<p>Classic million dollar cocktail<br></p><p>2oz gin</p><p>1 oz sweet vermouth </p><p>1/2 oz pineapple juice </p><p>1 large egg white </p><p>1 tsp grenadine </p><p>Put all ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice and shake vigorously for 30 seconds, strain into a couple glass </p><p>Even high-profile planned weddings go haywire! Mix a million dollar cocktail and hear how this over budgeted wedding goes off the tracks and ends up in a ditch! </p>

<p><span >Blue balls cocktail:</span></p><p><span >1/2 oz peach schnapps</span><br></p><p>1/4 oz sweet and sour mix</p><p>1/2 oz blue curaçao </p><p>1/2 oz Malibu rum </p><p>Splash of Sprite </p><p>Mix all ingredients in shaper with ice, strain into shooter glass </p><p>Mix a drink and hear why this couples’ gag-worthy vows went viral! I think we just became relationship coaches during this episode! </p>

<p><span >Good manners cost just as much as bad manners do, no need to ever be a naughty guest!</span><br></p><p>3/4 oz green chartreuse, chilled in freezer</p><p><span >3/4 oz blanco tequila</span></p><p>Cayenne pepper </p><p>Pour chartreuse into sherry glass, top with tequila, sprinkle with cayenne pepper </p>

<div>Death in the Afternoon: </div><div>We are a little salty over returning from vacation so death and dying is the topic today! </div><div>1 oz Absinthe </div><div>3-4 oz Dry champagne </div><div>Pour champagne into a champagne flute, top with quality Absinthe for a cloudy medicinal and addictive cocktail </div>

<div>The Marry Me cocktail. </div><p><span >1 ounce Grand Marnier</span></p><p><span >2 ounces rum </span></p><p><span >Serve in old fashioned glass.</span></p><div>The only instructions they're really giving us on this is put all the cocktail ingredients, all of them, all TWO of them, in the right order. Grand Marnier, and then rum. We're pretty sure no one's gonna give one shit what order those are in, but t<span >here you go. </span></div><p><span >BTW if you're gonna marry us, we're gonna ask for more than that. I mean, top it with some champagne or something. Talk about low standards...</span></p>

<div>Crazy Ex Boyfriend: </div><div>1 oz X-rated fusion liquor </div><div>1 oz vanilla vodka </div><div>2 oz pineapple juice </div><div>Pour in shot glass or over ice </div><div>We don’t know how these people keep getting invited to weddings! Many life lessons in this episode!</div>

<div>The Mocktail: </div><div>Virgin cucumber gimlet </div><div>1.5 oz. Club soda </div><div>5 slices muddled cucumber </div><div>1 oz fresh lime juice </div><div>1 oz simple syrup </div><div>Rolled cucumber slice for garnish </div><div>Combine in Shaker with ice</div><div>Pour over ice in rocks glass</div><div>Garnish with a rolled cucumber slice </div><div>Gen X, Gen Z, LMNOP? Who are these aliens and what are they doing to weddings? Put some vodka in the mocktail, take a listen and find out what we learned. </div>

<blockquote type="cite"><blockquote type="cite"><blockquote type="cite">Filthy Dirty Martini <p>mix in cocktail shaker with ice </p><p>3 oz gin <br>1 1/2 oz dry vermouth <br>2 dash orange bitters <br>1 oz olive, cornichon, cocktail onion brine </p><p>pour into martini glass, garnish with olive, cornichon, cocktail onion </p><p>You may rethink your beauty products after listening to this one! </p></blockquote></blockquote></blockquote>

<p>Old fashioned : <br><br>1 sugar cube<br>2 dash bitters <br>2 oz rye or bourbon <br>Muddle sugar and bitters <br>Add ice and rye or bourbon<br>Garnish with orange twist <br><br>We are throwing traditions out faster than your mom tossed her bouquet! Pour a drink with us and hear about old and new! </p>

<div>Gilligan's Island!</div><p><span >3 oz orange juice</span></p><p><span >3 oz cranberry juice</span></p><p><span >1 oz coconut vodka</span></p><div>1 oz peach schnapps</div><p><span >Combine and mix, pour into Collins glass over ice</span></p><div>‘Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of two idiots who thought it would be ‘fun’ getting married on an island. Pour me another Captain!’</div>

<div>Hard Day At Work</div><div>1 1/2 oz high quality gin </div><div>4 oz clementine juice </div><div>1 tsp simple syrup </div><div>Combine gin and juice and syrup in a shaker with crushed ice, shake well, pour into tumbler, top with a splash of seltzer </div><div>‘A hard day at work in the wedding world brings circumstances you could never imagine, we never did! Bring on the bucket of ‘high quality’ gin!!! </div>

<div>Lost in Laos:</div><div>2oz dry gin</div><div>2 oz coconut milk </div><div>1/2 oz green Chartreuse </div><div>3/4 oz lime juice </div><div>1/2 oz agave syrup </div><div>1 1/2 tsp turmeric </div><div>3 kaffir lime leaves </div><div>Thai basil </div><div>In shaker muddle lime juice, agave, chartreuse, turmeric and kaffir lime leaf. Add gin, coconut milk, ice. </div><div>Shake and strain into Collins glass filled with ice, garnish with kaffir leaves down the side, top with Thai basil </div><div>Get lost with us with this exotic cocktail and get the juice inside a special family wedding. </div>

<p>Wedding Cake Martini: <br>1.5 oz vanilla vodka <br>.5 oz Malibu rum <br>.5 oz pineapple juice <br>splash grenadine <br>Shake over ice, strain into a martini glass and top with whipped cream<br>Stories of structures that are more tipsy than we are! <br></p>

<blockquote type="cite"><blockquote type="cite"><blockquote type="cite">Sleazy BJ shot <p>layer in a shot glass: </p><p>.5 oz kahlua <br>.5 oz baileys <br>top with whipped cream </p><p>Let's hope this wedding photo trend does NOT take off!!! Warning, you may not want to listen to this one with Grandma! </p></blockquote></blockquote></blockquote>

<p><span >Jungle Juice!</span></p><p><span >Pour into giant cooler full of ice:</span><br></p><div>6 bottles of liquor of choice </div><div>3 large Hawaiian Punch and 2 large lemonade </div><div>Gummy sour candy of choice </div><div>Stir and pour into red solo cups </div><div>'Viral tik tok wedding stories have us ready to yak...along with the most popular cocktail videos' </div>

<div>Sabotage is:</div><div>2 oz spiced rum </div><div>.35 oz lime juice </div><div>5 oz cola </div><div>More lime for garnish </div><div>Pour rum and juice over ice in a high ball glass, add cola, garnish with lime slices </div><div>'Just when you think weddings cannot be hard enough, someone's gotta come along and make them even more drunkworthy' </div>

<p>Michelle and Jenny wrap up season one with a party and a live podcast!</p>

<p>White Trash Sangria</p><p>Start with a bottle of Boone's Farm Wine.</p><p>Add six mixed fruit cups.</p><p>Add 3/4 cup vodka.</p><p>Top with seltzer. Enjoy!</p>

<div>1 oz amaretto</div><div>7 oz sweet and sour mix </div><div>7 oz orange juice</div><div>Dash grenadine </div><div>1 oz southern comfort, peach flavor </div><div>Pour all ingredients over ice in a Collins glass </div><div>How the trials and tribulations of the logistics of weddings DRIVE us to drink on a regular basis </div>

<div>The Pisco Sour</div><div>3 oz Pisco (South American brandy) </div><div>1 oz fresh lime juice </div><div>3/4 oz simple syrup </div><div>1 fresh egg white </div><div>Dash bitters </div><div>Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker and shake vigorously, add ice and shake again for about ten seconds to froth egg white, strain into cocktail glass.</div><p>The only thing that should be sour is this drink! </p><p>Share a cocktail with us and be grateful! </p>