Keven AdamsIf you are quite certain that you want to miss the bantery discussion of Father's Day activities and Jeff's fishing trip, you can skip directly to minute 9 and get right into the interviews. Be sure not to miss the opening song though! We are proud to present more or our March Madness 2025 interviews. Keven Adams discusses his scenario designs and ASL background, Sarah Sackett, and Aidan Hallman.  These are the interviews that you won't want to miss.  Now that we think about it, why would you want to miss any of them? SHOW TIMES  0:01 Song SMC's a Goner (lyrics below)Aiden and Sarah3:03 Banter 9:20 Kevin Adams Interview 36:00 Interview with Sarah and Aiden 49:10 Total Running Time LINKS Kulning The Brickworks on Illuminating Rounds RALLY PHASE RECORDS PRESENTS!!!  SMC's a Goner  Sung to the tune of Girlfriend In a Coma by The Smiths Lyrics: D. Wallick, D. Donovan Vocals: Stephen Stewart Mixer: Jim, the Mix-Master Bera Leader blew morale check, oh no! I know it's serious He was already broken, ya know, I know it's serious And do I want him to roll a wound check? No! Cuz you know, I would hate anything to happen to him No I don't want to lose him Do you really think he'll survive? Do you think he'll roll less than 5? Duuuuuuuuude SMC's a goner, ya know, I know it's serious Bye bye, bye my buddy, Goodbye There were times when I could have rallied him 'Cuz you know, it's not like he's a 10-2 and he just got a field promotion Now he's taking the check, time to fret, And he rolled a 5 and he died. Dooooooooh! Let me whisper a few bad words, I know it's serious Download this episode (right-click and save)

You won't believe the stunning facts that Advanced Squad Guru Tom Meier reveals on this show. We considered making a whole lot of edits, but decided to leave the scandalous parts in, just for your wanton and scurrilous satisfaction.  What We Have Played Lately is Scenario FB17: Stalingrad Redux.  In the Box is March Madness 2025 Scenario Pack: Schnake Eyes!  Check out the scenarios here. SHOWTIMES 0:01 Small Talk 8:00  What's in the Box?22:00 Contest Winner Announced25:00 Interview with Tom Meier 47:00 What Have You Been Playing Lately? 57:42  Total Running Time SHOWLINKS Stalingrad Redux on ASL Scenario Archive  Download this episode (right click and save)

Summer is fast approaching and so is the next episode. We just can't believe how fast time flies. Or how SHOCKING this episode is. Scott Mullins discusses how to track your ASL games, using the ASL Archive and other methods. Matt Zajak discusses his background and his campaign games with his buddies, as well as his favorite miniature ancients rule set, favorite Advanced Squad Leader tournaments and scenarios, basically all things ASL. Most importantly Matt discusses his travels to Russia and help with the Ponyri game. We even dare to chat about our wives (and it's all good). Dave forgets that he has played 1,402 games so far.How about that opening song? The lyrics were provided by Rob Banozic and the song was performed by The 2 Half Squad Singers. It originally appeared on #205 SHOW LINKSBox Cars Again BlogWWII Wayfinder on Youtube SHOWTIMES 00:01 Song: He's Got Really Hot Snake Eyes 04:00 Banter 08:10 Scott Mullins26:45 Matt Zajac 1:00:05 Total Running Time REALLY HOT SNAKE-EYES(to the tune of "Bette Davis Eyes"Lyrics by Rob Banozic) His rolls are always lowI've never seen 'em highHis dice are never coldHe's got really hot snake-eyesHe'll turn the MGs on youYou won't pass a check twiceIt's cold as East Front snowHe's got really hot snake-eyes And they'll break you, they'll crit-hit youThey're the bones that will defeat youThey're atrocious, 'cause he always gets theRolls that make the stacks crushGod! why do I always roll so high, he's got really hot snake-eyes You like your +3 stoneThe place to stand and fightBut all you do is moanHe's got really hot snake-eyesHe'll take a '1' shot on youAnd roll those wicked diceUntil you give up, tooHe's got really hot snake-eyes They'll DM you, when he plays youTrash your plan with the dice he loans youThey're ferocious 'cause he always gets theRolls that make the stacks crushAll the boys think it's just fine, to get really hot snake-eyes And they'll break you, they'll crit-hit youThey're the bones that will defeat youThey're atrocious, 'cause he always gets theRolls that make the stacks crush All the boys think it's just fine, to get really hot snake-eyes  Download this episode (right click and save)

MMP does not want you to know about all the other games that exist in the world. We would never spend time on this show discussing games like Dungeons and Dragons, Settlers of Cataan, or Twilight Imperium, because we are such Advanced Squad Leader loyalists and Fan Boys.  Or would we now? In this very show, Jim Burris gives us an update on the St. Louis Tournament and what HE has been playing lately. James Treu gives us his gaming background and says hello. We also manage to read a few letters.   SHOWTIMES 0:01 Small Talk 8:30  Jim Burris23:30 Letters41:00 Contest Winner Announced 42:00 James Treu 47:39 Total Running Time SHOWLINKS Matt Quinton's Youtube Matt Quinton's Discord   Download this episode (right click and save)

It's an unbelievable show with stunning bombshells dropping all over the show. We continue our interviews from March Madness with Rick Reinesch, who gives us a great insiders take on the new Mannerheim Cross as well as many other interesting tidbits.  Jeff DeYoung also graces us with an interview and we have a thoroughly enjoyable time hearing the bombshell that Jeff drops on us. AMAZING! SHOWTIMES 0:01 Small Talk 8:30  Rick Reinisch 40:00 Jeff DeYoung 55:30 Total Running Time  Download this episode (right click and save)

In the Box we find Slaughter at Ponyri. In this episode we take the time to have a first look at the components and the terrain rules included with this powerful looking game.  We continue our interviews from March Madness with Dave Mareske, who give us a great preview of the new March Madness 2025 Scenario Pack Snake Eyes, as well as many other interesting tidbits.  On with the show!Opening song is a new one, Minimum Move! SHOWTIMES0:1 Song Minimum Move! 2:00  Interesting Chat 10:00  What's In the Box?37:18 Interview with Dave Mareske54:21 Total Running Time Minimum Move(based on Minimum Wage by They Might Be Giants) Lyrics: Louis PadolVocals: The 2 Half Squad Singers "Minimum Move" SHOWTIMES 0:1 Song Minimum Move 2:00  Interesting Chat 18:00  After Action Report 45:00 What's in the Box? 1:03:40 Total Running Time  Download this episode (right click and save)

Dave made it to March Madness and all Jeff got was a lousy T-Shirt.  Actually it is a cool T-Shirt of the Korean design.  Dave got the 2025 T from Kansas City ASL guys that has all participants on the back as various leader or  Hero counters. There will be a lot of interviews in the show this year and we will start with Paul Works and Dan Best, who give us a great preview of the WWI game as well as many other interesting tidbits.  On with the show! Opening song was a repeat from episode 204, DC Hero.SHOWTIMES 0:1 Song DC HERO 4:00  Interesting Chat 18:00  Interview with Dan Best and Paul Works 54:21 Total Running Time DC Hero -- Concept: Dennis Donovan -- Lyrics: Dennis Donovan, Rich Spilky, Stephen Stewart -- Vocals: Stephen Stewart -- Mixing/Technical: Jim Bera Playin’ ASL, in the P.T.O. The Marines vs. Jappos, Code of Bushido Read all the SSRs, and I started to scheme Coming up with a plan, when I noticed something: There is one DEMO, to blow stuff away And with a gleam in my eyes, I knew I’d found the way: There’s a Japanese private, in the Second World War Wasn’t sure how to use one, but he knew for sure That one DEMO, felt good in his hands Didn’t take long, to understand Just one DEMO, will beat the foe But a one-way ticket, for DC heroes So he did a banzai            No way he’d get dropped    With his H.E. man purse            Those Yankee Devils will be stopped! By a DC Hero, For Nippon he will die! He’s a DC Hero He’s got one  DEMO, DC Hero Yankees will die! DC Hero    Yankees will die! He won’t sur-vive this fight. On a road without a name, out on Corregidor There’s a Sherman Tank Dozer, stopped in hex G4 Yeah, this day is his last, filled with lots of pain That one  DEMO, gonna win the game So he started chargin’ 8 MF enough? But if he gets wounded  Gettin to the target will be tough! For a DC Hero    for Nippon he will die! He’s a DC Hero    for Nippon he’ll die! YEAH   DC HERO    Nippon he’ll die! That one DEMO,       Nippon he’ll die! He’s gonna win    Gonna win tonight SHOWTIMES 0:1 Song DC HERO 4:00  Interesting Chat 18:00  After Action Report 45:00 What's in the Box? 57:10 Total Running Time  Download this episode (right click and save)

This is the moment that Mannerheim Cross is presented to the world!  Bounding Fire Productions is bringing down the hammer with this one.  In this episode we cover the contents of said game. The components and maps and such. The winner of Best of Friends 2 is announced also. SHOW LINKS Best of Friends on the Archive SHOW TIMES01: Bantero 12:01 Contest BoF2 Winner Draw13:20 What's in the Box? 47:03 Total Running Time The 2 Half-Squads is brought to you by Bounding Fire Productions, and kind donations from listeners like you. The views and opinions expressed on The 2 Half-Squads are not necessarily those of the hosts. You can also watch the show on our Youtube channel. Download this episode (right-click and Save)

Thanks to Dennis for another roaring song parody to get this show off on the right foot.  Reminding usto establish those fields of fire. Lastly we take a deep dive into Best of Friends 2 Advanced Squad Leader Scenario pack that brings us some of the fantastic work from our friends in Sweden.  SHOW LINKS Best of Friends on the ArchiveMario's Dice Towers SHOW TIMES01: Song Fields of Fire (Lyrics by Dennis Donovan) 2:31 Bantero39:00 Letters40:10 What's in the Box?  Best of Friends 2 54:06 Total Running Time Fields of Fire  Lyrics So said the father to his son“Cover the city on board one,Same for the big hill to westWhether in tournies or playtest.”“Av’nues of approach you must scryHow else to make the en’my die?Make sure to watch for fire lanesAnd to play the bore sight game!”“Cover the flanksAgainst cavalry and tanksCover your frontWith Fields of Fire!”“Remember to pre-reg and deployRemember rout paths to destroyRemember always play your bestRemember, ah, I forget the rest.” The 2 Half-Squads is brought to you by Bounding Fire Productions, and kind donations from listeners like you. The views and opinions expressed on The 2 Half-Squads are not necessarily those of the hosts. You can also watch the show on our Youtube channel. Download this episode (right-click and Save)

Get ready to play a lot of VAASAL during this years ASL eOpen 2025. We talk with Dave Goldman who explains how to sign up, how the tournament works and other details.  It is one of the largest online tournaments.  You can actually win some cash prizes! Register today.  And Dave does a deep dive into Action Pack 14.  SHOW LINKS ASLOPEN.ORG SHOW TIMES01: Song PTO (Lyrics by Dennis Donovan) 2:31 Interview with Dave Goldman39:00 Another contest winner40:10 What's in the Box?  AP14 59:35 Total Running Time Startin’ PTO, with a good friend of mineIt’s the Allies vs. Nippon,  1939Been wantin’ to get play it now, yeah it’s finally time We’re gonna bust it out, set it up, check it out, PTO Wah-waaaah (Yeah, yeah, startin’ PTO) wa wah Wah-waaaah (Yeah, yeah, learnin’ PTO) wa wah Wah-waaaah (Yeah, yeah, playin’ PTO) wa wah Wah-waaaah (Yeah, yeah, lovin’ PTO) wa wah Wah-waaaah (We’re, doin’  PTO) wa wahWe’ll play it on the main lands, and the Pacific isles Learning the Chapter G rules, it’ll take quite a while All the HASLs and campaign games, really drive us wild C’mon and bring it on, set it up, check it out, PTO Yeah, I spent all my money, and bought the PTO(buyin’ it up, sortin’ it out) Got a Gung Ho and BRT, and then Code of Bushido (openin' it up, checkin' it out) Took it out to our club meet, for tell-and-show, yeah, yeah(settin’ it up, layin’ it out) Yeah, it’ the coolest thing around, tell your buddies it won’t let you down We’re gonna bust it out, set it up, try it out, PTO The 2 Half-Squads is brought to you by Bounding Fire Productions, and kind donations from listeners like you. The views and opinions expressed on The 2 Half-Squads are not necessarily those of the hosts. You can also watch the show on our Youtube channel. Download this episode (right-click and Save)

You can't have a better person than Bret Hildebran to come on the show.  We are lucky enough to have him grace the Broadcast Foxhole with his wisdom and insight as the Director of Advanced Squad Leader Oktoberfest Tournament in Ohio.  It is the largest tournament in terms of ASL players in attendance.  SHOW LINKS ASLOK.ORG SHOW TIMES 00:31 Interview with Bret Hildebran55:00 Bret draws the contest winner 57:31 Total Running Time The 2 Half-Squads is brought to you by Bounding Fire Productions, and kind donations from listeners like you. The views and opinions expressed on The 2 Half-Squads are not necessarily those of the hosts. You can also watch the show on our Youtube channel. Download this episode (right-click and Save)

Once upon a time, Kyle sent us a letter about playing Advanced Squad Leader Starter Kit Solitaire (or solo). Kyle plays both sides and he does not have a split personality.  Although, in the picture to the right it does look like his defense has been frustrated by his own attack. Join us as Kyle reminds us why we like full ASL, other games, and most importantly why Starter Kit is so good, and why playing against yourself has it's virtues.  SHOW LINKS None Today SHOW TIMES 00:31 Interview with Kyle Beach51:11 Total Running Time The 2 Half-Squads is brought to you by Bounding Fire Productions, and kind donations from listeners like you. The views and opinions expressed on The 2 Half-Squads are not necessarily those of the hosts. You can also watch the show on our Youtube channel. Download this episode (right-click and Save)

Happy Holidays All!  Jump into the Broadcast Foxhole with us and hear a What Have You Been Playing Lately segment that covers Dave and Dave's game of Scenario FB 13: Don't Economize. What better way to enjoy the holidays than having a listen and sipping some warm cider along with that nice big bowl of Sugar Tanks. After that we open our present and find Action Pack 13 in the box. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanza and Happy New Year! SHOW TIMES 0:02  Sugar Tanks Song 3:00 Banter 10:00 Letters 22:00 What Have You Been Playing Lately?39:00 What's in the Box?46:00 Total Running TimeSHOW LINKS Sugar Tanks Video Game (they stole our idea)Women's Sugar Tank Top (they also stole our idea) The 2 Half Squads is brought to you by our sponsors Bounding Fire Productions and our wonderful Patreon and Paypal sponsors. Lyrics to Sugar Tanks (lyrics by D. Donovan, performed by Aaron Kleinschmidt) I Sugar, oh Tanky, TankyIt's breakfast cereal, and you'll soon be wanting some.  Tankies, have lot's of sugar, they taste like candy corn, and they look like Panzer II's. You just can't believe the tastiness when when eating them. You just can't believe the crunchiness when when eating them. They are so crunchy oh, it's true.  Ah, Tankies, they're honey roasted, they are pure sugar dude and they've got some caffeine too. Yummy Tankies, with extra sugar, they taste like victory. And they might have some nutrients too.  When you have a bite, you'll know how good these tanks can be.Dump some in a bowl then pour some cold milk over them. Pour a big bowl for me.  Pour a little cold milk on them buddy!  Oh, Tanky, Tankies.  Give them a whirl.  The views and opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of The 2 Half Squads.   Download this episode (right click and save)

Getting this one done a bit late, but is it really better late than never? Mike Ryzy joins us in the podcast foxhole as we take a look at the Gun rules and Action Pack #13. The sound is a bit staticky at points so bear with us. Dave talks about the movie Red One and his upcoming Frostgrave game. He just never shuts up and he is a showoff.   SHOWTIMES 0:02 OBJECTIVE SCHMIDT Parody Song (lyrics by D. Donovan, Performed by the T2HS Singers) 3:34 Greetings and Chat about Earthquake Rules 10:20 Gun Rules 30:20 Dave Talks of Red One and Frostgrave Christmas Game 42:00 New Contest Announced (Entrants due by January 13) 31:50 Box Art Review 49:00 Total Running Time                                                      SHOW LINKSGI Joe Recoiless ToyFrostgrave Christmas Scenario Mannerheim Cross OBJECTIVE SCHMIDT SONGTo the tune of “I Saw Three Ships”Lyrics by Dennis Donovan, performed by The 2 Half-Squad Singers Objective Schmidt is coming soon, by BFP for ASLObjective Schmidt is coming soon, this news you can't be ignoringIt comes with 2 new HASL maps, of Vossenack and KommerschmidtAnd 18 new scenarios, one of which is a campaign.There won't be a big magazine, just a booklet with some pages.Of HSR's and CG stuff, and the historical background.And what price tag will OS bring, one hundred clams? I'd gladly pay.Which release date are you thinking? BFP we are imploring.And all the souls on earth shall sing, on release day, on release day.I hope it's what Santa will bring on Christmas Day in the morning.Then let us all rejoice again when comes the day, when comes the day?More new stuff from the three wise men, who sleigh us with all their new products.  Download this episode (right click and save)

The ASLOK interviews continue with an interview with Alan Findlay of Broken Ground Design. Alan walks us through all of the amazing new products that are available. He gives us a super close up look. Thank you Alan.  Remember to volunteer to playtest the Chaco Wars scenarios for Steve Swann and Alan.  Box Art Review makes it's return featuring the art from Journal #14. We end with a brief look at a game that Bendis and Summers (they're famous) played at ASLOK. SHOWTIMES 0:02 MASH Parody Song (lyrics by D. Donovan, Performed by The 2 Half-Squads Singers) 3:34 Greetings  12:00 Interview with Alan Findlay  27:00 Contest Drawing 29:00 New Contest Announced (Entrants due by December 13) 31:50 Box Art Review 40:45 Bendis and Summers Play at ASLOK 45:05 Total Running Time                                                      M*A*S*H  KOREA SONGLyrics by Dennis Donovan, performed by The 2 Half-Squad Singers The Forgotten War is here you seeA new venture for MMP It’s Post World War 2, you see The Korean War in the ‘50s [REFRAIN]:In Forgotten War the scene is The UN, ROKs and MarinesVersus the KPA and the Chinese The Chosin Few designers knowThey put into it heart and SeoulIf they screwed up module 15That they’d be in some deep kimchi There are new rules pages Updated Chapter H is Included with 16 scenarios The 4 new maps have rough terrain Which Chapter W explains There’s 7 brand-new counter sheetsThe jet aircraft are pretty neat Forgotten War will cost usAbout one hundred dollahsAnd I will take three copies if you please I brave man once asked Perry To tell us “When will it ship, please?”Is it to be or not to beWhy oh why ask me?Did you see the new box? Papyrus font really ROKsand you can figure the rules out with some ease.  Download this episode (right click and save)

Hey, look what's in the mailbag! We got some letters, and we open the show with that. After a look at some cool technological advances in playing aids, Wai Wong and Jonathan Kay from Canada give us a look at ASLOK and their thoughts on all things Advanced Squad Leader. SHOW TIMES 0:32 Banter 3:40 Letters 16:10 Latest ASL Gaming Aids 42:00 Interview with Jonathan Kay and Wai Wong 49:44 Total Running Time LINKS Victory Games on Youtube  Download this episode (right click and save)

Don't take the wrong way to Cinicnnati.  ASLOK's not there!  ASLOK was near Cleveland, in Aurora,Ohio as a matter of fact. this show features two of our interviews from the tourney. The first is with Ed Beekman of the North Texas Shootout Tournament.  Ed discusses his gaming background and the Northern branch of the ASL gaming groups. And he offers a copy of "A Fistful of Scenarios Pack" as a prize. Offer ends 11/15/2024.  Dave Wiesanhahn joins us and gives us the scoop on the DC Conscripts.  SHOW TIMES 0:02 Song "Wrong Way to Cincinnati" 3:40 Banter 16:10 Interview with Ed Beekman25:10 What Have You Been Playing Lately?DC Conscripts Game Day 31:00 Interview with Dave Weisenhahn51:51 Total Running Time LINKS DC CosncriptsASL North Texas Shootout LYRICS by Dennis Donovan The Wrong Way, to CincinnatiOff to CincinnatiWent some ALSOK noobs one dayThey were chomping at the bit  and couldn’t wait to play.Bringing ‘long ASL goodiesfood and lots of beerTill a wife she got frustratedAnd said  “Listen to me Dear!” Chorus                                  Go to Cleveland, not CincinnatiThat’s the wrong way to goGo to Cleveland, not CincinnatiRe-read the directions, Joe!Good luck, darling husbandHope you make it there.Don’t take the wrong, wrong way to CincinnatiBecause ASLOK’s not there. Joe he sent a rebuffTo his wifey MaryJoSaying, “Should we not quite make it,I will let you know!” “If I make mistakes in driving,Mary, dear,” said he, “Remember, it’s the map that’s bad,Don’t lay the blame on me Chorus                                              Go to Cleveland, not Cincinnati...  “We can’t seem to find ASLOK,we must be close, you know?Would you check on Google MapsAnd tell us where to go?” “Head northwest from Cincinnatilook for the hall of fame.If you can get there in a hurryYou might have time to game!”  Download this episode (right click and save)

Oh boy, have we got a show for you!   Not only do we bring back our special guest from last show, Mike Ryzy, but we also give you a great opening SONG with lyrics by D. Donovan and beautiful vocals by Megan K. But that's not all! We also present a rip roaring edition of Quiz Show/ Rules that finishes rule C10. Would you believe that we have  the usual and somewhat interesting BANTER?Not only that, but we also provide you with a look at ASL Action Pack #18: Roads to Rangoon SHOW TIMES 0:02 Song "All About That Rate" 3:40 Rules 40:10 Banter 47:30 What's in the Box? 1:02:20 Total Running Time LINKS They are in the write-up above. Look for the blue letters. LYRICS Because you know I'm all about that rate 'Bout that rate, no re-zid I'm all about that rate 'Bout that rate, no cowers I'm all about that rate 'Bout that rate, no malfing I'm all about that rate 'Bout that rate...  Yeah, Rate of Fire’s, in A9.2 And I can make it, make it, it’s not that hard to do             'Cause I got that good luck, that all the guys crave And all the right rolls in all the right phases You’ll see my machine guns, workin' that R.O.F You know my luck’s unreal, I just can’t make it stop When I get lucky rate runs, I use ‘em up By shooting up all your kill stacks from the bottom to the top Yeah, my mentor he told me "Don't worry about the SAN" He says, "Boys like a little more shooty in a fire fight" You know with ordnance, guns and MGs I get rate with them all So defeating you in two turns – won’t take very long (Chorus) I'm bringing shooty back                                                So many shots you’ll have a heart attack. So, when we’re playing, I know I’ll squish you flat But I'm here to tell you... Gonna shoot up all your kill stacks from the bottom to the top Yeah, my mentor he told me "Don't worry about the "SAN" He says, "Boys like a little more shooty in a fire fight" You know I will get a one on the colored die when I roll Yo, just letting you know my rate runs can last all year long(Chorus x2) Because you know I'm all about that rate 'Bout that rate, no treble Yeah yeah... ohh... You know you like this rate... Hey...  Download this episode (right click and save)

Mike Ryzy brings the box for this show and he gives us a look inside Special Ops #12. Why Special Ops #12? Because it came in the mail. It has a new map and 4 scenarios (2 for Starter Kit), and a look at Jim Bishops article on the third die for R.O.F.  Rule C10 finishes off the show for today.  SHOW LINKS Special Ops #12 SHOW TIMES 00:01 "ASL Edelweiss" Song 2:00 Much Chit Chat12:00 Contest Winner Announced13:00 What's in the Box?29:00 Rules 49:43 Total Running Time "ASL Edelweiss" Lyrics by Rich Spilky Performed by The 2 Half Squads Singers A-S-L, A-S-L, Every die roll enchants meRule book thick, games not quick, Line of Sight is no problemEight on the eight is an N-M-C, Will my morale sustain me?A-S-L, A-S-L, Special ammo forever! A-S-L, A-S-L, Please save me from slow players!Wind and rain, brush and grain, Each board looks lovely to meA two is good and a twelve is bad, Yet target types perplex meA-S-L, A-S-L, Skulking safely forever! The 2 Half-Squads is brought to you by Bounding Fire Productions, and kind donations from listeners like you. The views and opinions expressed on The 2 Half-Squads are not necessarily those of the hosts. You can also watch the show on our Youtube channel. Download this episode (right-click and Save)

 Sleeze Freezer! An Advanced Squad Leader parody song replay from episode 180. It relates well to the Heretical rules Sleeze Freeze rule rewrite from last episode. From part one of the Pleva interview.  This show presents part two of said interview. Enjoy! SHOW LINKS None today SHOW TIMES 00:01 "Sleeze Freezer" Song 4:00 Steven Pleva Part Two59:07 Total Running Time "I'm a Sleeze-Freezer" by Jim Bera and Dennis Donovan (not The 2 Half Squads Singers). Victory is only true in fairy tales, Earned by other guys, but not by me Luck was out to get me. That's the way it seemed. When I play Squad Leader I get creamed Then I saw that page About our pet peever It's D2.3, and it's quite the find VBMmmmmmm, it's called sleeze-freezing But its not cheating, lighten up guys I thought "maybe I should try a different game." Seems the more I played, the more I lost. What's the use in tryin'? I'll get crushed a-game. When I need a victory, I get slain. Then I read that page, now I'm a sleeze-freezer Not a trace of shame in my mind VBMmmmmmmm, I'm a sleeze-freezer I'm not a cheater, lighten up guys Aaaarg. Luck was out to get me. Well that's the way it seemed. Disappointment haunted all my games But then I used that rule, now I'm a sleeze-freezer Not a trace of shame in my mind. Bet your boots, I'm a sleeze-freezer . . . But not a cheater, lighten up guys... The 2 Half-Squads is brought to you by Bounding Fire Productions, and kind donations from listeners like you. The views and opinions expressed on The 2 Half-Squads are not necessarily those of the hosts. You can also watch the show on our Youtube channel. Download this episode (right-click and Save)