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The Canterbury Fails
David Coley and Matt Hussey
61 episodes
22 hours ago
Reading marginal, minor, and absolutely unread Old and Middle English poetry, paired with a thematically appropriate cocktail.
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Reading marginal, minor, and absolutely unread Old and Middle English poetry, paired with a thematically appropriate cocktail.
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The Canterbury Fails
Cynewulf's Elene: Troubling True Cross and a Licorice-Lemon Quaff

A bearded Coley and plain faced Hussey debate Cynewulf's ethnic ideological steamroller with special guest appearance by a demon, Judas (not the one you think), and a very stern war-lady. Plus an anisette and smoke blasted cocktail.

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22 hours ago
58 minutes 25 seconds

The Canterbury Fails
Special Episode: Siân Echard and Alexandra Gillespie on Thomas Gascoigne's Precepts

CHAUCER'S DEAD. So dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. Dr. Gillespie and Dr Echard discuss this, plus John of Gaunt's decaying phallus, Gower's poseur tomb, King Arthur's butterfly bishop, and more.

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1 week ago
46 minutes 50 seconds

The Canterbury Fails
Gower's Virginius and Chaucer's Physician's Tale: The Commons and the Creeps

The rank and brutal foulness of the brown fizzy berry cruelty overwhelmed the judicial malfeasance and filicidal love of these Middle English moral exempla. Everything sucked.

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3 weeks ago
1 hour 2 minutes 17 seconds

The Canterbury Fails
Beowulf: Imperial Epic / Insurgent Poetry

Matt and David freak the hell out about Beowulf after an exploding flaming cinnamon disaster / triumph, and one of us still has glitter in our teeth. Hwæt?

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1 month ago
54 minutes 7 seconds

The Canterbury Fails
5ails 5ive: the Antifascist Middle Ages

In the first episode of season 5, Matt and David ask--and do not quite answer--whether we can read medieval English literature in terms of fascism or antifascism. The new direction for the podcast. Plus a literally on fire cherry themed shot. BAM. Join us!

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1 month ago
30 minutes 7 seconds

The Canterbury Fails
Kalamazoo Fails 3

Matt and David bring the Canterbury Fails roadshow to Kalamazoo with six amazing guests: Valerie Allen, Ruth Evans, Martin Foys, Jordan Zweck, and Jeff Stoyanoff and Kara McShane. They cover some kooky and intriguing Fails. Happy Summer!

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5 months ago
1 hour 4 minutes 10 seconds

The Canterbury Fails
Thre Prestis of Peblis: Threefold Bait and Switch with a Mid Whisky Sour

The set up is so juicy: dissolution, gluttony, corruption--but no, it's a moral Scottish march through politics, ethics, and penance, with a 3x3 drink that does what it should but not what it could.

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6 months ago
55 minutes 45 seconds

The Canterbury Fails
Proverb from Winfrid's Time: A Macronic Prosimetric Shorty with a Burly and Surly Complexity of a Drink

Buried in an eighth-century Latin letter from a monk who keeps his name a secret is a two-line maybe heroic nugget of juicy maybe heroic wisdom. We read it.

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6 months ago
52 minutes 17 seconds

The Canterbury Fails
Money, Money, Money: A Dour maybe-anti-Money poem and a gross drink you might have had stealing liquor from your parents

Matt and David try to grapple with a late Middle English anti-money tract, but there isn't much to work with, and the cocktail is a citrusy paean to sadness.

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7 months ago
39 minutes 42 seconds

The Canterbury Fails
Ælfric's Mid-Lent Sunday: Stirring Metaphors and a Stirred Drink

A reflective reading of Jesus and his loaves and fishes, chock full of allegorical goodness, and a world class Old Fashiouned (TM): thank you Canada!

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7 months ago
50 minutes 52 seconds

The Canterbury Fails
Insta-Fails: Four Middle English Lyrics and Four Breweries

A very special stunt episode where Matt and David read unseen (by them, but no doubt Furnivall has read them all) and give their gut reactions / hot takes, as they peregrinate through breweries in Port Moody. Chaos, 80s music, and revelry ensue.

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8 months ago
39 minutes 18 seconds

The Canterbury Fails
The Rime of King William: Chonky Anglais Fizz and Angry Rhyming Couplets

A poem in Old English that is wildly ambivalent but brutally clever coupled with a vegetation-rich perversion of an English classic.

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8 months ago
51 minutes 26 seconds

The Canterbury Fails
The Fraternity of Drinkers: Initiation Rites with Quarts of English Ale

A gentle tail-rhymed parody about a brotherhood of drinkers that no one has every written about: a perfect Fail.

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9 months ago
45 minutes 31 seconds

The Canterbury Fails
Ælfric's Homily on the Nativity: Invisible Wolf and Thicc-Dranks

Ælfric gets all teacherly about Jesus's birth and Matt and David suck down 3000 calories in 5 minutes. It's great.

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11 months ago
52 minutes 5 seconds

The Canterbury Fails
On the Corruptions of the Times: Bad Poetry, Matt Weeps, and a Pencil Shaving Cocktail

The vaguest and most general milquetoast fifteenth-century poetry on how bad things are (they are bad people!) with a drink that makes Matt and David question their credibility.

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11 months ago
48 minutes 34 seconds

The Canterbury Fails
A Voice Crying Out and a Fortified City: Old English Prose Psalm 30

Alfred shouts out his sorrows while Matt and David (both the Biblical and the actual) knock back a Bob Dylan x vermouth fanfic love fest. With fire. And a monastic chaser.

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1 year ago
51 minutes 23 seconds

The Canterbury Fails
The Juggler and the Baron's Daughter: Dicey Magic Seduction and a Citrusy Gin Bomb

A Middle English ballad about a sketchy juggler with bad intent and a potent bittersweet and floral ringer.

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1 year ago
45 minutes 53 seconds

The Canterbury Fails
Old English Saint Pantaleon: Dumb Ways to Die

An inventive and violent life of a kid doctor with the citrusy and herbal Milk of a Lion.

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1 year ago
44 minutes 42 seconds

The Canterbury Fails
How the Plague Was Ceased at Rome: Shoddy Sticky Bun and Fungal Bourbon

Lydgate's anti-Plague miracle poem with pestiferous angels paired with a medieval medicine-infused citrus bomb.

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1 year ago
53 minutes 1 second

The Canterbury Fails
Kalamazoo Fails II

A live and in-person episode recorded in Kalamazoo Michigan at the International Congress on Medieval Studies featuring Usha Vishnuvajjala, Marty Schichtman, Laurie Finke, S.C. Kaplan, Sarah Baechle, Erin Sweany, and Dana Oswald. Decapitated wolves! Penis pilgrimage! Terrible romance! Fun was had by all.

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1 year ago
1 hour 8 minutes 8 seconds

The Canterbury Fails
Reading marginal, minor, and absolutely unread Old and Middle English poetry, paired with a thematically appropriate cocktail.