what we do - this week was an efficient, jam packed episode filled with recaps, previews, and a big playoff preview as we enter the divisional weeks of the schedule.
No need to make up for a lack of humor in this episode - this is peak comedy. Listen and enjoy!
The trio of podcast hosts, consisting of Zander, Jacob, and Joe, has made a triumphant return to the airwaves, where their dulcet voices once more grace the auditory landscape. In this listener's perspective, it is gratifying to observe that the erstwhile vexing conundrums pertaining to technical synchronization have been meticulously addressed, culminating in a harmonious auditory experience of resplendent order.
Regrettably, it remains an incontrovertible verity that the quality of the content occasionally falters, not quite reaching the zenith of expectations. While these three diligent hosts undoubtedly exhibit prodigious potential and an unwavering passion for their chosen craft, there persists a discernible deficit in the overall depth and substance of their discourses. Alas, instances of subpar content occasionally rear their head, characterized by a noticeable absence of profound insights and an occasional proclivity for pedestrian conversation. Nevertheless, the tireless endeavors of Zander, Jacob, and Joe merit acknowledgment, and there is reason to retain optimism that, with the passage of time and the assiduous refinement of their podcasting skills, they shall ascend to loftier heights in the realm of auditory entertainment.
A special appearance by a team owner to discuss some major changes in the league! Don't miss this episode, which is awesome mostly because there's no Jacob.
Listen to the whole episode. BUT if you want to be lame and skip to where your team is discussed, here are the approximate time stamps!
News Roundup: 2:04
Snowflake: 4:48
Long Achane Runnin': 8:12
Blue Lanterns: 11:52
Scott's Tots: 15:39
Garage Drinkers: 19:14
Garage Wankers: 21:54
Ignorant Slots: 25:32
Eden Turntables: 27:55
Little Stitious: 32:11
VI Pizza: 35:32
Serenetybyjan5: 36:53
Scranton Stranglers: 38:02
Championship Predictions: 40:05
The Story of the Dunderground Railroad:
Once upon a time, in a quaint village nestled at the foot of the Misty Mountains, there lived three unlikely heroes: a tall and lanky man named Jacob, a kind-hearted and white-bearded fellow named Zander, and a passionate Italian named Joe. Each of them possessed a unique talent that would soon be put to the test in an extraordinary quest.
One crisp autumn morning, as the villagers went about their daily routines, a sinister force began to engulf their beloved village. A dark cloud loomed overhead, casting a shadow of despair, and a wicked sorcerer, Malachi, threatened to consume the world with his malevolence.
Deeply concerned for their homeland and its people, the three men decided to take matters into their own hands. They knew that they couldn't battle Malachi's dark magic head-on, but they believed in the power of knowledge, unity, and the spoken word.
Together, they embarked on a journey to the heart of the Misty Mountains, where they discovered a mystical cavern known as the "Whispering Cave." Legend had it that the cave held the secrets to defeating the darkest of forces.
As they entered the cave, they were greeted by the soft murmurs of ancient wisdom. The cave seemed to respond to their presence, guiding them to a hidden chamber deep within. Inside, they found a magical crystal, glowing with an otherworldly light. The crystal, it turned out, had the ability to amplify their voices and spread their message far and wide.
With newfound hope, they decided to start a podcast. It was a platform to share stories of courage, love, and resilience, aiming to inspire people across the land to stand up against the forces of darkness. Their unique combination of talents proved invaluable. Jacob had a captivating voice and a talent for storytelling. Zander's wisdom and experience made for enlightening discussions, while Joe's passion and enthusiasm brought the tales to life.
People from all corners of the world tuned in, and as the podcast gained popularity, so did the movement against Malachi's evil force. The trio's stories of unity and bravery inspired others to join the cause, and they formed an alliance that transcended borders and backgrounds.
Malachi, sensing the growing resistance, tried to silence the podcast by dark means, but the crystal's power protected them. The more people who listened, the stronger the crystal's aura became. It shone brightly, shielding them from Malachi's wicked spells.
As the people united and rallied against the darkness, they surrounded Malachi's fortress. With courage and the wisdom of the Whispering Cave, they defeated the sorcerer and dispelled the dark cloud that had shrouded their world.
The heroes' podcast became a beacon of light and hope, reminding people that they were stronger together and that knowledge, unity, and the spoken word could overcome even the darkest of forces.
And so, the tale of Jacob, Zander, and Joe became a legend, and their podcast continued to spread stories of inspiration and hope throughout the land. They had proven that no matter one's background, when people unite for a common purpose, they can change the world and save it from the clutches of evil. They then decided to shift gears and make their podcast about Fantasy Football, and it got even better.
The end.
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Listen up, y'all, 'cause here we go Three fantasy podcasters on the mic, don't you know? We're talking trash 'bout the league, let it flow Analyzing players, making fantasy dreams grow
First up, it's Zander, he's got the knowledge to drop Stats and insights, he'll make your jaw drop He says, "Your lineup's weak, it's a total flop My team's so strong, it's gonna reach the top!" They're the Dunderground Railroad podcasters, so ambitious Trash-talking rivals, making 'em suspicious Dunderground Railroad, they're so audacious Crushing the competition, oh, it's so delicious
Next on the mic, it's Jacob, he's got the wit Mocking your picks, saying they don't fit He's like, "Your draft strategy is pure s**t My sleeper picks, they're the ultimate hit!"
Then comes Joe, the wild card of the crew He's got bold predictions, yeah, more than a few He laughs and says, "You're all gonna rue The day you doubted me, my team's coming through!" They're the Dunderground Railroad podcasters, so ambitious Trash-talking rivals, making 'em suspicious Dunderground Railroad, they're so audacious Crushing the competition, oh, it's so delicious You know they're bringing the heat, every episode Breaking down matchups, decoding the code They're the kings and rulers of the fantasy mode Taking no prisoners, watch your team implode! They're the Dunderground Railroad podcasters, so ambitious Trash-talking rivals, making 'em suspicious Dunderground Railroad, they're so audacious Crushing the competition, oh, it's so delicious So if you're in the league, better take a listen To the Fantasy-licious crew, they're on a mission To dominate the game with their intuition Fantasy football, it's their true addiction!
Maybe not the best episode ever... but if you're listening at this point, you don't care about our technical difficulties or how the timing may be off near the end of the episode. Just listen and don't question us.
I hope you didn't want to watch this week... due to some technical issues, we are without video, but stick around, because you'll hear some things you never thought possible! It's a doozie this week!
Welcome back, dudes and dudettes! You've once again made the best decision you possibly could - listening to the newest episode of your favorite podcasters. Join Zander, Jacob, and Joe as the 3 Fantasy Experts and GM's break down the post-draft and pre-week 1 landscape in the Dunder Mifflin Fantasy Football League.
IT'S THE DUNDIES! We do a quick recap of the semi-final and final matchups of the fantasy season before transitioning over to the award show of the century, not featuring a slap this time. Tune in to hear what managers won the best awards.
Zander, Jacob, and... sort of Joe suggest podcast names and break down the Week 15 playoff and consolation bracket matchups. A few trophies are handed out, and after a quick tranny review, the semi-final matchups are previewed. Short and sweet this week. Join us next week for the Dundee Awards!