Hey fiends! I'm baaaaaack, to talk about a vampire horror comedy. We follow our ghoulish underdog Renfield as he gains the confidence to try to leave a toxic relationship. One of the big problems being, his " boss " is none other than Dracula, Nic Cage's Dracula. I discuss Renfield's trials and tribulations as he tries to escape and take back his life while making friends and enemies along the way.
Hey fiends! So, Black Mirror has finally returned which I am so excited about. Tonight's episode covers Season 6, Episode 3 titled Beyond the Sea. We have two 1960's astronauts who are able to come back to earth to visit their families through body replicas. This is Black Mirror, we can't have nice things for too long. Tragedy strikes one of them and soon this turns into The Hand That Rocks the Cradle meets 2001: A Space Odyssey. Tune in to hear my thoughts on this interstellar episode!
Intro song used: Bobby Darin " Beyond the Sea "
Soundbite used: YouTube clip of Jesse Pinkman " Yeah Science! " Breaking Bad
Hey fiends! I am so excited to be covering the iconic bisexual horror comedy, Jennifer's Body. For those of you somehow not familiar, popular girl Jennifer; is attacked. She is used as a sacrifice so a terrible emo band can become famous. Things so awry when she survives and starts eating boys as revenge and fun. It's up to her best friend Anita " Needy " to stop her and prevent more carnage. Tune in, it'll be extra salty. Happy Pride Month!
Warning: Sensitive Content.
Included Soundbites from Jennifer's Body.
Hey fiends! The time has finally come, the very first time I've gotten to watch the often regarded as one of the best werewolf movies. That would be, The Howling. This story follows a reporter, Karen, who is attacked by a stalker. She goes away with her husband to heal at a retreat but things are not what they seem. I talk about my appreciation for the makeup effects and my disdain for her husband, Bill. Tune in, it's sure to be a howling good time! You're welcome.
Hey fiends! Tonight, we have another not-so-sequel of a Stephen King story, Pet Sematary Two. This one is a ridiculous cult classic, that not even the author of the original wanted anything to do with. We have young Jeff who loses his movie star mom tragically. He's forced to move to her hometown in Maine with his estranged veterinarian father, Chase. Jeff befriends Drew and goes so far as to help him bring his dead dog back from the dead. Nothing bonds you more than trauma. Sure, nothing could go wrong when he's buried in the Native burial ground and not the Pet Sematary, right? Oh wait... Tune in as I break down this wild ride of a movie!
Hey fiends! Here's something to hold you over until I have the mental energy to do a full movie review. Ramblings on the hit tv series Yellowjackets about a girls' soccer team whose plane crashes in the Canadian wilderness. There's time jumps, cannibalism, cults, trauma, the usual high school woes. Lots of theories, I want to hear yours, so find me on the Slasher app! That_Horror_Witch
Hey fiends! Tonight is a short and spooky mini review for Evil Dead Rise. We're out of the woods and into a concrete jungle when a family is terrorized by the Necronomicon. Trapped in their apartment building, there's still that sense of claustrophobia and plenty of blood for everyone. Come get some... of these spoiler-free thoughts of mine!
Hey fiends! Have you ever been in a relationship where you end up feeling like you have no idea who this person really is? Well, Jules and Jackie embark on a weekend getaway to a cabin in the woods. What could possibly go wrong? Seems like a lot when this goes from a romantic vacation to a deadly cat and mouse game between the two. Join me as I break down this slow-burn that turns into a high adrenaline fight for survival.
Soundbites: From the movie and trailer for What Keeps You Alive
Shrek (2001)
Hey fiends! I have an Easter treat for you, I'm covering one of the best horror anthologies called HOLIDAYS. For this occasion, I am covering the segment titled Easter. This short is about a young girl gearing up for the holiday and is terrified of what she does not know, her mother tries to reassure her as best she can. Though, this night will be like no others she's experienced or will ever again. Tune in as I break it down!
Hey fiends! As requested,I'm covering the 1993 movie Ticks. It's sunny out, sometimes. Makes you want to spend time outside, maybe go camping. Well, a group of troubled teens and their counselors head for a campground to have a nice vacation. That is, until they're met with roided out giant ticks. They're the poor-man's facehugger and nature's vampires. Will this group survive? Tune in to find out!
Soundbite used: Ticks trailer
Hey fiends! Tonight I'm covering an origin story of a farm girl named Pearl, she's got big dreams. She wants to be a star in the Hollywood pictures and leave her boring life behind. Will she fly somewhere over the rainbow? Join me as I break down this incredibly deep Ti West and Mia Goth film.
Hey fiends! Happy St Patrick's! Everyone's Irish today! I soldiered through the worst Leprechaun movie. I sat through Leprechaun 4: In Space. There's space marines who are on a mission, who knows what that mission is. They have no choice but to rescue a knock-off space Princess from Leprechaun. There's a mad scientist who's half robot which is neat and probably one of the few redeeming qualities. Tune in as I suffer and laugh in pain.
Soundbites Used: " There Was a Fire Fight! " Boondock Saints clip.
Leprechaun 4: In Space, Leprechaun.
Hey fiends! Tonight I'm talking about a movie loosely based on true events, Cocaine Bear. It's pretty self-explanatory, we have a bear in a state park in Georgia who eats loads of cocaine and a murderous adventure ensues. Tune in as I give a brief review!
Clips used:
Intro soundbite: The soundtrack for GTA: Vice City. Flock of Seagulls " I Ran (So Far Away) "
Soundbite clip: This is Your Brain on Drugs 80's Partnership for a Drug Free America
Hey fiends! This episode is for the ones who maybe aren't fans of Valentine's Day for one reason or another. Maybe you enjoy a nice slasher. Tonight I'm talking about the original My Bloody Valentine. This movie is like Friday the 13th but instead of a campground being terrorized by a zombie in a hockey mask, we have a miner who exacts revenge on a small town during their annual Valentine's dance after tragedy strikes. After 20 years, this slasher comes back, leaving the town on edge. This was my first viewing and I loved it, so tune in!
What are your favorite Valentine's Day horror movies?
Hey fiends! This episode is about our Good Guy, Chucky. He gets resurrected by his loyal on-again-off-again, girlfriend, Tiffany. Chucky doesn't quite appreciate his lady, she wants more of a commitment. What better way than to turn her into a possessed doll too? They go on a road trip from hell with two star-crossed lovers, Jesse and Jade. The demonic doll duo are looking to settle down for good and the teens are in the wrong place at the wrong time. Tune in as I break down Bride of Chucky!
Hey fiends! Have you gone on vacation and felt like a completely new person? Well, a couple goes away to reset their batteries, seek some writing inspiration when they make some friends. Things go great until they don't. This is a wild ride of debauchery that none of them will forget, nor will they want to leave after the messes they've made. Pay your way out of your demise or face the consequences, make your choice. Tune in as I talk about this trippy Brandon Cronenberg flick.
Hey fiends! We have all seen that viral dance scene in the hallway of this blonde child-sized doll. Her name is M3GAN and it is her duty to look after newly orphaned Cady because her girlboss aunt, Gemma sure doesn't want that task. She's got AI to sell. M3GAN takes her new job very seriously and not only will she slay her dance moves and outfits, she'll slay you in the heart. This is a horror comedy that I was pleasantly surprised by. Tune in to find out what hijinks ensue!
Hey fiends! Enough is never enough, or is it? Tonight I will be discussing the big slice of 80's cheese, The Stuff! What is The Stuff you might ask? Dessert? Health supplement? Yes, all that and more! When this fad new product hits shelves, towns all over can't get enough,except it takes over your body which is a bummer. You don't know who to trust. Can our unlikely heroes save everyone before it's too late? Tune in to find out!