Glenn hates me. So, we do one of the worst films in the history of ever. This movie is the absolute worst. Come along and watch me have a complete meltdown reviewing this train wreck.

Holy shit. Another terrible movie. But, you guys seem to like when we tear them apart. So...here we go. Saturday the 14th is the worst.

We finally did it! The original Friday the 13th. Join us on a camping trip to Crystal Lake. And, now, you can watch our stupid faces do the show on YouTube.

Welcome back to The Body Shoppe and thank you for again inviting us into your living room, car, cubicle, or dungeon. Wherever you listen. Join us as we review what may be the greatest horror film in decades...after these words from our sponsors.

WE'RE BACK!!!! Been away for a while but we're back and coming out of the gate with the cult classic Rocky Horror. This, like the film, is a hilarious romp! Be sure to find us on all the social media sites.

We talk about the Mel Brooks classic and Bryan has an Abby Normal opinion about it.

We found a Shudder original adaptation of an H.P. Lovecraft story. Click the button and find out how we felt about it!

That's right, Body Shoppers. We hit another OG Universal monster. Come check it out and find us on all the social medias!

We bring back Alex as a stand-in for Glenn and fire up the 1985 cult classic, Re-Animator! You guys don't wanna miss this.

Glenn has found himself kidnapped by forces unknown so we asked our regional assistant to the intern to fill in for this 2017 Netflix film about British not-hikers on a hike when pure nightmare fuel ensues.

OMG! Did you hear? The Body Shoppe is doing the original Scream movie! How can you not listen to this one?

We made it to 50 episodes so we take a look back at all of the movies we've covered thus far. If you hang out until the end, you hear a bit of what we have planned for the future, too. I think the die hard Body Shoppers will like some of this one.

Here it is, folks. Invite your favorite weary traveler in and have them for dinner while you check out 1974'd The Texas Chain Saw Massacre.

Ohm what fresh Hell is this that we have stumbled upon? Is this...is this even a coherent movie or one run-on sketch comedy skit? And, if it's comedy, when does it get funny? I'm still waiting.

Know ye all whom this may come to thine ears, Ye Olde Body Shoppe has now done 2015's The VVitch and shall henceforth be accused of the crime of consorting with the devil and writing their names in his book.

Glenn wanted to talk about a cursed lake. Bryan wants to go bottle the evil water and sell it. Come hear all about both in this bonus episode of The Body Shoppe.

Well, this movie is kind of a disaster. Which means this episode is all over the place. Come along for the almost fever dream that is 1988's Black Roses.

That's right! We finally did it! The classic space porcupine/bounty hunter epic that is Critters!

Here's one neither of us had seen. Now, we have... So, there's that.

We try to tackle 1995's Seven and decide if it's actually a horror movie. Spoiler alert: It is not.