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The Custard Splat
The Custard Splat
72 episodes
2 hours ago

The definitive Southend United fan show - packed with news, nostalgia, and passionate chat. From matchday meltdowns to transfer talk, we cover it all with heart, humour, and honesty.


This Podcast has been created and uploaded by members of The Custard Splat Podcast. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT


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The definitive Southend United fan show - packed with news, nostalgia, and passionate chat. From matchday meltdowns to transfer talk, we cover it all with heart, humour, and honesty.


This Podcast has been created and uploaded by members of The Custard Splat Podcast. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT


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Episodes (20/72)
The Custard Splat
Game Day Splat: Carlisle Fan, Lee Rooney

It’s a big one tonight in the National League, Southend United vs Carlisle United and we’ve got a special guest joining us for the build-up!


We're joined by Lee Rooney, co-host of the Brunton Bugle Podcast, to talk all things Carlisle United, their drop into non-league football, and what both sets of fans can expect from this massive clash at Roots Hall.


🎧 Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & YouTube.

💬 Follow us @CustardSplatPod for clips, news, and bonus content.


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2 hours ago
59 minutes 39 seconds

The Custard Splat
The Curse of the FA Cup

In this episode, Scott and Oli dive head-first into Southend United’s latest FA Cup heartbreak, a frustrating defeat to Wealdstone that’s left Blues fans wondering if there really *is* a curse on our cup campaigns. We take a sobering look back at our FA Cup record over the last decade… and let's just say, it isn’t pretty.


But it’s not all doom and gloom, the National League rolls on and we turn our attention to tonight’s clash away at Woking, previewing what the Shrimpers need to do to bounce back and restore some pride under the lights.


🎧 Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & YouTube.

💬 Follow us @CustardSplatPod for clips, news, and bonus content.


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3 days ago
1 hour 42 seconds

The Custard Splat
A Perfect October

Southend United finish the month in style with four wins from four, momentum building and smiles all round at Roots Hall.


This week Oli and Scott W break down another professional performance as the Blues saw off Brackley 2–0 keeping the good times rolling.


We also shine a light on the U18s' brilliant 3–0 win away at Bishop’s Stortford, chat about the ongoing wait for a new Women’s Team manager, and celebrate well-earned recognition for Kev and Harry Boyes after a flawless October.


🎧 Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & YouTube.

💬 Follow us @CustardSplatPod for clips, news, and bonus content.


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1 week ago
1 hour 30 minutes 33 seconds

The Custard Splat
The CLEANEST Team in the League

Oli’s away in France celebrating his wedding anniversary, so it’s a two-man booth this week as Scott W and Scott B take to the mics.


It's a bumper episode covering all things Southend United from the last 7 days - from back-to-back wins over Morecambe (0–3) and Folkestone Invicta (4–1) to reaction on drawing Wealdstone in the FA Cup.


Slavi Spasov’s hot form continues with 4 goals in 3 games and we celebrate Kevin Maher’s 4 years in charge.


We also discuss huge developments for the Southend United Ladies, as the club announces plans to appoint its first-ever paid Head Coach in a landmark moment for the women’s team.


There’s also praise for the U18s after their 3–0 wins over Dagenham & Redbridge and Sudbury, earning a trip to Bishop’s Stortford in the FA Youth Cup.


Finally, we look ahead to this weekend’s clash with Brackley


🎧 Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & YouTube.

💬 Follow us @CustardSplatPod for clips, news, and bonus content.


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2 weeks ago
1 hour 43 minutes 25 seconds

The Custard Splat
April Smith: Part Two

In Part Two of our conversation with April Smith, we continue her incredible journey from founding Southend United Ladies FC to her current role in the community at Leyton Orient FC. April talks about the evolution of women’s football, the growing professionalism across the leagues, and what still needs to change to give female players the platform they deserve.


It’s an insightful and inspiring conclusion to April’s story - one that highlights her dedication, vision, and lasting impact on the women’s game in Essex and beyond.


👉 Follow & Support The Custard Splat:

  • Twitter/X: @CustardSplatPod
  • Instagram: @CustardSplatPod
  • Patreon: patreon.com/CustardSplatPod

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3 weeks ago
59 minutes 56 seconds

The Custard Splat
April Smith: Part One

Episode Description:

In this episode of The Custard Splat, we sit down with April Smith. The driving force behind Southend United Ladies FC. April shares the inspiring story of how she built the women’s team from the ground up during her decade with Southend United in the Community, balancing passion, persistence, and a deep love for the game. Now taking on a similar role at Leyton Orient FC, April reflects on the challenges, the milestones, and the people who helped make Southend United Ladies what it is today.

This is Part One of an honest, inspiring two-part conversation about women’s football, leadership, and building something from nothing.


👉 Follow & Support The Custard Splat:

  • Twitter/X: @CustardSplatPod
  • Instagram: @CustardSplatPod
  • Patreon: patreon.com/CustardSplatPod

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4 weeks ago
1 hour 2 minutes 22 seconds

The Custard Splat
#BringBackTheSplat

Scott and Scott are back to reflect on defeats to Eastleigh and Scunthorpe, the impact of missing key players, and the growing abuse online, despite this being our best start in 35 years.


We also launch the #BringBackTheSplat campaign to push for a reimagined Custard Splat shirt in 2026, and celebrate Southend Ladies’ brilliant 5–0 win over Stanway Pegasus.


👉 Follow & Support The Custard Splat:

  • Twitter/X: @CustardSplatPod
  • Instagram: @CustardSplatPod
  • Patreon: patreon.com/CustardSplatPod

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1 month ago
1 hour 14 minutes 13 seconds

The Custard Splat
Game of Opinions

Southend’s unbeaten home run continues after a 1-1 draw with Boston, but can Roots Hall truly become a fortress? Scott and Scott are in the studio this week (with Oli away on assignment) to break down the comeback, reflect on the impact of Noor Husin’s season-ending injury, and look ahead to a massive clash with Rochdale.


⚽ Join the conversation:

  • Twitter/X: @CustardSplatPod
  • Instagram: @CustardSplatPod


💙 Support the podcast & help us grow: Patreon.com/CustardSplatPod


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1 month ago
1 hour 2 minutes 4 seconds

The Custard Splat
Husin Injury Blow

We saw off Halifax 3–0 at Roots Hall with three different goalscorers and another clean sheet, but the afternoon was overshadowed by an injury to Noor Husin.


Scott and Oli break down the performance, Halifax’s approach, Gus & Dallas both hitting three goals for the season, and Jack Bridge showing he’s still got a part to play.


We also chat through the early season positives, the impact Husin’s absence could have, and what’s next for the Shrimpers.


👉 Follow & Support The Custard Splat:

  • Twitter/X: @CustardSplatPod
  • Instagram: @CustardSplatPod
  • Patreon: patreon.com/CustardSplatPod

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1 month ago
1 hour 24 minutes 11 seconds

The Custard Splat
Wealdstone Wobble

Scott W and Oli are in the studio this week (with Scott B missing due to work commitments) to break down the last few days for Southend United.


We look back at the 2–1 win over Solihull Moors on Saturday, before dissecting last night’s 3–2 defeat away at Wealdstone – the Shrimpers’ first loss of the season.


We also preview this weekend’s home clash with Halifax Town (Saturday 6th September) and ask the big question: is the National League table starting to take shape already? Who’s there to stay in the top 6/7, and who might fade away?


All in this week’s Custard Splat.

Follow us on socials:

  • Instagram: @CustardSplatPod
  • TikTok: The Custard Splat
  • Patreon: www.patreon.com/CustardSplatPod



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2 months ago
1 hour 30 minutes 25 seconds

The Custard Splat
The Yellow Card Spectrum

Scott W and Scott B are back in the studio for a bumper episode of The Custard Splat.


It’s been a busy stretch since we last recorded, with four games to break down:

  • 🏠 Tamworth (H) – Won 2-0
  • 🏠 York (H) – Drew 0-0
  • 🚍 Truro (A) – Won 1-0
  • 🏠 Hartlepool (H) – Drew 1-1


We dive into the key talking points from each match – the grit of away wins, the frustration of missed chances at home, and the late drama at Roots Hall.

Expect debate, fan reactions, and plenty of Southend United passion as we look at:


  • Where the Shrimpers sit in the table.
  • Standout players and squad concerns.
  • The mood around the fanbase.
  • What’s next for the club.


🎧 Twitter/X: @CustardSplatPod

📸 Instagram: @CustardSplatPod

👍 Facebook: The Custard Splat Podcast

❤️ Patreon: Support us on Patreon


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2 months ago
1 hour 39 minutes 47 seconds

The Custard Splat
BONUS: National League Home Kit Rankings 2025/26

Scott W, Scott B. & Oli are back on the mics for a special bonus episode of The Custard Splat!


This time we’re putting our fashion critic hats on and giving all 24 National League home kits the full treatment, honest opinions, plenty of laughs, and a ranking out of 5 for each shirt.


Expect some debate, a few unexpected favourites, and maybe even a controversial low score or two. Whether you’re into classic stripes, bold patterns, or “what on earth were they thinking?” designs, this is the episode for you.


If you’re a shirt collector, a die-hard fan, or just love a bit of football kit chat, settle in – this one’s for you!


💬 Join the conversation:

Twitter/X – @CustardSplatPod

Instagram – @CustardSplatPod

Patreon – Support us here


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2 months ago
1 hour 28 minutes 23 seconds

The Custard Splat
Gateshead Glory, Dallas' Arrival & Roots Hall Revamp

The Custard Splat is back - and what a start to the season! Scott Wallace and Scott Barber break down Southend United’s emphatic 3–0 away win over Gateshead, with standout moments, goalscorers, and why this could be the perfect launchpad for the campaign ahead.


There’s plenty of transfer talk too: Andrew Dallas joins the Shrimpers, Macauley Bonne moves on, and we discuss Oli Coker’s importance.


We also take a deep dive into the August 2025 Roots Hall facilities update. From pitch upgrades to hospitality improvements and what it means for the club’s future. Plus we preview back-to-back home fixtures against Tamworth and York City.


In community news we look ahead to Riley’s All Stars charity game, featuring Southend legends Alan McCormack, Steve Tilson, Frankie Banks, and a couple of surprise names including TikTok football creator Alexis Cassar


Finally, we push our Patreon, where you can hear our exclusive full-length Frankie Banks interview and get early access to upcoming guest episodes (including a former academy keeper, a current keeper in fine form, and a defensive stalwart from the 2000s).


🔗 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/custardsplatpod


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2 months ago
54 minutes 48 seconds

The Custard Splat
Curtain Raisers, Crisis Clubs & Riley's All Stars

🎙️ It’s the curtain raiser weekend. Scott & Scott are back in the studio for a stacked episode ahead of the 2025/26 National League season!


Here’s what’s on the mic:

⚽️ This Week’s Talking Points

  • 🎲 National League Predictions with a Twist
  • 24 clubs. Drawn at random. Once they’re placed, they’re locked in - unless we use our one wildcard swap each.


  • ⚠️ Morecambe FC Crisis Discussion
  • We discuss the devastating situation at Morecambe FC, whose membership in the National League has been suspended due to financial turmoil.
  • We reflect on Southend United’s near-collapse and how closely this mirrors it, a must-hear for fans who’ve lived through club instability.


  • 🌟 Riley’s All-Stars Charity Match Preview
  • We shine a spotlight on young Riley Whatley, who is bravely battling Spinal Muscular Atrophy (SMA) Type 1.
  • We talk through the incredible charity football match coming up on Saturday 24th August at Bowers & Pitsea FC, raising funds to support Riley’s journey.
  • Confirmed so far: Southend United legends Frankie Banks, Steve Tilson, and one more very familiar face joining the squad (revealed exclusively on the pod!).


📅 Riley’s All-Stars Charity Match Info

📍 Location: Bowers & Pitsea FC

📆 Date: Saturday 24th August, 2025

⏰ Time: Kick-off TBC

🎟️ Why: Raising funds for Riley's essential medical equipment, physio, and day-to-day needs

🎗️ Fundraising Link:

👉 https://www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding/rileysallstars


📲 Follow Us on Socials

🔵 @custardsplatpod on Instagram

🔵 @custardsplatpod on X (Twitter)

💬 Tag us, message us, or send your league predictions!


💙 Follow & Support Riley’s All-Stars

📸 Instagram: @rileysallstars

🎗️ Donate & Share: justgiving.com/crowdfunding/rileysallstars

🎧 Listen Now on:

  • Spotify
  • Apple Podcasts
  • Amazon Music


📢 Don’t forget to rate, review & share if you enjoy the pod, it really helps us out!



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3 months ago
1 hour 15 minutes 35 seconds

The Custard Splat
Terrace Talk: Slough (A)

In this special episode of The Custard Splat we're taking you right to the heart of the action at Southend United's pre-season game against Slough. Scott Wallace and Scott Barber are mic'd up, bringing you an authentic, unfiltered terrace experience. Get ready for raw and unscripted as we discuss everything from the game itself to thoughts on the season ahead, all while soaking up the atmosphere with fellow fans. It's like you're right there with us, rubbing shoulders with the crowd and sharing in the excitement.


Follow Us:

🐦 Twitter: @CustardSplatPod

📸 Instagram: @TheCustardSplat

🎶 TikTok: @TheCustardSplat


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3 months ago
48 minutes 24 seconds

The Custard Splat
BONUS: Frankie Banks: Part One

In this episode we sit down with Southend United legend Frankie Banks to talk about his early days at the club, making his debut and what it was really like behind the scenes at Roots Hall.


This is Part One of the interview, a little taster of what’s to come. The full chat is nearly two hours long and it’s available now over on our Patreon 👇


🔓 Get the full episode on Patreon

🎧 https://www.patreon.com/c/custardsplatpod

Subscribe for a small monthly fee to unlock the full length interview and help support the podcast. Think of it as buying us a pint, or a coffee if you don't want us slurring our words on the pod. Your backing helps us cover costs and keep building "The Splat" into something bigger - more than just a podcast. We're aiming for a proper Southend fan media platform. 💛💙


📲 Follow us on socials for more:

Instagram @CustardSplatPod

X @CustardSplatPod

TikTok @CustardSplat


📣 We’re Looking for Sponsors This Season

Want to support fan-led Southend content and get your brand in front of a loyal local audience? We're looking for sponsors to help take "The Splat" to the next level.


🤝 Sponsorship Benefits:

  • 🎧 Mentions and shoutouts in every episode
  • 📱 Logo placement on our social media graphics
  • 📸 Exposure through TikTok, Instagram & more
  • 📣 Direct promotion to Southend fans who love their club
  • 🎥 Opportunities to sponsor future video features & match day content


If you’re a local business, brand, or just a fan who wants to back the pod, we’d love to chat. Drop us a message on socials or email us directly thecustardsplat@outlook.com


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3 months ago
36 minutes 40 seconds

The Custard Splat
Commercial Manager: Rylee Doe

This week on "The Splat" we’re joined by Southend United’s Commercial Manager, Rylee.


We talk about what really goes into those kit launch videos. The months of planning, the effort to stop things leaking early, and the pressure to get it right.


Rylee also shares his journey from coming in one day a week as an intern to becoming an integral part of the commercial side of the club and how he’s building links with local businesses, and why community matters more than ever.


He’s a great guest, full of energy and honesty. One for fans who love hearing what happens off the pitch.


💛 Support the show on Patreon:

patreon.com/TheCustardSplat


📱 Follow us on socials:

Twitter/X: @CustardSplatPod

Instagram: @CustardSplatPod

TikTok: @CustardSplat


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3 months ago
1 hour 42 minutes 32 seconds

The Custard Splat
New Home Kit & Transfer Gossip
We dive into the new home kit. Plus latest transfer rumours. Strap in, we're both incredible kit nerds.

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4 months ago
1 hour 43 minutes 51 seconds

The Custard Splat
Back with a Splat
After a year-long break, 'The Splat' returns with a bang! Scott Wallace, flanked by Oli Graystone and Scott Barber unite to relaunch Southend United’s favourite podcast. In this jam-packed reintroduction episode, the lads reflect on the incredible trip to Wembley, discuss the highs and lows of Southend’s pre-season, and share their hopes, fears, and bold predictions for the campaign ahead.

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4 months ago
1 hour 18 minutes 51 seconds

The Custard Splat
S08 E01 - King Kev's New Era Blues
We are finally free from Ron Martin. What do we talk about now?!

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1 year ago
55 minutes 51 seconds

The Custard Splat

The definitive Southend United fan show - packed with news, nostalgia, and passionate chat. From matchday meltdowns to transfer talk, we cover it all with heart, humour, and honesty.


This Podcast has been created and uploaded by members of The Custard Splat Podcast. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.