In the FINAL Episode Of That Taxi Podcast: Thomas has a ride that just didn't turn out the way anyone expected Taxi David has a college student who is struggles with the vision of his future Taxi David's phone enjoys 'water sports' in a local restroom DISPATCHER- Gear Grinder Thomas has a couple where there is obvious humiliation and verbal abuse presented Taxi David has an encounter with a mattress that the cops also ignore DISPATCHER- Life Changing That Taxi Podcast has been a life changing experience for both Thomas and Taxi David. We both truly want to express our gratitude and appreciation to all of those who have listened to our show and either laughed or were offended, or maybe both. We really mean it when we say we couldn't have done it without you. Thomas has a guaranteed pick up line for scoring with the ladies, Taxi David shares his best pick up move. Stay Positive Kids Good Show That Taxi Podcast

A chicken goes missing Thomas has a group of older people dealing with transgender issues in their family Dispatcher - Stupid People Taxi David has a passenger that refuses to mow his lawn Thomas has a passenger that refuses to take his advice on bypassing a long line at the airport Dispatcher- Gear Grinder Thomas has an air freshener malfunction Ally has more electrical problems Fun Fruit Stoners and Mexicans Female Teabagger Good Show Pope Stay Positive Kids

Why was Strawberry Shortcake partly responsible for a change in advertising? Thomas gets reprimanded due to a spur of the moment text to a cancelation Taxi David has a passenger who is using insurance fraud to acquire a ride Dispatcher #3 Interesting Happenstances Thomas has a passenger who just seems to bring a string of bad luck onto himself Taxi David impresses some riders with his map-less journey Dispatcher #10 Pot Pourri Taxi David acquires a new catch-phrase due to an embelishing passenger Thomas is involved in an octogenarian luggage theft Army Boxin Jesus Good Show Val Kilmer Stay Positive Kids

We had problems with the camera during a facebook live attempt. So we decided to audio record one and give it to you here on the podcast.

Thomas and Taxi David discuss a commercial jingle that they remember as slightly different than anything they can find on the web. Thomas reveals that working as a contractor has shifted his perspective on how he goes about attaining customers. Taxi David calms down a passenger who seems a bit overly-dramatic DISPATCHER: Interesting happenstance Thomas gets serenaded by a flautist on a round trip ride to a local convenience store Taxi David explains to a passenger that gender does not factor into laws dealing with assault. Dispatcher: Life Changing Taxi David has a marriage in the family!!!! Thomas talks about a coworker and friend that passed away recently. Elmer and Daffy as crooks Good Show George Forman Stay Positive Kids

In this special episode, we interview a Taxi Company owner who had a driver commit a terrible mistake. This episode contains actual audio from the dash cam of a taxi that was struck by a train. Keep in mind this could be triggering to some sensitive listeners. We also wanted to let you know that nobody was injured in this accident.

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Gimme a break of that Kit Kat Bar Thomas finds a job Dispatcher : Pot Pori Thomas has an encounter with a truck driver who was so wrong that he couldn't own up to his mistake Learning a new language Dispather Stoopid People Passengers who travel by air, then realize a serious mistake they make Taxi David has a story about a person he knows who thought he was mad at them. Cowboy gets three wishes Good Show Michelle Trachtenberg Stay Positive Kids

If you like this show, be sure to follow and download the episodes. If you really love this show, (What the hell is wrong with you?), be sure to become a Patron on the Podbean app. This will allow you access to the outtakes vault and depending on the tier you subscribe at, get some cool shit, like T shirts, Mugs, stickers, an appearance on our FB live segment, and your name mentioned on the show. Thomas and Taxi David sing some jingles from commercials and observe some random groups of teens. *get off my lawn Taxi David talks about feeling a small earthquake this morning Thomas has a job offer that he is reluctant to accept. Dispatcher call: Gear Grinder Taxi David has a regular client that has set up a somewhat lame Go Fund Me Thomas talks about some of the red flags that were ignored when his previous employer went bankrupt. Dispatcher call: Interesting Happenstance Thomas has a long ride with a passenger who has what seems to be a fabulous job. Taxi David witnesses a friend get a DUI Getting revenge on a Taxi Driver Good Show Gene Hackman Stay Positive Kids

Thomas's cracked windshield makes him nostalgic over a friend that had passed several years ago. Taxi David has a scuff on his car that he will never repair as a symbolic memorial for a friend of his that had passed. David is preoccupied at the moment in doing his taxes. Dispatcher call #1- Life changing Taxi David starts out his career doing things by the book until the payroll officer 'suggests' he do things a bit different Thomas learns over time to ask for quality collateral for those passengers who have to 'go get the money'. Dispatcher call #2: Oh Shit A subordinate of Thomas's nearly loses a finger in an industrial accident. Taxi David relates a tale about a coworker who nearly lost his head at the carnival. Taxi David has a brake problem, and Thomas talks about field mechanics Sox and Cameras/ Taxi David gets hypnotized Good Show Roberta Flack Stay Positive kids

Become a Patron on Podbean and gain exclusive access to Outtakes from every episode, Lost episodes, sound checks, and an opportunity to join us for a Facebook Live. Higher tiers will also receive coffee mugs and/or Tee shirts. Just hit the rewards button shaped like a money bag. Taxi David breaks out with an 80's song made famous by the Outfield. Thomas explains the extremely inexpensive repair his latest vehicle received. Which is better, trying out a new fleet vehicle during the day or night? The debate goes on. Taxi David gleans some cash from showing up at an industry party. Dispatcher call: Gear Grinder Thomas talks about getting trapped by a train on private property Taxi David reveals an incident in which a passenger was the recipient of some harassment by drunk thugs. Dispatcher call: Oh Shit David's potential passenger ends up requiring medical attention. Thomas acquires a passenger that was vouched for by another taxi driver (Guess Who) Thomas discusses a problem another cab driver brings upon himself with some flirt texting and an eventual extortion attempt. Miss Piggy and Dr. Pepper Good Show Jules Feiffer  

Taxi David starts the episode with the song "Stuck On You"  Thomas talks about picking up a "new" car at the auction Taxi David explains how he got distracted by trashy TV Dispatcher call: #4 Life Changing Thomas discusses a medical issue and the solution his physician suggested.  Taxi David reveals that it is possible to polish a turd The fellas talk about their experiences being homeless Dispatcher Call: VETO Taxi David admits to giggling in the shower Thomas remembers a passenger who was sure that an artist was someone that it wasn't, and explains why he didn't correct her like he normally would. Three Elderly ladies on a bus stop bench Good Show Peter Yarrow

Become a Patron of this show on Podbean for exclusive access to outtakes, lost episodes, and schwag! Remember to download the episodes, it helps with our advertising clout! Taxi David talks about the lyrics to a John Denver favorite. Thomas speculates that the first winter snow has come pretty late for this area and reminisces about snowfalls back in the Midwest. Dispatcher call- #10  Pot Pori Thomas discusses a group he witnessed downtown where one member of the posse was trying way to hard to be fun. Taxi David puts on his Dr. Ruth cosplay to help a couple of passengers out with their relationships. Dispatcher call- #2 Oh Shit Thomas recalls an incident where the father of a teenage girl over-reacted to a missed phone call. Taxi David interjects with the dilemma of when and when not to call on the police. Moses and Jesus on earth Good Show John Denver    

Lets Play patty-cake Thomas and Taxi David discuss Porn and Drag names in the greeting Dispatcher spin land on number 9 which is gear grinder Thomas gripes about people requesting cabs who don't know where they are at. Taxi David is saddened by passengers who are unaware of cultural things he grew up with. The second call from the Dispatcher lands on Interesting Happenstance Taxi David has a nice looking passenger who wants a ride to the store just to show off her outfit Thomas has a shapely passenger who seems upset that no moves were made on the trip home Midgets and Hookers Good show David Lynch Stay Positive Kids!!!

Become a Patron on Podbean and help support the show. There are tons of cool things reserved exclusively for patrons of this show. Such as access to restricted content (outtakes, lost episodes), stickers, and at the higher tiers, T shirts and cups.  Taxi David is a little Teapot Thomas talks about the difficulty he is experiencing as an older citizen in the job search market. Taxi David becomes the target of a talkative restroom user. Dispatcher spin #1- Interesting Happenstance Taxi David has a passenger confess to hating babies, and explains the context of her frustrations. Thomas witnesses a young man interfering with first responders even after he had been warned by officials Dispatcher spin #2- Pot Pouri Thomas finds that he has inadvertently gotten the cab stuck while collecting a passenger, and reveals how he alleviated the situation Taxi David witnesses a homeless man find some treasure. Duck Joke Good Show Bob Euker Stay positive kids!!!!

Taxi David starts out this episode with another song that Thomas has never heard, which prompts a discussion about what may trigger deep seeded memories and feelings from one's time spent as an infant or fetus. The Dispatcher sends the fellas on the GET TO KNOW YOU spot. which is utilized by the hosts to reveal some striking similarities in their upbringing.  The Dispatcher then guides the boys to the "Interesting Happenstance" slot. This sparks an enthralling expose on their experiences with hotels and hotel staff members. a trio of lame jokes Good show Sam Moore Stay Positive Kids  

Taxi David opens with a song he sang as a child in school that Thomas had never heard before. Thomas talks about the strategy he employed when he made one of his very rare karaoke appearances. The Boys give us an update on the Cheba Hut bartender Don who was in a terrible accident on Christmas Eve. Taxi David relates a tale about an incident that happened to him on New Years Eve. The first Dispatcher call lands on Famous Person, but the fellas decide to veto that spin in favor of Nightmare Passenger Thomas has a story about a passenger who threw a quarter at him Taxi David reveals every cab driver's bane when the snow starts to fly. Dispatcher call #2 lands on Interesting happenstance Thomas tattles on himself regarding a passenger that wanted the credit card sanitized. Taxi David is triggered by something that causes him to flashback to his childhood. Asian Erection Good Show Jimmy Carter Join us on Podbean and become a patron to receive the many perks associated with membership, including exclusive access to outtakes and lost episodes, stickers, a chance to join us on a Facebook live, higher tiered patrons get schwag such as coffee mugs and/or T shirts. Stay Positive Kids

Taxi David and Thomas are recording this episode on Christmas Day. What a couple of heathens, right? The guys disciuss the difficulty of finding a place to pregame on a big holiday. Taxi David vetoes the first spin of the dispatcher, opting instead to continue the discussion regarding strange or unique customs that the hosts followed. The Dispatcher finally sends the dudes to the topic of interesting happenstance, where Thomas reveals that he may have lost his cool when dealing with an Uber driver, and Taxi David relates a tale about a customer who trained with somebody famous. Generational Hooker joke Good Show Rickey Henderson  Stay Positive Kids, Join us on Podbean and become a Patron of our show.

FINALLY!! It's episode 100. We hit this milestone with the guys talking about the problems Taxi David is having with his car.  Thomas talks about a lady who wanted a deep deal for a long ride, and how he deals with people who try to haggle a lower rate. Dispatcher spin #1: number 8 Book Flip Taxi David reveals the details from a cartoon he drew in which an unhoused passenger leaves his scent in the cab. And the boys talk about smells that linger. Dispatcher spin #2: number 10 Pot Pouri The fellas rant about things that happened when they were kids that were basically shrugged off back then, but would get people fired (or jailed) today, sperm count joke Good Show Brian Thompson

In celebration of our upcoming 100th episode, we are looking back on our personal favorites. This is episode 16,"Pass the (butt) stuffin'". Sit back and enjoy this blast from the past, and utilize this time to catch up on any episodes you may have missed, sign up for the Patron program on Podbean to receive some wonderful rewards. Don't forget to clue some of your slower friends and family on the fantastic podcast that we produce.  Tune in next week for episode 100, until then, happy listening!!