Hey! Welcome to out first long distance episode. In today’s tea filled talk, we spilled the beans about boys we used to like and the realization that it didn’t go both ways. We also complained about moms, money, and working too much. We do apologize for weird audio as we are working on getting our shit together. Happy listening!

Hey lovelies! In today’s episode we dove into the struggles of the school year and the anxieties of being a student. We talked about bad habits, academic pressure, and the goals we have to improve our upcoming school year. Good luck to everyone who is starting up again in the fall. You’re worth more than your grades!!

Hey there! In today’s episode, we had a conversation about the big guy in the sky. We talked about our doubts, beliefs, and why the story of Noah’s arc doesn’t make sense. Join us as we figure out what works for us and what doesn’t while we comb through our own religious experiences.

Welcome back! Today we talked about our original red flag list inspired by the boys who came before. We each gave tea worthy examples from our own lives of men who so perfectly represent these warning signs. Listen in so that you know exactly what to avoid!

Hi beautiful people! Today we covered what’s been going on in Hannah’s life... well mostly. We talked about boys who know what they’re doing down there and those who do not. And as always, we babbled on about not accepting the bare minimum from our inferior counterparts (men).

Welcome back! Today we take on a very serious topic of sexual assault. We speak about our own trauma, that surprisingly but also not surprisingly at all, is something we had to experience together. Please don’t feel pressured to listen to this episode if this topic is triggering to you. Please contact the national sexual assault hotline if you are seeking help @1-800-656-4673. We hope you listen with open hearts and know that we are here for every single one of you ❤️

And we’re back! In today’s episode we focus on catching up with all the crazy going on in Samantha’s life. Her family moving to Florida, turning 21, and all the adventures you’ve missed since we recorded last.

Get excited because this episode we tell a story of a whirlwind romance gone wrong. We talk about Hannah's failed hookup with a foreign boy who just fell too hard for her and the crazy picture he sent her after. This episode is a goofy tale of what happens when you steal your best friends' foreign crush and face the consequences of it :). 

Buckle up as we finish updating you all on Samantha's old bestie drama! We talk about the good, the bad, and ugly that came from our many miscommunication mistakes. We dabble into job scams, what its like to have your dad on Snapchat, and all the creepy boys we witnessed who crushed on Samantha's little sister. 

In today's episode we continue talking with Hannah's sister! The sisters dive into all the reasons they drive each other mad and what brings them back together in the end. Join us while we get to explore the ins, outs, and the cringe of your favorite triplet sisters. 

In today’s episode we had our very first guest, Hannah’s sister! Listen as we get exclusive cringeworthy info about Hannah growing up. We cover fights, embarrassing moments, and get an inside scoop on this fun sister dynamic.

Get your cups ready because in this episode we spill so much tea! Today we unpack the friendship breakdown between Samantha and her used to be best friend while Hannah makes her first tipsy appearance. This episode is real, raw, and full of badass moments from both of your favorite shorties.

Today we dived into our love languages and found out that we are just meant to be wives! Boyfriends and boo things are no match for the love us shorties share. Listen as we analyze and share stories all about being in love, relationships, dirty dreams and our cuddling preferences xo.

Today Samantha embraced the future doctor in her and diagnosed Hannah with something special. We also took a detour and talked about some new passions like Harry Potter and BTS. We love you Jimin xo.

This story is definitely outdated. Update: No one moved to Florida lol. If you thought we couldn’t stay on topic before, just wait, this episode is a reminder we have ADHD. PSA: we were joined by a special annoying guest.

The Halloqueens are back and we’ll give you pumpkin to talk about! Although spooktober may be over, the stories never end. Listen to us talk about scary smelly feet and hoe time horrors while Hannah educates us on being sweaty.

Listen to us yap on about our school struggles and difficulties. Tap in as we try to plan ahead and convince ourselves that we’ve got this. Just like queens, we’re doing our best to work hard, learn from our failures and show everyone who’s boss.

We’re back and talking about vaginas! Get cozy and listen to us talk about kissing practice and the anatomy of the lady bits. As always, we’re ready to spill the tea on orgasms and our fun o faces.

Today we talked all about the countless things that distract our ADHD brains and all the horny thoughts that play a part in stealing our attention. We’re giving you way too much information that you didn’t ask for but we know you’ll enjoy. Thank us later.

Today we could barely keep on topic as we attempted to spill the tea on what it’s like to be a sibling and all of the crazy and embarrassing stories we’ve made because of it. There’s never any lack of drama in a house filled with so many kids and today we explain why.