Hello, Darlings!

We have a NEW Season of Housewives!!!

We are back, and it feels so good. New OC means Shannon's hand waving, my confusion towards Travis and Gina, and Tamra being angry.

Let's get into everything from the first episode, and what we think the new Season will bring.

Enjoy!

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Hello, Darlings!

It has been nearly a month since we last spoke, let's talk about what has been going on.

I love you.

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Hello, Darlings!

Guys...1.2 Million in back taxes...That is all that I can think about. A $17,000/Month mortgage...I NEED TO KNOW THESE PEOPLE'S INCOMES!!!

In other news, I'm chatting about Nia's voice, the obsession with Brittany, and Danny's ripped knee jeans.

Enjoy!

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Hello, Darlings!

Take a pinch of "NYC Prep", add a dash of early 2000's, and mix in Real Housewives kids...BRILLIANT.

Guys...I am very excited about this...let's get into this monotone mess.

Enjoy!

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Hello, Darlings!

I'm popping in so we can chat about the Breaking News in the world of Bravo.

IT IS IMPORTANT WORK!!!

Enjoy!

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Hello, Darlings!

We are back in the heat of The Valley (and the gloom of a windy beach day in Malibu) to watch Janet and Jason cry.

We are thrown into a party for Enchiladas (?), at what appears to be Arianna and Tom's house, and we watch Janet threaten to go against Kristen...oh...no...

Jax shows up in a FaceTime and reminds us that he is a reprehensible monster.

Enjoy!

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Hello, Darlings!

We are back in the 100 degree Summer heat of The Valley. And it feels so good...and sweaty.

We get some jump scares seeing old VPR faces, and Brittany decides that, "No Fin Else Matters." Oh.Dear.

I ponder the reality that there are women out there that will still sleep with Jax, and feel horror at the fact that the mortgage on that horror house is $14,000.00/month.

Enjoy!

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Hello, Darlings!

Ok...I get why people dislike Janet now...

This episode of "The Valley" was full of repetition, and old VPR faces popping up. Kyle and Scheana and her Stanley Cup.

A new monster appeared in this episode, and of course he was a "Life Coach" (who blamed a woman for a man calling her a slut). Gotta love these Bravo folks doing anything but going to a professional psychotherapist.

Also-who brought the Red Baron pizza?

Enjoy!

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Hello, Darlings!!

We are going to start off by comparing Nara Smith's "What's In My Bag" to mine...Spoiler, my bag contains gummy bears, and hers has love notes...

Also, THE VALLEY IS AMAZING!

Jesse drinking two bottles of Champs before 11 am, Michelle screaming that Jesse has a gay man paying his bills (?), and Zack being a ginger.

Ugh, I love it.

Enjoy!

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Hello, Darlings!

I want to say a HUGE thank you for all of the Birthday messages!-I LOVE YOU!!

I'm here to chat BravoCon, an update about Lydia's brother's death, and Sonja Morgan tried to get out of a $1,000.00 dinner bill-SHE'S BEEN IN PR HER WHOLE LIFE!

Oh, dear....

Enjoy!

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Hello, Darlings!

We are back to discuss this week's episode of The Valley!

So, here's the thing...there are heightened emotions, rage texts, ovulation, a case of Prosecco, however, the greatest thing is that we have finally solved the mystery of Jesse's Pomeranian tattoo.

Let's get into it!

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Hello, Darlings!

The Valley is back...and Jax free!

Kristen and Officer Luke (Civil War), are spreading secrets and sucking up to Jesse while not realizing that Jesse is totally using them. Duh.

Michelle is being told that she is a lady of the night, Janet has a birthday at Dave and Busters (in Northridge), and I love this show.

Enjoy!

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Hello, Darlings!

Here is a SNEAK PEEK of today's Patreon episode, in which I dive into a true crime case that has military killers, blackmail, and a terrified young couple.

Join Patreon now!

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Hello, Darlings!

We are back to examine the members of High Society, and we are greeted with a familiar Bravo face...Devorah Rose.

This episode of High Society contains MAJOR Dale moments including her chasing a Prince through a New York Gala.

Jules sleeps until 1:30pm and calls people "disgusting", so nothing changes with her.

Join me as we navigate the dark world of these "socialites".

Enjoy!

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Hello, Darlings!

We need to do a little catch up, a good goss sesh and talk about what we should all watching.

The Bravo news never takes a day off, and neither should we.

Let's get into it.

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Hello, Darlings!

The first episode was dark, and this episode of The Valley was...pitch black.

All of these players have horrendous character traits, and then something drags us back to them...except Jesse. Jesse terrifies me.

The house of Jax and Brit is haunted by lipstick laden glasses, coke residue and anger. Pure anger.

Let's get into it!!

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Hello, Darlings!

This is a Sneak Peek of my Subscriber Only Patreon Episodes in which I dive into True Crime cases that are not so well known.

A Pastor with 3 kids, a happy couple with a love of the Baptist Church, and a killer on the loose.

Let's get into it.

To Listen To The Full Episode Now!

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Hello, Darlings!

I told you that I will be covering every episode of the one (and only) Season of iconic 2010 Reality Gold "High Society", however, I cannot wait until a week passes to share another episode. So here I am.

LET ME LIVE!!

The monsters from Episode 1 are monstering just as bad, and I will take you into the world of the long suffering people who surround Jules Kirby including a housekeeper who she screams, "Dust! Don't do the usual crappy job that you do!"....Don't worry, this vile woman will get her Karma.

Let's get into it.

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Hello, Darlings!

WOWZA. Do I have a TREAT for you.

You all know about my love for early 2000's unhinged Reality Shows, and I believe that I have stumbled up true greatness.

This show only ran for 1 Season and follows our darling Tinsley Mortimer as she divorced Topper. We see Tins out and about in NYC with her sister Dabney and some absolutely HORRIFIC friends. I mean, wouldn't-be-allowed-on-TV-today kind of friends.

This is an insane ride...join me!!!

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Hello, Darlings!

It is time for us to catch up on the Bravo world, gossip and everything Pop Culture.

I am discussing the latest on the shocking news of RHOC's brother's murder, what happened to make Meredith get suspended from RHOSLC, Garcelle's mass unfollowing and much more.

Let's get into it!

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