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The Abraham Lincoln Logs
Abraham Lincoln
80 episodes
8 months ago
The words of Abraham Lincoln risen from the grave. Frequently updated political comedy.
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The words of Abraham Lincoln risen from the grave. Frequently updated political comedy.
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Comedy
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The Abraham Lincoln Logs
The Abraham Lincoln Logs #200
The exciting conclusion of... THE ABRAHAM LINCOLN LOGS! Abe has a conversation with Mary Todd about how their 200 episode stint has made human civilization over into a kind of utopia. How the old boss is same as the new boss and how to smash our jailer society with three easy-to-remember daily tasks. Thank you all for your time and your attention, Your friend, Abraham Lincoln
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16 years ago
19 minutes

The Abraham Lincoln Logs
The Abraham Lincoln Logs #198
Abe talks Swine Flu, Biden's Blank Check, and Obama's stray plane. VP promises blank check to entertainment cartel.Airforce one plays chicken in NYC Airforce flyover scare Swine Flu Q&A
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16 years ago
6 minutes

The Abraham Lincoln Logs
The Abraham Lincoln Logs #199
Abe talks to, about and from Iran. The "Neda video," torture, and the truth-revealing power of images Nokia helps Iran spy Internet Surveillance and Iran How the Internet helps Iran silence activists. Iran Uprising - Live Blog 5 reasons we must support Iran Whistleblower outs AT&T spy room Noted Obama admirer lambasts him on civil liberties, secrecy
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16 years ago
6 minutes

The Abraham Lincoln Logs
The Abraham Lincoln Logs #197
Links forthcoming..
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16 years ago
6 minutes

The Abraham Lincoln Logs
The Abraham Lincoln Logs #196
Abe talks about Obama's no-good, very-bad week: dismissing the online community who put him in office as potheads, failing to keep his DEA promises, and siding with the RIAA over damages of 150,000 per stolen MP3. Obama sides with RIAAObama called you a pot-head. 776 of 800 Gitmo prisoners are innocent. Obama says he'll end DEA raids on medical marijuana, permits them to continue.
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16 years ago
6 minutes

The Abraham Lincoln Logs
The Abraham Lincoln Logs #195
Abe wonders about our obligation to booster Obama. Partial list of corporate lickspittles who are allowed to know what's in the secret copyright treaty the Obama administration claims is a matter of "national security"90% Solution to AIG Die Diebold Die Aussie Gove censors Wikileaks
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16 years ago
3 minutes

The Abraham Lincoln Logs
The Abraham Lincoln Logs #194
Abe says "stop the drug war," then sheepishly appends "...please." Marijuana is the new Obama. U.S. to yield marijuana jurisdiction to statesDrug Czar to push treatment. The Economist: the "least bad" way to deal with drug problem is to legalize them Salon interview with Ammniano about his legislation to legalize grass in California. Drug-Legalizing Cop Wins Back His Free Speech Rights Derek Copp is name of Grand Valley student shot, injured by police during marijuana raid Iowa Senator Seeks To Legalize Medical Marijuana Medical Marijuana Passes House Civil Justice Committee Without Dissent Illinois Medical Marijuana Bill Passes House Committee Poll: Connecticut should legalize small amounts of marijuana Penn Jillette Says: Legalize Marijuana Stop Bill C-15: Say No To Mandatory Jail Terms For Marijuana BUSTED: The Citizen's Guide to Surviving Police Encounters
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16 years ago
10 minutes

The Abraham Lincoln Logs
The Abraham Lincoln Logs #193
Abe laughs a little about the Republican leadership, roasts Rush and explains what it means to be "da man." Also Anthrax attacks. Glen Greenwald: Remembering the Anthrax AttacksObama's secret Russia letter. You be da man. Steele apologizes to Rush Salon interview with Ammniano about his legislation to legalize grass in California. Exquisite Daily Show pounding of CNBC: financial fools
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16 years ago
8 minutes

The Abraham Lincoln Logs
The Abraham Lincoln Logs #192
Abe recaps Obama's speech to congress and notes two interesting departures from "change." Also - tirades and apologies on marijuana law, sentiment and progress in a reefer-mad week. Is Gitmo worse under Obama?Obama increases military budget. What Obama said to congress. US yields marijuana jurisdiction to the states.
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16 years ago
8 minutes

The Abraham Lincoln Logs
The Abraham Lincoln Logs #191
Abe repeats himself on the subject of marijuana law, Obama's new drug czar and some possible rationales for Obama backing Bush's creepy executive claims. Putting marijuana in perspective.Our role models and their bongs. Obama Backs Off a Reversal on Secrets Updated on "sunlight before signing." Vatican accepts Darwinism
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16 years ago
8 minutes

The Abraham Lincoln Logs
The Abraham Lincoln Logs #190
Abe talks about Michael Phelps, George Obama and other less telegenic vicitms of the drug war. Also Obama made a swear, executive salary caps and the problem of prosecuting AND defending the architects of torture. When the Washington Post makes a plea in defense of pot you know you've become mainstream.Pot charges against George Obama dropped. Obama is tired of your mother fucking shit. 72% want Obama to keep campaign promise to end DEA raids on pot growers. Obama caps bailout executive's salary. Obama's Prisoner Dilemma: Reject Torture, Defend Torturers Source of NYC Syrup Smell Found
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16 years ago
7 minutes

The Abraham Lincoln Logs
The Abraham Lincoln Logs #188
Abe wishes Obama a sterling inauguration day - may it augur 8 long years of recovery for a new and better America. Also Abe critiques Obama's pre-inauguration appointments and discusses what Obama's choice of surgeon general means for marijuana. Clueless hack for transportation czar.Monsanto shill for agriculture czar. What the next surgeon general doesn't know about marijuana Legalizing marijuana the number one issue for Americans And, sadly, Obama defends telecom spying immunity.
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16 years ago
7 minutes

The Abraham Lincoln Logs
The Abraham Lincoln Logs #187
Abe rejoices for America's recent victory.
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17 years ago
6 minutes

The Abraham Lincoln Logs
The Abraham Lincoln Logs #185
Mary Todd Lincoln joins Abraham Lincoln via phone for the down and dirty on the impending US election.
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17 years ago
35 minutes

The Abraham Lincoln Logs
The Abraham Lincoln Logs #184
Abe has some advice for Ron "Hollywood" Howard. (Links to follow)
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17 years ago
9 minutes

The Abraham Lincoln Logs
The Abraham Lincoln Logs #183
Abe recaps Obama's Wednesday debate, Thursday's roasted McCain (and his girl Friday.) Also - Obama's iPhone app VS McCain's promotional wax cylinder which "sorta doubles as a candle." Love the logs? Join THE ABRAHAM LINCOLN LOGS Facebook group! Obama roasts McCain at Al Smith dinner.Al-Jazeera Exposes SHOCKING Racism At Sarah Palin Rally in Ohio Now AIG executives spend $86,000 on hunting trip. McCain's "Deer in the headlights / Lt. Cmdr Data" moment. Tips for new paupers.
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17 years ago

The Abraham Lincoln Logs
The Abraham Lincoln Logs #182
Abe preaches only to the converted, badmouthing John McCain to any Internet-saavy and likely left-leaning liberals who will listen. The Elitest-est! John McCain's - "MY FELLOW PRISONERS" as free, downloadable iPhone ringtone.Video of John McCain addressing America as "My Fellow Prisoners." Reminding you that our electronic voting machines are STILL broken and will be fixed only once the election is. John McCain's Racist Remarks The Great Glen Greenwald reassures that active duty military for declaring martial law not anything to worry about. President Bush listens to your phone sex. Incredibly dark comic - "The Last American Job." In 2007 Bush claimed power to cancel elections in times of economic crisis.
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17 years ago
5 minutes

The Abraham Lincoln Logs
The Abraham Lincoln Logs #181
Abe watches the bailout bill which includes sexy new "undercover" powers for the IRS: The name is Bond. JUNK Bond. Palin says Obama palling around with terrorists. McCain Urges Bush To Spend $1 Trillion On Bailout -- Without Congressional Approval Is the Bush administration making the bailout another Overton window? Bailout bill now includes undercover IRS agents. US House threatened with Martial Law if Bailout not passed. How to stop a facist shift.
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17 years ago
8 minutes

The Abraham Lincoln Logs
The Abraham Lincoln Logs #180
Abe knows Senate only approved $700 billion bailout with now famous "39-cent excise tax for children's wooden practice arrows" exemption hoping "message arrows" might reverse "socialist" trend of breast cancer awareness stamps. Abe also feels that Sarah Palin is the victim of "Gotcha Journalism" but knows that before Sarah Palin we just called it "Journalism." The House limits constituent emails.McCain Urges Bush To Spend $1 Trillion On Bailout -- Without Congressional Approval Homer tries to vote for Obama. Bloomberg wants forbidden 3rd term. The League of Extraordinary Women Voters Watch the full Biden/Palin debates online. Army CCMRF to "help" with "civil unrest." Harry Shearer's magnificent podcast "Le Show."
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17 years ago
8 minutes

The Abraham Lincoln Logs
The Abraham Lincoln Logs #179
Abe votes to bailout "good" and votes no on "evil." Or was it the reverse? Palin claims Dinosaurs and humans coexisted.Iran's talk of destroying Israel must not get lost in translation. The "wipe Israel off the map" hoax - another advertisement for war. Palin: Foreign Affairs is good versus evil. McCain: A tie? Means I win. ProMcCain and the 28 million Terror scaremongering DVDs. Bailout 90% suck. Muslim children gassed in OHIO mosque. 5 reasons to vote against Paulson's $700 billion bailout. Muslim children gassed in OHIO mosque.
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17 years ago
10 minutes

The Abraham Lincoln Logs
The words of Abraham Lincoln risen from the grave. Frequently updated political comedy.