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The Crate and Crowbar
The Crate and Crowbar
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A group of friends who work in the games industry meet up once a week to talk about PC games over a drink.
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A group of friends who work in the games industry meet up once a week to talk about PC games over a drink.
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The Crate and Crowbar
Episode 448: Découpage That Worm!
Jamie and Marsh get pumped, pepped and revved up for the summer games marketing onslaught, and then enjoy the more tangible pleasures of demos in the Steam Next Fest, including: Ball X Pit, Morsels, Bits & Bops, Consume Me, Dispatch and Baby Steps.

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In this episode, I, Marsh, misremember Peggle’s mascot as Bookworm Adventures’ mascot, which is a bookworm, despite the fact that only one of these titles has “bookworm” in the name. This is an error for which I do not deserve, and will never earn, your forgiveness—but I acknowledge it now to prepare you for the boiling rage my failure will induce.
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Lies of P and The Last Berserker – the best off-brand Soulslikes?
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Shout out to Ollie
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The games of Summer Game Fest:
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Mortal Shell 2
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Death Stranding 2: On the Beach
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Chronicles: Medieval
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End of Abyss
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Mouse: P.I. for Hire
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Game of Thrones: War for Westeros
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Atomic Heart 2 & The Cube
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Felt That: Boxing
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Out of Words
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Mafia: The Old Country
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Resident Evil Requiem
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LEGO Voyagers (LEGO Builders, from the same team, and LEGO 2K Drive, by not the same team, suggest that the LEGO brand has a stable of solid talent at their disposal.)
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Deadpool VR. So much great work going on in VR. This isn’t it. (Ghost Town, a VR puzzle game by Fireproof Games, developers of The Room series, might be brilliant, though.)
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Dying Light: The Beast
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Mixtape (the studio’s previous game was The Artful Escape)
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Acts of Blood
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MindsEye
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ILL
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Splitgate 2
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Games not from Summer Game Fest:
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Bloodstained: The Scarlet Engagement
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Lumines Arise (by the developers of people-herding puzzle game Humanity)
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Silent Hill F
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Militsioner
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Sleep Awake
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Mewgenics (the Other One Who Isn’t Edmund McMillen is in fact called Tommy Refenes, and is making Super Meatboy 3D)
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Games from Steam Next Fest:
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Ball X Pit
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Morsels
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Dispatch
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Bits & Bops
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Consume Me
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Baby Steps
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Mina The Hollower
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All Living Things
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Ninja Gaiden: Ragebound
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Absolum (the Streets Of Rage 4 people doing fantasy)
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Jupiter Hell Classic

You can hang out with us and our community on our Discord channel. If you have a question for a future episode, send it to us via the Questions sub-channel on our Discord or email it to questions@crateandcrowbar.com. You can also listen to it on YouTube, and subscribe to our YouTube channel, if you like.
The Crate and Crowbar is kindly funded by our Patreon backers. If you’d like to know more about supporting our podcast and its spinoffs, click here.
Our intro music is by The Mandibles from their track Clambake. Many of the band members now tour as Count Bobo And The Bullion.
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2 days ago
1 hour 9 minutes 30 seconds

The Crate and Crowbar
Episode 447: Snoop Dogg’s Degenerate Bush
Jamie and Marsh whoosh blueily through Doom: The Dark Ages, find real big fish in South of Midnight, experience the fraying bonds of marriage in It Takes Two, and feed children to a giant worm in Nidhogg.

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Doom: The Dark Ages
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South of Midnight
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It Takes Two
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Nidhogg
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Kirby’s Air Ride
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Rhythm Heaven Fever
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“You go, big guy!”
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Counterfeit Monkey
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Hadean Lands
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Enter the Matrix
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Type Help
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Sorcery

You can hang out with us and our community on our Discord channel. If you have a question for a future episode, send it to us via the Questions sub-channel on our Discord or email it to questions@crateandcrowbar.com. You can also listen to it on YouTube, and subscribe to our YouTube channel, if you like.
The Crate and Crowbar is kindly funded by our Patreon backers. If you’d like to know more about supporting our podcast and its spinoffs, click here.
Our intro music is by The Mandibles from their track Clambake. Many of the band members now tour as Count Bobo And The Bullion.
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2 weeks ago
56 minutes 32 seconds

The Crate and Crowbar
Episode 446: Baby’s First Cosmic Horror

Click ‘Use’, then click ‘Pod’. Success! You have unlocked access to an episode of adventure game discussion from the steamy podding lairs of Jamie and Tom!



First we turn our attentions to the fine timeline-twisting futuristic adventure game, Old Skies. We’re enjoying it greatly, along with Unavowed and the rest of Wadjet Eye Games collection.



Also Tom brought along a rough top five adventure games list (that he wishes he’d put Last Express on, or Siberia, or a dozen others). With the addition of Jamie’s suggestions we embark on a bit of time travel ourselves, remembering why these games captured our imaginations in spite of some abslutely honking puzzles.



Games discussed!



* The Monkey Island series* The Dig* Day of the Tentacle* Full Throttle* Grim Fandandgo* Dune (1992)* Lost Eden* Rama* I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream* Beneath A Steel Sky* Blade Runner* Kentucky Route Zero* Monkey Island 2* Thimbleweed Park* Ben There, Dan That* Time Gentlemen, Please!* Simon The Sorcerer 2* And More Grim Fandango why not



You can hang out with us and our community on our Discord channel. If you have a question for a future episode, send it to us via the Questions sub-channel on our Discord or email it to questions@crateandcrowbar.com. You can also listen to it on YouTube, and subscribe to our YouTube channel, if you like.



The Crate and Crowbar is kindly funded by our Patreon backers. If you’d like to know more about supporting our podcast and its spinoffs, click here.



Our intro music is by The Mandibles from their track Clambake. Many of the band members now tour as Count Bobo And The Bullion.
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1 month ago
1 hour 15 minutes 20 seconds

The Crate and Crowbar
Episode 445: 2 King 2 Come

Jamie, Tom and Marsh head out into the wild blue yonder (without headphones on like some kind of smug Japanese writer) and talk about 3 open world games, somewhat alike in dignity.



* Assassin’s Creed: Shadows is the brand new tiny-sword-up-my-sleeve ’em up, has peerless breezes, great killings, but boy is there a lot of it! * Atomfall is a game that Jamie loves more than just about anyone else he can find, listen to him incoherently try and explain why. * Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 is a game in which you play a smelly man who wants to be less smelly and is prepared to save and quit in order to do it.



You can hang out with us and our community on our Discord channel. If you have a question for a future episode, send it to us via the Questions sub-channel on our Discord or email it to questions@crateandcrowbar.com. You can also listen to it on YouTube, and subscribe to our YouTube channel, if you like.



The Crate and Crowbar is kindly funded by our Patreon backers. If you’d like to know more about supporting our podcast and its spinoffs, click here.



Our intro music is by The Mandibles from their track Clambake. Many of the band members now tour as Count Bobo And The Bullion.
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2 months ago
1 hour 10 minutes 59 seconds

The Crate and Crowbar
Episode 444: Sneers for Tears
The distant troglodyte descendants of Jamie and Marsh relive memories of the before-times and the joyous videogames that were once played, namely: 1000xResist, Type Help and Pathologic 3: Quarantine.

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Pathologic 3: Quarantine is the demo for a larger forthcoming game, and is harrowing in about every way it can be.
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1000xResist is a brilliant game about many things, including generational trauma and big pigeons. Contains mild jumping.
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This is a good video deep dive into the game.
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Type Help is an information game with a killer discovery mechanic and a wicked mystery. Bloody devil!
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Tom Francis, who has the best sheets, and now an IGF Award for Excellence in Design, did a video review of Type Help, here.

You can hang out with us and our community on our Discord channel. If you have a question for a future episode, send it to us via the Questions sub-channel on our Discord or email it to questions@crateandcrowbar.com. You can also listen to it on YouTube, and subscribe to our YouTube channel, if you like.
The Crate and Crowbar is kindly funded by our Patreon backers. If you’d like to know more about supporting our podcast and its spinoffs, click here.
Our intro music is by The Mandibles from their track Clambake. Many of the band members now tour as Count Bobo And The Bullion.
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2 months ago
1 hour 1 minute 11 seconds

The Crate and Crowbar
Episode 443: It’s Totally OK to Kill a Lizardman
Tom S joins Marsh to be baffled by BAFTA noms, enjoy the chaotic departure from military fiction in Black Ops 6, put on a purple frenzied bone hat in Monster Hunter, and bolster our collection of severed tongues in Avowed like the nimdoots we are.

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The BAFTA website has been designed by maniacs. You can just put things in a list! In a text list! There wasn’t a problem to solve there! Why am I expanding subcategories and scrolling horizontally just to see six fucking names, you FIENDS?
* Tactical Breach Wizards deserves to win all the categories, but was only nominated for Best Game Design.
* Black Ops 6 is the silliest Call of Duty yet, and, not coincidentally, also the best.
* Monster Hunter is a series I will never understand, but I will admit that it looks cool to wallop the big lizards in Monster Hunter Wilds.
* Fungal fantasy RPG Avowed is a 7/10 (extremely complimentary).

You can hang out with us and our community on our Discord channel. If you have a question for a future episode, send it to us via the Questions sub-channel on our Discord or email it to questions@crateandcrowbar.com. You can also listen to it on YouTube, and subscribe to our YouTube channel, if you like.
The Crate and Crowbar is kindly funded by our Patreon backers. If you’d like to know more about supporting our podcast and its spinoffs, click here.
Our intro music is by The Mandibles from their track Clambake. Many of the band members now tour as Count Bobo And The Bullion.
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3 months ago
1 hour 38 minutes 50 seconds

The Crate and Crowbar
Episode 442: Universe of Pots
Jamie and Marsh wallop their way through a sea of fascists in Indiana Jones and the Great Circle and enjoy the peaches, pots and permadeath of Shiren the Wanderer 6.

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Indiana Jones and the Great Circle is made by Machine Games, also known for the Wolfenstein reboot, its sequels and some brilliant level packs for Quake and Quake 2.
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Quinns Quest is a cool Youtube channel about TTRPGs
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Shiren the Wanderer 6: The Mystery Dungeon of Serpentcoil Island.

You can hang out with us and our community on our Discord channel. If you have a question for a future episode, send it to us via the Questions sub-channel on our Discord or email it to questions@crateandcrowbar.com. You can also listen to it on YouTube, and subscribe to our YouTube channel, if you like.
The Crate and Crowbar is kindly funded by our Patreon backers. If you’d like to know more about supporting our podcast and its spinoffs, click here.
Our intro music is by The Mandibles from their track Clambake. Many of the band members now tour as Count Bobo And The Bullion.
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4 months ago
1 hour 4 minutes 34 seconds

The Crate and Crowbar
Episode 441: Spaff Doubly With A Vengeance

Chris, Jamie, and friend of pod Paul Canavan squat doon in a cundie with a bottle of buckie and some (probably vegan) haggis tae blether aboot Scottish games and games that aren’t Scottish. We talk the excellent thrills, chills, and repeated drops off of oil rigs of fab walking sim Still Wakes The Deep, the hand crafted psychedelia of indie curio Judero, as well as the addictive properties of Xenotilt, the visceral Clinton jump scares of CODBLOPS6 and the ugly, bonkers world of Straftat (Straftat! Straftat!).



* Still Wakes The Deep * Judero and its charming making of video.* Straftat* Xenotilt* Call Of Duty: Black Ops 6



Music for today’s episode: Fiddles McGinty by Kevin MacLeod, licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/…) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-… Artist: http://incompetech.com/



Back Gold Teeth, look at Pale Tides, and buy Chris’ books here.



You can hang out with us and our community on our Discord channel. If you have a question for a future episode, send it to us via the Questions sub-channel on our Discord or email it to questions@crateandcrowbar.com.



You can also listen to this episode on on YouTube, and subscribe to our YouTube channel, if you like. The Crate and Crowbar is kindly funded by our Patreon backers. If you’d like to know more about supporting our podcast and its spinoffs, click here.
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6 months ago
1 hour 34 minutes 57 seconds

The Crate and Crowbar
Episode 440: Arcane Mark Versus Evil Greg

Chris, Senior Tom and Marsh convene to talk Metal Gear Rising Revengeance, Diablo 4, Rise Of The Golden Idol, Xenotilt, Destiny 2 and then Chris talks about Dragon Age: Veilguard non-stop for about 45 minutes and it’s kind of incredible.







* Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance is a game about cutting robots into many bits, or just two bits.* Diablo 4 is a game about killing many things and number go up, but at what cost.* Xenotilt is a pinball game that Jamie is now completely addicted to, thanks Chris. * Rise Of The Golden Idol might be a tad disappointing. * Dragon Age: Veilguard is a game about the Arcane Mark/Evil Greg dichotomy.



Back Gold Teeth, Pale Tides, and buy Chris’ books here.



You can hang out with us and our community on our Discord channel. If you have a question for a future episode, send it to us via the Questions sub-channel on our Discord or email it to questions@crateandcrowbar.com.



You can also listen to this episode on on YouTube, and subscribe to our YouTube channel, if you like. The Crate and Crowbar is kindly funded by our Patreon backers. If you’d like to know more about supporting our podcast and its spinoffs, click here. Our intro music is by The Mandibles from their track Clambake. Many of the band members now tour as Count Bobo And The Bullion.
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6 months ago
1 hour 55 minutes 31 seconds

The Crate and Crowbar
Episode 439: Druckmannocene Mythmulch

In which Tom Senior, Marsh Davies and Jamie Brittain convene on a perfectly normal and entirely non-epoch defining night in early November 2024 to discuss God Of War: Ragnarök at length, as well as providing various witterings about trailers good, names bad, books read and John Wayne movies for some reason. At one point Jamie gleefully imagines Kratos pulling the arms of a sacred deity. A good time is more or less had by all.



* God Of War: Ragnarök* Monster Hunter Wild* Caravan SandWitch * Jamie is reading The Great When by Alan Moore, Educated by Tara Westover and In The Days Of Rain by Rebecca Stott* Tom is reading Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro, Blame! by Tsutomu Nihei, Akira by Katsuhiro Otomo* Marsh is reading Maclom Gaskill’s The Ruin Of All Witches.



Back Gold Teeth, Pale Tides, and buy Chris’ books here.



You can hang out with us and our community on our Discord channel. If you have a question for a future episode, send it to us via the Questions sub-channel on our Discord or email it to questions@crateandcrowbar.com. You can also listen to it on YouTube, and subscribe to our YouTube channel, if you like.



The Crate and Crowbar is kindly funded by our Patreon backers. If you’d like to know more about supporting our podcast and its spinoffs, click here.



Our intro music is by The Mandibles from their track Clambake. Many of the band members now tour as Count Bobo And The Bullion.
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7 months ago
1 hour 45 minutes 25 seconds

The Crate and Crowbar
Episode 438: The Sludge of Frome
Tom S, Jamie and Marsh gather, like a drift of dead leaves, to discuss some seasonally spooky games: Alan Wake 2 and Mouthwashing. Also mentioned: Arco and Grunn.

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Painshill Park. The crystal grotto is closed on Mondays.
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Alan Wake 2
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Remember Quantum Break? My sympathies.
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Garth Marenghi is a better writer than Alan Wake, and he’s meant to be awful.
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Mouthwashing
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Arco
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Grunn
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Youtuber Lazy Game Reviews talks about The Sims

You can hang out with us and our community on our Discord channel. If you have a question for a future episode, send it to us via the Questions sub-channel on our Discord or email it to questions@crateandcrowbar.com. You can also listen to it on YouTube, and subscribe to our YouTube channel, if you like.
The Crate and Crowbar is kindly funded by our Patreon backers. If you’d like to know more about supporting our podcast and its spinoffs, click here.
Our intro music is by The Mandibles from their track Clambake. Many of the band members now tour as Count Bobo And The Bullion.
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7 months ago
1 hour 21 minutes 6 seconds

The Crate and Crowbar
Episode 437: Orb, Orb Never Changes

Marsh, Jamie and Chris convene to navigate the bouncy balls of Peglin, the less bouncy but surprisingly solid shooty-bangs of Warhammer 40K Space Marine 2, before failing to enjoy UFO 50 as much as they probably should.



Games Discussed:



* Peglin* Warhammer 40K: Space Marine 2* UFO 50



Back Gold Teeth here!


You can hang out with us and our community on our Discord channel. If you have a question for a future episode, send it to us at questions@crateandcrowbar.com, or look for the newly added questions forum on our discord. You can also listen to it on YouTube, and subscribe to our YouTube channel, if you like.
The Crate and Crowbar is kindly funded by our Patreon backers. If you’d like to know more about supporting our podcast and its spinoffs, click here.
Our intro music is by The Mandibles from their track Clambake. Many of the band members now tour as Count Bobo And The Bullion.
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8 months ago
1 hour 40 minutes 13 seconds

The Crate and Crowbar
Bonus Episode: Gold Teeth, Strange Stories and TTRPGs
Jamie kindly permits Marsh to talk about Gold Teeth, the tabletop roleplaying game he’s Kickstarting, which is just an excuse to ramble at length about roleplaying games more broadly with excellent chums Jim Rossignol and Chris Lackey.

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Gold Teeth! It’s a game of piracy and occult horror!
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Strange Studies of Strange Stories – an excellent podcast that deftly unpicks literary tales of the sinister, supernatural or simply weird. Well worth a sub. Patton Oswalt thinks so!
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Strange Stories is also soon to be a roleplaying game.
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Free League’s Alien RPG
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Mothership (and I don’t think it’s too spoilery to say that the time-loop module is Time After Time)
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Call of Cthulhu
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Marvel Superheroes
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Gamma World
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Star Frontiers
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Broken Compass is the game which inspires the matching-dice mechanism of Strange Stories
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Daggerheart is the system developed to replace D&D for Critical Role
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Thistle & Hearth – a dice-less game
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Starforged – a GM-less game with extremely elaborate world generation
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The Quiet Year is a map game in which the Frost Shepherds are coming.
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The Burning Wheel, Mouseguard and Miseries & Misfortunes are all games by Luke Crane.

You can hang out with us and our community on our Discord channel. If you have a question for a future episode, send it to us at questions@crateandcrowbar.com or tweet us @crateandcrowbar. You can also listen to it on YouTube, and subscribe to our YouTube channel, if you like.
The Crate and Crowbar is kindly funded by our Patreon backers. If you’d like to know more about supporting our podcast and its spinoffs, click here.
Our intro music is by The Mandibles from their track Clambake. Many of the band members now tour as Count Bobo And The Bullion.
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8 months ago
1 hour 15 minutes 51 seconds

The Crate and Crowbar
Episode 436: The Silence Of The Winnies

Chris, Jamie and Marsh return to explain where the hell they’ve been, before launching into discussions of effervescent pie-em-up comedy game Thank Goodness You’re Here, following that with some entirely unbiased discussion of glorious turn based tactics game Tactical Breach Wizards. We also discuss cosmetic etiquette in the grimdark future hellwarscape of Warhammer: Space Marine 2, as well as briefly wandering betwixt the fireboys, electro-crocs and Spidermans of Shunt: Hoedown Hunt Showdown. 



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Chris’s book for the Black Library ‘Darkoath’



Games Discussed



* Thank Goodness You’re Here 



* Tactical Breach Wizards



Games Mentioned



* Warhammer: Space Marine 2 



* Deus Ex: Human Revolution 



* Deus Ex: Mankind Divided



* Hunt: Showdown







You can hang out with us and our community on our Discord channel. If you have a question for a future episode, send it to us at questions@crateandcrowbar.com. You can also listen to it on YouTube, and subscribe to our YouTube channel, if you like.



The Crate and Crowbar is kindly funded by our Patreon backers. If you’d like to know more about supporting our podcast and its spinoffs, click here.



Our intro music is by The Mandibles from their track Clambake. Many of the band members now tour as Count Bobo And The Bullion.
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9 months ago
1 hour 41 minutes 57 seconds

The Crate and Crowbar
Episode 435: The Most Liminal You Can Be Is a Flume
Jamie and Marsh reel from Microsoft’s latest layoffs, mismanage time in Hades 2, paddle in the uncanny, chlorinated waters of Pools, devour the bite-sized city-building triumphs of Against the Storm, and indulge their flaws in The Thaumaturge.

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The last lay offs of 2024. Thankfully there won’t be any more of those! Phew!!
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Nathan Brown’s Hit Points newsletter which I incorrectly namechecked as Bullet Points. Look, there are only so many pithy game-related analogies to go around, ok?
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Hades 2, the much anticipated ARPG sequel – perhaps not ideal for the time-poor?
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Destiny 2 is unintelligible at this point, but the guns still go bang.
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Animal Well is a pixelart indie Metroidvania with notes of Fez and Cocoon.
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Knytt and Within a Deep Forest are two excellent pixelart indie Metroidvania’s from yesteryear. You can find them in Nifflas’s archive here.
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POOLS is about vibing in weird swimming pools.
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Dreamcore is about vibing in weird swimming pools, and then being jump-scared.
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Against the Storm is a city-builder for people who don’t have the mental capacity for city-builders.
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The Thaumaturge could be the best 7/10 RPG of the year. Terrific character.
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The Royal Mob – Jamie’s TV show about orgies and dying of exposure.
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Judas is a roguelike shooter from Ken Levine’s studio, Ghost Story Games.

You can hang out with us and our community on our Discord channel. If you have a question for a future episode, send it to us at questions@crateandcrowbar.com or tweet us @crateandcrowbar. You can also listen to it on YouTube, and subscribe to our YouTube channel, if you like.
The Crate and Crowbar is kindly funded by our Patreon backers. If you’d like to know more about supporting our podcast and its spinoffs, click here.
Our intro music is by The Mandibles from their track Clambake. Many of the band members now tour as Count Bobo And The Bullion.
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1 year ago
1 hour 24 minutes 56 seconds

The Crate and Crowbar
Episode 434: Epilogue Blowin’ In
Jamie and Alex show their cards in deck-builders Balatro and Cobalt Core (poker- and space-flavoured respectively), before descending into the chaotic, cavernous depths of Deep Rock Galactic: Survivor and finally wrangling Dead Red Redemption 2 into completion.

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Balatro
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Cobalt Core
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Deep Rock Galactic: Survivor
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Red Dead Redemption 2

You can hang out with us and our community on our Discord channel. If you have a question for a future episode, send it to us at questions@crateandcrowbar.com or tweet us @crateandcrowbar. You can also listen to it on YouTube, and subscribe to our YouTube channel, if you like.
The Crate and Crowbar is kindly funded by our Patreon backers. If you’d like to know more about supporting our podcast and its spinoffs, click here.
Our intro music is by The Mandibles from their track Clambake. Many of the band members now tour as Count Bobo And The Bullion.
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1 year ago
57 minutes 50 seconds

The Crate and Crowbar
Episode 433: In the Right Lighting, That’s Chaucer, Baby
Chris and Marsh discuss disappointing children’s entertainment, disappointing sales figures, anti-mnemonic naming choices, the rulebreaking delight of card game Balatro, the dishonourable cheeses of Honor Mode in Baldur’s Gate 3, and return once more to Night Country.

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AI wrote cheques that Willy Wonker simply could not cash.
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Immortals of Aveum may not have sold well, but it really opens up your pores.
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Banishers: Ghosts of New Eden is fine, probably, but it isn’t Balatro.
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Balatro is Balatro, and Balatro is all.
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Apart from the large part of all which is made up of repeated, ever stranger playthroughs of Baldur’s Gate 3.
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20 Small Mazes and Sheepy: A Short Adventure are free and good.
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True Detective: Night Country is on HBO Max or whatever it’s calling itself now for tax reasons.
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“The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas” by Ursula K. LeGuin.
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“Why Don’t We Just Kill the Kid in the Omelas Hole” by Isabel J. Kim.

You can hang out with us and our community on our Discord channel. If you have a question for a future episode, send it to us at questions@crateandcrowbar.com or tweet us @crateandcrowbar. You can also listen to it on YouTube, and subscribe to our YouTube channel, if you like.
The Crate and Crowbar is kindly funded by our Patreon backers. If you’d like to know more about supporting our podcast and its spinoffs, click here.
Our intro music is by The Mandibles from their track Clambake. Many of the band members now tour as Count Bobo And The Bullion.
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1 year ago
1 hour 45 minutes 3 seconds

The Crate and Crowbar
Fargo Vs. True Detective – A Lock-in at the Crate and Crowbar
Jamie and Marsh discuss the latest seasons of Fargo and True Detective, two anthology shows about troubling crimes and the yet more troubled cops who investigate them.

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Fargo was originally a film by the Coen Brothers, and was adapted to TV by Noah Hawley, who is also known for the show Legion.
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Also mentioned: Happy Valley, a superb crime show of a similar form, set in Yorkshire.
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The first season of True Detective was written by Nic Pizzolatto and directed by Cary Joji Fukunaga. The latest is written and directed by Issa López.
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Fargo Season 5 cast:
Juno Temple – Dot
Richa Moorjani – Indira Olmstead
Jennifer Jason leigh – Lorraine Lyon
Jon Hamm – Roy Tillman
Lamorne Morris – Witt Farr
Joe Keery – Gator
Sam Spruell – Ole Munch
Sienna King – Scotty
David Foley – Danish Graves
David Rysdahl – Wayne Lyons
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True Detective Season 4 cast:
Jodie Foster – Liz Danvers
Kali Reis – Evangeline Navarro
Fiona Shaw – Rose Aguineau
Finn Bennett – Peter Prior
John Hawkes – Hank Prior
Isabella LaBlanc – Leah Danvers
Chris Eccleston – Ted Connelly

You can hang out with us and our community on our Discord channel. If you have a question for a future episode, send it to us at questions@crateandcrowbar.com or tweet us @crateandcrowbar. You can also listen to it on YouTube, and subscribe to our YouTube channel, if you like.
The Crate and Crowbar is kindly funded by our Patreon backers. If you’d like to know more about supporting our podcast and its spinoffs, click here.
Our intro music is by The Mandibles from their track Clambake. Many of the band members now tour as Count Bobo And The Bullion.
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1 year ago

The Crate and Crowbar
Episode 432: A Scathing Review of the Rosetta Stone
Join Jamie and Chris as they join Past Jamie for a solo pod about train-sets and low-key terror in the demo deluge of Steam Next Fest. Then they return to the present, which is also now the past, to discuss smushing bugs in the name of Super Earth in Helldivers 2.

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All aboard the Jamie solo-pod! Choo choo!
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Brio Train Sets
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Rolling Line
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Tracks – The Train Set Game
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Steam Next Fest is a periodic event that brings a deluge of time-limited demos.
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Mouthwashing is a weird horror game. The Steam synopsis asserts that “God is not watching.” Promising stuff!
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How Fish Is Made is another disturbing game from the same developer as Mouthwashing. Unnerving and hilarious, says Jamie.
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The horrible tongue fish thing is Cymothoa exigua, and is just one of several horrible tripophobia triggers in the game.
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The Last One And Then Another is playable within How Fish Is Made
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Dreamcore is an unsettling game set in an impossible swimming centre, viewed as if from a body-cam and keying into the “liminal spaces” aesthetic.
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Kitty Horrorshow makes amazing indie horror.
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Stalker-esque Pacific Northwest survival car game Pacific Drive is namechecked – we’ll surely talk about it more when it releases!
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Star Trucker takes the haulage sim genre to space.
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Cryptmaster is a bit like Legend Of Grimrock meets Scrabble.
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Atmosfear is the VHS game Jamie was the master of.
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Knightmare is the legendary kids tv show that only two people ever won. SPELLCAST D I S M I S S etc etc.
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Bing bong. We will shortly be arriving at Thurstown.
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Jean-Michel Jarre makes a bop.
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It is a bit busy, isn’t it?
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Helldivers 2 is a coop thirdperson shooter about summoning airstrikes on Icleand own-brand Tyranids and frequently your friends.
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This service terminates here. All change, please. All change.

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The Crate and Crowbar
Episode 431: Between a Ballsack and a Tardigrade
Tom F joins Marsh to make the biggest sticks in Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, become the stick in Pacific island adventure Tchia, stick to walls in Jusant and stick it to space pirates in timeloop deckbuilder Cobalt Core.

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Just forbidden enough: Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom is Tom’s game of 2023.
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Tactical Breach Wizards is Tom’s forthcoming game about wizards who breach tactically. It’s very good!
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Tchia is a joyous open world adventure in which you can possess any object.
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Jusant is a very beautiful game about climbing a massive abandoned tower.
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Cobalt Core is a very funny roguelike deckbuilder about pixelart animals murdering each other in the cold void of space, again and again and again.
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Stealth makes no sense in shooty-heist game Payday 3.
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Stealth makes no sense in purported stealth game Monaco. Maybe they’ll fix this in Monaco 2, if it’s actually still in development.

You can hang out with us and our community on our Discord channel. If you have a question for a future episode, send it to us at questions@crateandcrowbar.com or tweet us @crateandcrowbar. You can also listen to it on YouTube, and subscribe to our YouTube channel, if you like.
The Crate and Crowbar is kindly funded by our Patreon backers. If you’d like to know more about supporting our podcast and its spinoffs, click here.
Our intro music is by The Mandibles from their track Clambake. Many of the band members now tour as Count Bobo And The Bullion.
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The Crate and Crowbar
A group of friends who work in the games industry meet up once a week to talk about PC games over a drink.