What’s Christmas without a ghost story? Join us at the Die-O-Rama as we tell the tragic tale of Sabella, and wish you and yours a merry merry.

EVERYBODY KNOWS WHAT “CHEKHOV’S GUN”IS: A DRAMATIC PRINCIPLE THAT STATES IF YOU INTRODUCE A GUN IN ACT ONE, IT SHOULD SHOOT SOMEONE BY THE END OF ACT TWO. BUT WHAT ABOUT CHEKHOV’S ACTUAL GUN? WHERE IS IT? WHO OWNS IT? WE DO. THE DIE-O-RAMA BOUGHT IT AT A SECRET CHARITY AUCTION! LISTEN IN AND HEAR THE TALE OF HOW WE DID THIS, WHAT IT COST US, AND WHAT WAS LEFT OF US AFTER. HTTP://LINKTR.EE/DIE_O_RAMA

A rainy night…a creepy mansion…a pizza delivery driver…a handsome weirdo…and a wager…find out if any of th=ose things are in this episode of…the die-o-rama! http://linktr.ee/Die_O_Rama

You’ve got your whole life ahead of you, nothing but clear sights ahead. But then a perfidious thought creeps into your head: what if there were something behind me? What if there were someone behind me? Well, there’s your whole week ruined. Suddenly, you can’t see the clear sights ahead, because you’ve got a pain in your neck from trying to look behind you. Which you can’t. We know. We’ve tried. Let the Die-O-Rama ruin your day, as it lurks…BEHIND YOU!

Hard work is it’s own reward. Also money is. But you won’t need to earn money when you work for Prattsymid, the world’s everything corporation. So what if they’re CEO is lost in space, and he was replaced with an Algorithm. You’ll love working for Prattsymid so much, you’ll never want to go home. Just work. Only work. You do the work…in THE DIE-O-RAMA! https://linktr.ee/Die_O_Rama

The town of Cooper’s Bend makes safety spooky! The town has had some…incidents…in the past…and have learned their safety lessons the hard, and the sticky, way. They’ve produced this educational audio-“visual” treat for your safety…so you won’t be tricked like they were. Brought to you by Malthus Munch Amalgamated, now under new ownership since the…incident…in THE DIE-O-RAMA!

It’s that time of year again, when all the goopy undead commit home invasion robberies and demand all your stuff in the name of a criminal mastermind whose street name isTiny Timothy…I never did finish that story. Anyways, Happy Holidays, fellow travelers! Enjoy this yuletide Die-O-Rama, don’t kill your family, and we’ll see you next year!

Apps! Is there anything they can’t/can do? Can they remember where I put my keys, or to not tell THAT joke at the Monday meeting, or where I put my keys? Is there an app that remembers to download this week’s Die-O-Rama? Yes, there is. Do you remember where I put my keys?

Humans rule the Earth because of our exceptional minds, which we keep locked up and well fed in our gooey brains. But what if there are bigger, gooier brains out there (I’m pointing up at the stars), and they are more exceptional than our brains. Also, these brains can fire lasers and mind control stuff. Do our gooey brains and their mind prisoners even stand a chance, even?!?!? Tune into tonight’s Die-O-Rama, for all the news that’s fit to…this just in…Earth has been invaded by- (RAY GUN SFX).

There are those who say romance is dead! Those people have never been a young man in love. Why when you’re a young man in love, you’ll do almost anything to impress your inamorata…even (accidentally) summon a swarming horde of crimsoned corpses, who want nothing but to rip the hearts from your lusty, loving chests! Buy tonight’s Die-O-Rama dinner first, and it’ll show you such sights (in audio form!).

Did you know that the future comes from the past? Without the past, the future would just be the present, and the present is never where it’s supposed to be. That’s why it’s always best to make yourself at home in either the past or the future, and in The Haunted House of Tomorrow, you can do both in style and comfort and abject terror. Ring the doorbell of tonight’s Die-O-Rama, and come on in. But for the love of Buckminster Fuller, wipe your feet…

Admit it: when you were a kid, things were better and made sense. But today’s kids make no sense at all. They don’t even have to walk miles and miles in the snow to get to school! They just sit at home and go to school on their phones for some reason that has nothing to do with who you voted for. Walk miles and miles into tonight’s Die-O-Rama, and learn how you are right, and it is the children, always the children, who make no damn sense.

You’ve heard it your whole life: “4 out of 5 dentists agree!”. But just who is this 5th Dentist? Who does he think he is? Step inside tonight’s Die-O-Rama, and witness the fetid fillings of the 5th Dentist, the man who tried to steal Halloween!