Phase 2 of government: delivery. Interim report for your immediate attention.
The Democratic People’s Republic of Starmerstan exceeds quota of incompetence for fifteenth month running.
Electoral losses and poor polling production remain stable.
Failure rates continuing to stabilise.
Dear Leader commences “Digital ID: Resistance Is Futile” tour.
It’s all going extremely well. You are strongly advised to keep smiling!
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Carbon points on sandwiches? Jews banned from Birmingham? Gen Z rejecting genderism (maybe)?
PLUS all the usual swears and giggling.
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Brownshirts on parade, undeterred by peace breaking out. Pale stale male blames other pale stale males for all the bad things. Blasphemy laws defeated in key appeal. Big Wes is watching your weight. Literally.
PLUS all the usual swears and giggling.
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DO look back in anger, we’re already divided, no more hollow words and empty promises.
Jack and I talk about the atrocity in Manchester on Yom Kippur.
PLUS Digital ID and Greta’s Ego-Flotilla
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Dear Leader recognises the State of Narnia, a man gets his collar felt for being untoward about Hamas, a Swede gets fired from her own flotilla, another man’s indefinite suspension turns out to last five days, Britcards are to be issued to all working droids in the Democratic People’s Republic of Starmerstan and a controversial Instagram personality gets told off by the Stasi. It’s all going on!
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Updates on stories we covered last week: Charlie Kirk’s assassination and Mandygate PLUS WhatsApp banter is bad for your career, how a party falls apart before it’s even started, the Starmerstan Stasi pay a visit to a woman who’s just not taking it lying down AND antisemites ruin Eurovision.
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A young man gets shot in Utah; a young woman gets stabbed in North Carolina. The reverberations go global. Is this a turning point?
Here in the UK, to lose a Deputy Prime Minister may be regarded as a misfortune; to then lose a US Ambassador looks like carelessness. Starmer’s phase 2 hits the skids…again.
Plus, Greta’s flotilla to deliver "aid" to Gaza is desperate for more attention.
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Now is the autumn of our discontent as rumblings occur in the upper echelons of the Democratic People’s Republic of Starmerstan, illiberal measures flounder, Graham Linehan feels the boot of authoritarianism on his neck and insane minority parties start to tear themselves apart – how did THAT happen.
Warning: may contain swears and boob jokes (you’ll see the relevance)
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It’s the last week of our Summer of Censorship tour of the People’s Democratic Republic of Starmerstan, possibly to be renamed Raynerstan, with a brief stopover in Turtle Island. Epping, Kweers stopping Pride the policing of silent prayer and protest and the horrors of sexagenarian headphone dodgers.
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Jack’s back and our Summer of Censorship tour of the People’s Democratic Republic of Starmerstan continues. Political prisoners, chaos, war and hate – we’ve got it all going on!
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This week, it’s just me reporting from the Democratic Republic of Starmerstan because Jack had a bad kebab and is off sick. We need to protect the scumbags from the consequences of their own actions, it seems. Find out what I’m talking about in this week’s episode.
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Jack and I continue our reports from the Democratic Republic of Starmerstan. Apparently, we’re terrorists now and you are too, probably!
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After a brief update on the Sandie Peggie employment tribunal, Jack and I get into thegovernment’s sticky-beaking on social media. It’s for your own good, you know. Welcometo East Berlin, 1971!
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More on the ongoing dismantling of the gender cult in the USA and more on the Sandie Peggie employment tribunal up in Scotland. PLUS an absolutely bonkers campaign by a children’s presenter. With me, Clive and my evil sidekick, Jack!
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Jack and I are back back back with a (mostly) good news special. A partial victory in the case of Sandie Peggie in Scotland. Victory in a case against Northumbria police. The demise of Pride in Surrey and the slow crumbling of the edifice of so-called “gender affirming care” in the USA
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Gay Shame Month is over but the shame keeps shaming. A major LGBTQIA+ safeguarding failure is revealed, Andrew Sullivan has some words of warning to avoid further shame and yet more shame heaped on the “medically necessity” of “gender transition”.
Jo Bartosch: The paedophile who hid behind Pride
Andrew Sullivan in the New York Times
Colin Wright on the harms of oestrogen
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Jack and I are joined by The Famous Artist Birdy Rose and Doozer McDooze for the most bonkers cancellation tale we've ever heard. Falsehoods, fictions, faeces: it's got it all!
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Jack and I were hoping to be joined by Mr Dennis Kavanagh this week but sadly, his computer screwed up and he was unable to come along. So, thanks to Grok, we were able to cobble together a show. Bunnies, Australian court rulings, American court rulings and mad doctors: it’s got it all!
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Jack and I are joined by Jack Jewell in a wide-ranging discussion: Mean Girl behaviour in the arts, I Kissed A Boy, Ireland, more gender madness than you can shake a stick at and much, much more
And you can find him on Substack too
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Jack and I are joined by Gareth Roberts and we are not feeling the queer joy of Pride Month. We talkabout that, Dr Who, the new “hit” show based on the memoirt of by trans writer Paris Lees and an update on Olympic boxer, Imane Khelif, who we can now confidently report is aman.
GARETH’S SUBSTACK: THE AGEOF STUPID
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