From picking up a penny to spending one, this week's episode is full of babble and gabble as Adam and Leanne discuss the many variations of penny phrases for Lucky Penny Day, Leanne's experience with a she-wee and they chat about the benefits of cranberry juice with absolutely no knowledge on the matter. This episode features another one of Leanne's car-search fails, potato-themed jokes and an oot and aboot important mission! Tune into the film reviews if you like zombies, thrillers or Jack Black!
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They chat about -
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Linda McCartney milks! https://lindamccartneyfoods.co.uk/our-food/drinks-range/
Just shy of an hour, this week's episode has everything! Film reviews, really bad mountain jokes, a rundown of Adam and Leanne's favourite burgers, an actual scientist* with actual scientific facts, a lowlight that turns into a rant, an extra noisy interruption from Hattie the dog, mushy highlights and lots and lots of fun banter! What more do you need from a podcast? Seriously, what more do you need? We'll add it in to future recordings.
*Probably, actually, most definitely Adam doing a voice.
From this episode's chitchats...
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On this week's episode, Adam celebrates his birthday in the hopes that everyone listens to this on the day it is published - his birthday! They also celebrate Mushroom Day which also happens to fall on Adam's birthday and they talk a lot about Leanne's current obsession with garlic, which has nothing to do with Adam's birthday. They rant about companies taking advantage of old people & charities and Adam is thankful for an early birthday present. From mushrooms and garlic to strawberries for this week's jokes and they review some brilliant TV shows and films. And oh, did we mention that it's Adam's birthday?!
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Ps. Happy Birthday, Adam!
On this week's podcast, Adam and Leanne talk about their eventful Easter with a 6ft tall rabbit, they discuss April Fool's pranks and chat about some surprisingly good and even more surprisingly bad films. Find out how postboxes, dogs, cow's bums and Adam's mother link together in this week's themed jokes and they discover a really tasty hot dog! *whispers* And happy ASMR day!
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In the second of the back-to-back episodes, Adam talks about his VHS-cover fame and Leanne discovers a milk that tastes like chocolate... and it's not chocolate milk! They also chat about their string of bad luck with cars this week! Jokes, films reviews and lots of laughs!
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Thought you'd missed last week's episode? Fear not, there wasn't one! So here we have the first of two back-to-back episodes! Find out how Adam and Leanne were involved in a "high speed" chase involving the Police! Hear about how a big pizza chain was reported to the Police! ... And they talk about other things not involving the Police, including the usual film reviews, jokes and chit chat! They also discuss the dilemma of needing a wee in public during lockdown (thanks to personal experience Eek!)
Mystery Agency at-home escape rooms! www.themysteryagency.com/
Silhouette Sarah visit www.silhouetteartist.co.uk/
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This week, on Tea For Two, Adam and Leanne chat about Boris' roadmap to normality, kissing in movies during a pandemic, words Leanne doesn't like and Adam lifts the curtain on some behind the scenes podcast practices. Tune in to find out how Adam was a victim of fraud and how Leanne had a similar situation that turned out not to be as bad as Adams, but she wanted to mention it anyway. Warning - This episode contains many silly sidetracks, daft digressions and turbulent tangents! Thankfully breaking up the ridiculousness is Friend of the Week, Silhouette Sarah. They talk about the history of silhouette artistry and how she's been adapting her art during a pandemic and meeting up virtually with other silhouette artists!
You can find out more about Sarah and her work, including links to all socials at www.silhouetteartist.co.uk
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While chatting about National Dog Biscuit Day, Adam and Leanne accidentally dig up a pawsome unplanned theme for this week's episode! They chat about their superstar pup, Hattie and coincidentally, the joke theme this week is also dogs! As usual, expect highlights, lowlights, film chat and a lot of yapping away from your hosts! All that and Adam embraces his Jewish roots on this week's intro song... which isn't dog related.
Follow Hattie on Instagram! www.instagram.com/littlemisshattie
Check out Lincoln's Lunchbox for delicious dog treats! www.lincolnslunchbox.com
For personalised drinking glasses check out Personally Perfected www.instagram.com/personallyperfected
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Even the PoPo can't stop this week's episode as Adam and Leanne have a brush with the law! It's not just the local constabulary that are after them - tune in to find out why Adam's in trouble with the Facebook police too! Food, food, glorious food and fun in the snow make their way into this week's highlights. Are Adam's jokes flipping good or just #fail? You decide! Ever wondered how doorstep surprises could go wrong? A funny tale will have your wondering no more! All this plus films, pancakes and a murder mystery... Don't worry, the police won't be after them for that one!
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In this week's episode, Adam and Leanne celebrate Groundhog Day and are joined by elf, pirate, traveller and author, Nigel Laight to chat about his adventures across land and sea and his new venture writing novels. From outdoing The Proclaimers to dreams of becoming a cowboy, they talk all things walking, sailing, educating and shovelling snow. They find out about his unusual writing process and the stories that inspired parts of his books. As usual, expect prattle and pleasantries, highlights, lowlights, film reviews and an intro that will get stuck in your head for days! And in this week's episode, Adam and Leanne celebrate Groundhog Day!
You can purchase Nigel's books on Amazon shorturl.at/stM69 & shorturl.at/hrsJ3 and follow him on Instagram - instagram.com/nigel_laight
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And watch our funny Snow Queen video https://fb.watch/3pwk6sMhl9/
A musical theatre intro and some musical theatre anecdotes sandwich this week's episode of crazy chit chat as Adam and Leanne remain on the national naughty step of lockdown. Their questions from last week are answered, huzzar! They talk about their love of wrestling and wrestlers in film, Adam's clothing shopping spree (yay for sales!), walks in the park and Leanne's lockdown snack invention. Hopefully this week's themed jokes won't hit any bum notes and find out whether gravy or custard would be paired with a hypothetical mystery pie!
PARTY BOWL! www.facebook.com/159249438104188/posts/681306089231851/
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On this week's podcast, Adam and Leanne talk about how they celebrated their lockdown anniversary with a cruelty-free at-home spa, vegan leather gifts and Leanne's military operation of serving Chinese takeaway. They also chat about Leanne's love of popcorn for National Popcorn Day and have many questions for the listeners - What's that tune? Do you remember this thing from the 90's? and HOW DO I TURN THE LAPTOP ON SILENT? They review a couple of films and a classic British TV show. All that and more - balloons, sausages and Alexa, oh my!
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And for popcorn making - https://bit.ly/3qswCDh
On this week's podcast, Adam and Leanne are joined by barber, vintage vinyl DJ, model, swing jive dance teacher and Drag Queen, Jivin' Jim Dandy! They chat about lockdown livestreams and being hunted down by the Facebook music police; owning a barbers during lockdown and a nude charity calendar; and the origins of his stage personas names and the drag culture of the 80's! Expect plenty of giggles and naughtiness!
Leanne outs Adam's sleep talking with a very funny clip! And they touch on Veganuary again with lots of goodies to be bought in shops this month, as their fridge knows only too well! And the Mystery of the unexplained cheese continues...
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Find out more about Jivin' Jim Dandy instagram.com/djjivinjimdandy / facebook.com/jivin.dandy, his barber shop instagram.com/themadhackerbarbershop and Lady Laverne Dandy instagram.com/lady_laverne_drag_queen
A list of vegan chocolate substitutes can be found at www.instagram.com/p/CJnzho7lmSF/?igshid=3tu41q65m5jo or www.facebook.com/770164136390257/posts/4949150555158240/?d=n
