For this season's finale, Allard and Colleen hit the road to explore the world famous Zaanse Schans. Come along as explore century old windmills, while eating Dutch meatballs with Zaanse mustard, of course!
What are the biggest tourist traps to avoid in the Netherlands? What are Colleen and Allard's list of must, and must NOT sees? And where o' where can you get the best Dutch fries in Amsterdam? As they continue their way around town they also meet several tourists, with Allard convinced his interview questions are the best....Tune in and find out!
Colleen and Allard have returned from yet another extended break, with apologies and explanations galore! They jump right in with a series of listener questions leading them off-topic, but down some interesting roads!
How did Amsterdam get its name? Where is Allard's favorite place in the Netherlands? Why is Colleen teaching Allard to line dance? And how did one of the Dutch island became famous for their cranberries? This episode covers it all --plus some!
And most importantly, how did Colleen and Allard celebrate Amsterdam's famed 750th birthday? Tune in and find out!
In this episode Colleen and Allard dive into their pasts and discuss all the weird and wild jobs they’ve had in the Netherlands. From Allard’s (cliché!) job at a video rentals shop to Colleen’s escapades hosting speed-dating in Amsterdam for “lonely expats” — find out what they did and why they did it!
The Dutch are known for inventing uber successful! television formats, everything from Big Brother to the Voice! Find out how Colleen serendipitously landed a role as a game-show host on a Dutch mega production…to Allard’s shock and awe!
In this episode, Allard and Colleen share the stage with highly acclaimed Dutch actor and comedian Henry van Loon.
Come along as they discuss Dutch comedy, the sexiest province in Holland (Brabant, of course), soft 'g's' and the history of carnaval.
Didn't know the Dutch celebrate carnival?! Well, neither did Colleen --but luckily Henry is a big fan and a bit of a know-it-all on the subject.
Find out how the Dutch do comedy different (think: singing) and the excellent excuse Henry has for not attending Carnaval this year (psst..it involves a red carpet). One not to be missed!
You know the podcast, the socials, and the memes...but who and what is behind the Stuff Dutch People Like brand?! From its humble beginnings as a blog, to an 8-book series, successful merchandise line and more!
Come along as Allard interviews co-founder Colleen about how she and her partner carved out a lucrative niche and went on to self-publish the #1 best-selling book series of all time on Dutch culture! Listen as Allard and Colleen discuss their creative process, the ups and downs and their advice for those crazy enough to trust their gut!
On this episode, Colleen and Allard investigate further the Dutch's proclivity for out-of-the-box thinking. Colleen shares some of her favorite real-world examples, from traffic-lightless intersections to inter-generational living and the new trend of Dutch 'Dementia Villages'!
Allard invents a new term: 'cozy pragmatic' (cozmatic?) to describe this particular form of pragmatism which embodies a touch of whimsy.
In this episode Colleen and Allard deep dive into the one thing that defines Dutch culture above all else: pragmatism!
Come along as we discuss all the hot topics: prostitution, drugs, sex, crime and more....and find out what drives Dutch decision making! Are the Dutch really that tolerant? How have they figured out problems other countries have wrestled with for years! Listen and find out!
It's time for our 'year in review'! What were the top headlines in the Netherlands in 2024 and what did those crazy Dutchies get up to? Tune in and find out!
The Dutch are honest ( maybe too honest); ever wondered why?! They also cannot, will not and do not tell lies! Colleen and Allard do a deep dive on why the Dutch are so darn honest, while Colleen teaches Allard what a "white lie" is.
Find out why the Dutch communicate the way they do -- and how politeness differs per culture!
Part two of Colleen and Allard's discussion on their trips to Canada --and what they loved, questioned (huh?) and missed from home! Allard wants to talk all things coffee, snacks and food....while Colleen has a lot to say about Canadian bathrooms!
Listen to see if Allard can pass Colleen's "Great Canadian Quiz" filled with (little) known Canadiana trivia!
On the first episode of Season 4 (gosh golly!), Allard recounts his adventures as a Dutchie in Canada for the *very first* time! What did he like about Canada, what did he find surprising, and most importantly, how does Canadian food compare to Dutch dishes?!
For this season's finale, Allard and Colleen hit the road and set off to explore the charming Dutch harbour town of Volendam. Come along as they eat fresh herring and Colleen tries Volendam's famous Dutch eel (paling) for the first time!
As they continue their way around town they also meet several local Volendamers who share their stories about life in this well-known town, its famous residents, and of course, what to eat (award-winning poffertjes anyone?!). We hope you enjoy the ride!
In this episode Colleen and Allard ditch their usual jokes to respond to a listener who wrote in about having a hard time making a new life as an immigrant/expat in the Netherlands.
It's not the first time they've been asked the question: "how the heck do I make friends with the Dutch?!" so they decided to share their personal advice on how to get down with the Dutchies!
Oh and you don't wanna miss the first time Colleen tried to make a Dutch friend and the terrible turn it took!!
Moving abroad is not for the faint of heart --but if you dare to take a leap outside your comfort zone our hosts truly believe you will reap the rewards!
On this episode Colleen finally gets to talk about her favoruite Dutch institution: the brown bar/brown café! What the heck is a 'brown bar' you ask?! Well it's one part cozy, one part fun...and all things gezelligheid!
Take a listen as Allard and Colleen walk you through the history of the Dutch bruine kroeg and what you precisely need to et, drink and listen to (hint: smartlappen) when visiting one!
Oh and of course they will share their top 3 jaunts in Amsterdam...followed by a short quiz proving just how cruel the English language actually is to Dutch people! Curious? Tune in and find out!
In this episode Colleen and Allard are visited by 'Canadian boyfriend Rob' who is here to administer the official Dutch inburgering (civic integration) exam to our two hosts.
The inburgering exam is a series of tests on the Dutch language and society. The exams are a requirement by the Dutch government to get a permanent residence permit or a Dutch passport
Much has been said about this infamous exam and its utterly absurd questions! Will Allard and Colleen pass the test and be allowed to remain living in the Netherlands?! Would YOU pass?
Tune in, play along and find out!
In this episode Colleen talks about the differences in driving in the Netherlands --- specifically about how damn near impossible it is to get a driver's license in the Lowlands in 2024!
Allard and Colleen then launch into "part two" of their list of things to most definitely never do while in the Netherlands! Show up unannounced? Nope! Refuse cake? Not a good idea! Call the Netherlands, Holland? NEVER!!!
p.s. Colleen's brother makes a surprising admission about his experience with Dutch directness!
This year's edition of Kingsday has sadly come and gone but that doesn't mean that Allard and Colleen don't have A LOT to say about it! Curious about the history of this curious day? Looking to refresh your knowledge of the Dutch royals? They've got your covered!
From their personal favorite Kingsday anecdotes to the incredible treasures they have scored on the street, listen to find out insider tips on how the Dutch *really* celebrate this day!
In this episode Colleen and Allard are looking back through history at all the cool shit the Dutch invented! And we aren't talking deep fried snacks my friends, we are taking MASSIVE life-changing inventions.
Who invented essentially all the major tech developments of the last century?? The Dutch! Are you currently reading this on that little magical device in your hand? Well guess what, it couldn't do half the stuff it does without our cheese-loving Lowland friends!
Come take a deep dive into history with us, and we promise we'll have you laughing along the way as well!
P.S. Allard and Colleen make a surprise call to a special guest this week, to find out where Allard went wrong with his NorthAmerican/Dutch culture clast!
The fans have been sending in A LOT of questions and Colleen and Allard finally sit down and randomly select a few to answer. The results? Hi-larious, of course!
From questions about Dutch weddings, the cost-of-living, how much money Amsterdammers really make and Dutch toilet habits (eeww), our listeners have questions and luckily Allard and Colleen have answers!
Ever wondered why Dutch people are so poorly portrayed on TV & Film? Allard has a theory! Plus, have you heard Matt Damon speak Dutch. Our hosts are seriously impressed!!
(Oh, and don't miss some very "direct" criticism of both Allard and Colleen's podcast habits. This one is worth a gasp!)