Instant reactions to the USWNT's embarrassing loss to Portugal. What went wrong? What needs to be changed? Which is Avery Patterson's dominant foot? Listen to find out.

Things are winding down in the NWSL while the UWCL heats up. Jacob goes on a legendary Mia Justus glaze, Cat shares her Marta rant, and Kofi discusses the SEC-ification of the league.

The Champions League is back, and we are ready to talk about it! Cat soft launches an Alyssa Thompson 007 agenda while Kofi and Jacob debate the Chilufya trade.

In an abnormally late release (even us Gen Zers suffer from technological difficulties), the gang talks about Sugita's switch to LA, the Spirit's rout at Audi, and Utah's big dub over Bay. Come for the transfer talk, stay for the Gift Monday glazing.

The Ballon d'Or and Kopa Trophy winners have been announced, but were the awards deserved? Jacob exposes his vendetta against Barca, Kofi goes on a pro-Vicky monologue, and Cat pulls out a Courage-ism by accident.

Immediate reactions as the KC Current defeat Seattle at home to lift the NWSL Shield. Plus, the kids discuss the teams vying for spots in this year's playoffs, including the San Diego Wave, Gotham, NC Courage, and more. Cat bribes Jacob for compliments.