Welcome to "The Carbon Footprint" podcast, where two friends grab a drink, kick back, and dive deep into the things that really matter – whether they're good, bad, funny, or downright bizarre. Join us as we navigate things making an impact, from serious issues to societal trends, all with a healthy dose of irreverence and humor.
Forget political correctness – we're here to cut through the noise and get to the heart of what's happening in the world today. Expect lively debates, unexpected insights, and plenty of laughs as we explore everything from parenthood, sports, pop culture, business and just life.
If you're just curious about the quirks of human behavior, "The Carbon Footprint" is your go-to podcast for thought-provoking conversations that don't take themselves too seriously. So grab your favorite beverage, tune in, and join us on this wild ride through the impact of it all.
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Welcome to "The Carbon Footprint" podcast, where two friends grab a drink, kick back, and dive deep into the things that really matter – whether they're good, bad, funny, or downright bizarre. Join us as we navigate things making an impact, from serious issues to societal trends, all with a healthy dose of irreverence and humor.
Forget political correctness – we're here to cut through the noise and get to the heart of what's happening in the world today. Expect lively debates, unexpected insights, and plenty of laughs as we explore everything from parenthood, sports, pop culture, business and just life.
If you're just curious about the quirks of human behavior, "The Carbon Footprint" is your go-to podcast for thought-provoking conversations that don't take themselves too seriously. So grab your favorite beverage, tune in, and join us on this wild ride through the impact of it all.
Follow us!
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCE186NzIqeV0qycXhNqMR6Q (YouTube)
@TheCarbonFootprintPodcast (Instagram)
@SVarona13 (Instagram)
@JuanOnStage (Instagram, Twitter & Facebook)
🎙️ This week on The Carbon Footprint
The NBA’s illegal gambling bust — because apparently the refs aren’t the only ones fixing games.
Serena’s husband vs. Stephen A. Smith — finally, someone tells ESPN’s loudest employee to shut up.
The “No Kings” protest — where everyone’s mad, but no one’s sure why.
Mark Sanchez’s situation — let’s just say karma’s got a good sense of humor.
And we talk about men loving more authentically
🎙️ This week on The Carbon Footprint
Our blind loyalty to sports teams
How much would it take to sleep with ____? Everyone’s got a number, and half of you are out here giving Groupon prices.
A teen mistaken for a squirrel — a tragic reminder that natural selection’s still putting in overtime.
And Home Depot offering trade certifications — noble move, or just a quiet way to replace the workers already standing in the parking lot?
Dark humor, bad takes, and questionable morals — you already know what it is.
🎙️ This week on The Carbon Footprint:
A school employee loses it — proof that background checks aren't enough.
Charlie Kirk’s widow gets dragged online — because the internet never misses a chance to kick someone mid-grief.
A UFO takes a missile to the face and keeps flying — so, yeah… any day now...
A judge and a public defender throw hands in court — LFG.
And Sean gets his flowers.
Dark humor, bad takes, and zero filters — just the way you like it.
🎙️ This week on The Carbon Footprint:
The Saudis are buying EA — because nothing says “wholesome gaming” like funding your killstreaks with oil money and human rights violations.
Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl — finally, a halftime show where half the crowd gets pregnant and the other half gets deported.
And a Red Lobster waitress snapped and started throwing biscuits at customers — proving carbs aren’t the only thing deadly on the menu.
This week on The Carbon Footprint:
Bad Bunny’s Amazon stream —less concert, more mass pregnancy event. Nine months from now, maternity wards are gonna look like a merch line.
Tylenol “causes autism” — which means the Amish either broke the system… or never stood a chance.
Americans are having less sex — Netflix and Uber Eats are apparently better birth control than anything at CVS.
Millennial dads are more “present” than ever — maybe too present, cause these kids are SOFT
A guy managed to knock up a mom and her daughter....
Someone fired a firework at another person and one of us can relate.
And a man scuba-dived into a restaurant robbery — Ocean’s Eleven, brought to you by Florida.
🎙️ This week on The Carbon Footprint:
The assassination of Charlie Kirk — political violence just went prime-time.
Football players spitting on each other — because that's the only completion some of them will get this season.
Canelo vs. Crawford — did this change this era's GOAT?
🎙️ This week on The Carbon Footprint:
Cardi B back in court — and the trial sounds wilder than her Instagram Live.
Druski goes full gringo
Florida ditches vaccine mandates because, well… Florida is gonna Florida.
And a zoo casually asking for your pets, but not for what you think it is...
Just click already!
🎙️ This week on The Carbon Footprint:
Lil Nas X: at this point, he’s either the gay Antichrist or just the best troll since 50 Cent bought Ja Rule’s front row tickets.
Cracker Barrel’s logo “controversy” — people are shocked it might actually mean crackers in a barrel. Next up: finding out Hooters isn’t a family restaurant.
Politicians finally forced to show their votes and their sugar daddies — spoiler: democracy’s basically NASCAR with fewer helmets.
Click to listen now! Mainly because you're not supposed to.
🎙️ This week on The Carbon Footprint:
A Florida county paying for everyone’s college. Yep, the same state where bath salts and alligator wrestling make the news daily… somehow nailed education better than the feds.
Tyson Bagent signs with the Bears and reacts like he just won a scratch-off, not a multi-million dollar deal.
Jake Paul vs. Gervonta Davis — spoiler: one of them can actually box.
And if your Labor Secretary won’t fudge the stats to make you look good… don’t fix the numbers, just fire the nerd and hire a liar.
All that plus the usual inappropriate jokes your HR department warned you about.
🎤 This week on The Carbon Footprint, corporate HR hits a new low—and it's probably missionary? It was at a Coldplay concert so, proof that “Yellow” wasn’t the only thing going down that night.
🍎 A special needs teacher with some, um, special needs
💨 Hunter Biden’s ongoing love affair—with crack pipes, not laptops (though those too)
It’s inappropriate, probably illegal, and definitely demonetized. Just the way you like it.
Subscribe, like, and rate us while you still can.
On this week’s episode of The Carbon Footprint, we explore the impact of everything from crime stats to card games to cosmic infidelity. Two mayors somehow reduced homicide rates in cities that were basically real-life Call of Duty maps. The Epstein files? Turns out the explosive reveal landed with all the intensity of a soggy Post-it note. We also ask the hard questions—like what it feels like to get cheated on by Stephen Hawking (spoiler: the betrayal is both emotional and theoretical). And in the biggest gamble of all, Uno is coming to casinos—because nothing says high stakes like losing your mortgage money on a skip card.
Society’s a mess—we’re just here to track the footprints.
This week, we plunge headfirst into the moral void—starting with Cristiano Ronaldo, who just inked another Saudi contract big enough to make oil executives blush and human rights quietly weep. Then we introduce the world’s most jealous woman, a walking red flag with night vision goggles and a court order pending. Ever wondered which profession cheats the most? We’ve got the stats—and let’s just say your next physical might include an emotional scar. Finally, BlackRock is suing UnitedHealthcare in a corporate Thunderdome so savage, even Satan called it “a bit much.”
Grab your headphones, hide your spouse, and prepare to lose a little more faith in humanity.
We’re blowing out the candles for the U.S. Army’s birthday (don’t worry, it’s weaponized frosting), then diving into why America might actually have too many people working. Wild, right?
Also on deck:
⚖️ Diddy’s courtroom drama—plot twist: it’s somehow still messier than his parties
🚫 Trump protests that look more like chaotic music festivals
✈️ Migrants getting deported with the efficiency of Amazon Prime
🎉 And enough politically incorrect takes to get us demonetized twice
Tap in for the laughs, stay for the lawsuits. New episodes every week—subscribe, rate us 5 stars, and tell your HR department we said hi.
AI is raising our kids, someone bottled a celebrity's bathwater into soap, and Diddy’s trial is pure madness. We connect the dots between tech, filth, and felony—with dark jokes and zero filters.
Listener discretion? Highly advised.
This week, we light a candle for the Pope (RIP), but don’t worry—we immediately sprint into the world’s first sperm race. From celestial messengers to government gaslighting, we dig into the CIA's latest UFO files, all while giving the Shannon Sharpe case the side-eye it deserves. No filters, no apologies—just raw takes, bad jokes, and zero reverence.
What do extinct animals, international trade policies, and unfortunate baby faces have in common? Absolutely nothing—and that's why this episode is a wild ride. Juan and Sean debate the ethics of de-extinction, untangle the latest on tariffs without putting you to sleep (promise! maybe?), and discuss a baby so ugly, the dad thought it was impossible it was his. Buckle up!
Welcome to "The Carbon Footprint" podcast, where two friends grab a drink, kick back, and dive deep into the things that really matter – whether they're good, bad, funny, or downright bizarre. Join us as we navigate things making an impact, from serious issues to societal trends, all with a healthy dose of irreverence and humor.
Forget political correctness – we're here to cut through the noise and get to the heart of what's happening in the world today. Expect lively debates, unexpected insights, and plenty of laughs as we explore everything from parenthood, sports, pop culture, business and just life.
If you're just curious about the quirks of human behavior, "The Carbon Footprint" is your go-to podcast for thought-provoking conversations that don't take themselves too seriously. So grab your favorite beverage, tune in, and join us on this wild ride through the impact of it all.
Follow us!
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCE186NzIqeV0qycXhNqMR6Q (YouTube)
@TheCarbonFootprintPodcast (Instagram)
@SVarona13 (Instagram)
@JuanOnStage (Instagram, Twitter & Facebook)
