In the latest episode of the Dictators we release an exclusive never before heard interview with Jeffrey Epstein about the allegations relating to his pedophilia and sex crimes. President for Life Donald Trump also convenes a round table of his infamous enemies, or are they secretly his friends? Crooked Hillary, Obama, Biden and Kamala all discuss the pizza shop, child trafficking and whether they're really guilty of planning a coup to overthrow the President. But why does Kamala have a secret obsession with the Epstein conspiracy? Is Pam Bondi a real person or is she just a tumor in the President's brain? Why did Biden use an auto-pen and was he even conscious during his final months in office? Will RFK find autism during the President's prostate check for measles? But even more importantly we dive into the allegations against Trump, Clinton and Epstein as we discuss the private island network where these political figures and billionaires and millionaires have laundered their money and engage in crimes too gross to mention. Is Hillary really guilty? Is Elon about to take over the US military with his evil Hitler-loving AI chatbot? Will Ghislaine Maxwell speak out? And why does Donald have a sex fetish only for Hillary? Find out on the Dictators!
On this episode of the award winning global hit podcast The Dictators, President for Life Donald Trump, Pete Hegseth, Benjamin Netanyahu and Marco Rubio convene in the situation room to bomb Iran, but are the lizard people behind it? Did Bibi really get the intelligence from a drug-fuelled hallucination? And will they succeed at Operation Make Persia Great Again? But they need to get to Europe and negotiate the new NATO deal where Trump is the daddy and all the European countries are like little children. Which is why Trump asks Marco to use magic to get him instantly back to the United States where every day in the White House is TACO Tuesday and where the Supreme Court and the porky pig does whatever he wants. But will Trump deport Elon? And is Marco Rubio actually Harry Potter using pollyjuice potion trying to save the world? Find out, or don't find out, on The Dictators!
On this episode of the award winning global hit podcast The Dictators, President for Life Donald Trump takes on Elon Musk in a match of insults, and both verbal and physical attacks, before he gets fingered by RFK Jr to check for measles and prostate cancer. Marco tries to cheer him up by giving him a birthday cake, but this doesn't work, so he attends his military birthday parade before negotiating with Putin and Netanyahu on the escalating Israel-Iran conflict, but will he launch the nukes? Will he cause World War 3? Find out, or don't find out, on The Dictators!
On this episode of the Dictators, sponsored by Trump Pet Food and the Trump memecoin, we follow President for Life Trump and his sidekick Little Marco on their trip around the world involving trade deals, confessions and peace treaties. American air travel is collapsing, so he gets Marco Rubio to devise a travel itinerary which takes him on Amtrak to New York where he learns all about the Statue of Liberty and America's history with immigration. But is this all a ruse? Is Marco just trying to get Trump to appreciate immigrants against his will?
They travel to the Vatican where the new Pope intends on finding out what happened to Trump during his childhood that made him so emotionally damaged and asks him into confession. This brings up some sexual tension for Trump but sadly no trade deals. So he goes to Saudi Arabia asking for money where they have fun discussing slave labor, murdering journalists, and engaging in rampant corruption and nepotism. But will he negotiate a treaty with Iran, and what does Bibi Netanyahu want with him? Will Ukraine and Russia agree to cooperate? And why has Trump asked them to design the next Trump Hotel? Is he franchising world peace? Find out on the latest episode of the Dictators!
In the latest episode of the Dictators, President Donald Trump celebrates the most incredible, tremendous, absolutely historic first 100 days in office. He convenes a special meeting of his ad hoc National Insecurity Council, including little Marco, Tulsi Gabbard, Kristi Noem, Kash Patel, Pam Bondi and Petey Hegseth to discuss all the amazingly incompetent achievements they've had in the past few months of chaos. His overconfident advisors and loyal yes-people are sure that Pam's recent declaration of saving 258 million lives is actually an under count and the real number could in fact be 258 billion lives, which would span the past, present, future, and the multiverse. Poor Petey is very insecure about his insecure group chats and feels bullied by the rest of the group, and is even more concerned when he discovers that he is not the real Secretary of Defense. As the meeting spirals into delusion, they storm into the Situation Room to undertake a very important, very secret mission to eliminate the Houthis in Yemen once and for all, but instead get migrants killed. The insecurity rises when it's discovered that Elon Musk has been sleeping in the Situation Room trying to avoid both Trump and his Tesla board members. Trump and Elon discuss him stepping down permanently, and though he may occasionally visit and maybe even guest star on future episodes of the podcast, they will never be literal butt buddies ever again. So sad. So president for life.
DE6 - Liberation Day & Robber Barons
On this episode President Donald Trump reviews his major achievements of the past two weeks, including deporting a lot of innocent people and trashing the global economy on Liberation Day by back-flipping on lots of tariffs and escalating his trade war with China. Prepare for chaos! He speaks with Pete Hegseth about the new highly secure messaging system called Signal, who shows him how to use the app. He speaks with his good dear friend Bibi Netanyahu about the tariffs and about the situation in the Middle East, and also with J.D. Vance who’s very insecure about not having been on the podcast yet. He’s having issues with his marriage and recently returned from a trip to Greenland. Elon Musk might be appearing on the podcast for the last time, or will he? He speaks with Mark Zuckerberg about their status as Robber Barons of the 21st century, and how they’ve used social media to destroy the world, before he leaves and Elon discusses the recent activities at the Department of Government Efficiency.
On the latest episode of the record breaking, number one podcast, awarded "Best New Fascist Podcast" at the fake woke Grammy Awards, President for Life Donald J Trump reviews his incredible ground breaking achievements of the second month of his second term. He catches up with his dear friend Bibi Netanyahu to review everything happening in Israel and the Middle East before he sits down with Vladimir Putin to review issues regarding voter fraud. Both of them and President Zelensky of Ukraine discuss a deal to end the war between Russia and Ukraine. This landmark deal has all the potential of ending years of war and saving lives, but will it succeed? Or will their incompetence lead to failure? He takes a big boy nap while Elon Musk reviews everything being achieved by DOGE before returning to listen to Kash Patel read him a bedtime story. Prepare for the end times by listening to the Dictators. This episode includes cameos from Melania who is very concerned that Donald has caught a sexually transmitted disease, and the new Prime Minister of Canada who is very displeased with Trumps behaviour.
On the fourth episode of the record breaking, number one podcast, awarded "Best New Fascist Podcast" at the fake woke Grammy Awards, President for Life Donald J Trump catches up with his frenemy President Zelensky of Ukraine to discuss the situation in Ukraine. He discusses his record setting second month of his second term during which he has brought the government and the economy to the edge of collapse. He goes to bed before letting Elon Musk discuss all his work in the Department of Government Efficiency dismantling the federal government and watching his Tesla stocks collapse to record lows. DOGE has almost fully dismantled the federal government, having closed or partly closed the Department of Education, the CPFB, the VA, various Health and Human Services divisions and programs, Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security, as well as the FAA, NOAA, the NWS, the EPA, various Defense Department programs, including the nuclear agency, and the National Park Service. Will it result in you suffering? Who knows?! But Elon Musk surely doesn't. Instead, he's getting access to the nuclear codes, and stealing all of your personal data from the IRS and the Treasury and selling it to the highest bidder. Prepare for chaos by listening to the Dictators!
On the third episode of the record breaking, number one podcast, recently awarded "Best New Fascist Podcast" at the fake woke Grammy Awards, President for Life Donald J Trump catches up with his friends Benjamin Netanyahu, and subservient billionaire lacky Elon Musk, to have follow on discussions, back by high demand, on Gaza and DOGE, continuing from previous episodes. They discuss the President's many achievements in his first few weeks of his second term, as well as developing Gaza, and the many efforts of the Department of Government Efficiency to dismantle USAID, the Department of Education, various Health and Human Services divisions and programs, including the CDC, NIH, Medicare, and Social Security, as well as the FAA.
On this episode of the Dictators, host President Donald J Trump interviews Elon Musk about the newly created Department of Government Efficiency to get rid of Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security, remove lazy and inefficient government workers, and replace the civilian population with highly efficient and subservient robots. They also discuss many of Musk's failed business ventures including SpaceX, NeuraLink, Tesla, and his purchase of Twitter, now X. Trump reviews his first week in office and the many numerous achievements he has made, which is more than sleepy Joe Biden achieved during his four years in office.
On the inaugural episode of the Dictators, host Donald J Trump interviews Benjamin Netanyahu about the Israel Gaza War and the recently announced ceasefire deal. They discuss not only the war, the ceasefire deal, dictatorship, and the bond they share, but also the broader implications for Trump's development of beachfront property in Gaza, the impact of the war on business, and Netanyahu's feelings on the war, the people, and his vision for Israel's place in the wider Middle East.
