In Todays Episode... God hates the word shit. Loose ends have a way of getting snip snap snip snap snipped. Never purchase harvested organs from the paperboy.

In Todays Episode... A mole starts a family with the target. Monetizing holidays leads to the invention of Cat New Year.

In Today's Episode... A salesman comes of age watching the love scene from Terminator. The future is but a garden path that follows along the Rube Goldberg machine of life.

In Today's Episode... Holiday tropes make life into art. Syphilis is a dating show's big reveal.

In Today's Episode... Energon cubes turn robots into junkies. The birth-to-prison pipeline demands its quota.

In Today's Episode... Creation gets a zhuzhing up with brand awareness and optimistic nihilism. Branding and capitalism tangle like a web of scarves.

In Today’s Episode… Toy Collection equals mother times therapy squared (T = mt^2). Fate gets Punk’D by Ashton Kutcher.

In Today’s Episode… The line between working and wiping your ass gets blurry. When you pick up a rock you are holding your fate in your hand.

In Today's Episode... Nana likes to swing. A note on the fridge makes the perfect trap.

In Today's Episode... Posidon gets served with tax documents by the IRS. Spoken word poets break the world down in simple terms.

In Today's Episode... Is publicly pissing your pants more evolved? Or is judging those who deviate the mark of an ordered society?

In Today's Episode... Arousal is the difference between an audiophile and an audio fetish. Red Vines are a basic human right.

In Today's Episode... Nothing gets more avant-garde than leaving the lens cap on. Love imitates art when actors have a moment.

In Today's Episode... Couples therapy is a sport that divides the winners from the losers. Nudity and a lake of fire make an above ground pool for the devil.

In Today's Episode... Greasing up with snow is a carnal pleasure. Mr. and Mrs. Claus explore the possibilities of an open relationship.

In Today's Episode... In a world without rules, Spring Break rules. Tiger pits are the only safe place to hide from tigers.

In Today's Episode... Hunters become the hunted when murderers die in each other’s arms. Buying and selling Danny Elfmans are a unit of success.

In Today's Episode... A tiger specializes in Lincoln-Douglas style debates. Scent glands will take your breath away.

In a Very Special Bonus Episode... Not gonna lie, I’m a basic guy When I get a latte, It’s pumpkin spice You can try to judge me, I won’t live a lie Yes I’m a yuppie, I work 9 to 5 Made this song on my Mac Book Pro Shop on amazon with my new iPhone Watch NBA on my Apple TV Wake up every day with an average physique Face it. I’m basic I claim it. Embrace it Haters gonna hate it, they can keep it real I prefer to fake it and that’s the deal Used to give a shit, now I don’t ...

In Today's Episode... Tea time must wait until it’s go time. Art derives art in an infinite spiral of inspiration.