The Cosmic Eye Roll: Because some days the only chakra open is sarcasm
Moon and Mystic
12 episodes
2 weeks ago
For the misdiagnosed, the mystic, the misunderstood, and the moms just trying to make it through Monday.
The Cosmic Eye Roll is a podcast for the beautifully burned out, spiritually sassy, and chronically invalidated.
Hosted by two neurodivergent mothers raising neurodivergent kids, we explore the messy intersections of mental health, medical gaslighting, spirituality, divination, creative expression, and the absurdity of everyday life.
Whether we’re venting, validating, or vibing out, we bring you raw conversations, witchy wisdom, hilarious meltdowns, and the occasional deep sigh that says it all.
We’re not here to fix you — we’re here to remind you that you were never broken.
So, if you’ve ever rolled your eyes while asking the universe for a sign…
You’re in the right place.
If you have a story to submit, click the link below or email us at thecosmiceyeroll@gmail.com
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For the misdiagnosed, the mystic, the misunderstood, and the moms just trying to make it through Monday.
The Cosmic Eye Roll is a podcast for the beautifully burned out, spiritually sassy, and chronically invalidated.
Hosted by two neurodivergent mothers raising neurodivergent kids, we explore the messy intersections of mental health, medical gaslighting, spirituality, divination, creative expression, and the absurdity of everyday life.
Whether we’re venting, validating, or vibing out, we bring you raw conversations, witchy wisdom, hilarious meltdowns, and the occasional deep sigh that says it all.
We’re not here to fix you — we’re here to remind you that you were never broken.
So, if you’ve ever rolled your eyes while asking the universe for a sign…
You’re in the right place.
If you have a story to submit, click the link below or email us at thecosmiceyeroll@gmail.com
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScpJ1lU5qCinFWZzN7r4qw8jDfZfcUMoe-kqyWl2xHxoLaC7A/viewform?usp=header
Witchy basics, spiritual safety, and a whole lot of sass. Let’s talk shields, veils, and why doing the work matters.
If you have your own story or experience you want to tell, email us at thecosmiceyeroll@gmail.com or click the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScpJ1lU5qCinFWZzN7r4qw8jDfZfcUMoe-kqyWl2xHxoLaC7A/viewform?usp=header
A raw and real vent session on the beautiful chaos of parenting — from step-parenting curveballs to everyday burnout. This one’s for anyone doing their best while feeling like they’re losing their mind
If you have a story to tell or want to share your experiences, email us at thecosmiceyeroll@gmail.com or click the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScpJ1lU5qCinFWZzN7r4qw8jDfZfcUMoe-kqyWl2xHxoLaC7A/viewform?usp=header.
In this episode, we’re diving into the vibrant world of neurodiversity, exploring the many flavors of neurospicy diagnoses — from ADHD and autism to sensory processing differences and beyond. We share our personal experiences, debunk myths, and embrace the quirks that make us who we are. Whether you’re proudly neurospicy yourself or want to learn more, this episode is a candid, compassionate, and sometimes comical journey through the spectrum of neurodivergence.
If you have a story to share or want to tell us your different diagnoses, please click the link below or email us at thecosmiceyeroll@gmail.com
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In this episode of The Cosmic Eye Roll, we’re diving into the complex world of family — the ones we’re born into and the ones we choose. Join us as we explore the beauty, chaos, and healing found in chosen families, while also unpacking the weight and expectations that often come with blood relatives. Whether you’re navigating boundaries, celebrating soul connections, or questioning loyalty, this episode has something for you.
Have a story to share? Click the link or email us at thecosmiceyeroll@gmail.com
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You thought we were done? Not even close. Part 2 of The Cosmic Eye Roll’s Vent Session is here — and we’re going even deeper. More rants, more raw honesty, and maybe even a touch of healing through laughter. Life’s absurd, and we’re leaning all the way in. Join us for another round of cosmic catharsis.
Have a story to share? Click the link below or email us at thecosmiceyeroll@gmail.com
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In this episode, Moon covers her own medical trauma. This episode has TRIGGER WARNINGS for those sensitive to medical trauma nature. She discusses the medical trauma she’s suffered with throughout the course of her life.
When listening: Please be cautious and be kind to yourself. If you can’t listen to this, it’s okay. If you do listen, heed the trigger warnings. Take care of yourself. We are doing this to let you know we see you, we hear you, and you are validated. Stay safe and kind to yourself.
Sometimes you just need to let it all out — the frustrations, the rants, the cosmic chaos that life throws your way. Welcome to Part 1 of The Cosmic Eye Roll’s Vent Session, where we’re not here to sugarcoat a thing. We’re rolling our eyes, spilling the tea, and saying what most people are too polite to admit. Got stress? Same. Let’s talk about it.
Parenting is chaos, clarity, and caffeine all wrapped in a never-ending to-do list. In this episode of The Cosmic Eye Roll, we’re diving into the wild world of parenting — the real, the raw, and the ridiculous. From tantrums to triumphs and everything in between, we’re here to validate your struggles and share our own. Whether you’re crushing it or just trying to survive, this one’s for you.
In this witchy kick-off to the metaphysical side of things, Moon and Mystic dive into their own spiritual backstories, share a little Witchy 101, and unpack what “spirituality” really means to them—crystals, chaos, and all.
Here we briefly discuss mental health and the different things we suffer with on a daily basis. Each episode for Mental Health will be a different topic and disorder that we discuss and how it relates to those that need it.
Welcome to The Cosmic Eye Roll — where neurodivergent moms Moon and Mystic get real about the chaos, clarity, and cosmic nonsense of everyday life. In this intro episode, we’re laying it all out: who we are, why this podcast exists, and what you can expect from the journey ahead. If you’ve ever been gaslit, misunderstood, or spiritually side-eyed… you’re in the right place. Come laugh, cry, and validate the hell out of yourself with us.
In this trailer, meet the neurodivergent moms behind The Cosmic Eye Roll — a podcast about what happens when you’re constantly dismissed, but refuse to be silenced. We talk mental and medical invalidation, motherhood on the edge of sanity, spiritual sass, and the healing power of storytelling
The Cosmic Eye Roll: Because some days the only chakra open is sarcasm
For the misdiagnosed, the mystic, the misunderstood, and the moms just trying to make it through Monday.
The Cosmic Eye Roll is a podcast for the beautifully burned out, spiritually sassy, and chronically invalidated.
Hosted by two neurodivergent mothers raising neurodivergent kids, we explore the messy intersections of mental health, medical gaslighting, spirituality, divination, creative expression, and the absurdity of everyday life.
Whether we’re venting, validating, or vibing out, we bring you raw conversations, witchy wisdom, hilarious meltdowns, and the occasional deep sigh that says it all.
We’re not here to fix you — we’re here to remind you that you were never broken.
So, if you’ve ever rolled your eyes while asking the universe for a sign…
You’re in the right place.
If you have a story to submit, click the link below or email us at thecosmiceyeroll@gmail.com
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScpJ1lU5qCinFWZzN7r4qw8jDfZfcUMoe-kqyWl2xHxoLaC7A/viewform?usp=header
