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Talking with Dinosaurs
Stefan Ayto
37 episodes
9 months ago
The World’s Number One Rated NSFW Comedy Dinosaur Podcast hosted by a New Zealander. Sometimes you’ve got to be specific to be on top!

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The World’s Number One Rated NSFW Comedy Dinosaur Podcast hosted by a New Zealander. Sometimes you’ve got to be specific to be on top!

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Talking with Dinosaurs
Episode 36: Crocodiles: A short 200 Million Year History

Who are liches? How do you pronounce the word "Svelte"? Can I create history's most ridiculous soccer team? Greg?!

Want some sick dice? bit.ly/dinodice

We now have a patreon! https://www.patreon.com/talkingwithdinosaurs , feel free to pop on by and support the show *There will be no bonus content!*

 Special thanks to Al-Ectricity ( https://www.patreon.com/alectricty/posts ) for the amazing theme song, Adam Donohue for the logo and Segment, Sarah for being my rock! Mega thanks to my patrons Ash, Heather, and William from TwitchBabies on Twitch!( https://www.twitch.tv/twitchybabies )

Transcription Available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1U3BwfmFF2ueO4Vp1OSI34aiYsvHRRZaLSEj7CCeRRik/edit?usp=sharing

Any Questions, ideas, or just wanna yarn? Email talkingwithdinosaurs@gmail.com ! 

 In the eternal words of the Young Ones "Boring boring bored bored bored boring"

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5 years ago
13 minutes 47 seconds

Talking with Dinosaurs
Episode 35: An Inexpectus Return

Yay, verily, I return when the world is most in need. What's more amazing than a giant eagle? What's the biggest poo? Duck Duck Goose?

 

We now have a patreon! https://www.patreon.com/talkingwithdinosaurs , feel free to pop on by and support the show *There will be no bonus content!*

 Special thanks to Al-Ectricity ( https://www.patreon.com/alectricty/posts ) for the amazing theme song, Adam Donohue for the logo and Segment, Sarah for being my rock! Mega thanks to my patrons Ash, Heather, and William from TwitchBabies on Twitch!( https://www.twitch.tv/twitchybabies )

Transcription Available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1p0WFkDM0YJsb9DBmdNnY-bLv_WEodfk4TnimZeAlhQE/edit?usp=sharing

Any Questions, ideas, or just wanna yarn? Email talkingwithdinosaurs@gmail.com ! 



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5 years ago
13 minutes 47 seconds

Talking with Dinosaurs
ASMR Nightmare

Uh, Chazz, I thought you said you fixed this? Yeah, it happened again. No, I didn't upload it. You said you fixed it! Damn it.

Uh, probably worth skipping this one.

 

We now have a patreon! https://www.patreon.com/talkingwithdinosaurs , feel free to pop on by and support the show *There will be no bonus content!*

 Special thanks to Al-Ectricity ( https://www.patreon.com/alectricty/posts ) for the amazing theme song, Adam Donohue for the logo and Segment, Sarah for being my rock! Mega thanks to my patrons Allison, Ash, Daniel, Heather, and William from Cheers! to Gaming!( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCIWnU0sNbrsc8NK2c-cmWw )

 

Any Questions, ideas, or just wanna yarn? Email talkingwithdinosaurs@gmail.com ! 

Teriyaki Turkey is a lovely collection of sounds.



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6 years ago
10 minutes 39 seconds

Talking with Dinosaurs
Episode 34: A Mystery in Amber

What did miners in Myanmar find locked in Amber? How is a brass instrument like a cephalopod? Fart Powered Octopus Snails?

We now have a patreon! https://www.patreon.com/talkingwithdinosaurs , feel free to pop on by and support the show *There will be no bonus content!*

 Special thanks to Al-Ectricity ( https://www.patreon.com/alectricty/posts ) for the amazing theme song, Adam Donohue for the logo and Segment, Sarah for being my rock! Mega thanks to my patrons Allison, Ash, Daniel, Heather, and William from Cheers! to Gaming!( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCIWnU0sNbrsc8NK2c-cmWw )

Transcription Available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/19fnkbHJ6amBAS77VLWTi4SErgAurklWqNNC7Iy_V9Tc/edit?usp=sharing

Any Questions, ideas, or just wanna yarn? Email talkingwithdinosaurs@gmail.com ! 

You know, you don't need wallpaper. Just skip it next time, save some money.



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6 years ago
13 minutes 12 seconds

Talking with Dinosaurs
Episode 33 1/3 - Sex Lakes; or The Dino-Bat-Dragon

Are Turtles Rocks? What happens when you combine a Dinosaur, a Bat, and a Dragon? Sex Lakes? Find out on Talking with Dinosaurs!

 

We now have a patreon! https://www.patreon.com/talkingwithdinosaurs , feel free to pop on by and support the show *There will be no bonus content!*

 

Special thanks to Al-Ectricity ( https://www.patreon.com/alectricty/posts ) for the amazing theme song, Adam Donohue for the logo and Segment, Sarah for being my rock!

Mega thanks to my patrons Allison, Ash, Daniel, and William from Cheers! to Gaming ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCIWnU0sNbrsc8NK2c-cmWw )

Transcription Available! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jjBX_9_2Ha4pbKsNzfzzLpMi8hRXdi0nW7fvqSgw7Rw/edit?usp=sharing

Check me out guesting on Insanely Haunted ( https://insanelyhauntedpod.wixsite.com/mysite/single-post/2019/05/05/EPISODE-77-SAILOR-SNUG-HARBOR ) and  Cornfields and Kobolds: ( https://www.podbean.com/media/share/dir-h56se-5d1442d ) 

Any Questions, ideas, or just wanna yarn? Email talkingwithdinosaurs@gmail.com ! 

 FNORD



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6 years ago
15 minutes 5 seconds

Talking with Dinosaurs
Episode 32 - OPABINIA, BABY!

In which I return, we don't time travel, jimmy, we count, like, really badly, we look at a whole host of eldritch nightmares, pay our respects to Keith Flint, go on a rant about spy agencies, look at some more butt prints, find out which dinosaurs had the best sense of humour, recognise paleoartists, and hopefully don't disappear as long again.

Special thanks to AlEctricity for the theme song ( https://soundcloud.com/alectricitynz ), Adam "Underfoot" Donohue for the Logo, and great contributions to segments, Sarah for actually making me finish the podcast!

Thanks to Aaron Davies for the question!

 

Transcription Available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wzU2lAnXqZgKkfKw5yXP42NyKSi9kwCC-wHr3w1Wt_Q/edit?usp=sharing

Any Questions, ideas, or just wanna yarn? Email talkingwithdinosaurs@gmail.com ! Want to donate to the podcast? https://ko-fi.com/talkingwithdinosaurs or the super secret unannounced Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/talkingwithdinosaurs

 

Check me out Guesting on Cornfields and Kobolds: ( https://www.podbean.com/media/share/dir-h56se-5d1442d ) and soon on Insanely Haunted ( http://insanelyhaunted.com/ )

 

Eat farts! Or don't, I'm not your boss.



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6 years ago
17 minutes 54 seconds

Talking with Dinosaurs
Episode 31 - Enteledont

In which I sorta gaslight you (Not cool, won't happen again), do not appreciate piggy girth, defend some big booty mammals, be a hypocrite, discover the ultimate modern killing machine, ruminate on ruminants, hear back from the big cheese (sorta), get hip, cook some eggs, and do some shitposting!

Special thanks to AlEctricity for the theme song ( https://soundcloud.com/alectricitynz ), Adam "Underfoot" Donohue for the Logo, and great contributions to segments, Sarah for actually making me finish the podcast!

Thanks to Tom Neunzerling( https://www.cinemasoup.net/comedianseatingplants/ ) and Joreon De Strake for the questions!

Looking for some seriously cool dice? Check out Dice Envy at https://bit.ly/dinodice for the coolest dice out there!

Transcription Available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1x52NmhoOQsjNFMwvN_xsjQrY07gAaLACdPZb5kOeFMg/edit?usp=sharing

Any Questions, ideas, or just wanna yarn? Email talkingwithdinosaurs@gmail.com ! Want to donate to the podcast? https://ko-fi.com/talkingwithdinosaurs

 

This Episodes featured podcasts are Insanely Haunted ( http://insanelyhaunted.com/ ) and People are Wild ( peoplearewild.podbean.com)!

Are you still reading this? I'm so proud of you! Good job.



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6 years ago
14 minutes 17 seconds

Talking with Dinosaurs
Episode 30: Dimorphodon

In which a series of bad accents are unveiled, I forget what the episode is about, a criminally under looked god of Paleontology is criminally under looked, I battle my Arch Nemesis (again), I both remember AND forget Beef, I sell out (for the best possible reason [caltrops]), and I decide the victor of the GREATEST BATTLE OF ALL TIME while simultaneously annoying a Head of State and a twitter personality. Whew, it's a doozy!

 I am now an affliate for Dice Envy! Head to http://bit.ly/dinodice to get some great dice and support the podcast!

Special thanks as ever to AlEctricity for the theme song ( https://soundcloud.com/alectricitynz ) and Adam 'Underfoot' Donohue for the logo and segment! Check out Insanely Haunted, the podcast in the promo, at http://insanelyhaunted.com

Any questions, ideas, or just wanna yarn? Email talkingwithdinosaurs@gmail.com . Also let me know if you want to access the Discord or private ARK: Survival Evolved server!
https://ko-fi.com/talkingwithdinosaurs

Transcript available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1guAfEkNALOvp-cpcxq8JfMnfn5HliYdltE5ngPx4ZXU/edit?usp=sharing

 



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6 years ago
14 minutes 18 seconds

Talking with Dinosaurs
Episode 29 - Bloomin' Aussies
In which we live in the future, recap a recap, develop psychic powers, say the word "Opal" too often, list EVERY good point about Australia, get the breakdown on dinosaur High School Cliques, and make essential changes to the school curriculum.

Special thanks to Al Ectricity for the theme song, Adam Donohue for the logo, Allidon for the question (and the Facting with Dinosaurs twitter account.) and Tom for the Question (and don't forget to check out Comedians Eating Plants and support it on the Patreon ).

Any questions or comments? Email talkingwithdinosaurs@gmail.com

Transcript available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1VQwQ185KrRaBGAA6TYxRY3IYaDIpbo-XMv3mdQBSndU/edit?usp=sharing

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6 years ago
12 minutes 15 seconds

Talking with Dinosaurs
Talking with Dinosaurs: A 2018 Review!
In which we discuss 2018, DON'T make a clip show, and apologize for past mistakes.

Special thanks to Adam Donohue for the Logo and Segment, AlEctricity for the music (Check out his stuff at His Soundcloud ), Sarah for making this happen, and everyone on the discord! Happy destruction of 2018!

FULL TRANSCRIPT AVAILABLE

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6 years ago
12 minutes 27 seconds

Talking with Dinosaurs
Episode 27 - Thanos... Wait, What?

Not, not a very special episode! In this episode we discuss vacations, dinosaurs named after Darkseid rip offs, Squirrel Girl, Toxic Masculinity, Matt Damon's Weirdest Film, whether or not Horace exists, how to tell what a Dinosaur looks like, Squirrel Girl again, Dating, Friends, and the greatest erotica writer (and human being) of all time.

 

Special Thanks to Al Ectricity for the theme song, hit him up for all your music needs, Adam "Underfoot" Donohue for the logo and constant support.

Transcript available here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15oES6hdIUZE5Wm7X37zXNypwvTjz4eGKY90BLgnTh-U/edit?usp=sharing

Please donate to a local museum (or my local museum), and if you still have some cash you need to dispose of after that, feel free to throw it at my Ko Fi or Paypal (Talkingwithdinosaurs@gmail.com)



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6 years ago
13 minutes 36 seconds

Talking with Dinosaurs
Talking with Talking with Dinosaurs (with Tim Batt)
A very special episode of Talking With Dinosaurs, in which I am joined by Tim Batt, host of "The Worst Idea of All Time" and "'Til Death Do Us Blart", and we discuss dinosaurs, conspiracies, how bad I am at knowing my massive family, and host of other topics (Mostly Dinosaurs). Be aware, as a bonus episode, this one isn't quite as facty as you may be used to, so take anything said with a whole shaker of salt. Just keep an eye on your blood pressure if you have a full shaker of salt, that's too much. Look, forget I said anything, ok? Just enjoy the episode!

NOTE: Due to the much larger length of this episode, there is not currently a transcript for this episode. I'm working on it!

Special Thanks to Al Ectrivity (https://soundcloud.com/alectricitynz) for the theme song, Adam Donohue for the logo, and Tim Batt for being an absolute legend, putting up with my shenanigans, and just making kiwis look good. 10/10

If you feel so inclined to throw money at a random stranger who talks about dinosaurs online, why not donate to my Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/talkingwithdinosaurs , or my Paypal: talkingwithdinosaurs@gmail.com ? Go on, the old you would do it. The old you was cool. You changed. Nah, just kidding, you're still great. Love you heaps, you don't have to give me money if you don't want.

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7 years ago
41 minutes 33 seconds

Talking with Dinosaurs
Episode 26 - Cetaceans

In which I return from a prison of my own creation, despair for humanity, lick a tapir's feet, just really stuff up a joke, really just ruin it, get all inspirational, get all depressed again, then plan a couple of heists. Wow, sounds action packed, we're going to have a whale of a time! Haha, you'll get it soon. 10/10.

 

Special thanks to Al-Ectricity for the theme song ( https://soundcloud.com/alectricitynz ), Adam Donohue for the logo, and Satan, just because.

Please donate to my Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/talkingwithdinosaurs , or my Paypal: talkingwithdinosaurs@gmail.com

 

Full transcript available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LltD47qQuBgaNIAnw4YdtkobEgYI_IuDqdNmWEdV4Cs/edit?usp=sharing



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7 years ago
16 minutes 21 seconds

Talking with Dinosaurs
Episode 25 - Ceratosaurus

In which I pledge an unkeepable pledge, sing the praises of the unsung hero of Jurassic Park 3, write, pitch, create and release a Netflix series, only to have it immediately cancelled, discover the most unfortunate last name and place name of all time, cure a theropods back problems, discuss dinosaur menses, and toot my own horn a little too hard.

Transcription available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PIXvd-tcun6QqCaXgp7WrpHTDmGzwmJdIFFYLhK_bKc/edit?usp=sharing


Music by Al Ectricity ( https://soundcloud.com/alectricitynz ). Logo by Adam "Underfoot" Donohue. Written, Produced, Presented by Stefan Ayto ( http://www.twitter.com/ershatz ). Feel free to donate to Talking with Dinosaurs at Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/talkingwithdinosaurs or Paypal to talkingwithdinosaurs@gmail.com



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7 years ago
14 minutes 58 seconds

Talking with Dinosaurs
Episode 24 - Aetosaurs

In which we discuss a creature no one has ever heard of, are disappointed by a lack of aliens, discover I have a type, have questions about housemate and beans, and mercilessly mock a child doing their best.

 Trascription available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Ao3Uje2YtjBN9ef7raLrFFKRi4LkSuW9hXZdujL6xkc/edit?usp=sharing

Special thanks to AlEctricity ( www.soundcloud.com/alectricitynz ) , Adam Underfoot Donohoe, Daniel Thompson and Dino.

 

Make sure you donate to your local museums! (And me! https://ko-fi.com/talkingwithdinosaurs )



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7 years ago
16 minutes 43 seconds

Talking with Dinosaurs
Episode 23 - Parasaurolophus

In which we blow up a marital aid factory, beg for a guest spot (CALL ME, ARNIE), and talk some toot.

 

Special thanks to Al Ectricity ( https://www.soundcloud.com/alectricitynz ) for the theme song, and Adam "Hobbit" Donohue for everything.

 

Transcript available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PUat9MDmPuTWa60G4WltwW6EXAjwwPWURZBwD2LyAw8/edit?usp=sharing



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7 years ago
12 minutes 3 seconds

Talking with Dinosaurs
Episode 22 - Glyptodont

FIXED! Now available in a quality that won't make your ears bleed.

 

In which I put threads in your eye, disparage mammals, discover the hidden links between the third reich and armadillos, and plan my perfect dinosaur Orgy. 

 

Special thanks to Al Ectricity (https://soundcloud.com/alectricitynz), Adam Underfoot, Troy McKee (Check out his music at https://youtu.be/4vHW7-0E-NE) and Cornfields and Kobolds (Search them whereever Podcasts Podcast.)

 

Full transcript available here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/147KS8PsqNDqCcTdXq_oPC55r7y2wEH--DvEjK0QPXr0/edit?usp=sharing 



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7 years ago
16 minutes 33 seconds

Talking with Dinosaurs
Episode 21 - Pterodactyl

In which I discuss Pterodactyls, Kitty Cats, Dinosaur Intelligence, The US Armies plan to steal my knowledge, and the 1986 New York Mets. Wait, what?


Special thanks to Al Ectricity ( https://soundcloud.com/alectricitynz ) and Adam "Hobbit Underfoot".

 

Full transcript available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LfyL9uxk48Mw--APibbbXYHF_fWwFHe9oGqa7WmEzuU/edit?usp=sharing



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7 years ago
15 minutes 26 seconds

Talking with Dinosaurs
Episode 20 - Deinocheirus

I mean, say what you will about it, it's out there.

In which I discuss New Zealand's Fair Trade Act of 1986, what seperates Deuterstomes from Protostomes (Psssst: It's the Butthole), silly made up dinosaurs, and WHY THE KID FROM JURASSIC PARK WAS RIGHT ABOUT VELOCIRAPTORS!

Transcription Available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/18o9QTxkhIGymIHxNSUQdpWDHU-Nzk-6dB0JjmIBbNpw/edit?usp=sharing

Special thanks to Al Ectricity for the theme (www.soundcloud.com/alectricitynz) and Adam "Hobbit Underfoot" ICan'tRememberhowtospellyourlastnameandI'mtootiredtocheck for the support and logo.

EAT YOUR BEANS



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7 years ago
13 minutes 11 seconds

Talking with Dinosaurs
Episode 19 - Brontosaurus

In which I come home, really lay into paleontologists for the first time in a while, discuss disease, and really give the Flintstones what they deserve.

Special Thanks to Al Ectricity ( https://soundcloud.com/alectricitynz ), Adam "Hobbit Underfoot" Donohue, and Tim and Guy from the Worst Idea of All Time. 


FULL TRANSCRIPT AVAILABLE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MlOIbfoYFf7z06KDSZMw5LtlIwJN4GG97mgmtwABAvo/edit?usp=sharing



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7 years ago
14 minutes 33 seconds

Talking with Dinosaurs
The World’s Number One Rated NSFW Comedy Dinosaur Podcast hosted by a New Zealander. Sometimes you’ve got to be specific to be on top!

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