We go crazy this episode, y'all.

Lose your temper over googly eyes. Spill the beans on a paleoanthropology cover-up. Discover that the chimney is not the best place to hide from the cops. Learn the legendary PANTHEON OF HORSE MOVIES.

All this and more in this episode of TanPants!

Where would YOU hide the goods? Can a Shark pass a drug test? And who is responsible for the "Large Pile of Lobsters" on the highway?

All these questions and more!

DON'T take selfies with the bear.

DON'T re-attach an evil finger.

New York is finally getting trash cans after all this time. It's a miracle.

A bunch of rich, government types want to stop global warming by shooting crap into clouds. What could possibly go wrong? Also, Crack Bears.

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What sorta thief would YOU want to be?

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THIS IS AN ALERT. THE BRISKET BANDIT IS STILL AT LARGE. IF YOU HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF HIS WHEREABOUTS, Like... let us know. The guy took our brisket.

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How do we stop vandals from stealing the copper wire from streetlights? What's the worst (and best) animal to hit with your car? What's the deal with this Assassins Creed fiasco? All these questions and more will be answered. Or at least... puzzled over.

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This lady and her printer decided to live inside of a giant sign. But I guess, who wouldn't want that, right?

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Time Travelers in Sheds? Ayahuasca Crypto? Josh's Chicken Express breakdown? Jumanji makes Isaac angry? This podcast has everything, guys.

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If you're gonna crash your car, better make it worth it, for goodness sake.

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Goofy gets whats coming to him...

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What would YOU do if your town was getting ready to build a medical monkey farm?

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A Wyoming man on a hunting trip makes a surprising new friend. Meanwhile, A Missouri senator wants to bring back (checks notes) DUELS!

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Josh has some opinions. So does Clay. Max has no idea what anybody's talking about. See Josh's tier list on the video version of this podcast on Spotify.

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Canada ain't doing so hot, yo. And can you guess what just became Colombia's top export? I'll give you a hint: it isn't bananas...

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This guy found this hole on a beach. Thinks it's from S P A C E. It wasn't. Then we find out school libraries are throwing out old books? What did Dickens ever do to them?

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Air-force lost a Jet? What's next? Airlines forcing you to sit next to farting dogs? Actually...

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Isaac gives Max the skinny on the new thing. Max bemoans the loss of Hollywood and vows to fix things.

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Army chaplains in Texas Schools, a vague John Wick updates, and more "news" from CNN's website

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