We don't know if we gave you our best here, dear listener, having given our all to our Patreon patrons, but you get what you pay for. In our latest comeback, Carrie can't handle the no drama life, Charlotte applies biz skills to dating, Samantha rides as ever, and Miranda gets cosy with Steve. Maz and Vag have a bun
Are we sluts? We know we are but what are you? Poor Carrie can’t get her hole, hates dogs and has daddy issues. Vag and Maz make a sneaky cameo in Sam’s apartment building, Miranda picks up a little something, and good old C-plot Charlotte’s fella has a filthy mouth
Happy New Year party people, surpriiiiise, we're back! As we emerge from under our troll-bridge, we learn that Samantha can speak jive. Charlotte gets licked, and Miranda treads carelessly all over Steve's dreams. Aidan makes his first appearance, failing to notice Carrie's collection of red flags flapping in his face.
Tag from Friends turns up in this episode, in which Carrie displays some of the 90s homophobia we knew and ignored. More importantly, Alanis Morisette is the antithesis to Geri Halliwell as she under-acts a storm in this cameo. Charlotte dresses up as a boy, and nobody but Samantha knows what the world is coming to! Maz and Vag eat grapes.
As Vag and Maz can’t help but wonder what horrors 2024 will have in store for them, they at least get to experience the joy of Magda’s first ever episode and the delight of Pocket Coffee. Carrie’s obsession with Natasha is more concerning than her obsession with Big, Charlotte York has a very Irish side to her, and Kevin the masseuse needs his stupid eyes checked.
We are SO generous. The patrons got to hear this already but now the rest of the plebs get a listen. We made the hard choices in this episode, in which we discovered that Vanessa fancies Donald Trump, Mary has a thing for King Chuck, and everyone likes Melania.
Speaking of erect, Vag and Maz decide which Irish politician they might boink. Leo Varadkar obviously but he wouldn't have us. We realise that Steve is the only character we've ever truly cared about, and Carrie is a law unto herself. Handsome politico Bill Kelly reveals an interesting sexual peccadillo, which of course Carrie handles in typically adult fashion...
We don’t know if this episode is about firemen or fairy tales. The gals deign leave Manhattan for an hour or two, Carrie finds herself a handsome politician to fill Big’s shoes, and Samantha diddles a firefighter. Meanwhile, we learn that Mary likes to waste the resources of Ireland’s bravest when she cuts her knee, Vanessa wants to be rescued, and we all want Channing Tatum.
It’s the season finale! We learn what happened when Mary got Mauwied. Maz and Vag are both disgusted by Miranda’s behaviour when she’s mean to Steve, and we realise that Beyoncé has a flaw. Meanwhile, Charlotte rides a horse, Carrie IS a horse, and Samantha’s boyfriend is hung like a horse.
It's woman vs woman on this episode, and that's just our Maz and Our Vag. The writers would have us believe that the gals go on holidays by bus. They would also have us believe that Samantha would take guff from an upstart underling. We meet Natasha for the first time, thus bringing ol' Big back to us
Ahead of our full episode recap over on Patreon, we share here our first voicenotes to each other as Kim Cattrall made her triumphant return to the Sex and the City universe. Appearing for 70 seconds or so in the And Just Like That Season 2 Finale, Kim stole the show, and our hearts.
Up to date, as ever, with current cultural references, Maz and Vag discuss the recent coronation of King Charles III. Charlotte puts her fella to sleep, Carrie destroys her fella's sobriety, and Samantha is the obvious choice for a threesome with David & David. All is overshadowed by the tantric session. Miranda doesn't really have a story, but does take a load on her face, so there is that. Maz and Vag consider a career in Onlyfans.
We said we'd do a quick react, and instead whiled away almost two hours. Prepare yourself for the most awkward nudey scene ever as Miranda embraces physical comedy. We meet the most boring love interest in Handsome Producer. Anthony is horribly mistreated, and all roads lead to the Met Ball. This And Just Like That reaction episode is on the house, for the rest of the season go to patreon.com/suddenlyirealised
We can't quite believe our little ears and eyes. Kim Cattrall will reprise her role as Samantha in And Just Like That, and Vag and Maz are beside themselves. We capture our joy herein...
We bring you up-to-date references such as the Dalai Lama’s faux pas, Joe Biden’s visit to Ireland, and the April birthday of Vanessa’s brother.
In New York City, the gals experience various nightmares. Miranda pulls a single dad to the world’s most obnoxious child. Mary replaces her father with Liam Neeson, and we learn that Vanessa’s worst nightmare is a summer’s day.
Meanwhile, Justin Theroux returns as a different character. As Carrie’s latest beau, he has a problem with early arrival. Charlotte is mean to Samantha and therefore in our bad books.
Vag and Maz are reunited after illness forced them apart for a whole month. We steal content from The Two Johnnies. We suddenly realised that, unlike Vogue and Joanne, we are poor and need your money. Clark Gable the dog does smelly rudies. We discover that Vanessa actually invented Milf Manor and Mary should be a psychologist. As for Sex and the City, this episode heralds the return of #poorskipper and other adventures ensue.
This week your host Maz is drowning in smugness as she announces she’s set to get Mauid! Carrie insults Gloria Gaynor, as does Mary. Carrie finally gets Big out of her system forevs - JK! John Bon Jovi makes the second most iconic cameo in the series. We realised that good friends should listen to friends complain about their breakups, and that Vanessa has a mysterious pre-existing relationship with ‘Guy Outside Miranda’s Window’ George Hahn
Miranda insists going to the doctor is ‘humiliating’. Charlotte gets herself a nice gay boyfriend. Big is a big dope as per and won’t let Carrie keep anything at his place, and Samantha plots revenge on an old flame. Vag and Maz plot to hunt SJP down in Donegal, and we suddenly realise that it’s better to have a doorman than a husband.
Ok fine this may be late but we realised this week that we're our own bosses so can do whatever we like! Big gives Carrie a gross purse and not much else, with the L-Word on the table. Leading us to be reminded of the fine line between tack and chic.
Samantha encounters a worthy foe in Sum, and love guru Vanessa informs us that the best relationships are the ones where you don’t truly know the person and you never will.
Miranda and Steve get all 'Upstairs Downstairs' and Charlotte has a pointless storyline about being a groupie. Most importantly, we realise that Liam Payne on Will Smith is the preeminent piece of philosophy of our time.