“F**k you IMDb. We’re coming for ya.” -

Here we are, the end of Alien Force. Well, the end of the series anyway… We’ve got all your favourites. We’ve got episode ranking, we’ve got alien ranking, we’ve got a few random discussions that have nothing to do with Ben 10, AND IT ISN’T EVEN THE END OF OUR SEASON YET. That being said there will be a few weeks of hiatus between this and our closing episodes for this season, so stay tuned. -

Ben 10: Alien Force,

Season 3,

Episodes 19 & 20

The Final Battle, Parts 1 & 2

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“We need a wraith, a goul.” -

Which Alien Force alien would the fellas like to turn into? And why has it taken so long to ask this question? (Unless of course they already answered that question and just forgot) -

Ben 10: Alien Force,

Season 3,

Episodes 17 & 18

Above and Beyond & Vendetta

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“Can you and I go to the casino together, please?” -

Have you ever wondered what Sam’s tactics are when it comes to gambling? Well wonder no more, as on this episode of The Ben 10 Podcast That Nobody Asked For, Sam goes into detail for all you Samheads who have been dying to know. Then, join the lads as they discuss their preferences when it comes to being tucked in at night. -

Ben 10: Alien Force,

Season 3,

Episodes 15 & 16

Time Heals & The Secret of Chromastone

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“Ooo, I’ve still got the urine page open.” -

And with that, the upload schedule is (hopefully) FIXED! The boys finally made it. All the pain, suffering, long nights, and bad jokes… It was all worth it to get to him. Rath. The bestest of boys. After that they see Vilgax get his ass kicked. Also, apparently something is coming up that Sam is very excited for. So, stay tuned. -

Ben 10: Alien Force,

Season 3,

Episodes 13 & 14

Con of Rath & Primus

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“I could be a +5 to MMA, I’ve just never tried” -

Is Ben the best side character in Ben 10? Who is the voice of Michael Morningstar? What is the funniest thing to put on your hinge profile? Is water wet? Does Sam know how to take care of his marigolds? And most importantly, what are the fellas’ stats? Find out the answers to these questions, and hang around for the insane conversations that develop in the second half. Also, BAILEY MAKES A RETURN! -

Ben 10: Alien Force,

Season 3,

Episodes 11 & 12

Trade Off & Busy Box

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“And then he’s facedown on the concrete, f***ing dead.” -

Nothing has ever gone south as fast as the recording of the podcast halfway through this episode. -

Ben 10: Alien Force,

Season 3,

Episodes 9 & 10

In Charm’s Way & Ghost Town

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"Why is that needed? Do we need that?” -

Further conversations on Ben’s regression lead onto a discussion about the benefits of using artificially prepared chemicals to keep you awake. -

Ben 10: Alien Force,

Season 3,

Episodes 6, 7, & 8

Vreedle Vreedle, Single-Handed, If All Else Fails

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"Maybe next time we all meet up we should just play LEGO games.” -

Hey! Look at that! A new episode only (4, 5, 6…) ONLY 8 DAYS LATE. You’ll get what you get, when you get it, and you’ll be happy about it. Speaking of this episode, it’s a roller-coaster. Fun conversations about Ben 10 mixed with depressing conversations about war and religion. They also spend a not insubstantial amount of time quoting things significantly better than the podcast itself. -

Ben 10: Alien Force,

Season 3,

Episodes 3, 4, & 5

Inferno, Fool’s Gold, & Simple

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"Alberto Tennyson!!!" *shakes fist* -

Gwen is now allowed to wear trousers. Everybody is happy about this. Ben is a dick now. Nobody is happy about this. Sam is optimistic for an appearance by Wildmutt in the coming episodes. He is going to be disappointed. Joe remembers seeing the first Hobbit film in cinemas, causing Nat to nearly cry because of what they called those movies. Discussions about writing quality, incoming. -

Ben 10: Alien Force,

Season 3,

Episodes 1&2

Vengeance of Vilgax, Pts 1 & 2

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“This movie was good, like-OH! No, it wasn't, sorry, sorry.”

And day two is off to a rocky start as the crew watch the perplexing film. Ben 10: Alien Swarm. With the budget of 2005's Serenity, yet almost none of the charm, it almost sent our intrepid viewers right back to sleep.

Also, a quick audio quality warning for this one. While nowhere NEAR as bad as our atrocious season 1 finale, we do switch from our Audacity recording to a Zoom recording part way through, because I am not an audio engineer and did not know a better way to do it. Enjoy :)

Ben 10: Alien Swarm

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"Stop f***ing sidetracking! The planet's about to be invaded!" -

It took a whole day, but the fellas finally reached the final chapter of the Highbreed Invasion. The question is, are they conscious enough to say anything interesting about it? -

Ben 10: Alien Force,

Season 2,

Episode 13

War of the Worlds: Part 2

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“Don’t look it up, don’t look it up, I don’t care.” -

In this episode, we learn that Sam is a naughty boy (and may possibly be addicted to audible). -

Ben 10: Alien Force,

Season 2,

Episodes 11 & 12,

Unearthed & War of the Worlds: Part 1

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“It’s not a war crime the first time you do it.” -

Oh boy, they’re really losing it now. Until it is lost completely however, they are determined to regale you with discussions of false memories, random number generators, and of course, Ben 10: Alien Force. -

Ben 10: Alien Force,

Season 2,

Episodes 9 & 10,

Inside Man & Birds of a Feather

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“That is bat***t. That is bat***t crazy.” -

This is the episode where Sam finally understands why it’s called the “Null Void”. This is also the episode where everyone is getting very tired. -

Ben 10: Alien Force,

Season 2, 

Episodes 7 & 8,

Grounded & Voided

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“Showers. How often do people have them?” -

Things get HEATED in this one. You may need to take a moment after the argument in this one. -

Ben 10: Alien Force,

Season 2,

Episodes 5 & 6,

Undercover & Pet Project

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“I remember when you were so proud and insistent on your ability to handle spicy foods that it ruined James’ evening.” -

In the first half of this episode, Albedo’s obsession with chilli cheese leads the boys to discuss their preferred greasy, cheesy, chilli snacks, and their experiences with such food. In the second part, those same boys are realising how much more they’re enjoying this second season than the first, before descending into a conversation on how much Alien Force has lived up to its promise of serialised storytelling. -

Ben 10: Alien Force,

Season 2,

Episodes 3 & 4,

Good Copy, Bad Copy & Save The Last Dance

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“They’re playing footsie.” -

Two “banging” episodes. In between, a couple of the fellas reminisce on their Twilight watching, Sam reminisces on watching The Thing (1982)… To be completely honest, the first half is essentially this podcast’s The Thing episode, So a great time for fans of The Thing. The second half is once again, a discussion about the actual show they’re watching (with them even referring back to the sacred show bible) for a few minutes at least. Hey! Here’s a fun game! Why don’t you count how many OTHER shows, films, and books we bring up, because we’ve lost track. -

Ben 10: Alien Force,

Season 2,

Episodes 1 & 2,

Darkstar Rising & Alone Together

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“He’s lying. He lies to us. He lied to me and told me this would be fun, see? He’s a liar.” -

 Just over a quarter of the way through the weekend, and the show. Your buddies have reached what serves as the finale for the first season of Ben 10: Alien Force. So, it’s time of course for them to take a look back on the season as a whole for one of their world-famous ranked lists. But more important than that, THE SAUSIE ROLLS ARE DONE. -

Ben 10: Alien Force,

Episode 13,

X = Ben + 2

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“I just am not going into it because I don’t know fully what I’m talking about.” -

Guys, this is kind of insane. You probably won’t believe me when I tell you this, but they actually spend a decent amount of this episode ACTUALLY DISCUSSING Ben 10. It’s been a long time coming, but they finally managed it… for about half of it anyway. There’s also plenty of discussion about things that have nothing to do with Ben 10. Things like food... chromosomes... stuff. And Sam gets a chance to indulge in his specialty subject. -

Ben 10: Alien Force,

Episodes 11 & 12,

Be-Knighted & Plumbers’ Helpers

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“I have standards, that’s what I’m saying. I have standards.” -

Don’t panic. Despite the sounds Joe’s wrist made at the start, his hand is still attached. Anyway, did you want to know everyone’s favourite Pixar films? Yes? Well, you’re in luck! No? Well now my feelings are hurt. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? Don’t worry, they still spend plenty of time arguing about fictional science in a children’s cartoon. (Hang around and you’ll learn the difference between pastiche and parody) -

Ben 10: Alien Force,

Episodes 9 & 10,

The Gauntlet & Paradox

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