Where do you fall on the hierarchy of angels? If you're really sexy, you could be an archangel. If you have 6 wings and 80 eyeballs, you might be a spaceship. Only God can say. In this episode, Hope and Brandi take on ancient aliens, Satan, gay sex, and giants buried in the Earth's crust. It all adds up. Trust. Check out our instagram at https://www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en If you have any spooky stories to share, email us at spookyshitpod@gmail.com

We’re back again!! Today we are talking real science, published, actual sources that science people made and also a book we never will read! Near Death Experiences, whose got ‘em? Nearly no one, it turns out. But if you do, you can talk to angels, control electricity, and master the piano after your white light adventure. We try to talk about ghost dogs too. Turns out they don’t go to heaven. Fucked up if true. Learn all about near death experiences and try not to have one while listening! Trigger Warning: Suicide. If you’re struggling, please contact the National Suicide Prevention Hotline at 800-273-8255. Check out our instagram at https://www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en If you have any spooky stories to share, email us at spookyshitpod@gmail.com

We miss traveling. So here is two of the worst places to ever vacation at: The Crescent Hotel and The Lizzie Borden House. One has got an actual Disney villain level nasty man and the other has lesbian axe murder. Take your pick! Both are bad but at least the rotten mutton and flapjacks are included.

Brendan Fraser is quaking in his female gaze-d boots(jk, he wears nothing but a loin cloth). Why? Because Hope and Brandi, for the first time, are DELIVERING on their promises. We cover the big tittied, big brained, Sphinx as well as King Tut's incomparable curse. Lol. Egyptology is racist. Please rate us or write a review! Or send questions/comments/ghost stories to spookyshitpod@gmail.com

Got questions about Satanic beasts and where to find them? Brandi & Hope are talking Prisoner of Azkaban — the third installment of the Harry Potter saga — to undercover the scary origins of hippogriffs and black dog omens. Hagrid girls will love this one. If you have any spooky stories to share, email us at spookyshitpod@gmail.com

Santa is OUT. And bad nasty rowdy Saint Ain't Nicholas is IN. Did you know Santa has 3 nega-clones full of dark energies and ambivalent motives? You better watch out. Because Father Whips, Rough Nicholas, Ashy Nicholas, and Furry Nicholas are coming for your ass (to switch ya). Act right. Or get hit. Happy Holigays! Love, Hope and Brandi.

LOOK. We got busy. We got tired. I dunno. But this is something different. Today we talk about The Haunting of Bly Manor. We are doing what every other white man with a podcast has ever done. And before you even ask, YES. We have media training. If you have any spooky stories to share, email us at spookyshitpod@gmail.com

What the hell is going on with the Catholics?! Somebody call the pope! There is magic afoot! We've got bodies that ain't rotting. And bread is turning into celestial super-flesh. And what's with the dead body parts going on tours of Raging Waters? Today Hope and Brandi sit down with our special guest, Danni Lin, to discuss the wack things Catholics put in their mouths. Check out our instagram at https://www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en

A lot of stuff has happened this month that will end up in American History books. But Brandi & Hope are here to tell you what your cowardly AP US History teachers could not -- Hodags & Jackalopes are REAL! Whether it's performing a surprise solo around the old cowboy campfire or getting revenge from animal-abusing loggers, these fearsome critters were not f*cking around. Check out our Instagram at www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/

By Satan's razor, this haunted house is too scary! A teen grabbed my arm and I saw an owl. Surely, there are witches here. An apple for you, my dear? There are razors and/or THC in it. Look out, Karen because this year we are bringing the modern scares. Check out our new instagram at https://www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en

You want to talk to demons? You want to have ghosts? You want to get secret messages from grandma? Well forget it! The ouija board is bad! It's a one way ticket to Zozo town and you are too weak to handle it. Only the most powerful of 8 year olds can wield the ouija board and uncover its secrets. Give it up! Forget it! Throw that ouija board away! But don't. That will also give you demons.

You know the thing where lil boys tell their moms that they are actually WWII pilots who died holding their best friend's hand? That's creepy. Today Brandi & Hope explore reincarnation in America -- across religions, regions and sanity. Check out our instagram and say you like us please: https://www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en

So Hope had a vision of future ghosts. Ghosts from the future. Now that ended up being nothing. BUT!! Let’s focus on visions instead. We That So Raven’d it real hard today as we discussed the Catholic logistics of getting impressions from supernatural beings. Mark Twain saw a vision of his brother dying and Joseph Smith saw sexy white Jesus. Supernatural future hallucinations come in all shapes and sizes. What hypersonic download dumps could your eyeballs get if they just opened themselves up to the possibilities? Check out our new instagram at https://www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en

So the Pentagon confirmed the existence of UFOs…in April. Woops! That’s just 2020, right!?! Well it’s being covered now. This week Hope and Brandi are riding a wave of positivity right into space and are cavorting with all the famous UFOs of history. Yeah, we’re covering Rosewell. And let’s not forget about the Berkshires! UFOs are real and they are coming to your local cow patch. Check out our new instagram at https://www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en

Wake up sheeple. Close your ears to the worldwide scientist conspiracy and open your eyes to the truth. The world is flat. Anyone standing on the ground and not sliding off the Earth should realize that. Gravity? That’s fake. Pictures of space? Photoshop. Eclipses? Atmospheric illusions. Now take the red pill and join us on a journey to the edge of the earth to fight the soldiers who protect the ice wall that keeps all the oceans from leaking off the planet. “Don’t Let Them Take Your Mind” by Conspiracy Music Guru https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziVLbEoQ4Sc Check out our new instagram at https://www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en

This week, Hope and Brandi delve into the cryptic depths of secret societies. Who are the Freemasons and what devilry did they construct into our very streets?! And who are the Illuminati and what did they have to do to get corny in Beyonce’s mess?? We intend to find out! And maybe learn a few tips and tricks while we form the Spooky Shit secret society for ourselves! And too late! You’re already a member. Check out our new instagram at https://www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en

Hear ye! Hear ye! The end time is nigh! The bells of heaven are a ringin’ and Satan has come to roost. We have finally decided to stop ignoring coronavirus and instead have come to the conclusion that it is the first sign of the apocalypse. Labor pains, horsemen, and locust, oh my! Let’s break down revelations and get the sign of the beast injected into our blood streams. Check out our new instagram at https://www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en

Goblins are an unknowable force of nature. Their lore is as deep as it is wide and to plumb the depths of their history is to reach into infinity. They surpass the simple constructs of good and evil. They exist beyond the natural and supernatural. They are neither demon nor fairy. They are simply goblin. And to try to define them would be an act of fools. So that’s what we do! Come along with us as we discuss why there is so much goddamn information on these small hairy men. Check out our new instagram at https://www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en

There’s nothing like a funky lil’ gargoyle to lighten the mood of a dusty catholic sermon. But these distorted creatures aren’t just there for the kids; they eat demons! And perhaps, are demons. No one is quite sure. But what we do know is that they’re our friends. And what of those badass lions that sit outside of your local chinatown? Fu Dogs are a staple of chinese architecture that absorb bad vibes and love to sit. These statues have superpowers and thank god they use them for good. Check out our new instagram at https://www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en

How to decipher the ingenious mind of the one and only, Stephanie Meyer? How do we plumb the depths of her psyche? Her inspiration? Her mythology? The mother of modern vampire fiction is an indecipherable puzzle. And Hope and Brandi intend to decipher it. What we found? Tenuous connections and problematic bastardization! Ah… Could we expect any less from our boys, Edward and Jacob? #TeamHalice #TeamCharliexBilly Check out our new instagram at https://www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en